NJ:Cory Schneider (knee) hopes to play Thursday
CHI:Source: Crawford dealing with head injury
PIT:Pens will start Matt Murray against Sabres
MON:Habs' Gallagher hopes to play Thurs. or Sat.
BUF:Evander Kane (UBI) doubtful for Tuesday
SJ:Joe Thornton scores game-winner vs Kings
CAL:Sean Monahan nets game-winner vs Coyotes
CAL:Sam Bennett leads Flames to 5-2 victory
ANA:Corey Perry leads Ducks past Oilers
TB:D Victor Hedman posts goal and assist in win
TB:G Ben Bishop excels in 3-0 shutout over Leafs
WAS:Nicklas Backtrom grabs two points as Caps win
who was the rat
When will NA go to sleep?
Just want to know when the ded hours start
>>66475507
probably in about an hour
>>66475493
made my own thread on accident and now it won't let me delete it
also
>old news
baka senpai
SJ:Logan Couture's hat-trick paces Sharks to win
DAL:Jamie Benn scores two goals in win over NSH
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko scores in win over COL
MIN:Erik Haula extends point streak to nine games
NJ:Cory Schneider (knee) hopes to play Thursday
CHI:Source: Crawford dealing with head injury
PIT:Pens will start Matt Murray against Sabres
MON:Habs' Gallagher hopes to play Thurs. or Sat.
BUF:Evander Kane (UBI) doubtful for Tuesday
SJ:Joe Thornton scores game-winner vs Kings
CAL:Sean Monahan nets game-winner vs Coyotes
CAL:Sam Bennett leads Flames to 5-2 victory
>>66475507
I'll still be here for you binland
>>66475512
this is a cute picture
>>66475496
>>66475495
Leling irl desu.
How does /hoc/ always do it
>>66475506
That's Cook on Savard
cute picture general
>>66475531
>>66475531
>>66475530
Cook used to always do that shit. Everything he did was just barely not a penalty.
I'm a pongs fan though so I used to love it tbqh.
>>66475531
Voi hellan lettas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s041jUNbU1Ie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtAsrx4W50
so is colin campbell confirmed a tool
>>66475551
I hope he Karlssons' Crosby next faggot so you know how all the other teams feel about him.
>>66475531
Don't mind the faggy logo on the bottom, I don't even know why it is there
Gonna cry when he retires after this year TBQHWY
>>66475588
>300 Butts
>600 AIDS
>>66475584
Mirtle is such a fag. >laffs fans gobble his cock so hard
>>66475595
>French people
>>66475595
He used to argue with me a lot but he doesn't anymore, I think he blocked me
>>66475588
He will stay for another year. He likes working with Mantha.
>>66475588
1. Why would he not want an extra 5.5 million
1. 35+ contracts count against the cap even if the player retires. That's a 7.5M cap hit for the Red Wings, which would be a dick move
>>66475595
literally who?
I hope Canadians bandwagon the Wild during the playoffs.
The (Yous) power us
>>66475653
Have fun getting raped by Chiraq again.
>>66475672
That won't happen tho, but whatever stale memes are stale
>>66475678
Just like you didn't get swept last year Chubs.
Lel.
> Doug "Whine" Wilson
> Bob McKenzie of TSN tried to get Katy Perry banned
> McKenzie being a member of /hoc/ confirmed
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2778992-NHL0031593.html
John Lu Verified account
@JohnLuTSNMtl
#Habs Therrien in response to how many full practices Price will need before playing: "Le plus possible." ("As many as possible.")
>>66475758
kek
Which games are most likely to go into overtime/prolongation tonight?
>>66476034
Tonight? None probably desu. Flames will get meme'd on by the Ducks. Caps will blow out Philthy. Senators and Jets might I guess but they both suck dick.
>go to sleep when the Pongs were getting BTFO'd 3-0 by Buffalel
>wake up and it's 4-5
wat
Meme
>>66476506
Turpa kiinni
>>66476522
Vittu mä hakkaan sut
>>66476529
Sinä olet homo
>>66476532
Isäs oli ku sua teki sun mutsi raiskas sen
>>66476541
isäs oli Inva kun sua teki
>>66476557
>>66476570
>Average Finnish genes
>>66475584
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66476581
Success is in our genes
>>66475585
I have masterbated to this image one too many times
>>66476620
I've masturbated to picture of you too many times
I hope Vesey gets something broken by another player in his first game for Boston.
What a little cunt.
>rags
>>66476704
shit team
>>66476730
shit fans
Is kaalilaatikko as disgusting as it looks
Daily reminder caps will win the cup this year
>>66476779
It's cabbage casserole
>>66476797
That sounds pretty terrible tbqh
>>66476779
It's pretty good, you faggot
>>66476780
>craps
>>66476812
Shut up you stupid cuck. You eat falukorv glazed with arab semen.
>>66476803
Only underage think it's shit
>Swedes will try to educate you on food when those fucking neanderthals eat smörgåskaviar
>>66476820
>he's sitting at home, thinking about arab semen
>>66476831
>>66476831
>he's sitting at home, eating arab semen
>>66476826
>tfw I just had a sandwich with kaviar
>>66476845
--> >>66476844
No :)
>>66476819
>he doesn't have the wicker man as his ringtone
>>66476853
https://youtu.be/1oTEQf1d9Iw
They should play this every time Ovi scores 2bh
It's almost gaureenteed the 2 Finns will end up on a Canadian team.
>>66477079
i don't know who i should feel worse for
>>66477085
Well to be honest if the laffs got either Laine or Pulju I would be pretty happy. Probably even buy their jersey.
>>66477079
>>66477079
Bob McKenzie Verified account
@TSNBobMcKenzie
Jankowski's Providence College teammate Brandon Tanev, who is UFA, expected to sign today. Destination TBD but not believed to be VAN.
>>66477147
fuck off
>>66477186
>Hongcouver
>>66477193
excuse me?
I'm an edmonton fan.
say whatever meme for us you have. (i'm only here once a week, i don't know the new memes)
NHL has 10 years until bankrupt maybe more but not much
>>66477265
European superleague coming
Finally we can see real appreciation towards the game of hockey, instead of NHL's anti-winning communist system
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/kelly-unsealed-emails-show-an-nhl-in-midst-of-an-existential-crisis/article29419071/
>That is the image the league desperately does not want to portray – of a conglomerate pushing a group of half-shattered employees out onto the ice night after night to kill themselves by inches for the sake of entertainment. Mr. Shanahan seems to confirm that the worst rumours about hockey’s combat culture are a reality.
>a conglomerate pushing a group of half-shattered employees out onto the ice night after night to kill themselves
>to kill themselves
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN
this is all your fucking fault canada. the only people that watch hockey in the US actually like hockey so we don't bring this shit up. you pussies are going to fuck this up for everyone
>>66475585
>doesnt know about brazzers
>>66475595
That's twice as many aids virus than asses he's fucked.
>out of control
>>66477462
>They should be obvious to the NHL by now: Embrace the majority opinion
IF ENOUGH PEOPLE SHOUT SOMETHING IT MEANS ITS RIGHT
I don't even care about this concussion bullshit but this is such poor "journalism" canada youre fucked
>flyers sign ray emery right before they face holtby
top geg
>>66477658
>negrodelphia chimpers
explain finland
>7s
Wings most likely missing the playoffs
What the fuck went wrong? Was babby that good? Is blashill that bad?
Seriously. Almost everyone on the team is having a Career worst year, even zetterberg and datsyuk.
What the fuck is happening? Is it Holland's fault for signing shitty contacts
>>66476780
They better after dominating that hard and getting so many easy contracts
Who the fuck just gives away tj oshie like that?
>>66475493
did somebody say
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
>>66477658
DAS RITE WHITE BOI YOU AINT TYING BERNIE PARENT'S WIN TOTAL WIT ME IN NET
>>66477883
>rags
>>66477905
>rags
>>66477786
Swedish textbook made by swedes
>>66477812
Datsyuk is just a pane of glass senpai
>>66477926
is finnish textbook teaching your kids swedish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Wxm6hw8MA
campbell is cool in these emails. completely clean hit too
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/female-nhl-coach-question-not/
its that time of year again! is this duthtin's mother in law?
>>66478182
Why are people freaking out over the nhl being violent and dirty
It's been that way for nigh a hundred years
>>66477943
He's not but his stats don't back that up :(
Legit he's the only one trying out there, aside from the 4th line, but they aren't good enough
>>66478370
canadians are being willfully brainwashed
>>66477786
>>66477926
>>66477947
>KEKLAND
>Scribbles on waivers
praise
>>66478390
Easy there americage
>>66477812
Aging stars
Garbage defense
Young guys not as good as you thought
The only thing keeping the wings in was Larkin but he has cooled off and looks like another nyquist
I don't think coaching is really the problem, the wings barely made it last year
>>66478611
Tatar and Nyquist regressing instead of replacing Zetterberg and Datsyuk as the top scorers wasn't good either
>>66478687
>it's the buttblasted canadian
>>66478672
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LITTLE
CANADIAN
PENIS
>>66478738
>62%
>>66478792
Dude we're not much better
That's going to be dropping below 70% once the census is done this year
>>66478906
And what makes you think the Americans won't drop below 60%? You think it'll stay that way forever?
>>66478792
At least we have a chance to MAGA
You're stuck with the cuck for a while
>>66478906
76>62
And they are going to drop to 55
>>66478944
electing a menopausal lesbo won't help
>>66478944
Regardless of who wins it'll be just as fucking bad as twink Trudeau.
>>66478938
Oh I totally agree that America is going to drop like a rock as well.
It's just that we don't have much room to talk when Canada has been in an "immigrants are the best!" phase for the past few decades
>>66478987
Lets all just agree we're both fucked
>>66478987
> countries are doomed because brown people
Lol get out more, dude
Even if it's true, who fucking cares? Live somewhere else, you have complete freedom over your own decisions
How many games will Keith be suspended for?
>>66479216
>>>/reddit/
>>66479236
5-7
>>66479236
My guess is he will get the remainder of the season which I think is 5 games?
>>66479414
probably. would like to see him get one playoff game just because
>Jimmy Vesey reportedly choosing to sign with the bruins when he's a FA
Not entirely shocking considering he grew up a bruins fan.
>start watching show on netflix
>they take it off few weeks later
Looks like I'm stealing it
>>66479649
What show fám?
>>66479715
Nevermind netflix search function just stopped working a few minutes I guess but its there again. Oh well only 37 minutes til im done torrenting it fuck them. Its mad men.
>>66479792
JON HAMM DIES AT THE END
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He gets thrown off a building.
Non playoff teams
I laugh at the laffs
why so quiet hoc?
>>66480185
I'm playing old memes
http://games.kids.yahoo.co.jp/sports/013.html
>>66480185
Mad at Minnesota
>>66480169
>mfw
Which playoff team are you hoping wins?
I'm going with the sharks because while they are a huge meme and seeing them shork is just the best, I don't actually hate anyone on their team and their fans are just middle-of-the-pack faggots. Kind of like the lightning I guess.
>>66480204
Sorry anon my team is a playoff team
>>66480185
>Canada is rekt no playoffs
>Yuros are getting comfy in their beds
>One decent game today
>>66476253
>he's not aware that the pongs are winning the cup this year
Don't worry lad you'll realize it soon
>>66480204
flyers desu because GOAT jerseys
>>66480185
Did someone say memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXsiaRqpZZc
>>66479787
Keith now has 3 major headshots and 2 face hacks, as opposed to 4 fights
>in the Fights to Keithshots statistic
>Alexandre Burrows is several times greater than the man whose hair he pulled
>Boston
>Bruins
>>66480235
Keith confirmed for being a hack
How long of a gap is there between regular season and playoffs?
>>66480299
couple days usually. like 2-3
>rags
>rags
I think Canada is pretty fucking awesome. Can we please stop fighting, guys?
Fuck first overall I want the laffs to draft olli juolevi
>>66480590
>>66475530
It's funny how after that lockout in 2004 they preached to the fans that the game would be quicker, more open, and allow for smaller skilled players to succeed. Now that may have been the case for the first couple of seasons after, and they even managed to trick a few teams into drafting manlet forwards thinking that was the way things were going to stay, but the inconsistent penalty calling has thrown all that out the window. If they still called all the hooks, slashes, and grabs than those manlet players would still have a place in the league. But it seems they have a different agenda now, and it just so happens to favor the big California teams who rely on refs to call the game the way it is currently being called. I'm betting as soon as one of those teams becomes smaller, or if Las Vegas gets a team and is smaller, Bettman will pressure the refs to start calling more penalties again to open up space for the malets once again. If they would just add 2.5 ft on either side of the rink, then the game would be faster and much more difficult for the large players to slow down the small speedsters. It makes the trap much harder to play too.
>>66476822
Cabbage lowers your test, bruh.
>>66475551
Ever watch those HBO shows detailing each teams lead up to the winter classic? Refs give that little fucker a hard time. If he tries to complain to them about a call/none call, then they will just call him Cookie. "Shut up Cookie" "That's enough Cookie". Fucking hilarious.
>>66480623
Biannual reminder that casualties per capita in Iraq/Afghan for coalition contries had three tiers: Merica, UK/Can, others
>>66476042
>there's never upsets in the NHL
>the biggest parody league in all of sports
>>66476609
>it took a whole cast of good 'ol Canadian boys for Selanne to win the cup
>it took a whole cast of good 'ol Canadian boys for Kurri to win the cup
Finns ride on the backs of their betters.
>>66477147
>Brandon Tanev
Apparently the Jets signed him....they will also have Kyle Connor signed for next year. Their whole prospect pool is basically made up of NCAA players. Americans getting cucked by Canada's worst city.
>>66477305
Nobody over here will watch your "superleague". The NHL will go through a couple of lockouts every decade, but still continue to be better than any soccer on ice shit you can find over in Europe.
>>66477658
>ray emery
That niggers played on three different teams already this years, now four with the Flappers. His stats were mediocre in the AHL, and pretty shitty in the DEL. Why the fuck are the Flappers bothering with him? Is he really going to shiv Holtby/Ovie so the Flappers can get past round 1?
if the nogs in minnesomalia burn down that city and take their domestic terrorism over to st paul, would the wild still be allowed to play in the playoffs?
what would happen if a playoff team lost access to their home arena?
The Lightning will win the cup
>>66480954
they needed the goalie depth as both neuvirth and labarbera are out for the foreseeable future. afaik emery can't play in the playoffs as he was signed too late.
>>66480881
Who the FUCK would pick Winnipeg
>>66478182
I've said this before, they are pussifying the game. They have already basically removed open ice contact from the game. The only time a player can get away with it is if the player being hit gets up quickly. Players also turn their backs near the boards now so hitting them there is basically impossible without getting a game misconduct. You notice how bad its getting when you watch how many times players skate with their heads down through the neutral zone. They are just asking to be hit, but nobody ever hits them because they're afraid they will be ejected and given a suspension. What they should do is utilize the camera footage to make the right call on plays like that. The refs obviously made the wrong call on Letangs hit, so there should be a third ref watching the footage and he is allowed to veto retard calls like that.
>>66478299
It's true though. Not so much because they have "earned" it but just to appease public opinion. Burke most likely doesn't believe any female coach would do a good job, but that the way public opinion is going, a female coach will most likely happen a some point. Most likely will jump from being a meme female league coach to being an NHL coach too. And if Bettman thinks there's a large untapped female market, then he will rig the reffing to favor that team as well.
>>66478580
Not even news worthy tbqh. They are looking to free up roster space, and the only way to do that is to send him down, but he needs to clear waivers before that can happen. No team is even considering picking him up. But with that said, the Flyers did just pick up Emery, so weirder things have happened.
>>66478611
Larkin is still young. He could still become the top center for them going forward. He's their best hope at the moment anyways. Athanasiou has looked pretty good too. They definitely have the depth in young players, but unless Mantha blows up, they are still missing that top line talent.
>>66479236
Rest of the season, maybe the first round but probably only a few playoff games.
>>66479591
>Not entirely shocking
No, not entirely anything tbqh. Who the fuck is Vesey and why the fuck should anyone give a shit?
>>66481269
No idea he's just another highly ranked prospect. I think they had him as the 8th best prospect in the NHL.
>>66479818
It was a pretty good twist desu.
I'm still shocked that Pete and Roger turned out to be the MAD MEN.
>>66481209
I know I sound like the biggest hater but Larkin is the luckiest player I've ever noticed. Like half his goals are due to goalie incompetence
>>66481269
The next mike reilly
>>66480204
Bruins, because there is never any Bruins fans on here. Plus, the butthurt on /hoc/ would be great.
Will he be the best Minnesotan to play the game?
26 goals, 28 assists, 40 games played his freshman year for the best collegiate team in the world
>>66481304
>mike reilly
So just a depth player?
Literally nothing
>>66481323
Why aren't there any Bruins fans here anyway
They're a huge market, you'd think there would be a lot
>>66481377
The next Matt Martin
>>66475530
I can't wait for 2070 when all the players are seven feet tall and weigh 300 pounds
>>66481382
they're all too dumb to use computers
>>66481393
But anon, Boeser is 1st round talent that in hindsight would be taken in the top 5.
He's already broken Parise and Toews' college records
He'll probably win the NCAA championship this year. Not sure about Hobey Baker
>>66481404
You can play EASHL in the NHL games if you want to see what that looks like
>>66481323
There's a fuck ton of bruins fans but they only show up when they're good have you not been here before? /hoc/ hates them because they're so bandwagon
>>66481379
yea
>NCAA
How does it feel Canada?
How does it feel to be trash at your own sport?
>1993
>>66481457
I'm just going to wait until it's the future and there are farm teams on the moon tbqh
>>66481475
They are no where near as bad as LA or Pittsburgh or even fucking Chicago.
>>66481304
Since his great start teams began marking him tighter as well, and trying to get under his skin.
It would be interesting to see how he would be doing on a team with good/balanced goal scoring.
>>66481516
No bully, eh.
>>66481434
But he's tied with someone else for points? Two people broke the record in the same year? Must be a weak year.
>>66481516
Your points are so off base. How does the teams from our cities being shit correlate to our hockey ability? Considering we dominate the sport and are the majority on every team, I'd say it feels pretty good.
>>66481675
>1 9 9 3
>9
>9
>3
I wonder if canadian teams are, by percentage, more or less canadian than the rest of the league
>>66481675
Americans delude themselves into thinking they are good at hockey by pretending a team of mostly Canadians winning is an "American win"
>>66481644
Rookie records you dip
>encouraging country based shitposting
Getting real old
>>66481675
>replying to stale shitty old b8
>>66481728
Wild are mostly American and Yurosemens, especially for top end players
They'll win the cup.
>>66481734
it's master of chubs he always shitposts and pretends it isn't him doing it
>>66481751
It isn't. I've posted 3 times in the last hour and it all has to do with Brock Boeser. Get a grip you dip
>>66481751
proof >>66481747
Chubs is LITERALLY the only one delusional enough to think the mild ever have a chance at the cup and Canadians used to bully mild fans regularly especially when max was a tripfag
>>66481767
stop lying you autist
you shitpost here, shitpost in /cric/, you shitpost in NFL, NBA and even /asp/, you shitpost on /tv/ and i'm pretty sure /ck/ too
stop your rampant autism
>>66481769
These are my only posts
>>66481767
>>66481747
>>66481732
>>66481434
>>66481377
>>66481751
This
From now on we reply to country shitflinging with
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>66481706
Oh no! He's right, I'm so butthurt now...
>>66480204
>wins
>sharks
lel
>>66481727
Winnipeg has one of the larger percentage of Americans the most teams. Frogs and Vancouver would probably have the least Canadians on the team. Edmonton and Calgary would have the most, probably close to top in the league too.
>>66480687
It has nothing to do with location fag. Too many concussion happened when the game was open. And they don't want to end up like the NFL's situation.
>>66481899
maybe later tonight I'll look at teams' rosters and count players with 10+ GP
>>66481548
You keep saying that about pittsburgh yet I'm always here
>>66475531
what does this filename mean
>>66482217
The power of Pub's subs is back.
>rags
shit team
>laffs
>>66482387
>gimme the money and no one gets hurt
>>66477116
>>66477121
hivemind
in other news
PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME
>>66482414
Implying he isn't worth every penny
Implying Wild fans ever criticize Parise's contract
>>66482746
>Zach "moneybags" parise
>not incredibly overrated and overpaid
Fuck off chubs you fat pedo cuck
>>66482746
Chubbs do you purposely try and make us all look bad? Or are you actually handicapped mentally
>>66482919
Chubs or not do you actually have a problem with Parise on the team? It's what your post implies
>>66482979
No not at all. He's a great player, not 7 per great, maybe 5.5-6
>>66482994
Nahh, he deserves the 7 and not a penny less.
Jiri Huddler is a 5.6, Parise is a 7
>>66483004
This is why nobody takes you seriously chubs
>>66483004
He would deserve 7 million if the salary cap was 100 million
>>66483004
Look at the other players with 49 points. Thier contracts are like half of parise
>>66483097
b-but m-muh hat tricks
>>66483097
Pretty weak year tbqh. And his PPG are still high.
He came in clutch when it was needed
>>66483161
lol parise is not even close to worth 7mil per you fucking idiot. I would trade him as soon as i can
Percentage of Canadians on teams. Took way too much time making this up, but here it is. Some of the percentages are slightly lower than they should be due to injuries since I only considered the active roster.
Cucks 57% led by two Canadians
Pups 57% led by a Swede
Ruins 39% led by a Canadian
The Eichels 48% led by Jews
Flim Flams 65% led by an American
Sugarcanes 43% led by a Canadian (then a Swede, then a Canadian, then a Swede)
Blackcocks 30% led by an American and a Russian
Snowdrifts 57% led by 2 Canadians
BJs 43% led by an American
Sars 48% led by 3 Canadians
Wongs 35% led by a Russian and a Swede
McMemers 48% led by a Canadian meme
Kittens 52% led by a Czech and a Finn
Kongs 57% led by a Slovenian (followed by 6 Canadians)
Mild 43% led by a Finn and 2 Americans
Frogs 43% led by 2 Americans
Prehistoric Kittens 43% led by a Swede and a Canadian
Debbies 30% led by an American
Island Juice 61% led by a Canadian
>Rags 43% led by Rags
Snes 70% led by a Swede
Flappers 57% led by 3 Canadians
Pongs 39% led by two Canadians
Shorks 57% led by an American (followed by 2 Canadians)
Blose 61% led by a Russian
Sandwiches 35% led by a Canadian
Laffs 57% led by a Muslim
Cachinks 48% led by 2 Swedish sisters
Craps 39% led by 2 Russians and a Swede
Jest 30% led by an American
So by this it looks like the Cucks, Flappers, Island Juice, Kongs, and Blose have the best shot at winning the Cup this year. Craps, Blackcocks, and Sandwiches most definitely meme teams that will lose first to second round.
>>66481934
>It has nothing to do with location fag
What are even trying to say? Geographical location, or location of body contact? Both are retarded by the way.
>>66482387
>ywn see two players fight at center ice using their sticks
This sport is going down hill
>>66483004
>Hudler
>worth 5.6
>Paris
>worth 7
Minnesota in charge of keeping players salaries inflated.
>>66483384
you shouldn't have wasted your time typing the shitty fag names
>>66483384
>writing shitty meme names
JUST your own shit famalam
>entire Ovechkin line consisting of centers tonight according to Fanduel
SHENNANIGANS!
>>66483384
>Winnipeg
>30%
>canadian team
>Edmonton
>48%
>canadian team
>Montreal
>43%
>canadian team
>Vancouver
>48%
>canadian team
>>66483470
>>66483487
Anaheim 57% led by two Canadians
Arizona 57% led by a Swede
Boston 39% led by a Canadian
Buffalo 48% led by Jews
Calgary 65% led by an American
Carolina 43% led by a Canadian (then a Swede, then a Canadian, then a Swede)
Chicago 30% led by an American and a Russian
Colorado 57% led by 2 Canadians
Columbus 43% led by an American
Dallas 48% led by 3 Canadians
Detroit 35% led by a Russian and a Swede
McMemers 48% led by a Canadian meme
Panthers 52% led by a Czech and a Finn
LA 57% led by a Slovenian (followed by 6 Canadians)
Mild 43% led by a Finn and 2 Americans
Montreal 43% led by 2 Americans
Nashville 43% led by a Swede and a Canadian
New Jersey 30% led by an American
New York 61% led by a Canadian
>Rags 43% led by Rags
Ottawa 70% led by a Swede
Philly 57% led by 3 Canadians
Pittsburgh 39% led by two Canadians
San JOse 57% led by an American (followed by 2 Canadians)
St Louis 61% led by a Russian
Tampa Gay 35% led by a Canadian
Toronto 57% led by a Muslim
Vacouver 48% led by 2 Swedish sisters
Washington 39% led by 2 Russians and a Swede
Winnipeg 30% led by an American
Better?
>being upset at how a near billionaire decides to spend his money on for his real life "Be a GM" mode
>>66483541
Indeed, thank you:)
>>66483541
yes and now that you get rid of all the extra spaces I can actually read it. thanks this is pretty cool
>>66483535
Winnipeg is still suffering from Atlanta's miss management which drafted way too many Americans and Europeans.
Vancouver thinks Swede's are good.
Montreal and Edmonton just have a shit ton of injuries. Both would be over 50% otherwise.
>>66483384
>being this unable to handle the bants
>>66483596
Oh, that's right. Didn't think about their past as Atlanta.
>too many Americans and Europeans
How many teams with at least 50% canadians have a chance at winning the cup this season?
>Vancouver thinks Swede's are good.
With swede you will succeed
>Montreal and Edmonton just have a shit ton of injuries. Both would be over 50% otherwise.
Alright, fair enough
Someone tell me a good hockey non meme joke
>>66483671
what do the leafs and the titanic have in common?
>>66483671
What did the Finn say after he was drafted?
benis
>>66483642
The ploff teams with over 50% Canadians are Anaheim, LA, St. Louis, >rags, San Jose and Philadelphia
Out of those teams, Anaheim and LA have the best chance at the Cup this year
~~~NEW PROJECTED OILERS TOP 6's~~~
Draisaitl - McDavid - Stamkos
Hall - Malkin - Matthews
Whitney - Potter
Belov - Nikitin
Aulie - Ference
Shooter tutor
Scrivens
>>66483686
kek
>>66483671
>>66483703
now thats what i call meme
>>66483691
Correction, replace >rags with Islanders
>>66483671
>>66483682
they both look good until they hit the ice!
>>66483712
lol, bitch got rekt
>>66483712
BLOWN THE FUUUUUCK OUT