>42 bongs til Bahrain FP1
>Formula E this weekend
>Valtteri literally is a pedophile
>Sauber on the brink of death
>Bernie taking down every motorsport /v/idya for copyright infringement
And we're still gonna have fucking elimination qualifying
http://whenisf1on.com/
>it's a hamrosvet episode
>>66479564
I really, really, really have mixed feelings about this image.
why did they decide to bring back the elimination qualifying
i though they had a unanimous vote to return to the old format
Qatar GP 2022
Circuit length ~12km
post yfw Arrivabene chest hair returns
>>66479618
When they smoked crack.
>>66479659
>>66479507
>those bags under her eyes
what is she staying up so late to do?
>>66479618
Bureaucracy, it's some big faggot's pet project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B4CKXVUHtM
>>66479794
azn genes
Reposting racemixing track
![ferrari-teamchef-maurizio-arrivabene-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cp7zfQb.jpg "ferrari-teamchef-maurizio-arrivabene-[1].jpg")
>>66479632
why is he so sexy bros
>>66479906
just is
>>66479564
https://vimeo.com/159643959 (02:15)
Has he given up?
>>66479507
Man, she's lovely.
>tfw you'll never even hear her voice in your entire life.
>>66479794
Just puffy eyelids, they don't seem too worn out or discoloured.
>though she is wearing makeup
>>66479964
I preferred Jessica.
RIP in pieces ;_;
>>66479906
God-tier hair genetics + Italian style
>>66480012
Jessica was the V10 to Brittny's Turbo6
>>66479906
>>66479906
he's italian and a lifelong smoker
>>66479564
He should go to Hollywood. Asif Kapadia is looking for a new subject.
>>66480012
>>66480168
horse face imotbhfam
>>66480187
g-g-g-g-good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8w915Z1Wc
reminder that senna was system baby
>>66480086
>if we get Gimi working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in a car
is verstappen's presence in f1 at such a young age just a marketing stunt?
>>66480908
Yes he's a meme driver who's being hyped as the best driver ever to get people interested so that people will watch. Then they'll give him the best car and he'll cruise to world champion without even driving well and we can all pretend he's the best ever
>>66480908
If F1 was worried about marketing we wouldn't have these ugly cars nor these silent engines.
>>66481065
Nah nah nah nah bro you need to sell a narrative, man. You can't just, like, have a good product.
>>66480893
>If I forget to say "grazzie ragazzi", just step in and say "grazzie ragazzi"
>tfw friends of the family only know that I like f1 and that's the only thing they can ask about
>tfw not even /hype/ for the weekend at all
thanks bernard
>>66479889
>chicane in indianapolis
why max :(
u have ruined my baby
>>66480908
He's bretty good in my opinion tbhfam.
>>66480560
>MKII Escort
Not posting a Group B car. Time to leave.
>>66481176
>I may have gone wide in a few places
>>66480168
2anorexic4me
Alonso guess the track by sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Fvd0E7ORc
>>66482320
Come on, she is just a bit thin.
That pic is not very good anyway.
>>66482577
Wow, he immediately guessed Bahrain when he heard the aggressive short shifting for turn 2. Impressive.
https://twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/712723887352651777
>Note that in Sunday's meeting @WilliamsRacing and @ForceIndiaF1 wanted elimination Q1/2 + normal Q3, but were shouted down by the rest
https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/715280753463050245
>FIA asked teams about Q3 change to non-elimination mode. RedBull, ToroRosso, McLaren & Williams voted against.
What the flying fuck, Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oBnWsVhJms
OH SHIT SON
http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/30/11325592/roborace-driverless-racing-first-photos-custom-cars
>>66483122
That looks so fucking dumb
>>66483018
They don't want to have any type of elimination qualifying, so they voted "no".
They weren't handed a "Remove elimination Q completely" option, what the FIA proposed was to have teh mixed Q1/Q2 + normal Q3.
The teams voting "no" to a normal Q3 is to put pressure on the FIA by making another embarrassment in Bahrain that pressures them into droping the elimination mode.
On top of it, the Q3 would affect 2-3 teams max and those teams don't truly care because they already know they are going to place 1-2 and 3-4. All the other cars would do just one attempt if they manage to get into Q3 because they didn't save tyres from Q2
Who /Fi/ here
>>66482652
>>66480168
Fuck it may as well
>>66483321
Good lord
>>66483321
I get super annoyed by pictures of naked ladies. Please don't post them.
>>66483550
Oh I'm sorry.
This any better?
>4228 files
>3.6GB
>>66483590
Sort of.
>>66483122
>cars arr rook same
dropped
Does Jenson Button hate tits?
>>66483122
>Driverless cars
>>66483723
Brittny has tits but they are plastic.
>There are people who think Jennifer was not best WAG
>There are people who actually want WAGposting back
WAGposting was worst
>>66483122
Why not just simulate the race on a computer.
>>66483186
What is this Mongolian Monstrosity
>>66484058
Why so mad pal
Nips like F1
>>66484094
>>66484094
>>66483122
>that voice
>roborace
Sounds like some crowdfunding project
>>66484345
knowing Formula E they'll probably dedicate a whole team to crowdfunding, everything from team principals to coders to livery designers to budget and sponsors
>>66484094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AruBUK_sgPk
Kimi's gone insane
>>66484094
>tfw no F1 anime
They should really make one.
>>66484572
Is he purposely making fun of himself by talking like that?
>>66484572
The hockey puck was funnier
>>66484572
Nice to see him and Minttu having fun between the races.
>>66484653
That's how Finns talk.
>>66484753
up into the ass of timo?
>>66484767
lewd
what do you think of Formula 5000's car /f1/?
>>66483975
Nicole was best. Lewis is dumb.
>>66485064
>dat airbox
>dat wheel choice
Retro, I dig it.
>>66485064
Do they give you super license points?
>>66485074
>Americans liking shitzinger
so typical
>>66483975
I do miss wagposting...
It was fun.
>>66485064
Original ones are fucking awesome to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwMzTwr2SKw
This new interpretation actually seems really interesting
>Formula Nippon-derived chassis
>Ford Coyote 5 litre V8
>Total cost forecast to be sub-250k AUD
Should be good if they get some decent rubber.
>>66485154
Someone just has to take over from my le...I mean WAGSguy's legacy....It could be you.
Reminder that Channel 4 is broadcasting this weekend with their fucking amazing intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvkMg60wMc8
>>66479618
They couldn't get Red Bull and someone else to agree to Q1 and Q2 elimination, with Q3 using 2015 format. Red Bull, in particular, wanted to throw the system away completely and go back to the way it has been the past few seasons.
>>66480908
Verstappen will be world champion by age 25.
If Red Bull's new Renault (oops TAG HEUER) engine upgrade is as good as advertised, I expect him to move up to the A-team next season. Of course, this is provided Kvyat gets fired (I think Kvyat is the worst of the 4 Red Bull drivers on the grid). I don't see Ricciardo leaving Red Bull for Ferrari, in part because I think (hope) Kimi has a few seasons left in him and also that Vettel doesn't want to partner Ricciardo again.
>>66485567
What the fuck was that. That is some NBCSN shit.
>>66485684
By age 25 ?
Nah, he's gonna break Vettel's record.
But no one will care about F1 then.
>>66485185
those aero designs touch my tra la la la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaVc0MBPFNw
>James Bond Coulthard
>grid grills
>lewis looks like a nog again
>LESBIAN, LESBIAN I AM OBAMA.
Openings will never get better than this.
>>66485684
Ricciardo is contracted at RB for 2017. Horner mentioned how they learned a lesson with Sebs contract and made Ricky's water tight.
The indycar race is at 8:30 my time on Saturday night, and Bahrain is on at 11 pm my time. Anyone else thinking of doing the double?
>>66486688
Are you confused? The Bahrain race will be on at 11am EST.
>>66486688
>Bahrain is on at 11pm my time
The F1 race starts at 11 am EST Sunday morning, not pm.
Anyways, I am planning on watching IndyCar on Saturday night as well.
Does Montoya win again? I think Dixon, Power, Helio, RHR, and Rahal all have a legitimate chance to win any weekend.
>>66486779
no
only our dear lord and savior JPM may win
>>66486773
>>66486779
Yes indeed I am confused. Thanks for clearing that up. That time works way better for me.
That means that the F1 forms the first half of a doubleheader with the NASCAR race, which will be way too long to sit in one place watching racing.
>>66486779
>>66486835
I'll try to watch as well. JPM has a great chance since it's an oval, but it's not really a high speed one. It's the first oval with the new package so we'll see how competitive Honda is. I predict a strong top-10 from Montoya and a Rahal or Dixon win.
Oh fuck. IndyCar is going head-to-head with the Final Four on Saturday night.
Who the fuck scheduled that?? NASCAR just had a day race at Phoenix and the temperature wasn't a problem at all.
>>66484572
How can you not love this man
Why don't they make it so the top 10 or the top 8 or whatever in qualifying start in reverse order, but also give championship points for qualifying? That way you don't have all the fast cars at the front and they immediately pull away leaving no chance for the not as fast cars, but you also offer an incentive for not driving as slow as possible.
>>66487043
it doesn't matter when they schedule, more people will literally be watching the major counter-strike tournament. indycar is dieing
F1 Report 3/30/16
https://vimeo.com/160949963
Why's Gran Turismo 7 so far away lads?
>>66483186
Why would anyone let someone with BRAIN PROBLEMS drive that Ferrari?
>>66489296
Polyphony is filling the car roster with moar Skylines.
Also isn't Sport coming out first?
>>66489296
Sauce?
>>66489296
>obvious there is no liquid in anything on that tray
Fuck my autism. Do people even act anymore?
>>66487804
Because awarding points for quali is where it all goes to shit
>>66489630
What about fan boost?
>>66484572
Is that Kimi voicing those videos or do all the fins sound like him?
>>66489737
It's not Kimi, it's another Finn.
>>66489296
because people at Polyphony are fucking autistic perfectionists and making a video game these days without cutting corners takes 10 years
>>66489296
Because Kaz is too busy fucking around all over the place.
>>66489791
>Autistic perfectionists
>Polyphony Digital
With their vacuum engines and utilising decade old assets, pick one.
Thank fuck MS have finally seen the light and will be releasing full version Forza on PC come Forza 7. Means I can chuck this Xboner away.
This race will be ROSVETKIM
Mark my words
Also,
Who the fuck thought it would be a great ideia to put a Lawyer in charge of an f1 team ? A Lawyer who happens to be a woman.
What was whoever had this ideia thinking ? srsly
>>66479964
Just search for her name on youtube while you use your free public wifi that is in the
>designated shitting street
>>66480168
my heart is beating faster
>>66484572
>papare becomes stone after being folded seven times and crushed
vat the fuck
>>66489818
Monisha Kaltenborn?
She's done a pretty good job with Sauber, imo. She comes off like a bitch but nobody else is standing up for the small independent teams against FOM and F1's shitty pay distribution.
>>66489925
Not that that translates into any sort of capacity to run her own team, if the 4/5 contracts debacle and the constant criticism from former Sauber drivers is anything to go by.
Since 2008 (when they were carried massively by BMW), Sauber have also done nothing in the sport to deserve any better than they're currently getting.
MY
DICK
>>66480560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l19F2YPVey0
>>66489937
They were decent in 2012 too, but yeah, they've fallen to proper backmarkers now, much like Jordan did in the years right before EJ sold the team.
>>66489559
La Fille seule.
>>66489938
Just goes to show how fucking ugly today's LMP1 cars are that such a good livery doesn't save them.
>>66483122
The idea in itself is really good, but cars look like tryhard shit. and being limited only to electric cars is fucking retarded.
>>66489938
HI RES NOW
What was wrong with the exhaust blown diffuser?
>>66490076
not american enough
2 full days still
Ted Kravitz @tedkravitz 4m4 minutes ago Bahrain
Fernando Alonso out, Stoffel Vandoorne in for McLaren at Bahrain GP
oh shit niggas
alonso out of bahrain gp. hope vandoorne does shit.
>>66490438
PTSD desu
FRED IS KILL
>>66490076
it made an average driver like vettel look like schumacher
>>66490441
>>66490438
Concussion again?
Inb4 Nando goes full Chris Benoit
>>66490460
As much as I think Vettel is overrated, I don't think it's fair to call him average, m8. He's top tier on the current grid.
>>66490479
chest not sufficiently healed.
>>66490438
>mfw Vandoorne scores points this weekend
>>66490441
>>66490488
How exactly did he hurt his chest? Seems impossible in an F1 cockpit...Does anyone have a webm of the crash?
Or is this something completely unrelated?
>>66490491
not happening. button will though.
>>66490495
Maybe he is heartbroken, Pajeet. Do you know how much love can hurt?
>>66490438
>>66490441
Did he just park the car?
Vandoorne crashes in the first corner and we all spam:
>STOFLEL
:^)
But I wanted to race
>>66490513
he'll crash into verstappen tbhfam.
>>66490495
how does it seem impossible? any jarring movements can injure your chest, not just impacts.
also didnt his seat break?
>>66490518
Leave before the sport kills you nando :/
>it was decided that there was insufficient resolution of the signs to allow him to compete
Do we have any medfags ITT? Is this medical gibberish or just everyday gibberish?
>>66490550
he's probably depressed or something
>>66490503
All I know is
>tfw no gf
>>66490544
I'm already ded
>yfw Stofflel gets BTFO by KMag
>>66479564
pulled out of the race due to "health concerns".
>>66490565
kek. it will happen.
1 week away from that shitbox
>>66490438
J U S T
U
S
T
>>66490522
True, but they're supposed to be strapped in very securely to prevent exactly this kinda stuff, with specially molded seats.
>also didnt his seat break?
Like I said, I know nothing of the crash except that it was big.
>@alo_oficial had complained of sore ribs after the Melbourne accident - on the left side, so most likely from the first impact
>Alonso dies
>They don't get De la Rosa as replacement
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ALONSO YOU'VE HAD DE LA ROSA WITH YOU FOR AGES AND THE ONE SEASON YOU DON'T HAVE HIM YOU DIE, FUCK YOU
>inb4 Alonso dies at Monza
>>66490632
magnussen filled in for him last year
>>66490641
Yeah but that was because he was like a third driver Mclaren didn't know what to do with
>It's another "Alonso fails at committing suicide" episode
>>66490656
>another Nando just parked the car episode
>>66490728
>>66490760
>>66490773
>>66485602
It was Red Bull and McLaren
The main reason was it was a vote to get the "fixed" system or not, without any other alternatives, and if it sucked teams would be to blame because they voted for it, and not the FIA that created it.
>>66490656
I couldn't accept leaving without that third championship
>Crash would have killed me 10 years ago
>How I miss the old F1
>Take me with you Jules
>>66485185
>that one guy going sideways
>>66490550
His horoscope didn't have enough detail for the team to reassemble the car.
![zCJ5dkWc6sNUxhVMH479qvGN5V95TMcJ1XICuF8aZP6-JCETqgILi31I3qtjWm9vfbZ6WxficO8EFt3PryGONv5shqCU8ewFORZGB7AupQxdGHEJo10MSRJ9vg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zq25RfF.jpg "zCJ5dkWc6sNUxhVMH479qvGN5V95TMcJ1XICuF8aZP6-JCETqgILi31I3qtjWm9vfbZ6WxficO8EFt3PryGONv5shqCU8ewFORZGB7AupQxdGHEJo10MSRJ9vg[1].jpg")
you will never EVER experience something like this again
>>66490438
>>66490441
IT'S HABBENING
>>66490973
I bet they said the same thing after the 1982 San Marino Race when half the grid pulled out for off track politics
Holy shit Fred broke his ribs
>>66490973
what if shoomey was supposed to be hit by that water-bottle, and ever since then he was evading death like "final destination", until that fateful day in 2014
>>66491076
wasn't it 2013?
>>66491084
It was. 29 December 2013. Never forget.
;_;
>>66490616
'Sup Ganesan! Read this and calm your tits
http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/35934347
>>66484572
>mfw Finland's youtube meme channel game is top tier as always
Rest of the world are you even trying?
>>66490973
Creased up when that happened. Was it Monteiro who came third and celebrated like a madman on the podium?
RIPIP Fernando Fonzo's F1 career (2001-2016)
>>66491211
wew
>>66491211
Dubs Confirm Fernando for retirement
>>66491222
Trips for RIPIP
kek.
>>66491270
hehe
>>66490973
However race day came along, with Toyota driver Jarno Trulli securing the team’s first ever pole position (below). All 20 cars went on the parade lap, with it seeming that the race would in fact go on as planned. That was until all the Michelin cars pulled into the pits on the way back to the grid, leaving just Schumacher, Barrichello, Jordan duo Tiago Monteiro and Narain Karthikeyan and Minardi pair Christijan Albers and Patrick Friesacher to take the grid.
>http://www.vavel.com/en/formula1/503492-2005-united-states-grand-prix-ten-years-on-politics-fights-and-the-six-car-race.html
>>66491190
Yeah he did. I can't even blame him, the best position he'd ever had before that was a 10th place. Dude was just excited to be on the podium, knowing full well he'd probably never be there again.
And now we remember him for it.
>>66490438
>hello i'm fernando and this is I want to cum in karts
Rib fractures are no laughing matter, they make it incredibly painful to even breathe in and out, let alone go for a run or drive an F1 car. Sensible decision by the FIA to not let him race. Crazy that Fernando felt he was ready to drive.
>>66490441
>leaving bahrainians in charge of taking a ducking CT scan
It says the resolution leaves it inconclusive.
They could've like, tried again. This time by telling Alonso to hold fucking still
>>66492707
fia doctors aren't bahraini f a m
>>66492707
>>66492732
Excuse my spelling on the first post.
In that case, the FIA doctors need to like not go out in the amber lounge with xmattyg before conducting a simple test apparently.
>>66492785
we know they are shit. as does gary hartstein, who constantly rags on them, kek.
>>66492810
私は知らない家族
>>66492810
バカの先輩のデス
>>66492841
it is very aggravating, i do not care for it
>>66492810
it says ching chong which translates as 'you rook very rovery m'rady'
did I just slip into a parallel universe?
>>66492810
is this the new desu filter
what does it replace
>>66493006
idk what you're talking about 2bh la
BASED NORBERT IS HERE LADS
>Aronso might miss China too
http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/3/alonso-reveals-injuries--admits-he-could-miss-china.html
>>66493006
+
>>66492810
april fools
>>66493247
Who ?
>>66493256
thats some quality posting
19 bongs until fp1 lads???
>>66493348
Damn, he looks older than MY dad who is 73
Dmn'it Hiro, that April fools isn't funny, it's annoying, FFS
>>66493431
if it's on 4chanx it's not hiro
>>66493425
http://whenisf1on.com/
Smh desu senpai
>tfw my nigga Stoffel is racing this weekend
>>66493613
where are you actually from? and do you never go back home?
>>66493596
very handy website
>>66493596
http://hasmclarenhondawonyet.com/
>>66493643
Eindhoven, Netherlands and i did go home in dec/jan
Bahrain press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg45KL_ifqA
rip fernando:
>I AM surprised that chest CT will be repeated for a rib fracture, as clinical status would be enough to guide things. Chest CT deliver an ENORMOUS radiation dose
from gary hartstein's twitter.
>>66490550
medfag here.
They apparenty did a CT scan. I think it's more likely that he has a concussion, but they won't say it publicly because of the concussion clusterfuck that is going on in the USA (lawsuits against the NHL, NFL, wrestling companies for negligence/outright denial of concussion effects). F1 really, really doesn't need a concussion lawsuit.
What's up with the chink letters?
>>66493754
Fernando will die of lung cancer from having a chest CT scan every two weeks
screencap this
Who /Haas/ here?
>>66494248
are those bobs?
>>66494248
here
>>66494274
I think it was supposed to be a beer gut because burger team.
>>66494248
reporting
>>66494248
Worked with Haas machines for years. Not my favorite machining brand but still rooting for their F1 venture
>>66494248
Reporting and ready for double points finish here.
>tfw we're ahead of Williams after Bahrain
Hey /f1/, when does this shit start?
I never follow this stuff. Can I watch it on internet or what?
>>66492956
Adding this to my Gimi wank bank
>>66494717
zaterdag en zondag om 17.00 uur voor respectievelijk quali en race
what are the best GPs to watch as a spectator?
>>66494717
>Can I watch it on internet
This is FOM speaking, we are now issuing a warrant for your arrest you filthy criminal pirating scum, just by discussing illicit means of viewing our very affordable and not at all expensive content you've cut our profits by over €0.0000005 - that's almost enough to buy a house these days!
Please report to your nearest police station, turn yourself in for copyright infringement, fraud, theft, vandalism, extortion, possession and distribution of child pornography and cyber bullying. Then get on your knees and suck Uncle Bernie's octogenarian four-incher, kiddo. And you have to pay him 1200% of your yearly salary too, just for the privilege.
Warm regards,
N. A. Veseel,
Executive Director,
Formula One Management, Ltd
>>66494866
I wonder who sent this?
>>66493710
>EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE >EINDHOVEN DE GEKSTE
>>66494248
present
>>66494248
for Ruth Buscombe
>hnnnggg
>>66494944
>yfw stoffel impresses in his only two starts, but then Nando returns and Ron Dennis confirms nando/button until 2020 and Stoffel never drives again
>yfw Haas doesn't score in Bahrain
>>66494833
Bedankt liefje.
>>66494866
Not Applicable Veseel please go
>>66494874
He signed it
>>66495009
mfw
>>66493731
Thanks Sweden.
>>66494994
do want. fuck waffle vanidiot.
>>66495009
i'll be disappointed iih(if i'm honest)
>>66493731
tack så mycket :*
>>66490973
>Michelin tires plode
>Jews won't allow teams to simply use Bridgestone tires for one race because "muh shekels!"
What a disgrace.
>>66494248
I like Haas but still I can't wait to post pic related
>>66495317
bloody tourists
Lads, last night I had a dream where Alonso commited suicide. What does that mean?
