how do you go from a complete unknown to one of the best strikers on the planet in your late 20s?
by riding british delusion
vardy isnt one of the best strikers on the planet
>>66485535
Meme magic.
why he moth so smal
>>66485564
how not?
he's one of the top scorers in one of the top leagues in the world.
by getting paid, getting laid and enjoying life
>>66485583
This desu
>>66485590
Anglo genetics.
magic pills
vardy always looks like he's thinking about that dwarf he killed three years ago
>>66485535
having other people chat shit at you
then you are obliged to bang them
>>66485535
Getting a preseason rimjob from some Thai slut
by not chatting shit
>>66486055
Water submission was in her contract m8, not his fault, not legally at least
CHAT
>>66485535
by playing in the eplel
>>66485535
Change "planet" for "EPL" and the question pretty much answers itself.
you be jamie vardy!?
he isn't not yet any way and hasn't harry Kane scored more goals this season so far
>>66488284
>>66488254
the "eplel is shit" meme. give it a rest. i guess theres only like two good teams in the world and everyone else is shit?
why don't we just have barcelona and bayern play each other every week?
>americans
>>66488654
Eventually we will.
>>66488654
Yeah, I'm fucking around a bit, but... question remains: how do you go from a complete unknown to one of the best strikers on the EPL?
>>66488373
Nah. Vardy is better than Kane. Kane only statpads while Vardy has scored against all the supposed top sides. Plus, Kane's technique is average due to his lanky legs
he's very clearly doping but you're allowed to dope in soccer
>>66485535
because football isn't very complicated, especially goalscoring
he has banged them in his entire career
>>66488724
Playing a style of soccer that complements his pace and deadly finishing
>>66485535
hes always been one of the best, hes just been playing at unknown clubs till now
>>66485774
>top three striker in the joint fourth best league in the world
>"one of the best on the planet"
>>66491031
>>66485774
Have no idea why I replied to you there
>>66489336
I wouldn't even be mad.
>>66485653
Englel Premier Ligue is shit, the bundesliga defenses wouldn't let some pikey Manlet score like they do in England
>>66485590
It hasn't been stretched out by chatting shit.
athletes usually peak around their mid-twenties to early thirties. /thread
>>66485535
He sure put Netherlands in their place.
>>66485535
Wot r u implying m8.
Look at early footage of him, lightning and scores much the same kind of goals. A few years of top level coaching and there you go.
