>KIWIS ON THE NEXT FLIGHT HOME EDITION
>153
>153 after that start
awful
cricket is gay
Inshallah my friends.
>no jew out there
well bowled chaps
qt rooty will have no trouble knocking these runs off
>>66478240
تُسَبِّحُ لَهُ السَّمَاوَاتُ السَّبْعُ وَالأَرْضُ وَمَن فِيهِنَّ وَإِن مِّن شَيْءٍ إِلاَّ يُسَبِّحُ بِحَمْدَهِ وَلَـكِن لاَّ تَفْقَهُونَ تَسْبِيحَهُمْ إِنَّهُ كَانَ حَلِيمًا غَفُورًا
>no Jew out there
What did he mean by this?
>>66478240
bismilla rehman e rahim the boys played really well today.
>Boo Beeland
>hopefully the Jew stays away and we can get on with the game
Wow
>t20 world cup
>brexit
>euros
will this be the greatest treble in sporting history?
why do they hate the Jew so much?
Will allah sail UK to victory?
>>66478274
holy shit how did he get away with that?
JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING CUP RIGHT NOW TO BE HONEST FAMILY
>>66478297
>someone actually made this
kek
>>66478290
SHUT IT DOWN.
facebook dot com darren.sammy.1048/videos/10156715836975182/
reminder this happened
whos winning i dont watch cricket
>>66478316
new zealand is up 153 to nothing after the top of the first
>>66478316
Cricket is winning my friend
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_02.47_[2015.08.20_21.05.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4aQo004.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_02.47_[2015.08.20_21.05.37].jpg")
>>66478316
anime
>>66478316
>whos winning
/sp/
>jinxing it 30 posts early
can't wait for the collapse senpai
>>66478289
why cant all women be this based?
>likes cricket
>redpilled
i still dont really believe she is a grill t b h
Reminder that last time these teams played in a world cup Englel couldn't even make 153 in 50 overs
>>66478335
You'll fit right in with the anime chinks in Canada
>>66478351
>revealing power level
wew
>>66478346
There are no girls on the internet
>greatest in the world at test cricket
>greatest in the world in meme cricket
>>66478346
wtf, the tripfag's a girl?
oh shit the Jew's gonna turn up later
>>66478347
There will be some embarrassed bongs in 80 some mins
did the ICC fuck NZ with the fixtures
>>66478368
No. It's a djinn.
>>66478383
what do you mean by this?
>if you look at the New Zealand bowlers, none of them are exceptional
based Sanga dropping elite truth bombs
CRICKETS COMING HOME LADS
thank fuck, fannied about with my router. was at 2mps ffs, this is better
>>66478347
How many wickets will Boult take today?
:^)
as long as India dont win im happy
>>66478389
England already played 2 games in Delhi and 2 in Mumbai but NZ have played all their games in different locations
Sanga is eloquent as fuck
can somebody explain to me why a batman being dismissed is such a big deal? i mean the bowling team doesnt get any points for it, the batting team doesnt lose any points. so why is it so important?
>>66478410
he's got a law degree iirc he's not just some random sri lankan that happens to be good at cricket
>>66478351
>>66478362
when are you two going to Canada?
>>66478368
yeah
>>66478391
>have completely dominated the tournament in spite of mediocre batting by having the best bowling by an inconceivably huge margin
>"I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE, THEY MUST ALL SUCK"
yeah real based
>>66478407
oh, didn't notice that.
>>66478405
Y the hate?
>>66478422
If they lose 10 wickets, they can't bat anymore.
>>66478362
how do you even have internet?
>>66478422
Really because of Test cricket
You win a Test by taking 20 wickets so taking a wicket in Test cricket is a big deal.
Celebrating it the way they do in T20 is just a legacy of that.
Even in ODi cricket having wickets in hand is important because if you lose early wickets it is hard to accelerate and build a decent score.
In T20 wickets basically don't matter unless you end up like 4/20 or something
>that faggot shouting "ENGLAAAND!!! ENGLAND!!"
I mean I like the support but that's annoying as fuck when the match isn't even on.
>>66478239
ALLAH you're annoying.
>>66478423
I could listen to him, atherton and dravid talk about cricket all day
>mushfiqur Rahim has a masters degree in law
>>66478437
yes i understand that but in t20 cricket teams never even come close to losing 10 wickets, right?
>>66478444
>4/20
blazit
>>66478422
>>66478437
which rarely ever happens in T20
>>66478441
If the US can have internet, I don't see why other third world countries can't.
>>66478425
>yeah
have we demanded proof of?
>>66478436
i always enjoy seeing home teams lose at home
plus theres a couple of absolute nobheads in the India team (or have been recently) Yuvraj, Kohli, Harbjhajhajhajhanan "fuck you" Singh
Could Saddam Hussein be the most negative commentator in cricket? Such a fucking cunt face.
>>66478459
only once have both teams been bowled out in a T20i
Pakistan v Aus in 2010
>>66478425
Mid August hopefully
>>66478425
>when are you two going to Canada?
summer
>>66478410
He shouldn't have left Arsenal though
India v England
box office finale
wouldn't be that bothered if we lost to them unlike if we lost to the windies again
That first ball was an absolute peach
>>66478422
Wickets slow the scoring rate and put extra pressure on the lower order. Remember only like 5 or 6 batsman in the team can actually bat. The rest are bowlers and mediocre bits and pieces players.
Ignore the other retarded answers.
>>66478422
Generally the best batters come first and the shitter ones who are actually just bowlers are at the end, so the more wickets they take the less good batters will be left and the less runs they will be likely to score.
If you have lost 3 wickets in a T20 game after about 15 overs then you can meme hard at the end and wallop everything, if you have lost 7 at that same point you have to be careful to not get all out, and probably are down to part time batters who suck too so you won't get nearly as many runs.
>>66478466
Harbhajan Singh is a hero fuck off
nice start
>>66478474
They should have Sehwag commentating for Sky. Literal GOAT commentator.
>>66478466
>nobheads
k
>>66478497
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
4 4s
>>66478346
You don't want a girl like her you watch cricket to spend some quiet time alone and when your girl shares your hobbies they aren't fun anymore
not great bowling that from Anderson
>munro cut for 4
>milne
>medium fast
swear he was 90+
>>66478509
>tripcode
Check again, buddy. Also, I think the Brits over here would prefer I differentiate myself since I don't support England.
>>66478485
>>66478490
okay i see. thanks for the answers
we'll have this over inside 10 overs
>>66478509
>that
>tripcode.
fucking summer.
WIDTH
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>Plrrpp Porrrrpland
Should start bowling spin.
*farts*
>>66478542
Shitposting at its finest
>>66478528
>differentiate myself
pretty much the only reason i use a trip, still get the odd person who thinks im new/british though
game literally over already
>>66478528
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>66478520
imagine dating a girl off 4chan as well, especially /cric/. she would probably never shut up about qt rooty and his boipussy, refer to newzealand as poopeeland and shitpost about your poor oral skills during tea breaks
ROY related to Reena Roy?
How is Milne medium-fast when the Englel quicks were all fast-medium?
gimme a fucking link for this shit
England is shit against spin. Bowl the spinners.
>>66478560
>refer to newzealand as poopeeland
next Kiwi I meet irl I'm going to do this
since I will be revealing my power level itll have to be someone I never see again though
>>66478552
*waits patiently for spin*
>Poo Peeland in charge of peaking at the right time
>>66478586
You'd have to leave the house to do that you sperglord, and we all know that's not going to happen.
>>66478564
Pig 3
>>66478557
you're an aussie?
>>66478579
anderson is the weak link with the ball, Kane might want to get a couple of his overs out of the way and put the pressure on towards the middle when the pitch starts to get a bit more jew on it
>>66478608
No she's Indian
>tfw India vs England final
>>66478608
Saffer, come bask in our decline with me, its like watching the fall of ancient rome
Where are the fucking spinners
Reeeee zealand
>Splrrrrch Ffffprrrrpland
this is some funny shit
>>66478621
post pic you little slut
waiting for spin desu
>>66478612
at this rate it'll be over before the Jew arrives
>thinking you can beat the country your public voted to keep on its flag
gg, kid
>>66478621
Decline from what exactly?
Your "golden age" was nearly as bad as Poo Peelands.
>getting repeatedly beaten at home by the worst Australian team in decades
>0(Z E R O) World Cups
kek
KEK
Still no spin!
fucking love a straight drive
>the 2010/11 ashes was over 5 years ago
where the fuck has the time gone bros?
You now remember
>60
This collapse is going to be fucking amazing.
"poop" A exposed
>>66478645
kek
What is kanbert williamstein thinking
>>66478658
nah
>>66478646
we also repeatedly beat Australia in Australia, made world #1 in all formats, beat pretty much everyone home and away, were unbeaten away from home for nearly a decade, chased down the record ODI total and nearly chased down the record test total finishing on 450-7
>>66478649
In your pussy!
EKS DEE EKS DEE
>>66478621
This is how I picture you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBv5UTARElM
kiwis getting blown the fuck out
E
A
S
Y
>>66478671
I'll give you that they were good at Test cricket, but don't talk about pyjama.
South Africa are perennial chokers in pyjama
>1999 - choke
>2003 - choke
>2015 - choke
>>66478676
thats fucking comedy gold, give that man an amarula
NZ PLAYERS NEED TO TAKE A LONG LOOK AT THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR TONIGHT
>>66478676
She has to be a fatty, 2based otherwise
*Splrrrp* through the heart, and *frrrt* *prrrrp* *purp*
Darling Poo Peeland have no game (*frrt* frrt* *fort*)
>>66478688
2015 wasn't a choke, weather fucked us when setting a huge total and the nz chase was neck and neck the whole way
Are we, dare I say it, back?
pooicide
>>66478676
belee dat nigga
PP being exposed hard right now.
>spin will save us
>>66478704
No, it definitely was a choke
>Duminy and Behardien running into eachother
take that catch and SA win the game easy. That was the choke.
>NZ has spent the whole tournament making shit scores and then blowing teams the fuck out with the ball
ONE BRIT IN THE CROWD
>you now realise that South Africa has been knocked out of the last 2(two) World Cups by Poo Peeland
top wew
>our total after five overs is the same as the entire Aussie team could muster in an ASHES test innings
just give us the cup now desu
>>66478746
>you now realise South Africa were eliminated from their home world cup because they didn't read the D/L sheet properly
Well?
Kea's are my favorite parrot senpaitachi
you guys should embrace the wonderful kea instead of the faggot kiwi desu
![Y39QvM2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qVIKaiI.png "Y39QvM2[1].png")
>>66478721
we will have to agree to disagree
>>66478771
Obviously Root. Maybe Buttler. Or possibly Roy.
>>66478729
collapse incoming m8
>>66478771
Devastating for whom?
bet sky are devastated they didn't send more people out to india now
>>66478771
Buttler
I just want to see Root lads
I WANNA SEE YOUR POOICIDE
I WANNA SEE YOU GIVE IT UP
>wearing your helmet in the dugout
you look like such a mug
Which format of the game is Root most effective in?
There was a poll a few games back about it but I missed the results
>all those bitter NZ shitposers gone silent
>7 runs from that over
>good for new Zealand
its still above the RRR, and england still have 10 wickets
>>66478771
None of the above.
GWAN ROY
>EASY WORK
>>66478646
>guys like Steyn at his prime, Amla, ABDV, Morkel, Kallis, Boucher and Smith being compared to McMeme, Boult, Williamson and Southee
lad
>>66478810
Gone to work.
>only a run a ball needed
Will england, dare i say it, fuck it up?
>>66478784
ur mum
>>66478810
I'm still shitposting. They probably went to bed its 5am
Is New Zealand white?
>>66478804
probably tests, hes got an excellent technique and seems to score runs everywhere against everyone
>kane, kohli, root, smith de kock is this generations lara ponting kallis Sachin sanga
>>66478771
Root for other teams
Roy for fans
>>66478824
POO IN LOO
>>66478828
4 aren't enough.
>>66478832
the south island is thank fuck
>>66478832
70%
15% maori
10% curries and chinks
5% coons
just as an estimate I have no idea what the exact numbers are
>>66478824
>champions trophy final v india
anything is possible senpai
>nz are currently 10/1 on PP
do i bet lads?
Roy blasting New Zealand as if he were a French spy on the Rainbow Warrior.
>>66478772
you coming over for chai, Rajni?
>>66478853
It's always safe to bet against England.
>>66478865
lel.
FFS Ronchi.
>calling him T.S
thats absolutely fucking based
>>66478865
At Headingley on the 1981 tour of England, Australia was in such a strong position at one stage of the third Test that bookmakers at the ground were offering odds of 500–1 on an England victory. These odds were flashed on the scoreboard during a break in the game and noticed by the Australian players. Lillee and Rod Marsh believed that the odds were so ludicrous that, via a third party, they each put a small wager on the outcome, later describing their actions as a "joke". Between them, they collected 7,500 pounds when England pulled off a comeback victory.[26] Both men openly discussed the incident and received no official censure or sanction, although some criticised their actions.[27] There has never been a suggestion that the bets compromised their efforts in the game. However, the issue has been re-examined in modern times following the match-fixing scandals that have plagued international cricket since the mid-1990s.
Hales needed to go
>>66478853
>collapsing on ishant sharma's bowling
kek
KEK
COLLAPSE
O
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>Fales
COLLAPSE
>>66478910
>losing Hales
>collapse
ok senpai
Honestly, getting Hales out was good for the team
>>66478886
#huhplease
>>66478902
i dont an aussie or kiwi would ever match fix, far too fucking proud of themselves
not like the fucking pakistanis
>you will never experience Joe's Root
>run-rate dips below 10
>>66478927
tobias funke?
>>66478909
i was in walkabout at the time, it was an awkward afternoon
>>66478931
Miss the whole Chris Cairns debacle?
>>66478931
Lou Vincent testified he fixed matches
Who /afl/ here?
https://youtu.be/Yc5OyXmHD0w
>>66478951
nah i kept a close eye on it, uncluding the whole lalit modi slander side of things but he was eventually found not guilty, i wonder how much of it was ICL related, i generally distrust the IPL and anything to do with it
McCullums testimony was pretty damning though
>>66478965
not anymore
Dubs for Roy century
hundreds of thousands of Brits are currently boarding planes to India
>>66478995
Coming home la
WALLOP
>NZ WILL BE IN FINALS LADS
>>66478965
Cucktorian here, just got home from picking my wife up from her friends Jamals house.
>>66479017
india won't either
>>66478262
>>66478274
I am not sure if you are being idiots or just trolling, but he said >dew
>>66478995
Judging by the crowds they're already there
>dominate a group full of 3rd world countries
>gets BTFO out by daddy
Never get too big for your boots, little boy.
>>66479029
Let people meme in peace
>>66479029
good goy
>>66478961
i was not aware of that, i am disappoint lou
>>66479027
never trusted india would, but NZ faggots were jumping like monkeys shouting "NZ will Win" lel
>That win predictor
I know it's not likely, but 1%?
>>66479059
the win predictor is rigged by ICC so that they can jew the betters out of their money.
>that winviz prediction
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>66479059
India had it at 100% despite needing more than 12 per over against the Aussies. The win predictor's bollocks.
>>66479059
No more than 2-3% I'd guess
\o/
Boo Beeland exposed?
>>66479070
>The win predictor's bollocks
this
>>66479069 was actually drawn from memory
>>66479070
but they won
and it was like 80 something %
>>66479070
Pretty sure it was 65/35 or 70/30 lad.
Trust me, we'll make this hard for ourselves
Expect us to lose three or four wickets yet
>>66479106
doesn't look likely with root playing shots like that
it is England though
>>66479029
http://strawpoll.me/7228539
http://strawpoll.me/7228539
http://strawpoll.me/7228539
http://strawpoll.me/7228539
http://strawpoll.me/7228539
>>66479122
Pepsi Max
>>66479106
lol, good shout
WELL PLAYED ROY LAD
>>66479122
fanta fruit twist bruv
PANIC
>>66479122
I chose not to vote
C O L L A P S E
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>5 an over needed
it would take something special to fuck this up
>>66479129
What's the difference between Pepsi max and regular pepsi?
>>66479122
>never had Mountain Dew
>>66479091
No. >>66479069 was Brisbane.
here we go
>>66479145
0 kj
It also tastes better
COLLAPSE IMINENT
>englel
Never fails tßh
>pooin morgan
>>66479140
Because you're a pleb
>>66479106
This cunt right here.
CHEEKY SINGLE MORGAN
>>66479143
Well our paddy has fucked it
>ENGLEL
wew
Kill your self Morgan
DROP MORGAN kek
