wtf? is messi on steroids?
why is he so angry?
Negro kept chatting shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYT8_8M06k
The prospect of a Vardy / Messi chat shit contest is mouth watering.
>>66482927
when will they learn?
>>66482927
Autism tantrum.
>>66482927
some people need to be put in their place every once in a while so they don't forget where they belong. Messi did what had to be done
>>66482927
>wtf? is messi on steroids?
brah, how do you think he's maintaining his current form at his age?
>>66483734
he's only 28 and he doesn't even run half as much as he used to
>>66482927
CHAT SHIT
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>>66482927
This happened like 5 months ago.....fag
LITTLE
>When Messi was a child, a coach had found the right method for him to surpass himself constantly: he promised him a “alfajor” the full Argentine pastry sugar for every goal scored. Leo scored 5 or 6 then had swallowed his due.
>The four Golden Ball has always loved food. His favorite dish: escalope Milanese. His mother was cooking them two or three times a week during his stay in Catalonia.
>When Josep Guardiola was appointed coach of Barca, he quickly realized that his gluttony was problematic. The press began to call Messi “the star of porcelain” because of his recurring injuries, partly due to his unhealthy lifestyle.
>Guardiola decided to remove the Coca-Cola vending machine from the training center , which Messi used and abused, and he appointed a physiotherapist, Juanjau Brau who taught him to “not run away when he saw a salad.”
>“La Pulga” began to eat vegetables and stopped to spend the night watching the Argentine championship matches. And injuries have become more rare. To complete the job, Messi got engaged with a childhood friend who was studying to become a nutritionist, Antonella Rocuzzo.
Messi and antonella roccuzzo, his fiance who is also a nutritionist.
>>66488920
>Messi said his favorite book was “El Martin Fierro.” It is a well-known book in Argentina, somewhat equivalent to the “Little Prince” in France. The book is laminated manual for school and talked about when you’re stuck with nothing to say. The success providing him assurance, the Barcelona star now assumes that he never reads and he is not even able to overcome Maradona’s autobiography.
>His cultural universe is a wasteland. He stopped watching the series “Lost” and “Prison Break” because the story was too complex for him. At most a few films, such as “Cuidado, bebe suelto” or “El hijo de la novia” as the heroine reminds him of his grandmother (discussed).
>Outside his sport, his passions revolve around the PlayStation – he excels at football simulations – and Disneyland, where he likes to walk.
>Alexandre Julliard, co-author of “The Mystery Messi” says:
>“Like many working-class children in Argentina, there is no room for anything other than family, friends and football. That’s what built him. ”
>Away from the football field, Messi is really bored. He has long slept 12 hours a day to kill time and his brother Rodrigo talks about the first years in Barcelona as a sad routine: nap, Playstation and family.
>However, Messi is not a stupid boy. All those who know him say he is quick to pick up things, quite smart actually. He is of a humble type and also very polite. The footballer Pedro Zabaleta, his friend from youth teams, said outright that he is “a better human being than a footballer.”
>>66488935
>During his youth, Messi was so shy that people sometimes thought he was mute or autistic. Journalist at El Pais, Roman Besa tells a story that illustrates his inability to communicate:
>“One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out. ”
>His teachers advised parents to take him to see a psychologist. At nearly 26 years old, the Barcelona is a bit more confident now but he is a nightmare for journalists to interview. And he hates talking on the phone. Even wirh Maradona, who said:
>“It’s harder to get Messi on the phone than to interview God. ”
>To communicate, the footballer uses his relatives. At school, it was a friend who raised his hand when he had a question. Today, he uses SMS to pass important messages. To say that the presence of Ibrahimovic to Barca was troublesome, he wrote to Guardiola
>“Well, I see that I’m not really important for the team, so … ”
>This inability to socialize is probably the sport strength of Messi. Locked in his world, he is at home on the pitch, impervious to pressure from other people, even at the most publicized level. His coach Tito Vilanova said he plays just like when he was 13.
>>66482927
>hitting negro in front of millions of people
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>>66488952
>He speaks Catalan only when he is drunk
>Messi understands Catalan but almost never speaks it It the standard of a club that boasts its nationalism. Successive presidents have never dared to constrain the star.
>Finally, one evening in celebration of a title from Barcelona, he took the megaphone, perched on top of the bus, and shouted:
>“Visca el Barça, visca Catalunya there aguante Argentina, la concha de su madre! ”
>Translation:
>“Long Live Barca, Long live Catalonia, and Argentina, (swearing words)! ”
>Messi had a scarf around his head. He was drunk.
>>66483465
Can you imagine being that guy? You're just some dude playing for an Italian team that isn't Juve and the GOAT just head butted you then grabbed your throat while two of the best active players are all calling you a looser fag.
>shook
He's an insecure little shit
>>66488997
>Messi has always had lots of friends. He was nicknamed “The Dwarf” or “La Pulga” (the flea), they laugh at his big ears, but his football skills command respect. When he returns to Rosario, he hangs out with his old buddies from the “maquina 87.”
>In Barcelona, he was close to those with whom he has played since the age of 13, especially Fabregas and Pique, who he calls “Dad” because he has protected him from an early age.
>But with the Brazilians it is always the best fun. Deco and Ronaldinho were his best mates. He chose to wear the number 30 because it is adding their two jerseys (10 and 20). These two, with Thiago Motta, now in Paris, made him experience the nightlife, to the point of angering his father.
>Then there was the meeting with Sylvinho, who says:
>“Leo asked me questions, he wanted me to help, to take his hand in some way. One day, for example, he wanted to change euros for yen, but he did not know how to do it. I went down to the hotel reception for help. ”
>Today, Alexandre Julliard said:
>“In Barcelona, his two closest friends are Dani Alves and the second goalkeeper Pinto. At the club, some even say that he is under contract just because he is a friend of Messi. ”
>>66482927
wtf why messi is racist?
>>66482927
thats called small man syndrome.
>>66489013
>Messi, who obtained dual nationality, shines in his first games with the youth of Barça. So, the Spanish Federation gets interested. It almost called him for a selection.
>The Argentine Federation realizes it must enlist quickly not to lose him forever. In the rush, it sends a notice when it barely knows who he is. Barcelona receives it addressed to “Leonel Mecci.”
>Messi is delighted: he is the only player playing outside Argentina to be part of the team under 20 years old, sacred – thanks to him – world champion.
>The rest of his story with the Argentine selection is a series of disappointments. Xavi said Leo often gets “his morale destroyed” by his travels with the national team. He gets criticized because he is not as good as with Barca and because he does not sing the anthem.
>He is treated as “pecho frio”, a coward, too smooth and too nice to honor the Argentine pride. When the team is eliminated from the 2010 World Cup in Germany, Messi cries in the dressing room so much that “he seems to convulse,” according to his coach.
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>>66488997
Where are you getting this stuff?
human kek hormone
>>66489055
http://www.informationng.com/2013/07/10-shocking-things-you-probably-did-not-know-about-lionel-messi.html
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>>66489019
So, let me get this straight. Messi:
- Hits women on the stands
- Grabs nignogs on the pitch
- Has an homosexual as his nemesis
- Shits twice a week on his nemesis' fans: kids
- Trolls the fuck out of muslims by sending them his shoe
Is he the ultimate anti-PC warrior and the hero we deserve? Pic related, Messi cooking up a dead cow for the joy of 1.320.000.000 indians
>>66488920
Escalope Milanese is amazing. Chicken, Turkey or Pork escalope, some nice pasta and a nice sauce.
Good taste, Messi.
>Messi is autistic. He was diagnosed at 8 years old, still in Argentina with Asperger's Syndrome, known as a mild form of autism. Although the athlete's diagnosis has been little publicized and questioned as a way to protect it, the fact is that his behavior on and off the field are revealing.
>Having Asperger syndrome is no demerit. They are people, usually male, who have socialization difficulties, repetitive motor acts, and outside interests. Popularly, the syndrome is known as a genius factory. This is the case of Messi.
>It is possible to identify, by experience, as autism is revealed in his field behavior - in plays, the dribbles, the drive, the kick. "Autistics are always looking to adopt a pattern and repeat it thoroughly," says Nilton Vitulli, father of a patient of Asperger syndrome and active of ong member Autism and Reality and social network Citizen Health, which brings together parents and family "aspergianos ".
>"Messi always makes the same movements: almost always falls on the right, dribbles the same way and often does that Cavadinha goal, like him," says Vitulli, who played football and almost professionalized. He explains that, thanks to the extraordinary memory that autistics have, Messi should probably know all the movements that may occur, for example, time to end in a goal. "It's as if he foresaw the movements of the goalkeeper. He just repeats a familiar pattern. When he enters the area, you know that will make the goal. And celebrates with that typical autistic smile who fulfilled his mission and is relieved. "
http://www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/como-o-autismo-de-messi-o-ajudou-a-se-tornar-o-melhor-do-mundo/
Messi hates niggers just like everyone else.
>>66489185
I always assumed Messi was autistic, probably with Assburgers.
Why? Because he is a genius. I've seen some of his mad skills. That stuff is performed by repeating it over and over and having the mental confidence to pull it off every time.
Somebody without Assburgers might have the talent to do it, but when presented with a chance to use 'skills' to get pass a defender, their logical part of their brain will go "No, don't, it's not worth it, you might fuck it up, so just stop play or look for a pass". Messi doesn't. He is confident in his footballing ability to pull that shit off, as his brain does not know failure, or more specifically, the concept that he might fuck it up.
If he does fuck it up, it seems to spur him on to rectify it. You seen when he's lost the ball to a good defender? He often gets pissed to get it back. That's assburger reaction, the 'thing' being taken away from him, which isn't wanted.
>>66489123
>information Nigeria
>ctrl+f
>black on black crime
>no results
baka
>>66482927
kek
You know it's bad when Suarez has to restrain Messi from attacking a nigger.
>>66483511
He's a fucking card and no mistake, that vardy
>>66488997
>He speaks Catalan only when he is drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1EiTgZ5Rsg
always cracks me up
>>66489225
>You now realize messis parents sent his assburger kid to play, alone away from his friends and family, football in a foreign country at the age of 13
>>66482927
wtf? I hate messi now.
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>>66489185
nigga you're autistic and you are projecting
a large part of these quotes are fake, or at least poorly translated
>>66493022
it was all for the hormones, they did good
>>66492229
Argentines are white though
>>66493445
kek
>>66483465
he intentionally spat at his feet fuck that nigger deserved it
>>66489225
Does that mean Robben is autistic too? He always cuts inside.
wtf I hate messi now!
>>66482927
he is on growth steroids
>>66489185
Actial video of that gif
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTNcWKd4_RQ
>>66493328
>watching a documentary on Messi many years ago in Spanish class
>after it's over dumbest bitch in the class who only payed attention to the first 5 minutes goes "Aww that's so sad, now he won't be able to play"
>>66482927
>when you find out your new best friend prefers 7up
>>66502272
>when you find out the GOAT before you prefered coke
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>>66489185
Can someone screecap this?
I love these autistic quotes.
>>66507604
Maybe tomorrow when this bullshit theme is gone.
>>66510147
>I'm not smart enough to block the CSS and I hate anything fun
