Pre-Weekend /epl/
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Saturday 2nd April 2016
Aston Villa V Chelsea
12:45
Arsenal V Watford
15:00
Bournemouth V Man City
15:00
Norwich V Newcastle
15:00
Stoke V Swansea
15:00
Sunderland V West Brom
15:00
West Ham V Crystal Palace
15:00
Liverpool V Tottenham
17:30
Sunday 3rd April 2016
Leicester V Southampton
13:30
Man Utd V Everton
16:00
>>66496329
Home win
Home Win
Home win
Away win
Draw
Draw
Home win
Home win
Draw
Away win
>>66496348
is it opposite day?
>>66496348
a league 1 team could beat villa right now
yiss finally
so excited for Pool - Spurs
does anybody else have this weird cross thing next to the post number?
why i click on it it brings up the reply window with some japanese text. i can't post it because they think it's spam
>>66496576
You have been chosen.
He comes.....
>>66496587
w-who?
>>66496607
don't worry
it doesn't hurt
>>66496607
>>66496618
Toothpaste is right. It doesn't hurt. Unless you resist. If you do, you will be praying for the sweet bliss of oblivion to take you.
So, you know, don't resist. It's a bit like rape. Except you don't have a 5% chance to climax.
LVG looking like a vintage porn star
>>66498089
Surprised nobody posted about this today: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35933681
>Sunderland are set to terminate the contract of defender Emmanuel Eboue after he was suspended by Fifa from all football-related activity for one year.
>The 32-year-old, who joined the Black Cats until the end of the season on 9 March, was given the ban after failing to pay money owed to a former agent.
>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce said the club were "completely in the dark" over the dispute which started in July 2013.
>blunderland
>>66496329
Is this finally the weekend villa show up?
>>66498646
Of all the "outrages" that have befallen the club this season this one has bothered me the least.
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
>Waddle
Waddle on, fool
>>66505538
>>66498646
I thought daily mail´s take on it was hilarious
WHAT?!? EBOUE GETS IMMEDIATE TERMINATION WHILE JOHNSON WAS ALLOWED TO PLAY!?
well.. of course.. one had a trial coming up and wasn't convicted yet, the other has a fifa ban and won't bet allowed to play football
holy shit i almost had a heart attack
wtf is going on, what's with the circles?
some sort of ebin abril fulz thing?
Oh my god this format is AIDS, please tell me this is just April Fools.
>>66505856
yes Einstein
>>66505899
I want to what my name is.
>>66505944
it changes
>>66505944
>>66505967
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>66505967
Eh but it would have been better if it was static. I wonder where these names come from.
>>66505944
>Israel
It's only a matter of time until someone from England ends up with Ali or Mohammed.
Lets see
>>66506004
>I wonder where these names come from.
They sound like aliases Roger would use in American Dad.
>>66506047
>crusty dick
nice one m8
what do you mean what do you mean
>>66506059
They all seem to be random people with facebook profiles. I assume 4chan is using a list of google accounts.
Testing for my epic gaijin name
>>66506103
Scared when they get to mine then
>>66506103
I think the joke is that JapMoot is turning us into a social media site.
Ok with the funny names but where is my Tomorrow Theme? I don't like the actual ones
>>66506124
Yeah but they are real people, like try to google your name.
>>66506124
>us
>>66506148
>being dead
>still posting on 4chan
http://www.bringmanclark.com/obituaries/Alma-Bauer-3/
>>66506161
>yfw the real Antonio Farrell is actually one of us
>>66506218
2spooky4me
>>66506231
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
International break is almost over
Football coming home
Hi
>>66506447
What he say?
have villa been mathematically relegated yet?
also rolling for nigel or muhammad
>>66506511
>Using your real name
>>66506124
Moot works for Google+ now. I assume it's referencing that.
>>66506508
Hi Julia.
>>66506614
>Leland Melendez
More like Leland MeLELendez xD
>>66506647
That's a Lowe blow
>>66506511
hi im a girl btw :3
>>66506666
Checked desu
>>66506671
That photo better be shopped
>>66506641
damn moot really distancing himself from 4chan
>>66506691
Nah, look it up Petersen
>>66506666
Clay no more mate
>>66506666
>Devphyllish quads
>tl:dreddit
The Feds have seized Reddit, is 4chan next?
>>66506726
>melody
I was wondering when the weird names were going to appear
>>66506732
Hi Ricardo m8.
0-3
Either way
2-0
1-1
0-0
2-0
2-1
0-2
1-0
Is this the weekend the Leicester meme finally ends?
>tfw chelsea will destroy villa 0-1 and I will get my hopes up but then everything comes crashing down against swanshit
>>66506812
Literally and figuratively no.
>>66506825
>destroy villa
>0-1
>>66506825
stop bragging about your military weaponry italy
>>66506860
Yes that's the joke.
Bump for nice christian name
>>66506866
You're not funny
>>66506860
You're right, we're getting relegated even if we beat them
>>66506899
I thought chelsea were safe now?
>>66506838
Have you given up bandwagoning Chelsea then?
Think koeman could do a number on them desu
>>66506936
>being a chelski fan
>>66506937
I realized I was a Leicester fan my whole, I simply never noticed before.
we better not lose to vlila
>>66506812
I think this is the weekend where they put so much distance between them and Spurs that winning it becomes a foregone conclusions. Spurs just don't win at Anfield, Leicester are basically guaranteed to increase their lead by at least one point today.
>>66507010
Not if they lose
>Chelsea striker Diego Costa has been banned for one game and fined £20,000 "in relation to his behaviour after he was shown a second yellow card" in the FA Cup tie against Everton last month
How many matches has he been banned for now?
>>66507160
This one, 3 games for the Gabriel incident, I think that's it.
Give Name
>>66507160
>>66507202
8 I think
2 games for this incident, 3 for that arsenal one and 3 for the skertl stamp
>>66507207
Fine Irish name there.
Arsenal to win the title by 5pts
Leicester and Spuds to choke this week, leading to a catastrophic collapse.
>>66507241
Oh right, I forgot the Skertl thing. He probably missed some games here and there for sum of yellow cards too-
>>66506975
Do you actually think it could happen?
>>66507254
You too, olga
>>66507278
French Irish get out rrreeee
the fuck is happening
>>66507292
Sound a little bit french yourself
>>66507381
Google+ impregnated 4chan and here we are now.
>tfw PL is finally here
god bless
>>66507486
Wyatt's your name?
Any Sunderland fans about?
Craig Russell is coming to my house lmao
>>66507522
I think Jared it wrong
>>66507536
>t. Rex
>>66507532
He's from my hometown, is he a plumber now or something?
>>66507559
I think he works at Sunderland as a physiotherapist or something?
His son and my little brother made friends over the internet on PS4, so now he's coming to my house
>>66507574
W-Why
>>66507616
Well his son is coming over so I guess he just wants to get to know us before letting him stay.
Literally just looking up his goals so I can talk to him about them
>>66507574
Gotta be careful around Sunderland players and kids there m8
Thought he left the club, was a bit of a fan favourite being a local lad and a pretty good left back. Ask him if he remembers the goal against Sheff Utd.
^^^^^ the name of the best player in the world in 2030
>>66507659
Will do m8
>>66507574
how old is your brother? that's a pretty risky way of making friends
>>66507682
16, they've met up before (with other mates on PS4) but this'll be the first time he's staying over
>>66507679
The first ever male footballer to have a sex change but keep playing for Barca mens.
The future is scary
>>66507716
>you will never be johnny golden
feels bad man
>>66507694
oh he can handle himself fine then, i thought he was younger (you know, little brother sounds like he's a kid)
anyway, if his father is still in the club, you could ask him for some signed shirt or something
well, not the first time you meet him obviously
>>66507738
>you will never see the porn film of Johnny Golden pissing on Priscilla O'Donnell
>>66507716
Somewhere outhere is a mentally ill man trying to get onto a womens football team using the gender fluidity meme.
>>66507739
>Asking a sunderland player for a signed shirt
We know where this is going
>>66507739
Not even sure what Sunderland player to ask for desu
Maybe Defoe
>>66507755
>>66507716
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaiyah_Saelua
>>66507761
ayy
>>66507776
>savage fc
>>66507761
at least the kid is 16 this time round
>>66507776
Does 'American Native Indians FC' exist as well?
Anglo name and Lestah win the league
Who am I kidding they're winning the league and there's nothing anyone can do about it
>>66506825
I think Villa can do it
>>66507776
This a dude or a girl?
what did he mean by this?
>>66508102
Neither
>>66508102
It has a penis
>>66508122
>>66508161
Was it born with a schlong or is this a case of inverted vagina?
Who's winning the 'Emirates FA Cup' this year, lads?
>>66508173
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaiyah_Saelua
It says (born Johnny Saelua) so I'm guessing schlong
>>66508173
Born with a gertrude and likes to wear dresses
nothing to talk about edition
If my last name starts with a G liverpool will win it next year la
any good name memes yet?
>>66508122
>>66508190
Why is my last name always a penis reference
>>66507716
Stay Golden, kid
What
>>66508194
ew
>>66508183
andy carroll
>Chelsea striker Diego Costa will serve an additional one-match ban and has been fined £20,000 after admitting a charge of improper conduct.
>Costa was originally handed a two-match ban, but will now miss three games.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35943318
>>66508213
>dat solid yank name
>>66505944
Bloody merchants should stay away from sports. It doesn't suit you lot
>>66508221
is this for the bite incident?
seems like ages ago
>>66508221
I was confused as to why the original ban was 2 games..but if it were just one, the timing would be really weird.. 24h before the game
>>66508247
it's for his attitude toward the ref as in refusal to leave the pitch initially
>>66508251
>Leicester Bass
>>66508247
The fa looks unfavourably on lovebites
This thread will look very silly when it changes back.
>Man Utd are looking to replace LVG with a dream team combination of Ryan Giggs and Gary Neville.
i reckon if spurs lose one of their next two games the title is leicester's for sure.
So Newcastle, Villa and Norwich are relegate, no?
>>66496329
>Norwich V Newcastle
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>66508522
>Newcastle beat Norwich
>This lets Sunderland get out of the relegation zonee
>>66508502
Spurs have Liverpool and Man Utd.
Leicester, Southampton and Snuderland.
>>66508541
Spurs: Liverpool and Utd, both draw
Leicester: Southampton win, Sunderland draw
>>66508529
>Newcastle beating Norwich
Delusional desu
>>66508555
didn't they beat norwich 6-2 early on
>>66508522
Newcastle, Villa and Sunderland
17 league titles between them
>>66508522
>>66508524
>>66508529
>>66508545
Leicester
Spurs
Man City
West Ham
Calling it nao.
>>66508564
Didn't Celtic beat Barca once? Doesn't mean it will happen again
>>66508582
>city
no
>>66508564
That was with home babby Wijnaldum
>>66508586
>>66508594
yeah but now they have a better manager
gonna be at least 8-0
>>66508593
Ollie pls.
>>66508601
And a worse keeper and are away
cool name get
>>66508603
Neat Im a South American footballer.
>>66508618
You are a Mexican footballer.
>>66508650
League 2 footballer.
>>66508601
Norwich would take an 8-0 home win.
>>66508541
Spurs can win both those games
>>66508661
Stella no.
>>66508661
Why are you doing this to yourself?
Have you ever met the Portsmouth Skull Patrol?
>>66508850
No, should i?
Anyone got a new fresh meme ?? :DDDDDDDDDDddD
>this fixture list
why are people talking about leicester winning like it's a foregone conclusion?
only everton out of these games is easy
>>66508910
Not unless you want your head rolled
>>66508976
Because if they can get another 3 wins they've basically won it
Spurs have a tough schedule too you know, Leicester's toughest fixtures are at the end too, meaning that Leicester could very well win the league before facing them.
>>66508976
Because it is.
Hopefully the Bayern scouts fuck off
>>66509005
imo Spurs can win all their games bar Chelsea.
Leicester can win all theirs bar West Ham and Chelsea.
>>66509342
everyone is dropping points though texas
>>66508709
You think I'm kidding?
Still think arse can win the league desu
You have 10 seconds to name a better PL kit.
pato playing tomorrow
>>66515842
yeah, with his balls while he's on the bench
Why does 4chan look so shit?
>>66516304
whatever do you mean?
Eiður Guðjohnsen scored his first Molde goal.. which means that he has now scored for 15 clubs in 9 separate leagues
Vote
http://strawpoll.me/7251240/r
>all of the yid delusion ITT
Wew
>>66517769
It's false flagging
Real spurs fans know they have no chance and know that top 4 is the goal
>>66508582
>no arse
It would truly make this season the GOAT.
>>66508976
>sunderland
>swansea
>not easy
I mean if they lose to either of those teams they don't deserve to win it.
>fucking leicester winning the league
>chelsea, liverpool and man united ALL somehow set to not qualify to CL
>vardy/kane top scorers
>trump for president
>bombing capitals in europe becomes the norm, like school shootings in america
>all these unlikely things happening and i still dont have a gf
Honest opinion on the spurs squad and their chances of winning?
>tfw i order the spurs kit and a 50 % sale goes on
>>66524279
They have a very talented team, at least 4 of their current players will leave for bigger clubs in the next few years. Their chances of winning aren't great, Leicester have a solid lead and an easier schedule from now until the end of the season.
>losing ground to the scots
>creating a rebellion against the reform of the english church because muh history and muh old ways
>supporting a pedophile
>the illiterate city of notherners
How can a part of a country be this consistently horrible?
>>66521546
>top 4 is the goal
I'm honestly still a little nervous about the possibility of Spurs finishing 5th again
>>66525001
the only thing thats making me not worried is that the teams in 3rd-5th still have to play each other
alright lads
good morning
>>66531055
Morning hendo la
Oh, dear!
>>66531117
Back to Argentina, you odious girl!
just about done with the name crap
Villa 0-4 Chelsea
Arsenal 2-1 Watford
Bournemouth 1-2 Man City
Norwich 0-1 Newcastle
Stoke 1-0 Swansea
Sunderland 0-0 West Brom
West Ham 4-2 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 4-3 Tottenham
Leicester 2-2 Southampton
Man Utd 3-1 Everton
>>66505662
>too much of a gap to claw back, not so much on Leicester as on Spurs
>6 points behind Spurs
>11 (ELEVEN) behind Leicester
>>66531468
>Villa 0-4 Chelsea
>Arsenal 2-1 Watford
>Bournemouth 1-2 Man City
>Norwich 0-1 Newcastle
>Stoke 1-0 Swansea
>Sunderland 0-0 West Brom
>West Ham 4-2 Crystal Palace
>Liverpool 4-3 Tottenham
>Leicester 2-2 Southampton
>Man Utd 3-1 Everton
West Ham will choke.
Also I really can't give a prediction for Liv-Tot. Anything can happen in this one
>>66531548
>Also I really can't give a prediction for Liv-Tot. Anything can happen in this one
suarez to kick 5 and sturridge to kick 2 and sterling to get a cheeky tap in as well
>layout still the same
based
hope it's permanent
>>66532076
i'm coming for you niguh
>>66532076
For weeks nigga
>>66532076
fuck sake
you had one job moot
>>66532587
never trust moot
>>66532076
||s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
Post this in filters, in you're adblock. It will turn ir back to normal.
>>66532721
it's normal now mate, i wanted the new one
wish i had saved the css beforehand, now i'm doing a botch job trying to recreate it
:name:
>>66532809
If you go on a thread that hasn't been bumped in the last hour, the April Fool's CSS remains the same
what the fuck
:name:
:name:
Any more good names get got?
Dont type it here you mongs put it in the name field
>waiting to get a haircut
>ask to go piss
>piss nonchalantly because ill just use some toilet paper to clean the seat if i get some on
>realise there is none
>use my sleeve to clean the toilet seat
Quick what diseases can i get
:name: goes in all fields
>>66532982
AIDS
Finally name gone
name get
How comfy are you this Sunday lads?
>the problem is, he's too good
are these guys serious? talking about stones
>>66533088
nice
Who /palace/ here?
is today the day lads
Hopefully Spurs get smashed tonight. They can win the league next year. I'll allow that.
>>66533338
which guys, they sound stupid
>>66533451
but next year is Liverpool's year
I enjoy The Fletch and Sav banter show way too much.
>>66533470
I think hoddle said it
but it was fletch, sav, owen and strachan competing in stones praising
some chosen phrases
>owen;"People keep talking about mistakes, but other than the slip I can't really think of any. What mistkes? Maybe that backpass to Howard, but really, that was howard's fault"
and everyone agreed
>Hoddle: He's the only english player who could go now to baarcelona and play brilliantly
>>66533519
its the palace ultras
surprised you haven't heard of them
>>66531468
>Villa 0-4 Chelsea
You are aware costa isn't playing right?
>''crystal'' palace ''ultras''
Look like your average hooligans 2bh.
>>66533570
they're softies
>>66533570
>that lack of style
disgusting
>>66533563
Pato quadtrick pham
>>66533540
top lel
he was dire against >us and can't even start in Everton's shaky backline
Barcelona my ass
>>66533570
>geezers.jpg
>>66533589
Compared to Millwall.
>>66533570
>>66533584
>>66533589
>cherry picking images
>tfw Chelsea to beat Villa at 1.55
>literally free money
Thank you based April
Courtois; Azpilicueta, Ivanovic (c), Miazga, Baba; Mikel, Fabregas; Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Kenedy; Remy.
Begovic, Jake Clarke-Salter, Matic, Oscar, Traore, Pato,
USA
S
A
>>66533599
They literally look like primark employees even in the ground and only do something when the cameras are on them.
and here's your match thread
>>66533653
>>66533653
>>66533653
>>66533653
>>66533646
they probably are but its unfair to say there any different to other football 'ultras' in England
>>66533660
nice
>>66533451
Pls score today
>>66508976
>Southampton
Draw
>Sunderland
Win
>West Ham
Win
>Swansea
Win
>Man Utd
Draw
>Everton
Win
>Chelsea
Win
Those are the results they picked up against these teams in the first half of the seaason. No reason they can't get 17 points from 21 again.
>Leicester lost 3 (three) games out of 31 so far
>somehow they are set to lose another 3 in the last 7 matches
ABL is a mental illness. Also, all it takes it's for Spurs to choke 2 matches and Arsenal to be Arselel and both are highly likely
Would Barkley start ahead of a fit Rooney at the Euros
Reminder that if Leicester win the league we see Gary in his pants on MotD
>David Bernstein
This man is not good at being Jewish.
>>66533788
>if
when
Who's gonna miss out on the top four this year lads?
>>66533851
City at least
>>66533851
City
maybe United if they lose de Gay or something
>saturday
>had a big fry up
>back in bed
>cup of tea
>football focus
maximum comfy desu lads
>>66533775
he shouldn't even be in the squad
