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Old thread: >>66453935
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thanks for the tip reddit :^0
Hopefully Euan and Albania both keep tipping on TT and blogabet as they are doing currently.
Then by the end of April we can see who is truly the shrewdest.
>>66468963
Large on Euan
>>66468963
how 2 join tt
>>66468866
Why do you keep making a thread as soon as we hit 500 posts?
>>66469086
go to the website and click sign up
>>66469117
Maybe so they stop getting deleted
>>66469117
Page 6 and fresh OC. Would die/shit American OP about basketball if I didnt
>>66469245
Why can't I follow you on TT?
>>66469292
Not giving me much to work with there.
>>66469340
It literally wont let me click follow. I have it with a few other tipsters too. Gonna make a new account.
>>66469383
Just refresh the page a couple of time and try again. The website is shitte
>>66469188
newb here what is the website
>>66469383
you need to verify your email
>>66469383
I get that when I try to post a tip but got back to change things. Just need to refresh and it usually works. They must have a glitch with their buttons.
>>66469444
reddit.com
>>66469462
hello euan
>>66469444
TipsterTube
lads...
So if Brazil lose this will they be knocked out the Cup?
Feels bad for my bankroll (which is on this)
but great for bants
brazil fucking me over a 2nd time. shouldve learned from their last fuck up
>>66469584
>So if Brazil lose this will they be knocked out the Cup?
erm no
>>66469556
what are euan and albanias usernames?
>>66469609
I meant not qualify
>>66469618
Euan is t4tw
Albania is eastconnect, but he uses blogabet not TT.
>>66469647
Long way to go yet m8.
>>66469584
Not at all. League table with 10 teams playing total, top 4 auto qualify, 5th gets a playoff against Asian playoff qualifier.
This is only the 6th match of 18 so still a very long way to go and even then they only need to finish top half to qualify since they should piss on the Asian plaayoff qualifier if they only make it to 5th.
>>66469647
Still no
>>66469569
How much is that?
>>66469604
They still have PTSD after the Goalocaust, it'll take them longer than Israel to recover from what your country did to theirs
>>66469723
>>66469707
Fuck me that really is long.
Now I get why everyone hates international breaks. They're shit for betting too.
>>66469887
>'ll take them longer than Israel to recover from what your country did to theirs
Israel wasn't really affected by the Holocaust, on account of it not existing you melt
>>66470050
They're great you heathen just usually there are one or two bets you hype yourself up for and either bookies don't carry or you do it all wrong.
Still plenty of great games between shit tier nations that frequently end up priced wrong though.
Reminder tipped Paraguay dc and was laughed at by a clueless brit
welp there goes my brazil bet
Kuznetsova PLEASE
Colombian kids well on top of USA
>>66470623
i chickened out and cashed out most of my stake pre-game
>>66470720
Almost did the same because of those TT tipsters. Sweating HARD atm tbqhwy.
>>66470686
score as I'm staking, literally can't win atm zzzz
Literally can't stop rebacking Mexico
>>66471483
@1.18? Pls start a TT.
>>66471483
-2.0AH?
>>66471532
The handicap you bellend
I don't think I can handle this rollercoaster much longer.
Should I just cash out the Kuznetsova stake before it's too late?
>>66470455
That was me, sheep faggot
>>66471660
looks like shes got an edge
>tfw Chiefs +5 didnt win
>>66469569
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH
>>66471723
She has played twice as much as Makariva in Miami. She started strong but she's already tiring. If she takes set 1 I'll STRONGLY consider the cash out.
>>66471800
k e k
K e k
K E K
Kuznetsova PLEASE I'M BEGGING
>>66471800
How much is that? If Kuznetsova doesn't win I'll probably off myself. Or worse ban myself from 365.
>>66472025
12,000 US Dollars
>>66471800
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>66472025
IMAGINE betting on a coin toss low-ranked womens tennis match where whoever breaks at the wrong time, otherwise known as who makes the most unforced errors wins.
>>66472131
My god are you ok?
thanks whoever recommended under for the cavs game
>>66472188
Not only that, but neither have an ass so it's not worth watching.
>>66472194
Not me thankfully but I would imagine our friend is not ok
>>66472025
it doesnt look too good bro
>Based latinos
P
ERA
N
A
L
Fuck me Kuznetsova is worse than I imagined.
CANNOT SPAKE
man your idea was right to bankroll makarova instead. better odds, too pmsl
>>66472419
>>66472419
That's women's Tennis for ya
I can still save 44% of my stake. Convince not to cash it out then bankroll Makarova @1.36 to break even.
>>66472554
Just stop.
You made a bad bet, handle it.
>>66472436
Got the youube link to it?
>>66472600
On 365
>>66472554
shes favorite to win the 2nd set, shouldnt the cash out go up again?
>>66472600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXDjHqDRxB8
>>66472637
I mean the cannot spake video, it's mackers isn't it?
nope nevermind, shes fucking terrible
>>66472656
47% atm. But really it's whatever I'm mostly fucking around I have no more than $250 on it I can deal with that. I'll go through with it and hope for a miracle.
>>66472600
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
>>66472744
Praying for you leafbro, hopefully the break and get broken back immediately women's tennis meme holds true
>>66472744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdE-BZoB9SA
gl bro
>>66472881
Well that hit close to home...
>>66472786
kek thanks, friendo
>>66472834
ever seen a wild dingo bro?
>>66472786
The ending gets me everytime
Mexicans making lyfe comfy
>>66473293
This desu. Easy money.
>>66473372
You doing any more Handies?
I can handle the loss of money but not the way it's happening.
>>66473440
Gonna sweat on O10 corners @2.37
>>66473440
Yes.
going to put massive sums on warriors ML at halftime
cant stop wont stop winning
>women
>composure under pressure
>>66473561
I can't handle it brother.
>Trusting Mexicans
The rollercoaster never ends.
taking wizards +12.5 inplay @1.95
4th q starting now. wiz looking good
>>66474454
>4 4th qtr points so far
Sutton United @ 3.5
Truro @ 1001
DEGEN ALERT>>66474889
>>66474889
>>66475167
The absolute madman
>>66475167
>tfw reminds me of the 1 yard line interception that I had 5k on in SB xlix
although
>trusting casv without lebum with your money
should've hedged when lead dropped to 10 desu
Just lost $400 playing poker
Should I put $1k on vitality [email protected], to cover my losses?
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I SAID ALL SIX HOME TEAMS WOULD WIN IN CONCACAF
WHY DIDN'T I PUT ANYTHING ON IT?
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>66475686
Fug I almost put money on it, but I didn't have the brass balls.
Yuan Sijun, Stuart Bingham, Marco Fu, Judd Trump to win their matches in today's snooker.
Yuan Sijun's odds of winning are wayyy out, so accumulate these 4 for a nice return.
Alternatively, if it's available, bet on Marco Fu of making a break of 100 or more - he did it 3 times yesterday in 5 frames.
>>66475686
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I SAID GERMANY WOULD BEAT BRAZIL 7-1 IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL
WHY DIDN'T I PUT ANYTHING ON IT?
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>66475615
You'll regret it if you don't
>>66475615
don't think fnatic got the meme magic this season
ROX tigers looking like they're gonna get 0-2'd by KT because they've already clinched n1 seed
maybe worth a cheeky punt on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku7TdLeEGsQ
INVISIBLE
FIRE
OH YEAH
>>66475858
oh fuck, this isnt even the motorsport thread
i'm sorry
>>66475860
Gee wiz
>>66475858
>>66475860
mouse -3.5
faze -6.5
envy -4.5
fnatic -6.5
nip +3.5
astralis -4.5
is THE bet
>>66475686
Meh, i went really safe this time. Easy money though
Gonna place my first ever bet this weekend lads
>im 26yo
>>66476080
following tips posted here, plus that albania blokes stuff, I have achieved a profit of +110% with an additional 50% profit reinvested in todays bets.
you can make good yield if you use people tips + common sense
also, a team is 3-0 up @ half time (soccer)? BET ON THEM TO SCORE NEXT
>>66476087
How often do you lose?
How do you generally know which tips are good?
>>66476080
whats the bet?
>>66476087
You've forgotten the golden rule lid. 3 goals in the opening 15 minutes means over is THE bet
>>66476122
That too.
need money like zink + magnesium combo right before sleep
>>66476153
wrong bread
sorry lads
>>66476149
Remember to take it on an empty stomach and to stay away from dairy products before taking for best results
If the score is 0-0 at half time, what's the bet?
>>66476192
Depends on the match you spaz
Aussie women are going to wreck our poor girls
>>66476196
No need to be a cunt, I'm just trying to learn. I've never really bet on football.
>>66476192
U7.5 normally
>>66476204
Heaps of cunts on /bet/
Better get used to it if you're going to ask daft questions
Recommend you lurk for a while
>>66476161
>tfw you accidentally take zinc on an empty stomach
Horrible, horrible feel
>>66476216
Thank you
>>66476222
Thank you too
>>66476228
Trippy dreams if you do it before bed brah
>>66476161
>eternal anglo trying to kill me
>yesterday philiphines basketball game 7-1 team blows double digit lead and lose
>today 14 point lead is blown and guy who makes a 3 with 1 second left getting fouled to tie game
>can't make the free throw
no idea how people can bet on these foreign leagues, seems like entirely lotto shite
>>66476087
>wymmyns team scored 5 in the first half
>ON
>FT 5-0
>FUG
>>66476158
/heem/ is never in a wrong thread. Sanchez is unstoppable and the judges love him.
>>66476257
>3-0 up
>wymmyns team scored 5 in the first half
there's your problem
>>66476257
does happen sure but its pretty rare that a team winning by a ton wont score at least one more.= given an entire half to do it. It happens so much.
>>66476252
UNREAL VALUE
never use logic and go for value.
>>66476266
W..where?
>>66476271
Yeah, you're right. I watched a bit of it, it was absolutely disgusting. Top league in Norway and they play like a 12 year boys team.
Wong Tai Sin
Under 5 at odds no less than 1.7
>>66476286
can't even watch this coin flip, not even some bootleg streams that are viewable in burgerland
they don't even show the score by quarters in the main pba website baka
>>66476287
5-0 instead of 3-0
j-just m-meme'ing, don't mind me
>>66476266
but then again looking at Monday's Mogi Mirim vs Novorizontino, surely the odds of this happening can't be good enough for this to bring income in the long run. But what do I know, I don't bet nearly as much as others in this thread.
Under 4.75
Odd 2.38 Ladbrokes
LARGE SPESHIAL BUBBLEGUM EDITION!
still some value in Lacko beating the literally who Quinzl in the tennis @ 1.44 365
>>66476300
same with:
Plymouth vs York
Hayes & Yeading vs Maidenhead
on the same day
My point being this doesn't seem to work consistently enough to work in the long run, but then again this might just be an exception to the rule. If you're really keen enough on this, do some research on your own and find the % so you can see if the odds given by the bookie are worth it for you to take the bet.
>>66476329
Watching the games should help you judge if its likely to happen, or match stats for the truly lazy and risky among us
>>66476335
Or that.
Just saying that in situations like this, I wouldn't trust any "concrete" straightforwardly worded theories like "3-0 up at HT" that can be put into action in betting
Wong Tai Sin Reservers to win the game at odds 1.55
FONBET SPESHIAL!
>>66476352
yeah you're rigjht, probably shoudl have said simply to check out next goal scorer and overs if you see a team thrashing someone in the 1st half, no concrete claims.
i know >wimmens tennis and all, but kerber @ 1.80 is unreal value
>>66476397
why? on anyway
>>66476428
What odds you took? You got a fonbet account?
Just value odd according to my model.
>>66476428
Because rball like every single other tip he posts about
>>66476436
I wish, managed to get the 1.55 on bet365 which was up for a sec. Thanks for the shout <3
on -2 from here @1.8 because why not
>>66476397
judge
>>66476443
>>66476428
222222222222
>>66476296
>>66476301
Worried?
>>66476451
Nope. Value is value friendo.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12049861/wong-tai-sin-reserves-v-southern-district-reserves
>>66476300
>5-0 instead of 3-0
>j-just m-meme'ing, don't mind me
O..okay, senpai. My regards to Vivian teeth brushing giffer if you see him.
ROSSY
O
S
S
Y
BETTY
E
T
T
Y
>>66476459
Pmsl, back to the call centre! Tears!
>>66476569
>centre
>>66476449
3333333333333
been rebacking -2 from 0-1 onwards, nice to have a lotto shite winner for once
>>66476582
Ends 5-1 imho.
small on 5-1 CS at odds 5.00
>>66476583
Pmsl what a pathetic little man covering every possiblity in the match. I can't wait until you get hauled back in by the job centre to explain why you've been absent from your call centre job.
>>66476599
>every possiblity
PMSL.
Slug.
>>66476599
>he didnt get on
Albania GOBBLED up by Rossy.
>>66476301
>under 4.75
LOST
>>66476296
>under 5
LOST
>>66476459
>under 5.5
LOST
Tears!
kinda feel bad because i pulled out after going large on kuznetsova. should have just stayed on like that canadian dude but i was too much of a pussy. ; ;
Albania has the worst record on unders in Hong Kong reserves.
Scottish highland - Forres Mechanics @2.30
&
Scottish lowland - Sterling Uni HT/FT @2.20
>>66476622
What a sad little man you are tbqh.
Tears!
5555555555555555555555555
UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
>>66476627
>Sterling
Pmsl, tip disregarded. Back to college, little boy!
>>66476397
>5-1, betting halted
You absolute madman. Kicking myself for not reading that earlier.
>>66476623
It was too sweaty to have large sums on
>>66476626
Now if someone would bet the overs in those matches, he'd be a rather wealthy man
>>66476634
I'll test your fuckin chin boyo
need two more Wong Tai goals pmsl gone too deep
Been martingaling unders all game, need one hell of a hold
>>66476671
at least one more corner to get my RT9 corners @4.5
please
for me?
>>66476632
unders was really bad m8
>>66476724
Give me a break, Hans. I can't win ALL bets.
5-1 looks good. Odds were 5.00 at the time of tipping.
Need a manipulation a la Rossy like AIR
fucking hell, why do teams always score when i want to place my bets ; ;
Smashed the Ireland U17-0.75 price all by myself pmsl
>>66476712
>>66476671
want to fucking die, why do i ALWAYS do this
feel so numb, edge of tears but none are coming out
>>66476736
fair enough
>>66476760
need assisted suicide like AIR
>>66476736
but it was a LARGE m8
>>66476736
What a surprise that you lose Asian bets and win bubblegum ones.... almost as if... you're s fraud like Euan
>>66476760
awww tears friendo!
Imagine not being on Ireland U17 pmsl
>>66476794
not even down, just breaking even
would have made hundreds if there was one more corner in 20mins
>>66476583
>small on 5-1 CS at odds 5.00
IN. 5-1 FT.
>>66476622
Tears lid, 5-1 won. You seem to have forgotten to update us on that :)
>>66476785
Awww tears friendo!
>>66476785
Please don't lump me in with a man who tips unders in HK reserves. Thanks
>>66476816
Tears.
Who is on Yuan Sijun?/
>>66476816
>>66476823
You are both incredibly tedious dullards with delusions of grandeur and serious personality disorders.
Friendly reminder that I have a 26% YIELD on Blogabet, after 17 tips.
All verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>66476836
At least they tip stuff though
>>66476813
My nan could tip bubblegum winners in Hong Kong reserves pmsl. What happened to you criticising Euan for tipping bubblegum bets yesterday? Short memory
>>66476836
Back to psychology class you spotty faced college kid.
>>66476839
what are your intentions anyway?
>>66476830
yeeeeee
>>66476566
underrated post
>>66476860
>>66476850
I only use Bet365 to tip on Blogabet out of the bubblegummy bookmakers, which is quite a solid book.
No Fonbet, Mybet, Marathonbet specials in there.
Only Bet365 and Asia.
>>66476856
Track my bets in real time, school Euan and /bet/ how betting is done etc.
>>66476849
Albania 'tips' are just complete pixel punts, Euan's are marginally better and show a slight bit of shrewdness but they are the two biggest contributors to the shitposting and terrible quality of /bet/ threads.
>>66476879
There would be no /bet/ without us
>>66476892
It's quite a pleasant place when you aren't posting actually.
>>66476892
I mean Euan I like you and everything but the threads are just as good, if not better, when you're banned
>>66476876
Yeah hahaha
>>66476878
Not a solid book at all, accounts get limited really quick.
>>66476892
ikr, i upvote every single one of your posts
>>66476940
Not always tbqh, you need to know how to use it. At least they pay.
>the one game i bet on gets ruined by a penalty
should have just stayed in bed today.
>>66476985
are you a neet or what
HAHA not on Ireland
>>66476993
nah, finishing my master studies this year
>>66477007
nice, 2nd semester here lel
3 days.
>>66477029
shaking, thousands on
>>66477029
What have I missed
>>66477069
Well in that case, betfair a shit
>>66477096
Or they saw the error and fixed it, either way, tears for you
San Severo +0.5 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (0-0)
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12050788/progreditur-marcianise-v-san-severo
>>66477208
PMSL.
Rebacking.
>>66477208
Pmsl rball babby does it again!
>>66477162
I can't see the event, betfair a shit. I mentioned it at the time anyway, but good luck to you all. E sports are risky
>>66477232
Please have sex
>>66477263
*slurp slurp*
Pmsl, such a strange little man.
kazan doin work in the vtb youth league, pleasently surprised
>>66477281
Remember to take your vitamin d so you don't end up like this guy.
>>66477232
Pmsl, line now at 0 from +0.5
VALUE
A
L
U
E
>>66477292
Pmsl the bet is losing, you utter wetwipe.
>>66477302
Would LOVE to test your chin tbqh.
>>66477292
Taking a leaf out of the Euan Park Book of Excuses with that gem
>muh beating the line
Tears!
>>66476752
>>66476801
zzzzzzzzzz Asia too easy these days, it's amazing how people like Albania/Euan are still unable to profit there.
>>66477312
Please let this be a meme
so much on Hammam Sousse
>>66477379
GREASY SIXTH FORMER EASTER HOLIDAYS SLUG MUG ROAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>66477430
Weird little man.
pmsl
based bangkok glass
Too much on Cruz. Eating dust for a few months if he doesn't win the nomination pmsl.
>>66477569
Still can't tell whether this is a really shit meme or a really clueless little man
>>66477583
No memes here pal
>>66477412
HUP
hope somebody got on, had no time to do a writeup
LIVE Aversa Normanna v US Siracusa
Aversa Normanna +0.25 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (0-1)
>>66477597
This loses btw
newfriend to /bet/
Is this >>66474889 the most anyone has lost here?
Please say yes
>>66477820
It's the most somebody has pretended to lose.
>>66477441
Begging you to have sex.
