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>>66505580
1st for natty athletes
AND I WONT BACK DOWN....
Better get used to hearing this name, lads. I'm gonna sub everyone on the UFC roster in the middlewight divions in less than 60 seconds
>>66508636
>Marlene
winner of the Buttfuck, Alabama Women's Fighting Championship
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Better get used to hearing this name, lads. I'm gonna 3 round split decision everyone on the UFC roster in the Featherweight division in more than 15 minutes
>>66508645
Are there reasonable people who find this sexually attractive?
What is this award for, /HEEM/?
How did your fighter names play out lads
Will you ever make it?
Go quietly into that final goodnight
HEEM ME
>>66508684
artem lobov
>>66508647
Back down
>>66508688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFvIdTbaMhA
>>66508675
Lets find out
You think you could heem me, motherfucker?
>>66508667
i think its time to come out of the closet fagit
my wife's son just got into mma and posting on 4chan's /sp/
he really likes this april fool's joke and is desperately trying to 'get' an african american name for his post
how can I be supportive of him, without being confrontational about his behaviour?
>>66508695
With ease Luke, with ease
For being a progressive and taking thuggy jon's cock.
>>66508645
i want to lick her femboner
>>66508693
TOM PETTY
>>66508705
>Lesbian
l..lewd
Would you get rid of any weight classes in mma?
Would you add any?
>>66508730
>Gertrude Francis
That's a faggot name if I've ever fucking seen one.
>>66508727
fucks sake lads
>>66508741
>Francine
lad
>>66508655
good lad
>>66508730
get rid of 125 men, merge it with 135 and/or 145.
get rid of 115 women, make 125 and 140 for women.
add 165 for men and 195
>>66508730
I'd get rid of anything below lightweight desu. Boring decision fights with worthless vanilla midgets.
I would add an open weight category.
>>66508741
Calm your tits Francine
>>66508743
>When you're such a faggot even 4chan names you Gay
You now vaguely recall TJ Dillasmall
I thought antibiotics were meant to make you feel better
What 4 fighters do you want beside you in a TFC tournament.
500kg weight limit for entire team
I could heem every here
My name proves this
>>66508785
qt pie.
Still no news about the co main for 200 ?
I feel that it wasn't meant to be and it's UFC damage control after the no hype for 200 so they must be negociating some huge fight to redeem the card
Find a fighter, any fighter with the same last name as your next post.
He's your boy for the day.
>>66508831
Rollan
>>66508831
Rollin
>>66508697
Heem him in a leg triangle while giving two thumbs up.
>>66508809
>Lesnar
>Jones
>MacDonald
>Lawler
be honest: how long have you been coming to 4chan (not just sp)?
>>66508837
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Scott-Blevins-21182
0-17 AND STILL MY BOY
>>66508847
Too fucking long, Lisa. All I do is post about DC sucking cock and look at trap threads all day.
>>66508842
Awwww Merle.
Would Rory have quit in the 5th round had Lawler not been a career long steroid abuser?
>>66508847
Going on 11 years this year
Too long
>>66508848
wtf
How. How did he keep going? Where was the light at the end of the tunnel?
Tell me about your boy
>>66508831
Easy.
How far would my name make it in the UFC?
>>66508864
lol which board did you start posting on first?
>>66508847
since 2011. I was 18 then. Said once I turned 20 I'd stop, then said 21, now I think I'll be posting here even when I have grandkids.
>>66508873
considering your name is 80% irish, you'd go pretty fucking far
>>66508882
/b/ like everyone did back then. /b/ wasn't just a porn dump but the heart of the site to be honest
Not sure what board was the first i posted on i lurked for a good 4 years before i ever posted
>>66508887
yeah i was 24 in 2006 and i STILL post on /b/
Combobreaker
>>66508847
Since 07, so going on 9 years now.
![20160314041300_1DX_6384[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ulkV2pY.jpg "20160314041300_1DX_6384[1].jpg")
>>66508865
Lads have you seen my boy. He's an absolute beast
19-11 record, bit of an unlucky run recently but I know he'll win his next one and Dana will surely sign him.
What does my name suggest about my potential UFC career?
>>66508950
Hey TP
Get Dana White
>>66508950
I think OKC is going to cuck you. You won't even get a shot at Golden State.
>>66508999
>Lindsay Chen
>pretending to be french to suck Tony Parker's dick
embarrassing
>>66508995
i would heem you
I'm a natural 225 pounder, if I hop on the gas do you think I could hit 250 and take over the easiest division in the UFC?
>>66508841
17-10
http://m.sherdog.com/fighter/Adam-Lynn-3604
>>66509052
i'm 256.5 and not on the gas. How tall are you?
>>66509020
shut up
>>66509069
6'2" lad
>>66509083
kawhi leonard's brother detected
>>66509083
Shut up Jake
dana white get
>>66509134
You goof
>>66509085
Youre not getting anywhere if you dont get into pic related
>>66509151
>Heem 1
Fucking autistic
>>66509192
would it make sense to call it heem 2
ya fucking dodo bird
>>66509192
>being named Dwight
I hate the first of April.
>>66509192
/heemspeak/ will provide the commentary
>>66509151
If there's any flyweight here who wants a fight I'm here. For the prelim obviously, I'm not a draw
I'm 5'8 123 pounds
Mike Hayes is still my boy
>>66509224
>beeing named Woodrow
>>66509052
>thinks he will gain 25lbs of muscle easily
see you in 2 years if you train like a mad man and take every steroid there is anon
>>66509151
wow who is the bottom left guy
>>66509263
>being literally named Kidd
>>66509250
are you in a concentration camp?
>>66509283
tips Armando
Connor Mcgregor
>>66509250
I'll beat your ass like it's 1940. Or 1914. Your choice. You'd have to go up to 145 though. Do it for the fans.
>>66509293
BRAVO
>>66508636
wtf is this name shit?
>>66509316
memes
>>66509316
Can it Jessica
>>66509316
moot programmed the internet to display our names irl
>>66509316
Google bought 4chan so they are redesigning the website, making it more user friendly
>>66509316
>being a grill
ITS HAPPENING
I got my black belt in street jitsu from the name displayed
>>66509151
I was hoping somebody would get this shit organized. It was starting to look like WWI with all the feuds breaking out.
>>66509352
>no "HE'S HURT" "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>or "AND HERE. WE. GO."
Did anyone in here watch this unironically?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqjf4kdprWs
r8 my name pals
>>66509402
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>66509402
housewife that gets beaten/10
>>66509151
Lithuania
Sweden
Right Guy
Get your pics in lads
Any fights tonight?
>>66509402
Pornstar name
>>66509286
I have a small appetite so it's hard to gain weight. I wanted to lift but I believe I wouldn't gain mass since I don't eat much
>>66509468
I can heem you if you want
>>66509401
>intro is almost 3 minutes long
holy fuck rogaine
sage is just trolling us, r-right guys?
>>66509478
here you go bro:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirtazapine
>>66509052
>I'm a natural 225 pounder
So you're fat
>>66509468
adrien broner boxes theophane tonight
>>66509503
but can you dodge a jon jones?
>>66509538
broner is a bum
>>66509550
can you dodge dis diq adan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XXtDUsJT8U
>>66509569
>Jon Daniel
r u native
Sage = Innocence
Conor = Pride
Why we like to watch them
>tfw no meme MMA name
>>66509654
they could call you BigHouse
>>66509633
>>66509352
>tfw I got beaten to the meme
>>66509636
Vegeta and Goku
Does anyone in the world no more about fighters who literally don't matter than this 30 year old hipster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQ_NcYizH8
>>66509609
>that hate in daniels eyes
wew
>sage will never be your childhood friend
just end it famalam
>>66509582
I wish they'd let me over your wall so I could spit in your fucking face
>>66509720
he's a phony
he could have bought a nice toyota and donated 80K to people in desperate need but instead bought a GTR
FAKE CHRISTIAN
whats my mma nickname?
10 million buys
![18f48c5a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cmW361W.jpg "18f48c5a[1].jpg")
>>66509797
NEAL YOUNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0nY7ewHEcs
Not long till this Bull is unleashed again
>>66509151
Any 'roos gonna get on the prelims?
>>66508831
I am a famous person
My name is proof
>>66509503
haha
>>66508831
this might be problematic but I will try
Almost there!
>>66509769
Isaac "The Faggot" Kaufman
>>66509934
sup spic
>>66509984
this guy is rich af why doesnt he just buy a planeticket
>>66509769
The BearJew
>>66510007
He prefers the memeic route
>>66509151
Only swede, estonia, and me will fight. Maybe Russians too, but he didn't want to fight me do I suppose he was only meming.
>Sage nottcutt pic with a blacked out face fools the average her poster
Disappointed desu
>>66510039
Get a dog bro
>>66509250
>173cm 56kg
sheeeit son you are like me a couple of years ago
i thought i couldn't gain weight too and was dissapointed like you, but i was persistent went to the gym and started eating like a normal person
im 72 kg now
just go and lift the apetite will come
Does Joes movemint maches the king of movement Conard Mcdonald ?
>>66510061
>tfw 165cm 90kg and not fat
Whats up with the names
>>66510092
>not fat
sure bud
>>66509769
GolderbergShekelStein
MEESA SPEAKER
>>66510133
Roosevelt Small
>tfw no dank name
at least i can heem most of you here
>/tv/ still waiting for CIA get
poor guys
>>66510127
fuck did I say 165cm? I meant 195cm 75kg
this memetheme got me confused
>>66510120
>The Dana White name in a /heem/ thread
I will never know those (you)s.....
>>66509345
>andrea
>>66510159
hi kara :3
Meesa McGregor
>>66510120
who the fuck is christian chandler
JON JONES
So Aldo vs Edgar confirmed for not the co-main, so the co-main must be a real title fight right? So what are the options? Lawler vs Condit 2?
>>66510196
Hey Stacey
>>66510215
Dammit Brittany shut up about the BBC for once
>>66510226
Ronda/Tate 3
>>66510212
the true embodiment of autism, pham
I'm literally unheemable /heem/
can I get a celebrity name
thanks
>>66510156
Typical Mona post
Just piss off now Mona
>>66510253
i bet i could take you down
BLAST HARDCHEESE
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>66510269
fuck off back to huezil santos
what site is this skin supposed to represent btw
>>66510248
doesn't her medical suspension not expire until november? Either way I don't understand why the UFC doesn't make a non-title rematch between Holly and Ronda for who gets the shot at Miesha. It would still make massive amounts of money, either of them would probably beat Miesha anyway, and it kills two birds with one stone.
>>66510319
ur mums
Where are the memes?
>>66510326
don't think so, it was just rumoured that she was doing movies and shit until novemeber but if she want to come back she can. dana also said that she texted him 'its time to get back to work' after miesha won
What's the date today?
>>66510319
Google+
>mfw 4chan is all fucked up and i dont know how to make it like it was yesterday.
I hate change /heem/ please help me
>>66510382
Shut up Leonard
>>66510382
google bought 4 chan and they are making the site more user friendly which will hopefully attract some new users too
>>66509984
These names will allow for some hardcore memery though
198 is meh
>>66510489
pleb
>>66510401
>>66510416
All i really want is my tomorrow theme back, this white screen makes my eyes water
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Memes are coming in thick and fast lads
>>66510226
RDA vs Lawler
I believe it.
It's a cool fight
>>66510544
I made a mess of that, ignore all the greentexted ones
Not deleting because you'll bully me ;_;
>>66510544
>tfw jon is coming thick and fast
>>66510555
RDA vs Lawler would be fun, but I think Lawler would probably mail him
Would be a completely crazy fight to book though and much more deserving of main event if it was the case. I don't think it's happening
wtf is this new design?
>>66510544
that ronald macdonald was pretty spicy
and why the fuck am I derek maxwell by the way?
what the actual fuck is this witchery?
>>66510655
No idea what you're talking about lad
>>66510655
You're Joseph Sanchez you dumb Spaniard.
>>66510655
Shut up Joseph
>>66510489
>198
>meh
dont you have some bad guys to catch velma you 4 eyed cunt
>>66510655
shouldn't you be mowing my lawn?
>>66510655
>a spic with a spic name
pottery
>>66510682
kekd
>>66510676
ok aurora
>>66510655
Calm down Joseph
rolling for nate diaz
>>66510655
If you really must know, Google bought 4chan and have redesigned it to make it more user friendly. This comes off the back of moot joining Google
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/4chan-founder-moot-joins-google-says-he-will-bring-experience-from-founding-world-s-most-a6918796.html
rollan
give me a spicy name /heem/
>>66510794
|Fred
>>66510794
pretty good desu
>>66510794
that's a pretty spicy name desu
ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIN
Man these names are bretty fun desu
Checks em
>>66510861
Shut up
These fucking names!! they will get old fast but goddamn is it fun right now
t.barboza
>>66510890
Shut up Velma
>>66510861
NOW I KNOW
my boy get
>tfw you waifu test positive for diuretics
I am
>>66510915
ONLY I CAN STOP THE RAIINNNN
>>66510959
>his waifu is KGB
kek
>>66510960
you my boy
>yfw you randomly get your real name
>>66511052
Manuel
Joe Rogan Get
you are now forced to fap to the name below this
>>66511074
I got your mum last nigth lad
![shocked-gif[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kN66WBZ.gif "shocked-gif[2].gif")
>tfw you've read your actual name in these threads
>>66511073
>mfw keep getting spic names over and over
>>66511033
And you are mine
>>66511105
>tfw double-barrelled surname and weird first name so there's no chance of this happening
>>66511114
irma
I WILL WIN ON JULY 9th
Enough of these name games you fuckin goofs
>Reminder that if you get a spic name, you must get out and BUILD THE WALL.
>>66511174
>Velam
lad
>>66511052
u have to go back
>>66511183
rollin, i want that wall 10 feet higher
![tumblr_m5abgtyfpW1rw4x8zo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3c5mn2H.jpg "tumblr_m5abgtyfpW1rw4x8zo1_400[1].jpg")
>>66511174
![miuna comfy].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2KF0qu.jpg "miuna comfy].jpg")
Best girl get
>‘This Will Be The End Of Jon Jones,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Man For Seventh Time This Year
seriously, what can stop this man?
>Jon
>>66511207
>Dustin Williamson
Sit yo ass back down, cracka. You ain't doing shit!
>>66511235
Officer Jason Brown
