sub-edition: filthy robbed III
UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
important scientific poll:
http://strawpoll.me/7240066
mma digest:
https://youtu.be/F5hFc8kWRew
jbj update:
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/31/11337684/jon-jones-must-attend-courses-get-approval-to-drive-after-probation
Ufc 200 card:
revenge goobs vs full camp nate - 170(kek)
punished fronk vs cryldo - interim belt
broke back cain vs travis rousey
usada johny vs GAS-telum
heel mousasi vs basedson
joe banger vs diego spicy
Gookonori vs aryan miller
memecutt vs literalmente que se
previous thread: >>66494224
updated ufc.py
http://pastebin.com/BDGdbawe
You think you could heem this 4'11 featherweight?
m.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
3rd for gooby
Boxing iraqi, what weightclass do you compete in?
first for rickson isnt a true gracie
first for filthy would cuck the mw division
![Nick-the-tooth-PNG[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zTbbWeG.png "Nick-the-tooth-PNG[1].png")
10th for nick the tooth
>>66497501
I'm Swede/Persian, but I kek'd. I alternate between 75 & 69kg's. I don't always find an opponent at 69 so I go up.
what do you think jon is going to do tonight?
>>66497447
I am literally LMAOing at your stance
nigga, do you even MMA? ever heard of a takedown?
UPDATED UPCOMING EVENTS LIST (APRIL):
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
>tfw people here training make me feel le bad
memejitsu here i come
>>66497482
thank u buffon
>>66497506
im a purple belt. name, now.
Lads come on there's 5 posts left in the last thread, hotpocketsman will just delete this one
>>66494224
>>66497546
>When dada gassed from trying out those JBJ kicks
>>66497528
You look bigger than 69 that's for sure. How tall are you m8?
>>66497588
don't make fun of him he got rid of that jerk who posted the arianny nude
>>66497580
you said you train im wembley earlier lmao, make up your mind.
>>66497621
t.cuck
>>66497627
that was him not me
anyone want to watch some fights?
>>66497621
she literally has no ass, the thicc chick from ufc now is my new non-fightfu tbqhwy
>>66497637
which classes do you go to/who teaches them? feel like im getting trolled softly
>>66497637
>t.cuck
what?
>>66497638
I'd rather just pretend I'm going to fight people from this board and call them cucks. What do you think the purpose of this thread is?
>>66497536
Stances change depending on discipline. But I like standing wide. How long have you trained for?
>>66497614
Walk around at 72kg's. I'm 179cm.
>>66497661
I go to Street Jitsu at 6pm, Sensei Stevens teaches them.
>>66497676
MANLET
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T
>>66497638
u or italy streaming?
>>66497447
well boxing swede u looked alright here, but tbf i'm pretty sure that's cause you were sparring with a guy built like gollum from lord of the rings with the striking of keith jardine.
also
>sparring boxing without wearing shoes
if that was a legit gym you'd get laughed at
i am now picking estonia or lithcuck
you're a confirmed poser, no wonder you lost you're amateur fight
>>66497528
>half swede half persian
>still looks like a full persian
im guessing your dad is one brown mofo
>>66497728
>im guessing your dad is one brown mofo
>guessing
>>66497676
from 6-16 different martial arts consistently. Then some BJJ, muay thai unconsistently after that.
>>66497727
it's not a boxing gym you moron.
not the boxing swede
Im being honest when i type this:
Id heem this whole thread
>>66497727
Jardine had goat striking
>>66497702
im too dumb to stream, maybe italy if he is here
>>66497735
well its either that or his mum is the darkest swede alive
>>66497676
If you can travel to lithuania I will fight by your rules, so I can throw no kicks or do no takedowns and wear boxing gloves I never wore before
>>66497763
BALLS OF STEEL
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S
O
F
S
T
E
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L
what's your favorite weigh in music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FrkxRdpH4
anybody know the name to this one btw?
>>66497755
figure it out you fucking goof
be the jon jones of /heem/
>>66497763
MADMAN
Lets be honest here, lithkek looks like he would get heemed by a breeze
>>66497763
based lithcuck. do 3 matches desu, jiu jitsu, boxing and a mandrama match. 2/3 wins
>It's an empty threats episode
>>66497821
at least his mom isn't a coal burner
>>66497528
what a disgrace, you should use a proxy to post with an iranian flag
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 8m8 minutes ago
Ariel Helwani Retweeted Malcolm
That is true. As of now, Aldo-Edgar is not the co-main. Ariel Helwani added,
>>66497859
I'm not the boxing swede.
>having anything against iranians
heem yourself my man
>>66497748
>>66497859
desu iranians arent that bad, and the kid usually ends up white
>>66497821
i think you'd be surprised, just because he doesnt have estonia's deformed jaw doesnt mean he cant take a nice shot
when has an eastern european ever had a weak chin desu?
>>66497748
you wouldn't do shit lad
>>66497881
i dont have anything against iranians that stay in iran. if i saw an iranian in my neighborhood id heem him into a living death though.
>>66497879
holy shit. hope we get an rda match, fuck condit tbqhwy. 3 5 round fights will be fucking awesome desu
http://strawpoll.me/7239132
http://strawpoll.me/7239132
http://strawpoll.me/7239132
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
VOTE OR YOUR MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
>>66497919
wow is that really you?
>>66497934
sure you would Cletus
>>66497893
that man would heem every poster that's ever crossed this thread
no one can take that right hook shot
>>66497941
Riff Raff
>>66497941
i unironically think cyborgg would win lad
>>66497919
What are your thoughts on Fight Pass?
>>66497943
it is literally me
is that fear i detect in your post?
if lithcuck wins i'll pay for his nosejob
if estoniacuck wins i'll pay to fix his box head
>>66497970
can you give me some fitness tips I need to get as toned as you
>>66497941
pretty evenly spread desu
>>66497727
I'll get you guys some better footage as soon as I'm well. I box without shoes on the mat because of the grip. You essentially stick to the mat because of the material on the soles of the shoes. Also it's more hygienic for the guys who are going to roll afterwards.
>>66497728
I kind of fucked up by saying Swede/Persian. I meant born in Sweden, parents from Iran. >inb4 brown bomber
>>66497740
How old are you?
>>66497763
We can do multiple rounds, different rules. Planning on traveling to a few places during the summer, I might be able to swing by yours.
>>66497873
kek
>>66497941
Schaub
He has size, strength, or technique advantages over all the rest
>>66497968
best service in the world of online on-demand access. it would be a privilege to fight on such a huge advancement in the world of mixed martial arts and entertainement
>>66497982
don't be a little bitch with bitch hips basically
faggot
Who is the smallest fighter who could unironically one punch KO Schaub?
>>66497919
Ill kill you
>>66497950
>widdle brown halfbreed sticking up for his """""people"""""
leave the iranian to me
>>66497988
>schaub in charge of not being knocked out
>technique
kek
>>66498004
robbie lawler
>>66497986
>not nicknaming yourself the brown bomber
cmon son
>>66498003
Joanna Jędrzejczyk
>>66498004
hello tyrone
>>66497986
you fucked uo with this post, shouldve kept pretending that you were half swede
>>66498004
>dis nigga
you wouldn't do shit but gas out like dada
>>66498003
hendricks
>>66498004
where's your /heem/ stamp tyrone?
and i'd heem you and i'd heem you quick
what state are you in?
>>66498019
Schaub got real serious on JRE when Callen asked if he could beat up Joanna
>>66498021
>tyrone
I think youd be surprised
>>66497941
>Schaub in the lead
Nice to see we're the same old /heem/ ;^)
You didn't let me down lads, still my boys
>>66497447
mirin u desu senpai
>>66498004
>its a nigger threatening to kill a white man episode
oh wow guys i'm shocked
dont even setup a fight with him, he'll be in prison faster than jon jones
>>66498042
link?
no offense but id kill myself if i was born brown in sweden
>>66497941
>everybody but 1 has a vote
JUST
>>66498026
Like i said earlier, i run and am conditioned to go 3 rounds with 285ers
>>66498042
link lad
>>66497914
I always wondered, why is it that UFC doesn't do 10 counts on knockouts?
>>66497941
cm punk btfo kek
>>66498088
concussionville
>>66498072
you wouldn't last a single round in my world
>>66498040
PA
>>66498101
You wouldnt be able to get into mine
>/heem/ turning into an international Rumblr
any heemsters in south florida wanta bang it out?
no homo
>>66498050
Not even memeing, I just cant see a single one of them managing to beat schaub.
>>66498127
the dream is realized
its about damn time
>>66498088
If you're heemed you're heemed, if you're repeatedly getting heemed, it's a massive danger to your health. The gloves play a big difference desu
>>66498127
We need to make a card desu
Or a tournament
>>66498127
The fights will never happen though
>you will never cheer for the brown bomber as he heems the dancing queen lithcuck
>>66498117
>You wouldnt be able to get into mine
believe me, i'd be in your world before you even realized it
>>66498004
this guy will win desu look how big he is hes like 200+
>>66498142
>cheering for anyone over our boy
It goes lithcuck > persianwew >>>>>>>>> edgestonia
>>66498004
look natty too
no roid delts
are there any other black guys on /heem/ we can get to fight our bull?
perhaps adan vs the bull? but we all know adan will never show up
>>66498202
the persian lad
>>66498179
you're a bitch m8
>>66498202
Im white and live in MD. Im full roy nelson mode tho.
Anyone trying to go to a live event? Next time UFC is at the Prudential Center of MSG I'll get tickets
>creating an interim title because the champ refuses to defend the belt
>>66498202
adan will show up for the piss tests on his face
is italy around?
perhaps he could stream some rumble fights to whet our appetite for bulls since /heem/ just got its own bull
start with koscheck vs rumble pls
>>66498202
This guy posted a while ago
No homo of course
>>66498227
post a pic bro, don't be scared
so you're saying you're down to fight /heem/'s bull?
>>66498224
The biggest youve ever met?
>>66498257
I bet it burns when he poops out all that nashville hot chicken
>>66498257
how would you justify having this pictures on your computer if anyone ever gets on it?
>>66498268
>>66498239
>muh belts
>implying aldo ever defended it
kek
>>66498272
Folders within folders within folders labeled Bio exam II. No one will ever go there
I honestly don't understand where this 'Estonia wont show up' meme came from. I have confirmed the month, place and the fact that I started training. Why are you still doubting me? Stop doubting me!
>>66498264
for sure
>>66498228
>going to MSG
>literally have to commit a felony to carry a gun in that shit hole
no thanks
>>66498272
lol
that pic would be the least of my worries
>>66498297
Aldo defended it several times. I'll be cheering for Frankie because they're fucking the guy for too long, I just want to know what happens if he beats Aldo. Maybe Frankie will have to fight Holloway until your majesty decides to grace us with a title defense
>>66498258
Nah too fat right now, cutting hard.
I'd be down to go to like a big east coast thing. Probably not just me and some guy.
>tfw UFC Ottawa
>tfw get to see Cerrone's body get battered
>>66498333
will anyone care about conor if he gets cucked twice?
>>66498312
post boxhead with timestamp now
>>66498333
conor will fight gsp if he beats nate i think. if he loses(which i think will happen) , he probably gets dana to book him an ireland show and defend there so it looks like he has memevrage
>tfw /Heem/ FC becomes a top fighting organization
>nate literally stood and banged with him and he still lost
>>66498380
Conor wasn't prepared
Nate got lucky
>>66498380
>ten days notice
>>66498389
(You)
>>66498312
You've increased your shitposting, you seem shook and honestly I get the vibe you don't want anything to do with this anymore but unwillingly continue playing this act
lithkek = mcgregor; cocky dancing touchbutt manlet
estonia = ????
persian """""swede""""" = ???
>>66498127
is rumblr the gay hook up app?
GSP vs. Conor is this a meme or really going to happen? Won't GSP literally take him down at will?
>>66498407
lithkek = pvz
estonia = mcgregor(ducker) plus le excuse my boy man
""""swede"""" = latifi bull
>>66498416
no you're thinking of /pol/
>>66498378
who will be our dana white?
>>66498417
https://youtu.be/SwMpAU2RnbE
>>66498429
predictioncuck
>>66498429
We don't want a Dana white, we need something better.
Vince Vaughn v CM Punk at UFC 200, who takes it /heem/?
>>66498333
Aldo already beat fronkie pretty convincingly already.
Fronkie x mggobbles would be more interesting desu, the meme would come to an end.
>>66498088
I can't even imagine a situation where that would be necessary.
KD means the end in 99.9% cases. Why the countdown?
>>66498429
jake from heemspeak
where u at jake?
where u at mother fucker?
>>66498449
vince, hes fucking giant. hes unironically almost 2 metres tall
>>66498449
Vince would fuck Lyoto up
>>66498449
It's doesn't matter if you win or lose, Ray.
It's a big heem this life of ours. And I can't fucking recover.
>>66498356
They'll say he was beat in two weight classes above so it doesn't matter, and he would still be the champ anyway.
>>66498446
this
the only good part about 198 will be the crowd, geral do gremio hooligans will be there to support werdum with special songs and shit
Who ya got: Juliana Lima or Carla Esparza?
>>66498449
who's the guy on the left? pretty qt lads
>>66498496
very excited about. stacked in star power desu, anderson is like 4th from top
what 200 should have looked like:
Lawler vs GSP
RDA vs Diaz 2
Conor vs Frankie
Hendricks vs Gastelum
Velasquez vs Browne
Moose vs Brunson
Zingano vs Pena
Sage vs Enrique
Lauzon vs Sanchez
Miller vs Gomi
TBA vs TBA
TBA vs TBA
which card are you excited about most?
http://strawpoll.me/7241368
http://strawpoll.me/7241368
http://strawpoll.me/7241368
>>66498505
half of the card might die from old age before it happens
>>66498512
>only 12 fights
>>66498512
Filthy Tom Vs Latifi lad
>>66498515
eh, would be fun to watch idc if they are old
>>66498467
CM Punk is like 6'2
>>66498524
>mandrama heights
yes, kane is 7ft too lad, he would heem struve btw
Best MMA Podcast
http://strawpoll.me/7241384
http://strawpoll.me/7241384
http://strawpoll.me/7241384
>>66498520
fuck condit, put woodley in there. rory rematch or wondermeme would have been better if they were available
UFC 200 is really disappointing so far, thought it would be a once in a lifetime event but its just an above average card
>>66497919
I would literally pull your spine through your abs
>>66498538
none you weirdo
>>66498542
who gives a fuck about Woodley, he got memed on by Nate fucking Marquardt, lost to Shields, lost to Rory, beat Condit by injury, barely beat fatty Kelvin. He hasnt done shit.
>>66498505
thats ariel helwani
>>66498520
No, Rory lost the last fight pretty clearly, and he got badly fucked up.
Should've been Lawler vs Wonderboy but they want to make Rory lose because he already admitted he wants out of his contract and they want to lowball him
>>66498561
It's gonna be UFC: 200: Memefest: Literally the meme.
do UFC fighters fly coach?
>>66481326
>>66481326
its about time we staked our dominance on this board and finally got a meme on the sp team
>yfw Fedor/Hunt 2 is the UFC 200 Co-Main Event
>>66498572
atleast the fight will be fun, I fucking hate condits fighting style.
>let me just survive the 5th round i won't lose
>>66498514
>http://strawpoll.me/7241368
none of them tbhqphwy
but i guess 200 to see MY BOY nathan diaz fuck up conrad again
>you remember watching UFC 100
>You remember the hype
UFC 200 is kinda me desu familia
No Brock
Seems to me like the UFC fighters are missing a big opportunity to cash in on the growth in popularity of the sport by failing to unionyz. I say this because:
A) all the other major sports have players unions
2) fighters seem to consistently object to decisions the UFC Makes such as who's gonna get to fight who, the reebok deal, sponsorship rules, and fighter pay
C) I just read somewhere a couple days ago that word is ESPN is going to make a big push for broadcasting rights when the Fox contract is up. UFC isn't college football or the NFL but those deals are astronomical, galactically big money deals, so I'm guessing ESPNs gonna pony up a hell of an offer, and you would think the fighters would want to make sure before another long term broadcasting rights contract gets put into place they would want to do everything they can to make sure they benefit from the agreement as much as possible and don't get fucked over because they weren't paying attention. Don't know why there's not more talk of this out there
>>66498538
The Joe Rogan Experience isn't an exclusively mma podcast though
>>66498590
I dont think Condit should get the fight either. I hate Rory/Wonderboy, it should be Wonderboy/Lawler
my husband would literally eat you manlets
>>66498583
everyone all in for MY BOY
how much does this cost?
>>66498598
Try unionising when your boss is a casino-owning mob boss and tell me how that goes.
>>66498538
Let's get it on with BJM is pretty good.
I've only started listening to it though, so I'm not sure if it'll get old
200 is a big fucking deal yet main event is a redundant rematch
>>66498616
LONDON
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>>66498622
>ywn have a cocaine driveway
>tfw no bork main event
>>66498632
shut the fuck up
how many times do you need to be proven wrong before you stop being a retard shitposter
>>66498632
Russia with the breaking news
>>66498592
good lad
>>66498615
i agree, still want to see a rory vs lawler rematch tho
>>66498583
explain this pls
>>66498596
>yfw brock leaves vince before this shit mania and goes to uncle dana or rizin
>>66498616
Umm, you can see his penis you know
>rhsg will never gently caress your bum
>tons of people on twitter shitting over 200's main event
>tons of people on casualbook doing the same
Where did that meme come that the rematch is going to be a huge seller? Unless all those people from casual centrals are streamers or some shit? Or maybe 200 will sell despite of the main event and not because of it.
>>66498661
thats the way he likes it desu desu
>>66498616
Tell your husband I said he's a fat Jew with a small dick
What if...
>Conor is efficiant
>Conor wins
>Diaz vs Mcgregor 3 at UFC 209
>Diaz vs Lawler 2 at UFC 209
>Sheilds vs Lobov at UFC 209
>UFC 209: Stockton Wot
would rejuvenated motivated time-off brock beat broke back cain?
>>66498665
KEK she blatantly just wanted a feel there. muh sexual harassment
>>66498596
lol at that ufc 100 card, literally can city with gsp and jones thrown in the mix
brazil bringing the banter
>>66498688
>>66498690
534 DOLLARS?
>>66498668
It's going to sell because it's McGregor. It would sell better if he was in a match that made sense, but people will still tune in.
>>66498678
still think it's bullshit he got suspended for weed desu. Anderson used a fucking performance enhancer. Anderson will fight TWICE while nick is suspended
anyone know how weed would be dealt with in a Washington or Colorado show?
>>66498674
he's as aryan as you can possibly be, but I will fampie.
>>66498688
>Can city
>Brock
>Murr
>Bisbong
>Hendo
>Fitch
>Sexyama
>Coleman
>Bonnar
>Miller
>Stun Gun
>>66498397
in 3 months, after I finish him in <2 minutes, you all better be prepared to suck my cock clean. I will be coming for preparations from the lack of belief in me and it wont be an easy job for anyone.
![LgnJrXHH[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fgu6uPO.jpg "LgnJrXHH[1].jpg")
>>66498659
i dont have time to explain mike just go vote for my boy
>>66498705
a very diverse assortment of cans
>>66498709
what weight and rules will be on?
>>66498583
We definitely need something in.
Lads, what /heem/ meme are we going to try and get
We need to decide on this shit
>>66498719
Open weight, UFC1 rules
>>66498726
wew lithcuck is going full on mcshit lads. this is worrying now...
>>66498678
lel robbie was shook. but this was pre-blood orc form so doesnt really count
>>66498700
yeah its dumb. i dont see why non chemically addictive drugs are banned desu. if they ruin your life without being addicting then its your owl fault, especially when chemically addictive things like cigarettes are legal
WON'T
>>66498741
ehh, lawler got heavily usada'd. nick would pick him apart desu
>>66498709
ESTONIA IM COMING FOR THAT COCK BOY
I don't know it sounds like you had it too easy growing up
ESTONIA - A developed country with an advanced, high-income economy[16] and high living standards, Estonia ranks very high in the Human Development Index,[7] and performs favourably in measurements of economic freedom, civil liberties, education, and press freedom (third in the world in 2012).[17] Estonia is often described as one of the most internet-focused countries in Europe.
>>66498745
BACK
>>66498721
MY BOY, since neetrex will get cut after losing his next fight. Pretty sure the cunt doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. #1 can
>>66498705
>>Brock
good
>>Murr
pretty good
>>Bisbong
GOAT
>>Hendo
pretty good
>>Fitch
boring af but good
>>Sexyama
meme
>>Coleman
old
>>Bonnar
old meme
>>Miller
mid tier solid
>>Stun Gun
up and coming prospect
>>66498762
DAT
>>66498760
YOU WERE BORN RICH
>>66498760
he has Genghis khan mongol blood though
>people are already trying to rationalize why McGregor is going to win the rematch
>>66498774
jon
Haha
was Brendan Schaub a can?
>>66498812
>Juice mma
>Juice
>>66498806
ya no cop bothering him
>>66498812
No. He would give Werdum, jones, or Cormier a lot of problems
>>66498806
he is either autistic or a reallt subtle troll. with the interviews he gives I'm going with the first tbch
https://youtu.be/NpejbCulbCQ
>>66498812
Can Woodley shut up and fight ffs rather than sit on his ass since Hendricks didn't make weight
>>66498760
Why is Estonia such a wonder of a country?! Only 25 years ago it was devastated by communist rule, but now Estonian people live better than Greece, Portugal and Italy, we're not even talking about ex-USSR.
By the way did you know that public transport is FREE in Estonia?
And they even can VOTE ONLINE?
And NOKIA has facilities over there because Finnish infrastructure is obsolete compared to Estonia, which is LITERALLY permeated with optic fibre?
Bravo, Estonia.
>>66498812
Not at all. He got robbed vs Arlovski and should be fighting for the belt right now.
>>66498812
haha no thanks
>>66498836
judging by the size of your head you have very big brains
>>66498449
Hes pretty legit boxer tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwcwbe3By54
i wish they'd let me over there so i could spitshine your fucking dick jon
>>66498806
lads, I've literally been standing on the same piece of land as our boy Sage.
just wew.
