My roommate likes to look at my computer when he gets back to the dorm and seemed excited that me, an American, was watching cricket (was browsing /sp/ and watching a WebM; he is an international student from India). He invited me to the cricket club's casual 15 over game that evening to try playing.
Of course, I dominated. I lit them up, getting 100 runs on 50 balls. I then dismissed all 10 of their batsmen with golden ducks.
thanks for reading
>>66474267
>dorm
>the city of this kid born in 1997
>it's an American tries miserably to get (You)s from Australians by posting some "hurr durr big strong american" shit story episode
fuck you OP
>>66474360
>Street-shitter detected
OP is an alpha that cucked a bunch of smelly pajeets at their own game. What does that have to do with Australia?
That was very big and strong of you
just top edged one to fine leg lads
please keep playing our sports
>>66474267
PLEASE
The game is so easy, I hit like 3 sticks with one pitch and won the game.
tickled one down to long-stop lads
just drove one to mid-wicket lads
just moved my third slip to silly midwicket lads
just fired up a Durham save in International Cricket Captain lads
just ramped one down to long leg lads
just got an email from Woolworths lads
just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
just adjusted my leg side catchers lads
just got a nightwatchman plumb with my googly lads
just fished at one outside off lads
just blew out my pluggers while walking to maccas lads
just pulled out a reverse dilscoop against a part time chinaman lads
just hooked some 125 kph chin music lads
just set a field with seven slips and a gully lads
Stop calling stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore
just called some wog lads
Righto mate it’s like this, you’re havin’ a sunday sesh gettin fuckin’ maggot with the boys, havin’ a right piss up and it’s fully sick. Davo and Stevo are settin up the barbie to cook some snags but ya fuckin’ gas bottle’s carked it! Bazza’s like who’s keen for a maccas run but you had maccas for brekky and Tommo had it this arvo. Then Archie, the fuckin’ mad cunt he is, goes hey boys I’ll be DD, piles us into the commodore (SSV cuz he’s on big mobs of cash doin FIFO) and we all cruise down to Nandos for a feed.
just took a hattrick on my birthday lads
>>66475718
>meme now has BSA endorsement
based
Just slashed one between 3rd slip and gully lads
just punched a square cut through the vacant point region lads
>>66474267
No fucking surprises there. Remember their top XI is picked from over 1 billion people, and its just below the AusGOD team picking from 20 mil.
Random indians in burgerland are guaranteed to be complete shit that 11yr old ausGODS could beat
just flicked one off my pads for a four lads
just french cut it down to fine leg lads
just swept it to deep square leg lads
Just played a cover drive to backward square lads
just got bowled round my legs while playing a front foot defensive shot down the line of the fourth stump lads
Just went for a cheeky sweep and played onto my stumps lads
just got clean bowled by an inswinging yorker lads
>>66475742
>DD
>not deso
fucking sepo
Having an indian roomate AND watching cricket? Nice one phaggot
Just ran one down to long on lads
just got swooped by a magpie lads
You aussie niggers just JUST five seconds to convince me, a based american, to watch your """""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66479534
PLEASE
>>66479534
WATCH
>>66479534
OUR
CRICKETS COMING HOME
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
POO PEELAND REVERTED TO PENAL COLONY STATUS
just watched the 3rd episode of daredevil lads
>>66476425
Lots of poo in loos at our unis, not surprising honestly
