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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)

Jon Jones arrested
Joanna still qt
What else is there

>>66476369
Old thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW_CjArh4hc

AND NEW
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glad I don't have to post in a Canadian thread
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>>66481042
whew lad
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3rd for Lithcuck by first round destruction
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>>66481022
Based Swede comin threw wit' da news and info

We love you Swede we do
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in for:
neetrex
sethbritcuck
lithtwink
swedecuck leaving
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>>66481049
If I was certain that Estonia would actually try to do a rap battle, I'd do it, and I'd win.
I'd dominate.
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>>66481052

>i cant use google
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Cyborg wearing a dress like he's fooling anyone.
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>>66481056
This new breed of heemposters are weak. I prefered the old guard of lmaobud, loooolbro, and based nephew.
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>>66481052
>>66481087
there's no news or links lol
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>>66481056
This is your second warning.
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>>66481090
We all know what happens when Werdum makes that face
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Enough is enough, today is the day we stand up to Dana and the Fritatas. They can't cut the best HW prospect like that just because he isn't "marketable".

REEEEEEE
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>>66481103
There's a fat lot more than your weak ass thread, Adan

I heem you both on the imageboard and on the streets

That has to be humiliating as fuck
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>>66481109

dont make me heem you, your presence is humorous and tolerated, dont make me heem you
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>>66481116
jared rosholt can't make a fight exciting to save his life. The struve fight was horrible
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>>66481094
you want me to write you a little diddy there bud?
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>>66481128
memes aside I don't get where you've even got the sense of a gimmickposter desu
And you can't heem me for shit, I'm a ghost. You will tink I am der and then I am not der
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Posting a flow cause I want (You)s

Jon, Jon, Jon I wish they'd let in there so I could suck your fucking dick
You make wanna spit on that thick ass dick
Get your shit thogether boy and stop running
Whe I catch yo ass I'm gonna start hummin
I'm gonna grab your dick with my wrestlers grip
Squeeze so hard like a Popeyes drum stick
Pat made me cry but I'm gonna make you moan
So give me a (You) or I'll cum after you
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>>66481123
your shitty OP doesn't even say lol
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>>66481094
you were a new fegget too

this so cyclical i stopped giving a single piece of fuck long time ago
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"I'm not much for legacy," Lesnar explained. "I guess people have their way of remembering what I did. I'm not about accomplishments. I don't have a trophy room. I don't have any symbolic things. I'm not a sentimental guy. I couldn't even tell you where my UFC titles are or my WWE championships or my NCAA plaque, my heavyweight plaque. I don't even know where that is right now.

"But I do know one thing -- how much money's in my bank account."
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>>66481154

we need some gimmickfaggory here. having a bretcuck troll would be funny desu, estonia is shit-tier.

speaking of bretcuck, is he on asp now?
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>>66481164

>rhyming you with you

come on bud
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>McGregor opens as the betting favorite in 2 (two) weight classes against Diaz ( http://www.mmamania.com/2016/3/29/11324300/latest-ufc-200-odds-conor-mcgregor-opens-betting-favorite-over-nate-diaz-mma )

>get subbed in your first fight
>open as betting favorite in the rematch

I thought bookies were in the gambling business to make money
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>>66481184
Heck if I know, after Seth got injured and /wwe/ got kicked out I stopped following mostly.
I went to browse recently with Wrestlemania coming up and they've got a Charlotte mark, sort of like Nikkifag and a tripfag by the name of "Natty Mark". It seems to have gone to shit
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>>66481178
>"But I do know one thing -- how much money's in my bank account."

>He's sold all his trophies so he doesn't know where they are, his main worry is his how little money is in his bank account.
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Lads, check it out yeh
M8 i came on your mum you don't understand
Infact stand with me like i am rand
Im a major man, whealing and dealing
You sit there... fapping, shitposting
You do all of that, green text for free
lawler called me up, fix is in robbery
you cant touch me slip and mewv
after the first round i get on my groove
mount you like a bitch and make you tap
whos on 4chinz would get the clap
so dirty like tom lawlor
Above you just call me allah
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JON JONES, WE COMIN' FOR DICK, NIGGA!
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>>66481178
>tfw you play UFC undisputed 2009 at your friends house and absolutely dominate everyone with Brock lesnar
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>>66481206
You're new to this whole MMA game, right?
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eyo jon...
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EYO JON!
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>>66481212

just went there, fucking wew lad, totally went to shit.

>>66481265

Kek
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>>66481248
>how little money is in his bank account.
I don't get your post. You think he's sold all his trophies and doesn't have any money, despite having a mandrama contract where he's making more than Dana could even offer for doing something much less intense?

Brock is a rich, rich man. By all accounts he's likely got far, far more in his account than McGregor
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So far, best DC meme is the all about that cock one with the absolute gayest look on his face
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>>66481260
this is fuckin treash
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Knowing Daniel Cormier, he'll probably commit a crime in New Mexico so he can be jailed with Jon and gobble his penis.
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>>66481275

He's got a point though
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>>66481206
mcgregor will always open up as the betting favourite because he has so many fans that will be on him regardless of who he is fighting. Bookie can't be paying out underdog odds if he actually wins

I mean we all know the real line should be something like +180 McGregor -200 Diaz but most people don't bet with common sense
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>>66481348
>Knowing Daniel Cormier, he'll probably commit a crime
>Cormier
>breaking any law
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Do fighters get a Fight of the Year bonus, and if so, how much money would that be?
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post heems
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>>66481384
I think you underestimate how much he wants that dick.
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>>66481389
Yes. It's not money.

It's a night with a ring girl of their choosing.
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>>66481389
yes all of sherdog gets together and sends each fighter 15 buck via paypal
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JON JONES!

GET THAT DICK TOGETHER BOY I'M SUCKIN!
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>>66481389

Hughes vs Trigg is in the UFC Hall of Fame. That's the closest to a Fight of the Year.
You should [email protected] and ask them.
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>>66481440
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>>66481384
didnt you watch the press conference?

>Im willing to go to jail for this jon
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>>66481460
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He realized he could not physically hurt Dan Severn so he tried hurting his feelings. He said he looked like Freddy Mercury's fat ugly brother and all types of other things lol.
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>>66481481
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>>66481501
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http://strawpoll.me/7230611
whatever gets most votes I will do

this is a one time poll
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>>66481519
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>>66481545
Is one of the options commit suicide?
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>>66481545
Can't vote on something that's not going to happen
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>>66481546
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Who else thinks Conor is getting unfair bullshit treatment?

Nate fight was a set up for GSP vs Conor, and still I even now. What did Conor do to deserve so much? He didn't even defend his title and gets superfights going. Why? Because he is popular?

This and Chaels titleshot, constant unfair treatment of great hue fighters, keeps me from thinking UFC isn't meme sport and not a professional organization
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>>66481546

>this was the moment Pat Barrys chin got deleted
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>>66481545
do that move yoshimitsu uses in tekken, where he stabs his through himself with a sword to stab his opponent.
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>>66481586
>Conor is getting unfair bullshit treatment?
Mate this is obvious to anyone. The fact you actually have to ask is concerning. Like Nate said, it's like they're babying him up
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>>66481597
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>>66481586
>Why? Because he is popular?
yes, the UFC is in the attention business, Conor can get them a lot of attention.
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>>66481348
Sounds like movie.
>You disrespected him Jon you said no.... No to sucking your dick. He will succ you sooner or later....
>this guy is a level 3 cock sucker learned to suck in the Olympics codename Succubus. He'll take the life out of you
>we'll fake a crime get you locked up until the card... He won't suck you in public.
>trailer voice over "prison is meant to keep people in.... Not meant to keep suckers out"
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>>66481546
nice punch, Shaq
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>>66481645
Top kek
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>>66481559
I laughed
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>That state of heem

Literally all kill yourselves
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Lads, post your official announcer tiers

>God tier
Michael Shiavello
Mauro Ranallo
Frank Murr

>Great tier
Joe Rogan
Bas Rutten
Stephan Bonnar

>OK tier
Rampage
Frank Shamrock
That bald guy from lellator that looks like Dana White

>Shit tier
Jon Anik
Kenny Florian
Dan Hardy

>Corn nuts tier
Mike Goldberg
Tito Ortiz
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>>66481691
moaning pussy ass bitch
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>>66481694
Rogan sucks Pat Miletich is the best
next
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>>66481694
>No Mike Tyson.

Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

Silly rabbit.
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>>66481758
RARE FLAG
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http://www.ufc.com/media/UFC-188-Free-Fight-Melendez-vs-Sanchez?fb_comment_id=893602104012305_904893472883168#ff8d69f61298d4

Gilbert Melendez vs Diego Sanchez

One of the spiciest bangerinos I think the UFC has ever seen
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>>66481586
ufc is the biggest meme sport there is

>former wwe was a hw champ after 4 pro fights
>biggest start of all time is a manlet irish guy with silly 1940s sailor tattoos
>second biggest star is a woman with borderline personality disorder who constantly gets in verbal arguements through tmz with an athlete in a completely different sport of a completely different gender
>a current top 10 ranked fighter is on dancing with the stars instead of training
>they have been parading around a former pro wrestler with no athletic background who is 0-0 for over a year now
>brazilians are given elite athlete status
>a black guy with a beard and a silly nickname who fights bums on the street was allowed to compete multiple times
>the main commentator is fully tatted up and has a podcast where all he talks about is dicks mushrooms and dmt
>the goat is constantly in and out of jail and has a drug abuse problem and hasnt figured out how to drive a car properly without getting in trouble
>a quasi homosexual french canadian manlet could trick hundreds of thousands of people into paying 60 dollars to watch lay on guys for 25 minutes (probably the most elaborate ruse ever pulled)
>there are 5'3 male champion with a speech impediment who streams video games online in his spare time
>all the heavyweights are fat slobs because they can't attract real athletes over 6 feet tall and 200lbs (one or two tend to slip through the cracks)

WE MAINSTREAM LIKE THE NFL BRO

Professional organization
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I thought Rogan's face here was funny and maybe worth a crop
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>Jared Rosholt cut fom the UFC
let us rejoice
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>>66481795
Memes sell fights, unfortunately.

And now we're at the point where money > title defences.
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>>66481694

>Corn nuts tier
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>>66481694
>dan hardy
>shit tier

No. He and Stann are better than Kenflo and Rogan.
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>>66481766
kek
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>>66481818
>What are you doing, Daniel!?
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>>66481694
Duke Roufus does good commentating for glory
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>yfw Jared Rosholt got cut
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>>66481694

Needs Julie kedzie in shit tier
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwMpAU2RnbE

NEW CONTENT BRUVS
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>>66481808
>>66481818

Wait, are they doing weigh ins a month early or something?
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>>66481795
Yo shut up before they move /heem/ to /asp/.
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>>66481694

dan and stann better than rogaine and goldcuck. jim ross and rampage were very good together too lad
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>>66481795
I agree with everything but part of the bit about Lesnar. Bork is a physical specimen with legit wrestling credentials
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>>66481414
what the fuck is on the back of his head ?
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JON JONES!

GET THAT SEXUAL CHOCOLATE READY BOY, IM CUMMIN
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>>66482033

He quit because he got some slut pregnant right?
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DC dick posting is cancer
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>>66482033

nate is so based lads, he's my boy now
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JON JONES
GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER BOY
IMMA SUCK IT
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JON JONES! GET YER DICK OUT IM SUCKIN!
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>>66482033
GSP returning is a bad joke.

He's clearly suffering from brain trauma. He should never fight again.
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>>66481501
DELETE THIS. My boy Niklas didn't deserve that.
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Cant stop listening to this song boys
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ylzqrVbGCQ
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JON JONES IM GAY AND COMING FOR THAT DICK BOIIIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>66482071
Don't forget about Punk
>Intercontinental champion
>tag team champion
>ECW champion
>Money In the Bank champion
>World heavyweight champion
>WWE champion
If anything Punk is more legit than Brock.
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>>66482136

Englands brave Chav deleted his chin lad
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>>66481501
niklas and gus made the same mistake
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>>66482151

you forgot a pic. here's one you can have for future dickposting
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>>66482168

polswedecucks btfo, they should just leave now tbqhwy
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What is he angry about, guys?
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>tfw your boy is /STILL UNDEFEATED/

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Nicolas-Dalby-63608
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>>66482218
Till was shitting on him until he gassed tbqh
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>>66482218
>tfw my boy was defeated for the first time
But he's STILL MY BOY
Who /still on the team/ here?
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>>66482218

>le draw man
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when you guys post the DC gay meme, what is going through your head? do you think it's funny or witty or what do you expect to accomplish with this? I guarantee every poster and lurker has seen every version of it for hundreds of times.
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>>66482218
I had a conversation with my wife last night about how I've never been able to relate to people that say that a guy has a "punchable face", but when I saw Dalby, I wanted to punch his face.

She didn't get it.
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whats is happenin? whats is happenin?
i got me a milli and bitch that would suck me
she loves me she's on me
WAIT
fuck that I'm neet
still kill you on the ground, let you get mount
transition to rubber guard and knock your teef out
im a gangsta from the hood
i can take the left hook
make you panic wrestle all rocked n shook
suck my dick like dc jon jones
your mum, she wants my bone
stick it up her fanny
get under the covers, for the rootie tootie
she gave me a hicky
the sheet are all sticky
fuck me lads she's sucking my willy
i can't believe it! this bitch is crazy
turn the lights on its a man who's heavy
JESUS CHRIST! ITS DC
Leave my dick alone im not gay
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
dc leave me reeee reeeee
not down with all the gay may mays
OH NO ITS GOOD ITS GOOD ITS GOOD
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>>66482280
I've never posted a DC meme but I think it's funny desu.
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>>66482312
>>66482312

If you planned on having weezy's rhythm, 10/10 dude
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>>66482352

i was unironically listening to some weezy tbqhwy. thanks senpai.
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lithcuck looking for the easy way out, just lol
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>>66481501
that """"""""chin"""""""
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>>66482348
It was pretty funny at first and when someone tries to bring in a new spin to the meme, but most of the m8s are just copying some overplayed pastas.
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>>66482417
are you kidding lel
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>>66481586
This is how entertainment works, it happens in all sports

>>66482280
Its gotten old really quick
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>>66482446

>swedecucks are still here
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>>66482466
>this one american
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>>66482208
Hmmmm let me think back.
>be UFC 105 or some shit
>DC there with Cain backstage
>Jones comes backstage too
>starts messing around with Cain
>Jon doesn't know who Corms is except that he's a wrestler and was training to fight in KOTC or some shit and jokingly says "I bet I could take you down"
>DC replied with "I bet I can suck your dick" (according to Cain)
>Jones says no and walks away
>DC never forgot
>even after all these years DC never let it go, he never forgot Jones said no
>several dozen ppvs later and after the buyout of Strikeforce they meet again
>DC brings it up and Jon doesn't remember any of their previous meeting
>this motherfucker must've forgot I wanted to suck his dick
>Jones has to defend himself in an ESPN interview asking DC if he's still there pussy (to show DC he wants pussy and not dick)
>more homosexual talk involving Popeyes and cocaine
>Jones couldn't afford to have DC take him down because he knew what would happen to his dick if he did so had to take DC down instead in their Fight
>now DC has another shot to get the D
>but everytiem he gets close Jon does something dumb on purpose out of fear of getting his dick sucked like hitting the pregnant lady or drag racing, having Cerrone injury his arm for UFC 178
He's mad because Jones is keeping the salami from him. He also said he was an ass man confirming he's after Jon's butt in the fight too.
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you're welcome
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>>66482485

>swedens males are so cucked they import arab bulls and blacks to fuck their women and be sports stars
>zlatan
>latifi

absolutely cucked. leave
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>>66482485
he shouldnt run with sharp objects

very dangerous
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>>66482493
dude I laughed at the end lmao
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>>66482493

kek
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>>66482497
I'm now aware that her top looks 100% shooped
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>>66482531

>looking at her boobs
>not looking at her crotch and imagine a feminine penis there

wew your gay lad
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>>66482500
>americans once again obsessed with cuckoldry
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>>66482552
SWEDEN STOP POSTING HERE LMAO
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>>66482567
you need to calm down buddy
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>>66482567
You're living in a fantasy world m80
Moreover you keep posting about cuckoldry like it's us swedes talking about it but you're the one who won't shut the fuck up about it

I think you're a little obsessed my man
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>Strip champion when he can't defend his belt because of an injury
>Allow Conor to literraly block an entire division because of muh superfight that he'll lose again

World fucking domination
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If Daniel Cormier were going to commit suicide how would he do it?
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ROSHIT GOT CUT LMAO LMAO
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>>66482630
Block it for all of 6 months
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>>>/asp/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
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>>66482630
He won the title like 3 months ago, Cruz was out like 2 years
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>yfw Nate wins again and we get Conor/Nate 3 at MSG
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None of you could stop my double leg.
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>>66482662
I wouldn't want to, we'd go right down and you'd be in my guard, exactly where I wanted you

The gogoplata follows rapidly afterwards
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>>66482662
>implying I don't welcome double leg

Enjoy being guillotined my friend
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>>66482655

Ca-ca-canvas
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YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER
IMMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS
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>>66482711
WHERE YOU AT GEORGE

WHERE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER
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Let's say, hypothetically, this trend of UFC stars getting beat continues, and Jon Jones gets heemed by DC.

Who will the UFC have left?
Besides Joanna of course.
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>>66481022
Does Joanna have a better ground game than Conor?
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>>66482649
the problem is that since then he fought and has another fight booked but still not in his division.
He can defend his belt but doesn't so they should vacate it.
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>>66482740
>besides joanna of course

she barely won the 1st time
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>>66482740
did you forget about Artem already?
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>>66482740
every fibre of mighty mouses 5'3 125lb frame and lawler until wonderboy knocks his dick into the dirt
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>>66482754
Artem is pulling a Holly Holm and holding back what he's really capable of

Mark my words, he's going to unleash a storm once he gets his chance at the title, and the world will be swept away by The Hammer
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http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-197-extended-preview
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>>66482761
UFC wants Wonderboy to rise

Its why they sent him to the Philipines and silver plated him Rory

Champ by the end of the year
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>>66482776

>Jon talking about how he's changed
>Currently in jail
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>>66482700
>>66482676
>willingly allowing a wrestler with my kind of GNP on top of you
The last thing you'll see before you wake up is my fist
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>tfw i could disqualify every here by baiting them into throwing a headkick while placing my hand on the ground
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>>66482798
There was a pic of him not too long ago (instagram I think) about working with kids or some shit and what he wrote was so self-serving that you could tell he hadn't learned shit.
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>>66482776
>Jon once again trying to play the good guy about how he's a changed man
>he's literally in jail when the EP is released
tip top kek. Should have really spend a few minutes editing it before release.
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>>66481090
>>66481111
this guy is hilarious
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>>66482798
FIGHT! (the charges) AND WIN!
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>>66482740

>joanna

KEK

>nate
>nick
>gscuck
>honda
>msgmeme show

they are good lad stop shitposting. here's your (You)
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>>66482860
He may have some personality disorder I believe.
He acts cool but he looks like he could snap at any moment.
After the brawl with Cormier he was all screaming and flexing his muscles like some sociopath.
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>people are willing to be cops

jon should have heemed him for wasting his time
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>>66482907
It's called being /HIGHTEST/
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About the DC - Jones brawl, anyone remember and/or has pics of McGoobs taking selfies with the fans while shit was going down ?
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>>66482916

when the cop starting acting smart jones should have permaheemed him and hid him in a ditch
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i wouldn't be ''''''''''sorry'''''''' even if i tried unless i got caught of course jon has to pretend
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>>66482949
He would have been shot before he could grab him
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>>66482930
it's called being in jail
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why doesnt Jones just embrace the truth and just be a scumbag? people love a villain.
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>>66482740
have left? why would the UFC need apparent superheroes hugging the belts for years? with PEDs out of the equation (more or less) it seems like there's a number of people who can get the belt any time.

more motivation, better preparation, better tactics prevailing is so much better than a 38 year old on designer PEDs on a 10 year run.
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>>66482916
>I survive on my own
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>>66483000
>with PEDs out of the equation
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looks comfy

jon has got his own cell too (protective custody)

maybe he just wants to be a NEET
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>>66483010
relative to what we had before you braindead fuckwit. do yourself a favor and look up "more or less" in a dictionary before you go to bed.
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>>66482993

>muh mandrama mentality

fuck off lad, alot of endorsement money is on the line here potatofucker
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>JON JONES
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NEWS:
>jared rosholt has been released by the ufc
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>>66483006
>I support society
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>>66483000

>with PEDs out of the equation
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>>66483051

YES
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>>66483035
wew why so hostile friend? I could literally kill you if I wanted to
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>>66483021

does he get scandcuck flat screens and consoles?
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nick should try and get back in july tbqhwy. he would cuck gsp as long as the canacuck is relatively "natty". a combo diaz main event would be based af lads
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>>66483053
The guy in that pic has a job and isn't a NEET with mommy taking the pic. You're really bad at this.
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>>66482740
Am I the minority that doesnt like Joanna at all? I dont see her being much different than rousey in that she's a complete cunt
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>GOOD LUCK TAKING HENRY CEJUDO DOWN, GOO-HOOD LUCK
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>>66483102

completely agree, fuck that goblin cankle having cunt. this "qt" meme is fucking horrible
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who else thinks that DJ will take cejudo down
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Why do so many fighters have tattoos?

>at doctor's today
>girl sits across from me
>she says hi and smiles
>i notice she has an ankle tattoo
>instantly hate her
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>>66483164
joanna unironically has a tattoo near her cankle
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>>66483170

where does this cankle meme come from? the fuck is a cankle anyway
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>>66481414
What exactly was the point of that pivot directly into the guys legs?
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which 3 sisters the gadelhas or jedrzejczyks?
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>>66483200
literally ask your mum
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>>66483164
Because you're insecure about your own appearance to the point that people who have no bearing on your life trigger you.
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Sage Northcuttttttt
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>>66483102
shes a meme fighter
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>>66483216
that can't be it i'm at least an 8.5 out of 10
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>>66483216
>no bearing on your life
Tattoos are a mark of degeneracy and represent a general blight on society.
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>>66482497
that has been posted a million times
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>>66483204
pic of the gadelhas pls
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>>66483240
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>>66483240
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>>66481546
I legit thought Pat died when i watched this live
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>>66483240
this is true, anyone who disagrees might as well not be white
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Seriously though there is no fucking way that sage northmeme is not on the juice. I have literally never seen a professional athlete ever who can maintain such a low bodyfat year round. this is not normal
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>>66481116
He really should have focused on his ground and pound and submissions more.

Doesn't matter if you wrestlefuck you way to victory. As long as you end every fight by beating a man so bad his father doesn't recognize him you'll be kept around at least for highlight reels.
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>>66483277
Of course it's not normal. His parents had him on fucking protein shakes when he was five.
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>>66483220

sage gascutt
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>>66483276
>being part of a spergy race that is dying off
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>>66483295
that's not what protein shakes do
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>>66481414
legit no idea who those guys are and ive never seen that fight

not a real fight fan here asking who that is thanks guys
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>>66483277
His dad has been a professional roid and coke dealer since the 80s, he'll never get caught.
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>>66483277
have you ever seen a professional athlete who is also literally 19y old
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>>66483389
there are plenty 19yo pro football players
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Thats onnit dot com
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>>66483240
>this triggered by a tattoo
How do you make it through an MMA card lad?
Sounds like you'll be mad as hell from start to finish.
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>>66483389
Kobe, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James....
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>>66483349
It's not but it's what happens when parents show that kind of dedication to making their son a freak of nature.

Everything about Sage Northcutt honestly creeps me the fuck out.

Everybody else in the UFC has some kind of edge to them. Northcutt is just nothing.
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>People thinking the new MMA era will be dominated by fighters who have trained since childhood like in football and niggerball
>A kid who has trained all his life turns out to be a faggot quitter with absolutely no ground game
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>>66483389

are you serious? biggest ones i could think of are shaq and lukaku but they are ultra jigganiggas.
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>>66483444
give Sage a break, he had strep throat
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>>66483444
>People thinking the new MMA era will be dominated by fighters who have trained since childhood like in football and niggerball
Who is stupid enough to think that?

Also that choke is being called by several people, even non-UFC dick suckers as being legit.

To see if he's a quitter or not I want to see him get in there with Matt Brown.
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>>66483354
Oluwale Bamgbose vs Daniel Sarafian
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Are Alex Jones and Joe Rogan virtually identical?

>Run insanely popular web podcasts
>Endorsers of snake oil
>Conspiracy theorists
>Manlets
>Scream at everyone
>More than half of their viewers are only ironically watching
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>>66483501
>Oluwale Bamgbose
>That's his actual name.
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>>66483444
>a faggot quitter with absolutely no ground game

But enough about Conor
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>>66483405
>football
>>66483429
>>66483453
>some bbal niggers

nice ''proof''

now show me a 19 old pro strength athlete
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>>66483508

some of what alex says is legit but is discredited by him spreading stupid bullshit about muh lightbulbs mind control.

i legit think he is cia tbch
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>>66483536
Keep moving those goalposts
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>>66483536

whatever dude, I'm not gonna argue with (You) over this shit. If you unironically believe that sage is natty then you are an absolute mong lad
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>>66483537
Even some of Alex's shit is too much for Joe and that's saying something. Also, Alex does it for a paycheck and isn't so dumb as to buy in like Joe or >>66483537
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>>66483547
>>66483564
I was pretending bros
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>>66483616

good, good bait lad
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>>66483616
quality banter
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Is this kangaroo natty?
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>>66483638
Protein shakes desu
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>>66483638
he is smaller than me so he is natty
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>>66483638

rumble would cuck him desu
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>>66483522
Underrated
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>>66483638
Even kangaroos skip leg day
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>>66481785
>All those straight shots that Gilbert landed in between Diego's missed hooks.
I want to say that as an insult but Diego did to Gilbert what it took him three rounds to do in four shots.
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>>66481785
>Same age

Damn, Diego declined fast
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Am i the only one who hated Shrekson Henderson when he was the champ and got 3 gift decisions but not anymore?
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