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Gooz sub sub edition

:^)

>helps with MS and autism

I take 10-20k vitamin d3 per day and am autistic as fuck though.

Literally cant stop farting subsubedition

>big al wants to follow you
already rejected him before he just doesn't take no as an answer

>>66483933
isnt that like a weekly dose?

wtb lads?

Is Heat ML a bankroll job because of Young keking Iggy?

>>66483934
Worst /bet/ meme of all time

Wait is Big_Al the tipstertube admin/creator?

>>66483933
>20k

Why? Completely unnecessary.

>>66483953

It isnt but you dont really NEED that much.

5k per day is fine.

>>66483973
no just a massive addict

>>66483972
But I literally cant. They stick too.

>>66483973
Him and another guy

>>66483971
There only @ 1.11 good value on the spread tho because theyre exceptionally dysfunctional

>>66483979

Trying to up the dose to get rid of my autism obv.

>>66483990
>They stick too
Thats not a fart m8, farts aren't sticky

>>66483990
>le sticky fart man

>>66484005
>>66484018
Meant stink. Typing with one hand as the other covers my nose.

>Raptors
Fuck you not doing that again

man home advantage is just absurd in brazil, i dont know why i keep betting on away teams at all

>>66483987
i checked my supplement, its 5.6k once a week. maybe thats not enough though, but it works for me.

Can honesty say I have never met a woman named Danielle that was ugly

>>66484096
Had an old slag meth head looking boss by that name one time at a Dollar General I worked at in HS

Why is Euan tipping Brazilian shite PMSL

>>66484076
2k a day is the optimum amount imo

Been really struggling to get (you)s lately

BT here. Hope some of you lids are staying up for the WORLDY later ;) Got an essay due tomorrow so I'll be ready to make some sums at the same time.

>>66484135
PMSL are all Brits this insecure

>>66484164
>Actually giving him a (You)
Are you retarded?

>getting booked for time wasting in the first half
Wew

>>66484117
im betting on pretty much all brazilian games tonight
>tfw probably addicted

>>66484220
Do you know anything about the league? Or just banging on a cheeky 48p accy

What % of /bet/ gimmicks originate from PGA?

11111111

>bet365 offering live mobile notifications of a game after you place a bet

What is this magic

FFS EUAN

pmsl Euan sweating

>>66484281
Half I'd say, the other half is my work

Why does Euan INSIST on using ISN odds when they're almost always identical on 365?

Feet numb, eyes gone, need one hell of a fucking hold here, could kill Euan right now

if this Euan tip doesn't win, I'm gonna slit his throat. Had enough now.

>>66484255
only started betting on it recently. almost all teams are garbage when they play away. i mainly back home teams or go for away dnb when the away team has acceptable form / is certainly the stronger team. there werent too many crazy surprises so far.

>>66484339
I dont have 365 open to check the odds.

This ends 1-1. I hope.

>>66484341
>>66484353
kek

Euan's noggin needs one HELL of a wobble

>tip unders then tip a - handicap

pmsl heads gone mate?

>>66484331

>pretending to be me

>>66484365
what game?

>>66484331

piss off

a good number of /bet/ gimmicks are mine

Euan tipping the handi from '0-0' even though it's 0-1. Absolute FRAUD

>>66484365
From 0-1?

>>66484390

he tipped it at 0-0 and then the other team scored, now hes claiming he meant it from 0-1 PMSL EUAN

Where's Albania? He would be loving this!

India @ 1.44 v WI tomorrow, value?

@66484164
Thanks, any ideas how I get more?

>>66484427
Here friendo.

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>>66484427
Here, giggling like a little school girl.
Might give Euan a scholarship at my private tutorship on how to /bet/ tbqh.

What did everyone have for dinner?

>>66484445
My cricket trader mate said Windies most 6s doesnt lose.

>>66484453
PMSL.

>>66484465
What's the reasoning for Corinthians -0.25 mate? Rball?
Why do you call me Rball warrior when you are the Rball warrior yourself?

>>66484456
>giggling like a little school girl.

that's my line liddo

>>66484507
Got any proof to back it up friendo?

>>66484507

piss off its my line, I was using it last year, search the archive lid

>>66484493
Yeah mate. Tipped a total of 9 units on rball for Brazilian women's football

Would love to have seen Euan's face during that free kick

>>66484545
It was nearly more than a fart.

>>66484532
You've tipped more based on nothing more than a deluded chinky's twitter before pmsl

Euan SUCH a FRAUD

>>66484567

pmsl nibs #gotem

Some guy keeps smashing Corinthians (W) -0.25.

That you Euan?

THE EUAN FIX IS IN

inb4 it goes 1-1 then Euan tips overs

m i s s e d

Can't stop pmsl

>>66484603
pmsl

pmsl

>>66484603
PENALTY MISSEDDDD
I got on under 1.5 because couldnt get on 2.5

>Missed pen
Ayy

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>penalty missed

pmsl

>>66484663
Thanks for the cameo Uni. How you been?

PMSL

P M S L

pmsl

>>66484619
tears friendo!

P M S L

concerned

ONE MORE SAO JOSE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Unlucky McBrutus pmsl

>>66484676
Dac this month mostly
>0-2
How about you?

absolute SCENES if this ends 3-0

haven't been here in a while, is euan park the new mackers?

CAN'T STOP SHAKING
WON'T STOP SHAKING

>>66484790
No, Mackers mad reasoning makes him some way likeable/bearable... Euan is just a cunt.

SAO CARLOS
A
O

C
A
R
L
O
S

>>66484807

Euan is a good lad.

>>66484780
Not terribly. Just withdrew enough to buy a new computer since my current one just had the "i" key stop working. Also got a qt 3.14 gf so that's nice

>4 MINUTES ADDED

NEED DEATH

Doing a swan dive out the window if theres another goal.

>>66484813

PMSL

Longest fake suspend of my life

>>66484855
im on sao carlos dnb so its not that painful, but still.. jesus christ, just cant win.

>>66484818
>buying a new computer because the keyboard is broken
Life of a shrewdie

Congrats lad, hope she has some +ev tips for you

AIR

NEVER BACKING A EUAN TIP AGAIN

>only on unders

Thanks lid

Everyone pre-stake Portland Thorns -2 to annoy the fud

Would back both bets again desu.

>>66484904
that's why you're PERMa down lad

>>66484904
Never backing unders again in my life

>>66484904

Chin up lid

>>66484904
The sad thing is you're being serious

>>66484916
>PERMa

Kek

Reminder to Euan

>>66481450

>>66484887
I've got some +EV tips for her ;)

Gonna take Swaggy P's WORLD bird soon tbqh

>Terrible loss. Goal from nothing

Imagine being so deluded you can't even admit when you make a terrible lotto chase bet. Learn what counter-attacking football is pmsl, SUCH a pseudo.

>>66484979

This.

Does he think people read that and think anything other than "sore loser"?

Euan, you're a smart guy but I think you need to understand PEOPLE better. Fucking girls that are drunk out of their minds doesnt mean you understand people either.

Would you like to discuss this further mate?

>>66484790
Are you back or is this a flying visit?

Reminder Euan tipped. What did you contribute to the thread?

>>66485033

Unreal levels of banter.

>>66485033
zzz trip on Euan.

>>66484990
Not really, no. Not sure I am keep on you implying Im a rapist but never mind.

>>66485046

>Not sure I am keep on you implying Im a rapist but never mind.

what did he mean by this

>>66485016
yeah, for the next few weeks at least

would like to call upon the A I R gods for a gloria goal

holy shit, linense actually did it. home advantage magic

>>66484968
;)

>>66485076
*keen

>>66485033
Linense +1 at the end of last thread

>>66485090
Just betting home teams to win?

>>66485121
mostly, have audax and aguila as dnb. also made one exception with sao bento sw instead of dnb and that will most likely end in a tie..

>>66485090
u sure m8

>>66484818
Thanks for that Limense tip lid

>>66485180
i bet against linense, i was just surprised they would get close to winning the game. bet on sao paulo sw, figured they would be strong enough even away to beat linense. still, that tie just further proves that home advantage is huge and betting on away teams tends to be super risky there.

>>66485241

Or betting on Brazil leagues in general

should i cash out my o197.5 bet in the raptors game? line is 203.5 now

>>66485082
Your country is nice, your alcohol is cheap, your people are polite and helpful, your food is delicious and your strippers are expensive.
Dakujem, that is all.

>>66485214
No problem m8. Got a couple quid on Corinthins -1 @2.3 as well

>>66485254
got 7 games right, i dont think they are especially unpredictable at all.

>sudaca
>caca
pick dos

Got on Hawks +1.5 FFS

>>66485285
im on over 197.5 in that game

>>66485276
you're the stag night lad right? glad you had a good time

Today has been surreal

Another winner it seems, tears!

https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12055440/olimpia-sp-v-comercial-fc

anyone follow this jew?
hes good at israeli football it seems

https://dedi22.blogabet.com/

>>66485306
Why have you been gone so long mate?

>>66485339
I do. Reported you for subtle racism though.

>>66485339
1,345 people follow him.

>>66485306
Yeah was good. Would happily go back.

>>66485339

>50% win rate

''no''

I know Jazz and their meme defense and all, but how about that o203.5?

>>66485380
>win rate
>mattering
Yield is all that matters.

>>66485380
seems to be going for pretty large odds, big handicaps

>>66485380
At average odds 3.53 you mug

>>66485095
*KEEN OUT

riendly reminder that I have a 32% YIELD on Blogabet, after 21 tips.
All tips verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets. Follow to get tips in real time.
I will soon have more tipped games than Euan and have double his yield, with verified odds in non-bubblegum bookmakers. Screenshot this.

https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/

any good nba tips? all i got is clippers and mavs ml double.. and a few overs that certainly arent coming in

>>66485437
When you're at 100 tips I'll take notice

>>66485438
W I Z A R D S

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>>66485437

>>66485444
triple digit man declares albania a fraud untill triple digit tips, more at 11

>>66485341
family stuff, not worth a blog post

>>66485508
Pmsl you've got a nerve

>>66485508

PMSL SAYS THE FONBET/MARA SPECIALIST

>>66485514
I'll be tipping on a triple double

>>66485530
At least Euan doesn't falsely claim to not be tipping on bubblegums.

>>66485519
>>66485530
I dont claim I dont use "non-bubblegum bookmarkers" though.

does nobody here use pinnacle?

>>66485576

Euan pretends to

>>66485479
wizards ml? 1.71 doesnt seem bad

>>66485437
>Only one winning tip with odds over 2.00
>2.05

>>66485576
Yes.

Most of the thread is seething penny punters though

>>66485630
Spread was only -2.5 so Im on that

Don't expect you to believe me but I have gone ALL IN on warriors tonight


It's honesty free money. I think about this every time, they win every game and this game isn't the one where they lose so why not add another ~20% to my roll? The odds are shit but it's just free money, like betting on the sun to rise lol

interesting article desu

http://www.daily25.com/bookmakers-track-every-move-industry-insider/

>>66485770
>Accidentally go for the -4.5 spread

Gonna be a sweaty one

thinking about re-backing corinthians @ 2.0. they just conceded but they should be able to score another one and secure a home win.

>>66485854
I had btts Corinthians win, home team advantage as you said but defense in the league as a whole

hope you got your wrestlemania bets in lids

>>66486043

>Brock Lesnar @1.9

PMSL bookies CLUELESS

Took a bet on btts and gremio to win, betfair arn't showing the score but my cash out I profit. I assume good news

>>66486066
its 4:0 for gremio

Betfair has some SURREAL props for Wrestlemania

>>66486085
I guess I should cash out then lol

>>66486123
such as? i have a few bucks left to waste on wrestlemania, the rest of my betfair br is all on warriors

>>66486061

if reigns/hhh goes on last you lay that samoan cunt with your firstborn, no way in hell they let mania end with boos.

>>66486137

Under 6.5 chokeslams and under 3.5 tables broken to start with.

clippers 4th Q @2.10?

get innn o197.5 at the hawks game

>This Portland team
What a joke

>>66486138

but they might turn him heel

>>66486293
Any bet, lid?

>>66486336
Probably not with this bunch of goons playing

>>66486351
Still cover

>>66486418
I'll be the J U D G E of that

>clippers
more like missers, amrite. 3 in a row, cunts, i have a spread that i'd like to come in

>>66486459
Yeah, they compared afro's after

Passa fundo must've scored, happy for now. Had a double, btts gremio win, current cash out is £58 profit. Second part Internacional game both teams not to score. Thinking of cashing out

FFS MAVS

>>66486459
No.

>>66486477
Why put on a bet if you are just going to cash out? Grow up.

>>66486475

actually pmsl

>>66486497
Logic
>grow up

>>66486497
It's 3am and you're having a go at others because you're a perm-sporting, ex-poly attending, fonbet special-tipping, deluded little man. Why don't you go pour yourself a half-coke, donate £3 to your own justgiving and cry over your inability to beat Asia. Strange little deluded man.

>>66486521

>strange little man poster

PLEASE have sex

punting away todays profit with shitty nba games when i could have rubbed one out and gone to sleep. i need to make better decisions.

>>66486521
Good post

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>>66486598
I know that feel

>jazz look tired

Fuck me, they run for a few mins have a timeout m then carry on. A time out in a 12min Quarter, never heard such shite

Chisnall o4.5 180s @2.20 against plastic jock bottler Wright

put your money on the monkey man

>>66486646
>tfw 95% of my betfair roll on warriors

MAVS PLS ; ;

>Corinthians missing 2 pens
Fuck off

4 Leg multi

Adelaide United to beat Sydney FC
Tottenham and Liverpool to draw
Leicester to win
Everton to win

opinions?

>>66486189

toying with putting my entire roll on o9.5 brock germans

>>66486844
Man, just these past couple of hours. 1st Corinthians now the Warriors. I just hope that the Wizards -2 will come through

>>66486876
Spurs will beat Pool
Leiscester will draw
Everton will lose
Nobody cares about Aussie football

>>66486876
Spurs Liverpool draw
Everton win

Did you close your eyes and pick results?

>>66486931
>>66486925
>Everton will lose
>unironically rated Yanited at all

warriors pls? i dont wanna say good bye to my roll

Arizona started quite well, just hit the bar

>>66486949
>Implying Everton can defend

Even Villa scored against them and it was GESTEDE.

>>66486996
You'll see my friend

>>66486963

RAGRETS

>>66487090
Why a multi though?

Pmsl at the standard of this Portland game

>>66487126
Because multis are fun.
I just bet for shits and gigs, I only put $3 down

also
>Kim Kardashian to post another nude selfie by June 30th 2016
>7.50 odds
its free money

>Throwball
Not even once

I'm on Galaxy II vs St-Louis

I'll post if I see something good.

>>66486949
You are deluded, why ask for opinions if you're correct. Bet all your roll

>losing my bankroll in the warriors game
whats the number of the suicide hotline again?

>>66487146
man I wish I was a bookie...

>>66487163
I've been watching since kick off and if it carrys on like it has been you might not see anything good if they kept playing for the next 6 hours.
Unders maybe a bet but I'd just forget about it personally.

>>66487182

post slips

>>66487142
How did they not score?
>Slags

>>66487219

yeah i literally just looked at the odds for unders and even u1.5 isn't juicy enough to risk it. might put a cheeky tenner on the 0-0.

>Thorns embarrassingly bad
>Sounders 2 defence more spaghetti than an Italian's dinner

God bless america

>>66487236
Stealing a living, this number 29 belongs on the USVI team

>>66487244
Fancied Sounders to win and maybe win big but ten mins in I was staking Arizona. They have been very poor.

>>66486963
You may have just ended my night on a high note. Lets hope they can continue

>>66487244
LAND OF THE FREE

Link for the slags game?

>>66487265
Im pretty sure they score at some point. I was going to stake overs because Sounders looked not bad at getting in behind but tez at the back but the goal came too soon.

Thorns not on 10bet and Mara value gone. Nothing left to bet in USL. I'm for bed. Night lads x

>tfw it's 5 am and you have a bet on every game in-play
send help

>>66487306
See that Arizona defender absolutely muller that Sounders player from behind in like the 2nd minute and get just a verbal warning?
Ref is on Arizona desu

>>66486876
Just quickly made a Acca for you that actually has a decent chance at returns

NOR
STOKE
WHU
BURN
BIR
READ

@135
Enjoy your winnnings pal

>>66487325

le bet on everything man is back

Thorn women asian 0.0, -0.5 at half-time is @1.8. Seems likely and the worse than can happen is half a loss. I'm on small.

>>66487306
Finally unsuspended on 10bet after 30 minutes and I stake to find out my account is done pmsl

>>66487286
http://www.timbers.com/thorns-live

>>66487330
lel yeah. Then Im pretty sure the commentator said is shouldnt have been a yellow because it was so early. (got 3 streams on so not 100% sure thats what he said)

>>66487354
Mate, they are fucking shite. They have had more offsides than shots on. It isnt even the real Thorns team.

>>66487363
>Then Im pretty sure the commentator said is shouldnt have been a yellow because it was so early. (got 3 streams on so not 100% sure thats what he said)
Literally same including the bit about the streams but yeah he was either saying that or saying that that was poor logic because a yellow is a yellow whenever the offence comes.

>>66487363

pmsl go to bed

>>66487363

well that was easy.

>>66487379
He isn't wrong, seriously congrats on winning your bet but don't reback, these slags are terrible.

>>66487379
Just going lol. So done.

these west coast suddenly got a lot sweatier

>>66487397

Thorns are literally sitting in Oregon's last 30m. They're not good enough to score consitently but yeah I'll probably reback -1.5AH from 1-0 FT.

>>66487426
Have you seen the finishing though? Absolutely terrible. Literally seen better in U12s games

>>66487421
*unders

sweating so much i'm leaving out entire words. woe is me