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Thank Crunchie Its Friday : Edition
>waiting for Euan sub edition
Old thread: >>66494847 → →
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any free bets about ladz?
Need Euans LARGE desu ;)
what the FUCK is this OP?
absolutely terrible
seriously tho ladz any free bets? i've got a complete banker just need to lay one out quick time
whens the chink gonna change my 4chan back
Nick Goff
>>66509519
pmsl classic advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljqs63uYZ5s
>tfw need a shit but waiting for a phonecall
fuck
>Not YOP! edition
Euan is gonna tip one of these Finnish Womens games, I just know it.
what the hell was hiroshima nagasaki thinking sub sub edition
>>66509615
I need a shower and a shave and I'm waiting. It's awful
And I don't even have a bet to tide me over in the meantime
jaish are a far better team, just underperforming right now, i expect them to win. @ 2.30 right now
One of my elast favourite parts of /bet/ when some utter reddit slug makes the OP and its always fucking shit. This and no Euan tip has totally ruined my weekend. Cunts.
>>66509679
Hope so. Got my accounts all ready.
Euan here. Been destroying lines in asia myself pmsl
>>66509839
>euan
>destroying lines in asia
Not a chance pmsl
>>66509730
>caring this much about the first post
Ill never understand why people race to be the OP or care so much about what the OP content is
Thosefucking horses! Get in muthafucka
>>66509880
the OP represents /bet/ to the rest of /sp/
if someone sees something funny, interesting or informative then they will assume we all hold these qualities
if they see something mongy as fuck like the current OP (made by someone with a 3 digit bankroll btw) then we will be seen as all mongy
wtf is up with this layout? only just updated on new thread
>>66509933
APRIL FOOLS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I wish they would play a funny/interesting joke, not just something that makes the site more annoying to use.
you can add s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css to your adblock filter rules to go back to the old design
>>66509928
>>66509880
Agree with this to an extent.
Perception, yeah? I'm taking these guys into battle but I'm doing my own stapling.
>>66509880
/bet/ prides itself on the quality of all its posts lid and the OP is just as important
Post graphs
>>66509967
Thanks bec
>>66509982
lost most of it after i stopped tracking single bets on the site, so my graph is pretty much meaningless..
Did anything ever come of this?
Can I also get a Mackers status update? Not heard much about him for a few days.
>>66509981
faggot
>>66510072
>thumbnail
pmsl wtf
does anyone have the full pic
>>66510072
>60x125
New here, what does the +1.5 mean or O 5 U 5 mean on bet365
I couldnt find anything on their help section
>>66510069
what was on march 11?
wtb
>>66510114
+ 1.5 means that team will start with a 1.5 goal advantage
-1.5 means the team starts on -1.5 goals, so basically they need to win by 2 clear goals for the bet to pay out
If you pick -1.5 and your team wins 1-0 in real life, that means the actual score is only -0.5 - 0 so your team didnt really win
O 5 means over 5 goals
U 5 means under 5 goals
California Wildcat 3/1 1:20et Aqueduct. Heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
i remember when /bet/ used to be pretty shit
>>66510166
that was an acca. i dont usually play them so its more or less an outlier
>>66510245
ah ok. never do them desu
>>66509880
pakis out
any tips?
>>66510072
Tears
khroub 13 shots off target already, jeez
>>66510233
>used to be
>>66510072
you'll be wanting this
>>66510342
Still makes me pmsl
>>66510233
I remember when /bet/ was good. Last summer was the best period in /bet/ history.
>>66510390
kartepe was best /bet/
>>66510410
A WILD MEES APPEARS
>>66510342
PMSL
it's like watching an IQ of 80 talk to an IQ of 120
>>66510410
not it wasnt
last summer was superior
surreal bets almost every day, it was ridiculous
>>66510430
nada
Anyone here in estonians group?
Euan tipping a 3/10. Thought there was a LARGE lid?
Suppose the fud is used to lining up a worldy and settling for a 3/10
>Euan tipping a bet available in Asia that I'm on
Fuck off and stick to your fonbet specials, it isn't going to win now
LARGE
Unpopular opinion incoming
Euan's bet is decent regardless of whether it wins since other bookies have that priced around 1.3-1.4
>>66510668
It's @1.61 on 365.
>cos i said please
PMSL
>>66510729
Wish I could give that guy a swirly tbqh
>>66510668
Think you're on the wrong side pal.
>>66510729
I sent him a message because he said please desu
Not really sure about this Euan tip desu
>>66511037
this tbf
>>66511037
>muh rball
How do I get more (you)s? Running desperately low
>>66511227
HERE
>>66509982
Good month
>>66510342
Still can't read this without literally pml
WTFIGO?
Also, WTB?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3519201/Quick-thinking-children-Easter-egg-hunt-form-human-arrow-POINT-suspected-robbers-hiding-police-helicopter-pilot.html
fucking tory grasses
>>66511454
No chance this is real
>>66511483
Why not?
https://tipstertube.com/profile/betting
So where can i find these odds?
>>66509595
>did not piss
>did not laugh
Rena pls go.
>>66511059
With Jews you lose
>>66509967
You're my LARGE, Becs.
Any day now...
Reminder to get on California Wildcat at Aqueduct. 10 bings left
>>66511635
Fraud
>>66511792
Why have they not paid out yet ?
>>66511792
>it's been a year
fuck man
>>66512286
Fixed so allegedly they are "investigating" before deciding whether to payout or void
Which actually means they're sat on their arse hoping you'll forget all about it.
>>66511792
Why did you place multiple bets at 16:48, why not just all together ?
Smashing up the flat.
DAC
Why oh why do I bother following a Euan tip if its in Asia? Why havent I learnt?
get your torches and pitchforks ready lads
pmsl Euan still can't crack Asia
>fnatic
REEEEE
going LARGE on leicester
Someone hacked my tt lol
>>66512476
Such a deluded little fud pmsl
>>66512317
GOAT name
Euan is a legit fraud tbqh. No doubt he'll spew some utter tripe about how it was a 'good bet' and should've won. pmsl
>mushroom
pmsl can't win a bet today
Nice excuse james
Didn't realise google chrome was so drastically different on windows
>>66512503
Who are/were you?
Why do you tards hang on Euans every word, especially in Asia
The kid is a fraud
I cant wait for his usual self implosion when somebody questions his record
Jesus christ, this St Pauli game is the worst ive ever watched
There has been at least 25 throwins in the last 15 minutes and the ball has now went beyond the centre circle in an attacking fashion
>midfield passes back to GK
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66512564
martingale rebacked, cba
Euan I hope you get bollock cancer you cunt.
I know you're lurking Albania :^)
Another winner @ 3.4 today after a rough patch. Possibly a LARGE stake tomorrow. Get following!
>Union Berlin with a throw in at their opponents corner flag
>ball goes back to keeper from throw in
This should be punishable in modern day football
Didn't follow, wouldn't have cared either way if it won or lost, at least Euan tips something rather than endlessly shitposts about others. That is all.
>>66512697
Pmsl get a life perm boy, so obvious it's you. Remember those times you got exposed for shitposting as anon lmao
STOP PASSING THE BALL BACK TO YOUR KEEPER YOU GERMAN 2ND DIVISION CUNTS
STOP BOOTING THE BALL UP FIELD
ACTUALLY PASS IT TO YOUR FUCKING TEAM MATES
Christ on a bike, how do managers cope ?
>>66512697
Euan is the biggest shitposter on here and has a go at anyone he thinks is a mug despite him not realising what a massive pseudo he is. Trip on.
Leave t4tw alone, it was a good bet. And at least he actually tips rather than endlessly whinging pmsl
EUAN4PRESIDENT
MAKE /BET/ GREAT AGAIN
Euans big night out
>meets a girl
>she asks what he does
>I .......... I ........... I ........suggest highly researched, statistically certain scenarios of sporting events on the Asian continent.....
>she turns 360 degrees and walks away
>>66512568
MADMAN
Im convinced this St Pauli game is a fix for a draw, the players are not even making an attempt to shoot on goal
>constantly passing it back to keeper in attacking situation
>>66512984
No one cares about your lotto shite
>St Pauli keeper now standing with the ball for a clear 60 secs
>female ref doing nothing
>drops ball to feet for another minute
>not challeneged by opposing team
>>66513015
Nobody cares that you've bet on correctly priced shite.
>>66513015
alright mate calm down, put a tenner on u0.5 after your 3rd post to appreciate your efforts but you're really pushing it
STOP PLAYING THE BALL BACK TO THE FUCKING KEEPER !
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND ITS BACK TO THE KEEPER A FUCKING GAIN
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
>>66513079
>>66513123
PLEASE have sex
>>66513138
Im the OP, this is my thread, Ill post as I like
NAC GOAL DISALLOWED
FUCK MY LIFE
Im not even taking the piss, but Union had a breakaway on and they turned and passed it back to the keeper
THIS IS A FIX
>>66513171
yep, that sucks
THAT IS FUCKING PATHETIC
2 mins of stoppage time for 5 subs
2 injuries, and a mini bout of handbags from players
Taking my cashout option away at 85 mins too
FUCK OFF BET 365
FIX
FIX
FIX
does the britanon who used to post WORLD and desribe them in a concise but most poetic manner still post here? i remember some /bet/mafia goons tried to replicate his style unsuccessfuly
>>66513300
PMSL
M
S
L
>wolfsburg @4
massive value
>>66513300
Are you going broke? How you going broke when you an NBA player?SMFH
>>66513300
I heard Milwaukee is cold in april
What we thinking for the weekend then boys?
>>66513586
Pres at Euans then off to Bamboo to look for Rossy tbqh lid.
So so strange how Euan insists he profits in asia despite all the evidence in the world disproving this.
"Euan shite" fast becoming the biggest loss category on my spreadsheet.
this Mushroom tip better come through
>>66513683
It's always bad luck though m8
They had the ball cleared off the line TWICE this time pmsl
>>66513749
Him and Mackers both with a -20% roi for me.
>>66513820
Shouldn't be taking mackers main group bets senpai
How do I get into PGA?
>>66513857
Pay
>>66513869
That's step 2 m8
Lux with another bubblegum tip zzz nearly as much as a fraud as Euan
>>66513837
Yeah but he does occasionally post some good bets, just need to be a bit more careful with what ones I follow.
Do Keflavik cover?
wtf, missed when this happened:
>Red for Rodriguez Y. (Not on pitch, Unsportsmanlike conduct)
Mushroom so shrewd
>>66513917
Stole tip from Mushroom too
tfw had a cheeky tenner on Brugge RT9 @8
>>66513857
the link is literally in this thread you waste man
>>66512486
>he was on fnatic
navi -1.5 and clg +1.5 was it
3/4 correct, 1 game tied and no cashout option.. goddamnit bet365
UAC off Euan's LARGE
/bet/ give NAC your power
ONE MORE GOAL PLS
BREDA PLZ
>>66514925
>>66514976
>betting against Sparta
did you even look at the table?
Whats the QPR game like?
need Bird like AIR
>>66515030
yes.
>>66515030
Value lad.
You casual fuck
Mr Christopher fucking TEZ
>Bird
literally lost already
one day
>>66515146
S H A K I N G
>>66515146
Such an autistic DULLARD
>>66515146
fuck off nerd
>>66515146
N E R D
E
R
D
i was stupid enough to include monaco in 2 @100+ accas, only leg thats losing. fuck im retarded.
>not putting shekels on Minnesota and Boston ML
Tears
liquid to win round 1 @1.8
>>66515477
why would you do such a thing?
>Penalty with no card
small on igualada slags u4.75 @1.85
>>66515528
>it's 2016 and people are still betting on how good a mood the referee is in
>>66515491
down to 1.72
tears if you weren't on the value
>>66515587
but they lose the pistol
This bird tip isn't going to win is it? Gonna top off an absolutely miserable day.
Face down on the floor for one more card.
>>66515604
Nah
>>66515617
up!
>bird
>>66515587
P M S L
Bird SUCH a worm. Bet the greasy 4 eyed little virgin stinks of World of Warcraft.
need bird to take a tumble down the stairs
>>66515680
>it lost so it was a bad bet
E-sports posters so tedious
Just seen Euan buying some tins in saindburys pmsl
wtb?
BT STILL hasn't posted his Eurovision thoughts, might just cash out for a loss desu, he was probably trolling me.
Fjolnir this Fjolnir that, why didnt you just tip Fjolnir +9.5 you smelly cunt
/bet/ seems angry tonight.
Bird SUCH a fraud
check out las palmas women stats after first half
>>66515995
>he doesn't have 100% win rate
>H-He's a f-fraud
need 15 points in 3 mins lads
>>66515900
I'll do it tomorrow lid I promise, had too many deadlines lately
Big Bazza has come round to either give you how much you are up at the moment or to collect how much you owe. How fucked are ye?
Bird SUCH an underweight little virgin pmsl
What was Bird's tip?
>>66516074
not made a bet in days
>>66516093
Akranes/Fjolnir o139.5
on 128 with 2 mins left
BIRD SURREAL
b i r d
Hate bird so much
on o136.5
SHAKING
>>66516113
I got on over 138.5
SHAKING
>4 points in 34.2 secs
will they do it lads
BIRD SURREAL
1 MORE POINT PLEEEEASE
HAHAHA UP THOUSANDS
bird surreal
Bird SUCH a bird
Bird so so lucky
>took o140.5
>2 missed free throws in last min
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>66516299
*last second
HAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
How do I follow Bird?
>>66516319
tipstertube.com/profile/bird
>>66516332
but it sends a request, is he paid?
Following Bird, Ausclick, Euan and S_U_M_S. Anyone else from /bet/ tip?
>>66516419
bird isn't from /bet/
>>66516399
>being this new
PMSL
>>66516419
Yes
>tfw you match some girl on tinder and start chatting to her despite not finding her attractive
fuck sake
>>66516431
made an exception for him tbqh
>>66516432
Im not new I just havent followed Bird on TT.
>>66516419
Rumour has it Big_Al was the first person to start a /bet/ thread on /sp/.
>>66516446
Post pics slug.
literally second time in a single match that my + bet conceded 2 instant goals withing 3 minutes of placing it, on my knees for the unders that i posted here to hold
slags, never again
>>66516545
LE BET ON EVERYTHING MAN XD
What is THE nba bet tonight then lids? Payday today and I feel like winning major dosh to fund my webcam shemale model addiction
Need 4 non English bets for my student accy
>>66516748
Like the Bucks tonight at home
>>66516748
Raptors/Grizzlies O198
>>66516975
>Grizzlies
>going over
okay mate.
>>66517026
You're going to look very silly in a few hours m8
>>66517026
>The total has gone OVER in 10 of Memphis's last 14 games
>>66517062
>>66517100
we will see.
Can't stop backing Keflavik DC
>>66517409
they've been quite shit for most of the match lad, not sure why you would do that
>>66515538
won
>>66513953
nope
>>66517409
I jumped on evens on Huginn after they scored. Keflavik just aren't in it tonight.
>>66517660
Pakis out
>>66517694
Harriet m8, 3rd generation at least
>>66517409
Lost.
I like some of you guys, you're alright.
>>66517716
Why not second?
I ask, even though I'm second generation and called Hassan.
How do you guys pronounce it? Guys at uni pronounce it Hass-an, and back home they call me hassan with no break between - ie. hus-san
Having a bit of an identity crisis lads
Really want to put my whole paycheck on Nishikori tonight.
cant sleep, got too much on
MESSI
>>66517933
on what?
Dear horsebet tipster dude, sorry i forget the trip you used.
Thanks bro! Please please send some more of them our way if you get the chance, some heavy odds came in.
sincerely, /bet/
eastconnect started following bird
2 hours ago
lel
>>66517970
guess
>>66518011
You having less than £100 on whatever bet this is @1.01?
