Starts in 15 bings, live from Asunción
>Paraguay starters
J. Villar
P. Da Silva
Pablo Aguilar
M. Samudio
G. Gómez
N. Ortigoza
R. Ortiz
E. Benítez
D. Lezcano
D. González
Jorge Benítez
>Brazil starters
Alisson
João Miranda
Dani Alves
Filipe Luis
Gil
Willian
Renato Augusto
Luiz Gustavo
Fernandinho
Douglas Costa
Ricardo Oliveira
HD STREAM
>>66467745
based conejo getting a hatty
cap this
>>66467716
>no david luiz
It's about time.
>no david luiz
you might win tonight brazil!
Honestly think Paraguay will win / draw
Will Dunga ever forgive Thiago Silva
>>66467971
Nope. He gave Ronaldinho Gaucho a bad time ion the NT simply for dribbling him in his final year as a player. Motherfucker holds grudges way too easily.
Firmino wouild fit right in that line-up. Jonas would be better.
>tfw Dunga calls Ricardo Oliveira based on stats, ignoring that Santos beat the record of penalties suffered last year
>no hulk
>no david luiz
finally, a game I can watch
>>66468035
>people actually believe this
>>66467716
Based Gordo Ortigoza will score
>>66467945
>this post
>this flag
Where is Lucas "A2 do Paulistão" Barrios?
Where the fuck are the lights in this stadium?
cheeky stamp in the first minute
let the murderball (or dungaball if you want) begin
>ricardo oliveira
thats the worst BR team ive seen for a while
http://globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/futebol-internacional/jogo/29-03-2016/paraguai-brasil/
STREAMS FOR THE STREAM GOD
>>66468357
thank you
>>66468357
We know.
>>66468357
More news at 11.
so T. Silva isnt called up and Gil from chinese league is better than marquinhos
interesting
Marcelo never plays for Brazil
>>66468357
>>66468424
Dunga is actually retarded, no joke
>>66468424
Gil is like our Black Gamarra, he is fucking good.
>>66468351
The same guy who was at Atletico Madrid about 8 years ago??
>>66468439
He'd rather play for Madrid than Brazil.
>>66468424
#kek
>Roque Santa Cruz is still playing
VAI CORINTHIANS
>>66468474
who wouldnt
>>66468471
Sevilla I think.
>>66468474
thats why they made him vice captain i suppose
>>66467716
>no Vagner Love
Not worth my time.
Reminder that we almost exterminated the Paraguayans some centuries ago.
>>66468439
muh pre-clasico "injury"
>>66468494
vai cancer inclusao digital
>>66468471
I think it's been longer than that, like closer to 10 than 8
>>66468546
He's too busy fucking white women
>>66468554
there is an ebin meme for everything
>>66468554
Good. I'll watch that game.
FORA DUNGA !!!!!!!
IMPEACHMENT JÁ!!!!
>>66468577
Fuck off retard.
>Be Brazil
>Lose 7-1
>mfw no more elite in football
>>66468439
he does, Marcelo's injuried.
but day after day Dunga seems to be copying Simeone
>>66468424
actually not as bad as calling Oscar (and Kaká, who later got injured) over Lucas Moura
>>66468554
Excuse my ignorance, but why the fuck did you along with Argentina and Uruguay go to war against a meme country like Paraguay?
>>66468654
Because they started it by invading everybody.
Plus we did all the work.
>>66468654
Political shit, England told us that was a good idea.
>>66468654
theres more in the world than oil
is this your b team? there is no neymar coutinho thiago silva sideshow bob etc
>>66468636
>be brazil
>have 5 (five) world cups
>>66468654
Paraguay wanted to expand into Rio de la Plata.
Brazil and Argentina were in the way.
>>66468647
At least Romario will be president one day.
>>66468654
"The brits made me do it". They were actually expansionist at the time and tried to take some of our land or something like that.
who /rooting for Paraguay/ here?
>>66468654
fuck off, this is a sports board
>>66468678
false
>>66468691
>sideshow bob
pls no
>>66468678
>memes
>>66468651
why no robinho?
>>66468691
We sold them all to China to play for their NT.
>>66468732
well at the time the list was made Marcelo was out and Danilo was being improvised as left-back.
Didn't Marcelo tell dunga he was injured?
>>66468654
>be Solano López
>want mar
>force your way into it
>there's Argentina, Uruguay and Brazil in the way
>da brits finance a counter op
>get utterly annihilated
>forever irrelevant thereafter
>>66468771
you what
Oh shiiiiiit
alisson is my bf
>SAVE
on the ropes here
ALLLIIISSSOOOONNN
I KNOW THIS WORLD IS KILLING YOUUUUUU
OH, ALLLIIISSSOOOONNN
>>66468775
how comes Paraguay have exit to the sea? I know nothing about our country history.
DAMN
This team is so shit right now.
>taking heat from paraguay
is this truly the lowest point in our NT history?
>alisson doing miracles
I think that god wants that be done.
>>66468860
Take severe heat from paraguay or
>7-1
what's worse?
>>66468860
u serious, m8?
fucking paraguay you should be winning
>>66468860
Oh no, first time out of the Wold Cup is the lowest point.
this could well be the worst brazil team ive ever seen
>>66468775
>>da brits finance a counter op
stop forcing this shit
British banks (not british government) lent money to all sides. So did French banks and American banks. War is expensive.
>>66468853
Never had it, never will.
DANIEL
Ahit goal damn almost
What the fuck
>>66468853
They don't, they tried, they got genocided.
Simple as that.
Inetresting fact: we never lost any conflict in all our story.
Fuck this keeper
remember when man shitty paid £20m for rocky santa cruise and he went on to play for them 20 times in four years
this is what happens when david luiz isnt here
just admit it you need him
is hermano de jorel the best cartoon hues ever come up with? or the only one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n0KktaQjVI
>>66468942
If D Luiz was there it would be 7-1 already.
>>66468952
Both answers are true.
>>66468942
Never!!
>>66468894
cringe cringe CRINGE
>>66468942
What ya doing in France, my fellow Hue?
Is Brazil even going to the next World Cup?
>>66468938
they paid even more for balotelli, dzeko, bony, etc... I think a 12 yo kid is running their transfer board.
>douglas bosta
Seven years and Brazil still doesn't have a midfield worth shit
>>66468988
honestly, why bother?
>>66468988
Michel Temer will make the NT great again tbqh
>>66468988
I honestly hope not.
I would love to see what happens, first time in history.
Do Neymar still play?
>>66468988
>go to the world cup
>another 7x1 happens
wew
>>66468988
prepare to watch massive refball if either us or Argentina are at risk of not qualifying.
>>66468988
Nope, and I hope so.
>>66469040
Most boring World Cup ever.
>>66469004
>>66469046
He got himself suspended on purpose. He doesn't want to play for dunga
alisson is a girl's name
>>66469030
tbqh do you even know what tbqh means?
TROLLBAR
>>66469114
Anata wa baka desu senpai
>esse colorado autista neet 24h/d bosteando no spee
>>66469102
you're a girls name
>ricardo oliveira
>>66469073
Nah, even the last one wasn't even great.
Last good one was in Germany tbqh.
>>66469087
Thanks for proving his point.
>>66469102
wouldn't that be Alidaughter?
>denied by the goalkeeper's big white skinny friend
>>66469102
yes
he is a trap
>Ricardo Oldliveira
go guay bro! you can do it!
>>66469195
Shut up provincia rebelde.
>>66469157
Neymar > Ronaldo
COME ON DUNGA WIN SO TITE WILL STAY AT CORINTHIANS
>>66469157
at least it isn't hulk
hey paraguaibros what do you guys think about Romero and Balbuena?
Ortigoza doesnt seem really fit
Benitz pls score
>>66469219
I fucking h8 corinthians, but damn Tite at NT would be great.
Rei do Mate is awful
>>66469195
shut up Brazilian rigtful clay
>DUNGA
>Douglas bosta
>>66468424
Fuck Thiago Silva and fuck Marquinhos, whatever playing in i surrender league in the most stacked team ever.
Even then they still managed to let Vagner Love score , what the fuck.
Fuck off we are shit but we have better defenders than overhyped ligue 1 trash
i would rather play Lucão then Thiago Silva, atleast Lucão doesn't cry when he fucks up
and what the fuck Marquinhos?he never played 1 full game and people think he is the next Beckenbauer.
>>66469219
this
>>66469217
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP
>>66469207
>we'd have nerman, suarez and cavani in the attack and an actual superb defence
>>66469219
After that shit about puting Felipão instead of Tite that'll ever become true.
They hurt Tite's feelings.
>>66469263
Muricy is objectively better tbqh
Dooglash Costa is playing like shit tonight
>>66469263
>hates corinthians
>acknowledges its superiority
cry more
>>66469291
cavani is trash
>>66469219
is there any real chance of tite being our coach?
>>66469217
pfffft nunca será
Golden Years Ronaldo > Fat Old Ronaldo > Neymar
>best player at chelsea
>>66469303
(you)
>>66469291
INVASION WHEN?
>>66469303
He's retired for stress. He'd die just for fixing such shit team.
>>66469317
t. just got out of Tremembé-SP
>>66469317
Spotted the skunk.
>>66469325
indeed we should keep playing ricardo oliverira :^)
>>66469161
>Nah, even the last one wasn't even great.
The group stage was GOAT. The knockout stage was pretty shitty
>>66469317
Nothing wrong in acknowledging Tite as the best active coach in Brazil. Because it's true.
>>66469279
actually Marquinhos played 32 games this season, he was already goat at Roma, and barca try to get him since 2 years.
but yeah he must be shit you are right.
What song are they playing? I hear it in alot of argentina league games.
REF BALL
Which is the worst setup:
Luiz Carlos, Roger Flores and Noriega
or Galvão and his cucks?
Why is Corinthians disliked? I just know it is a "strong team"
>>66469390
Hudson and whoever this other guy is
>>66469395
Has the most radioactively cancerous fanbase and only win due to bribes and refball.
>>66469369
I didn't watched fully games desu.
Just the 1st round then i'd go do something else. Wasn't even that interested, even though here in São Paulo was full of foeigners, more than usual.
>>66469395
It's the niggers and criminal scum team.
>>66469395
It's the team of favela criminals and Lula.
Defense is still shit even without David Luiz but at least it looks like it can cope and hang on here
>>66469390
>Roger Flores
jesus christ
>>66469390
Nivaldo Prieto and Craque Neto.
![Dmytro%20Chygrynskiy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QooGROO.jpg "Dmytro%20Chygrynskiy[1].jpg")
>>66469378
just because Barca wants him doesn't make him good.
It is just shows how crazy transfers are in europe, with overhyped shit like Marquinhos swapping between teams just because he is a youth prospect
specially considering how weak our economy is, overhyped brazillian trash in europe gets a pass because they are in europe
fucking Fernandinho, Oscar, HULK, David luiz gets praise because they play in europe clubs, when they are so trash they would struggle to fit in a Serie A top club
Is Brazil, dare i say it, the new England of football?
>>66469395
literally envy
>no David Luiz
now you might have a chance to win
>>66469395
any team that gets sponsorship from government companies is cancer, a team that gets a stadium financed by government banks is double cancer
La leit
>>66469395
they kill opponent's supporters in other countries
>>66469395
Because they have the more fanatic fans ever.
Hen did Douglas Costa git gud anyways?
Like, the guy was one of those irrelevant Ukraine Brazillians who is always linked to premier league teams in the mid season transfer gossips for a shitload of money, yet now he's apparently the best winger in the world playing for Bayern Munich.
Shit came out of fucking nowhere really.
GUARANIIIII CARAJOOOOOOOOO
>>66469476
Based bob the tomato
Imagine watching with """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""craque"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Neto on those setups.
PARAGUAY BEST GUAY
>É REDEEEE
TOMA
>>66469395
Corrupt team, win their shit through refball, got a brand new stadium paid with taxpayer money, our media licks their asses, etc.
Willian what the fuck
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>>66469390
Anything with Casagrande, cheirador de pó que acha que jogou alguma coisa.
é facil jogar com Socrates no time, até eu, so que o Socrates não ficou chupando rola da Globo em troca de pino pra ele cheirar.
top kek
>those socks
JUST
>>66467716
>Paraguay
>>66469514
when Guardiolel put him under his wings
>>66469483
... só que não
>BRAZ1L
![20160117100854_566[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLt2rw6.jpg "20160117100854_566[1].jpg")
>>66469350
>He's retired for stress. He'd die just for fixing such shit team.
that's why he's practicing on flamengo?
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>>66469514
Pep effect perhaps?
"It's David Luiz's fault", they said.
>>66469532
it was not taxpayer money, Lula's only influence was making Odebrecht sell it cheaper
>Dunga
Oh, ALLLIIISSSOOOONNN
I KNOW THIS WORLD IS KILLING YOUUUUUU
OH, ALLLIIISSSOOOONNN
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
I wish this meme never ends!
>literally letting Lesbiano score on you
>>66469508
that's santa cruz, continthains must be #4 or #5
I thought Brazil was GOAT, why you lie to me.
JUST
>>66469514
Overrated trash. Like all the ''big'' names in Brazil's NT.
>>66469573
Bratil?
>HUEzil
KEK
E
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>>66469461
I watch all his games, you don't.
>>66469514
he is not
>>66468927
>Inetresting fact: we never lost any conflict in all our story.
Brazil lost every battle in the Cisplastine War. Uruguay being the rebel kid that he is, allow Brazil to pander that fact.
>>66469585
If he were playing you'd be 5-0 down already senpai
>>66469585
When people say this they meant play thiago Silva instead not some random fuck stuck in hue league. Also that goal was the midfields fault the defense could do nothing
>>66469570
volte para o cancro, cancer
>BRA7-1L
BRA7-1L
>BRA7-1L
BRA7-1L
>BRA7-1L
BRA7-1L
>BRA7-1L
BRA7-1L
>BRA7-1L
BRA7-1L
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS BETTER BEAT ARGENTINA
>>66469572
Wasn't he almost dying some time ago?
Thought he retired.
>>66469613
>Brazil was GOAT
>was
there you have it.
>>66469514
He is garbage.
>not playing Jonas, Dunga is literally retatded
>>66469656
cheira meu ovo, minha puta.
Lezcano just stole your wallet and scored a goal
Answer me this huebros, why is coutinho in the bench
>>66469613
>tfw its been 75 years since Brazil won its last WC
>tfw even Engerland has a WC title more recent than ours
>>66469594
slut
Why don't they play Jonas?
>>66469650
>stalemate
>loss
Yeh no.
>>66469461
Marquinhos is good, I watched him at roma
He just needs consistency
>>66469676
>Dunga
>rational
>BRAZ-ONE-NIL
>>66469676
The midfield is the problem, not retardo Oliveira
>>66469696
He wont make any transfer profit for Dunga and br confederation
Fucking paraguaios partying over winning against the shittiest Brasil NT in history.
It's not sinking
>>66469676
>>66469702
why? we have ricardo oliveira lol
Where is reymar
>>66469714
5-2
>>66469714
>BRAZ-NONE-NIL
ftfy
Brazil: 1/6
lmao
>>66469742
Yellow card suspension
>>66469696
Lucas Lima > Coutinho
as of 29th March 2016
>>66469656
"Oh no! A brazilian is using br meme on my beloved only english website. must call him cancer now"
go suck a gringo's dick
Jefferson > Alison
>>66469739
Jonas is better
>>66469744
Which game is that?
Dunga is Paraguay's whore
![confiança[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6rDg3RZ.jpg "confiança[1].jpg")
>>66469665
apparently he was studying in barcelona's HQ
>oh, it shows
>Globo's halftime show is Big Brother
How did Dunga ended up being Brazil's manager??
>>66469676
Jonas is overrated meme shit. The Portuguese league is weak, we can't realy on players that are there.
Half-time stretch time, lads.
>>66469742
he died of shame ;-;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg
>>66469714
>5-2
>in the final
>in eurup
lol
>>66469806
Never gets old...
>>66468165
You know he's still right
Your team is shit
That's it guys, we better stick to women's volleyball.
>>66469756
Brazil 5
Uruguai 2
Lmao
>>66469802
>The Portuguese league is week
>As opposed to the Brazilian league
