Last time both teams meet up for the season. Chicago avoids to be swept. It should be an interesting one.
Coverage starts at 7:00PM CST.
>Waiting for the first inevitable shit post from a Mild fan
yay
>>66466560
Ready yourself. It's coming.
>>66466638
Wait did I just hear that Seabrook is out? FUCK!
>crawford has brain problems
I really hope he doesn't come back as tumbles.
Friendly reminder Pelé browses /hoc/ and is a Mild fan.
>>66466714
Crawford, anisimov, and seabrook are all ded.
>>66466766
Tumbles and Anisimov being ded sucks but Sebs?! Fucking fucking fuck
>>66466733
If we are lucky, he'll have memory loss of the Rise Against incident.
>it's a Tim Peele game
>>66466844
You mean the stairening?
>>66466969
the stairpocalypse
So hawks bros, at this point now, what kind of seeding should they actually be aiming for? Probably something to avoid playing the Stars in the first round but then again we've sucked against all playoff teams lately.
>>66466969
Yes.
I call it The Descending.
FUG
It's gonna be one of those nights.
Jesus fucking christ.
>0% save percentage
Hurrah wild!
>>66467000
Current projections have them playing St. Louis.
Honestly, just keeping their position is the only thing they can do. Fuck playing out west for round one. And like you say, playing Dallas first is gonna be awful.
>>66467000
Or forget the seeding, just keep losing and tumble into the playoffs. Yeah that'll work too. Jesus Christ.
>power play
>power play
>power play
>power play
should Darling even be in the NHL?
i feel like he should be in a homeless shelter somewhere panhandling for a shot of listerine
>>66467130
>tumble
I really have to poop. Hawks bros, mild fan here, who can we realistically beat in the first round?
>>66467161
Crawford should teach him how to play better
>>66467161
Ask the preds?
>>66467161
>listerine
la dee da mr big spender
>>66467161
Darling isn't that bad. He just needs some seasoning and to calm down a bit, he's way too agressive.
>>66467203
Shorks, cucks, us
>>66467203
St Louis
Maybe Dallas
>>66467203
The ducks
>>66467203
El Gay Kaingzzzzzz and shiettttt. Seriously.
>>66467239
would you recommend grillmates?
>>66467283
Nothing better than a good dry rub.
>TFW wild fan but also Packer fan
>>66467317
yeah, but the massage parlors raised their rates
>>66467419
Tfw gf got me a massage gift certificate for my bday
I'm hyped
>>66467419
Just DIY.
No need to go out.
>>66467461
but then what am I supposed to do with the gift certificate this guy's (>>66467452) gf gave me?
WHAT THE FUCK LADD JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK
>match penalty
>for that
all of my what
What the fuck just happened?
Fucking rip
Top lel
Two defenseman gone now
BULLSHIT CALL
FUCKING BULLSHIT
MATCH PENALTY
RIGGED?
maximum refpuck
Is this refpuck or what?
>>66467543
Keith got into one little fight and the refs got scared so they sent him to live with Crawford and Seabrook in Bel Aire
>>66467535
Isn't drawing blood an automatic 5 and game?
Wait what'd he do? The fuck?
TIM FUCKING PEEL EVERYBODY
>>66467579
no, traditionally blood adds another 2 mins
that said, now that I saw the replay.....maybe that major wasn't so crazy
gg wild
>>66467579
No
>>66467577
Kek
Holy shit Keith
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
5 sure
ejection? fuck no, that's bullshit.
Kieth deserved that......what a dumb penalty to take
Man, Keith can't be the brightest dude to do something like that.
he is a hockey player after all, they're almost as dumb as NFL players
>>66467662
go away
Why is this happening?
guys! guys! I just got a voicemail offering me a complementary stay in one of their five star hotels! This has to be legit right?
>Hossa
>499
>shorty
>on a major
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
SCORES
BIG FUCKING HOSS!!!
BIG HOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOSS HOSS
Yeah sorry, a match penalty is fucking stupid there. 5 minute sure, but full match ejection? This is a sport where guys punch the shit out of each other just to get their fans and team fired up, these refs need to fuck right off back to their safe spaces.
>getting swept in the regular season by the Wild
BOSS HOSS
Wut
BOSS HOSS
SHORTY
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66467731
not so fast skeleton man
HOOOOOOOLY FUCK WHAAAAAAAAAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT HOSS
>Hoss one away from 500
>>66467726
>go away
>>66467730
So was someone ejected? What really happened? I don't have CSN.
>>66467730
It was an extremely bad high stick.
Guys have had their careers ended getting high-sticked like that. I'm a hawks fan and i think he deserved to be ejected
>this game
>>66467777
Checked, nice digits.
Hey guys, as of next week, I start my law enforcement career!
>>66467790
Keith got ejected for a hand gesture at a ref
>>66467818
go away
>>66467790
the friend of the rapist broke Coyle's nose
>>66467790
Keith was ejected and a 5 minute pp for the mild but hossa just scored short-handed and tied it up
>>66467790
>Keith was knocked/pulled to the ground
>smacked the offender in the face with his stick on purpose
>>66467790
Keith, while on his back on the ice, smacked a Wild player with his stick in the mouth. It was a dumb penalty and a game ejection was probably warranted.
>>66467818
I thought you killed yourself?
>5 minute power play
>give up shorty
>can't score
>""""""""""""""""""""state of hockey"""""""""""""""""""""
>>66467853
go away
>>66467864
This proves that Kane is elite
>>66467818
>>66467853
>>66467877
what is this faggy little game you idiots are playing? cut it out
>>66467812
How have their careers been ended?
>>66467827
>>66467838
>>66467851
>>66467853
>>66467857
Thanks everyone.
>>66467818
drive safe!
>the paralyzed guy has a gf and you don't
>>66467908
There's no recovering from hurt feelings, anon
>>66467901
Just don't acknowledge him, he's pure cancer
>>66467933
I've known several paralyzed people and that won't last for long.
>>66467901
Put the trip back on you autist gypsy
>>66467946
Tripfag
>>66467933
If anything she's staying with him out of pity at this point
step up your game Wild
>>66467946
>cancer calling others cancer
>>66467933
She's fucking other dudes.
For such a big guy svedbergs got a shit shot.
>>66467933
>>66467954
She's probably already cheating him, will try to find a very shameful way to break up with him.
>>66467946
go away
>>66467818
Be carefull around the nogs
Shit I thought this game was on later.
>>66467991
For you
>>66468018
Stupid cunt
Let's talk awards:
Is it still fair to assume Kane has MVP locked up?
On the other hand, what do you think Panarin's Calder chances are? He's no doubt gonna be a finalist, but he's really slowed down as of late, and dudes like McD and Gostisbehere are really are firing on all cylinders
>>66468056
>>66468056
edgelord coming through
Hawks should have auctioned off a night of drinking with Pat and Eddie
>>66468018
It must suck having to watch it at odd hours for you. I feel your pain mate
>>66468070
didn't you say this last year??
>>66468070
>reddithawks
Kys
>>66467933
>>66468058
If panarin has a good playoffs, then he will probably win. If he keeps up what he has done in recent days, he probably won't.
>>66468070
Kill yourself chubs
t.218
>>66468058
there's no way he can get MVP with the rape scandal if oReily gets shitover a DUI
>>66468070
>>66468070
cant wait to eliminate pedosota
>AGAIN
>>66467933
The ayyy lmao kid?
>>66468088
>implying there won't be road beers for all on the road trip
>>66468070
Kill yourself.
>>66468058
go away
>>66468087
That's his name, idiot.
>>66468070
>reddithawks
lmao 11/10 originality
Nice meeeems brosef
>>66468186
fuck off
>>66468131
What does Oreily have anything to do with Kane or the MVP?
>>66468186
KILL
YOURSELF
>>66468119
Calder is awarded based on regular season performance
>>66468248
go away
>>66468248
O shit true. I say a 50/50 chance
>>66468208
because oreily is getting assblasted for masterton nom when he's going to court for dui and running his truck into a tim hortons and fleeing the scene
and if you think PK the sex offender can get an mvp nom without the same or worse fallout you are definitely delusional
>>66468300
Well O'Reilly actually got busted for drinking and ruining the Canadian national institution of Tim Horton's with his white trash truck.
Kane is innocent.
Your move Finger Lakes.
>>66468248
Kill yourself
Stop responding to CMG. He's a bandwagoner and gives tripfags a worse name. No one from Chicago actually enjoys him and responding to him only makes these threads worse.
I mean it's bad enough that we're in a thread with Mild fans, but come on.
>>66468409
>people responding with proper reasoning and logic
Nope, can't have that on 4chan.
>>66468353
>innocent
>>66468300
Thats probably because the masterton trophy is about character and the hart trophy is about your skill on the ice, plus Kane is basically innocent, not saying he did nothing but its just likely the women exaggerated events to get his money.
>>66468409
>bandwagoner
Dude, I've been a fan since 2000, your sorry ass probably can't name any players from the pre-toews/Kane era who aren't hull/Mikita/Esposito/savard
Why Keith, why?
>>66468501
go away
>>66468409
Who's worse, CMG (aka hawks/nucks) or AJPR?
>>66468472
Oh come on anime bro.
Hey.
Let's get fucked up, go to a Hawks game, get more fucked up, then go to the weiner circle and spend $100 on chocolate shakes for drunk white dudes
>>66468501
Daze
JR
The one russian guy whom Pat talked so much shit about in his last game that you could almost assume that Pat was happy when he died in the Lokomotiv accident.
>>66468566
AJPR? Not familiar with the name.
>>66468566
>AJPR
who
>>66468584
>Karpovtsev
Found the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iviLY1RvNc
>>66468597
>pedos crave anonymity
>>66468520
Jabs fucked up high school hockey
>>66468610
Apache Junction Penis Rustler
What would you guys do if you had GFs that were Mild fans? Worth it?
>>66468520
>tfw next season they'll probably roll his sorry ass out on ice during the anthem (if he hasn't kicked the bucket by then)
>>66468667
Dump her because I don't date 13 year olds.
>>66468667
nothing. i'd just think about patrick kane when i fucked her
>>66468667
>my very own loli
I'm fine with this.
>>66468610
>>66468584
Trigger warning:
AJ Pierzinski Rules
>>66468667
murder suicide.
>>66468783
Is he that Based AJ twat from Sox threads?
Meh. I find the gypsy to be more cancerous. However, the winner is Whiplash. Fuck him.
>>66468667
how many of you have gf/wives who don't give a shit about the greatest sport on ice?
how do you cope
>>66468870
Oh wait his name is based AJ. Got him mixed up with someone else. My bad.
>>66468870
>greg
>>66468906
I'm slowly but surely getting her interested in my interests.
Was the pk really missing Kruger that much? Or is the flames, canucks, wild powerplay just shitty?
GETEMMMMM
What kind of pussy fighting is that? Holding the other dudes neck?
LET EM FIGHT YOU FAGS
Based Shawsy
>>66468906
Hockey is my gf
jesus christ shawzy has the heart of a lion.
>>66469134
>lucky he got another shift
>>66469134
and the mane of a trucker
>>66469134
>>66469106
Its going to suck so much dick to lose him this offseason.
>Shaq
Fuck I love this cunt.
>>66469166
why, he really doesn't do much
>>66468906
She watches with me. She doesn't seek it out but always pays full attention when it's on.
>>66469237
Shaw is a better mascot then fucking tommy hawk.
>>66469237
I guess you started watching hockey this season?
>>66469266
>>66469266
or your racist as fuck person head
FACT blackhawk fans are closet racists
>>66469288
>>66469266
a mascot that occasionally gets in a fight isn't worth a $2 million salary cap hit
>>66469237
>doesn't scared of anything
>puts up decent points
>grinds and gets under the opponents skin
>crashes the net
>best hitter in the team despite being average size
Hmm
>>66469306
>closet racist
can't be. 'Black' is in the name of the team dumbass
>>66469052
Kruger was a vital cog of the PK.
Or do you not remember the GOD-tier PK pairing of Kruger and Frolik?
>>66469134
I hope he sticks around.
>>66469306
Nothing closet about it. I hate niggers
>>66469052
There is a reason he keeps getting contacts for the team and it isn't his scoring ability.
>>66469337
>black is racist
>how dumb do you have to be to believe the name of the team is "black" when it's named Blackhawks, one word, after the native americans
>>66469306
>he thinks the Blackhawks logo is racist compared to the Redskins logo
>>66469329
Fuck off
>>66469387
>everything
You talk to me dumb and that's how I react
>>66469406
literally who are you
>>66469306
>he thinks the blackhawks emblem is tommy hawk
Tommy Hawk is a fucking man dressed up as a bird.
>>66469387
Blackhawk was a person, not a tribe
>>66469306
fuck Jews fuck niggers and most of all fuck indigenous inhabitants.
>>66469329
Are you telling me having someone as scrappy as shaw on an otherwise grind free roster isnt worth the cap? dude is fucking tiny and he spends most of his time in the blue paint making it hard for the other team, he puts up decent numbers and the dude is literally not afraid of fucking anything he takes runs at dudes no sane human being would do. There are some nights he is literally the best player on the ice for the hawks. Fuck you for even suggesting shaw isnt wotth the cap space there are MUCH more egregious cap hits
>>66469393
IIRC the tribe Blackhawk was from supports the logo because it honors the man.
I just realized, for all the shit people talk about Tumbles, he's still the only goalie in recent memory who we got to hear TWO based victory speeches from.
>>66469414
Idk some fag
>>66469453
wanna lick my bhole?
>>66468140
TIMMEH
>>66469329
>Jason Pominville, 34 points, 5.6 mill AVV
>Andrew Shaw, 34 points, 2 million
And thats just stats wise...
>>66469439
Remember when Shaw was taking on Chara in the 13 cup run?
>>66469477
>reddithawks
Kill yourself
>Thread turns into a /pol/ shitstorm
Grow up stormkiddies
Anyways what are you guys drinking? Rum and sweet tea is bretty gud tbhq
>>66469472
Ew no I'm not a literal fag
>>66469449
quick?
>>66469511
Water because I have a test on psych therapeutics in the AM
>>66469530
Was anyone even at that victory parade, either of them, to hear what Quick had to say?
>>66469519
>the past justifies the present
If that were the case Dustin Brown's contract wouldn't be considered shit
>>66469477
>shit tier fans
True
>shit city
True
>everything else
Wrong
>>66469477
You definitely need to get that asspain looked at.
>>66469449
And the sad part is that people can't do a simple google search and want to start up shit that isn't there.
>>66469511
>black tea
Well, I am Australian and that British heritage doesn't fade away in 130 years.
>>66469511
/pol/ stormfront is at least better than reddit
>/pol/hawks
>>66469484
every fucking day that is in my mind why i will always always respect shaw even if he does decide to sign with another team.
Why does everyone fall for the fake Wild trolling posts?
Clearly it's Avs fans trolling trying to drum up more hate for Minnesota.
>>66469511
>>66469511
red hook long hammer ipa
Are there even any mild fans here?
>>66469606
but the avs arent as pathetic as the state of zero cups
>>66469603
I respect Shaw for trying to fight Chara.
I respect Hjalmarsson for taking a Chara shot to the nuts.
>>66469615
>good season for Shaw.
Decent. He usually gets around 70.
>>66469606
>avs fans shiposting here when they are now playing and fighting for a playoff spot
>>66469667
Fuck off lakenigger
Let's see if the hawks can actually score on a pp
>>66469635
here senpai
Keith getting suspended has a plus side, he'll be nice and rested for the playoffs
>aqualung
>kashmir
Interesting organ covers.
>>66469672
also shaw did this which i do not think i will ever forget.
Hawks being shit a powerplays is kinda nice cause if I have to pee I can leave during them and know I'm not gonna miss anything
>>66467387
you should not be allowed to live
>>66469755
Thanks senpai. Came up with it myself
>>66469673
>70
How the fuck did I write that? I meant 30
Minnesota is the land of 1,000 lakes, let's turn them into crators
>>66469768
>soccerhit
FUCKING SHINPADS
>>66469768
Still sad I missed that game.
>>66469807
"land of 10,000 lakes," jackass
>>66469799
imagine the bricks that would be shit if shaw posted a 70 point season.
>>66469836
SO everytime I reference Australia I don't have to say
>I'm australian btw
>>66469836
Fuck off back to /b/
>>66469836
Why do you care so much?
Get a life, kid
>>66469835
That's a lot of lakes. How many of them are actually ponds?
>>66469883
does anyone actually care though?
What's for dinner.
>>66469836
>he's a /hoc/ faggot
fuck off you shitstain
>>66469886
>telling someone to get a life
>is on this website
there are no words to describe how stupid this is...
>>66469886
go away
Post your beer count so far this game lads. The aluminium pints are mine.
>>66469920
No.
>>66469836
why would anyone post in /hoc/? I only want to watch hockey
>>66469902
DILIGAF, it booty blasts you nignogs like yourself and that is always noice
>>66469892
there's actually more than 10,000 in the state. It's just that 10000 is a nice round number
>officially there are 11,842 lakes more than ten acres (40,000 m2) in size.
>>66469968
Forgot the image.
>>66470007
>when you show up to grandma's house and she says she stocked up on beer that "the kind salesman told her was good"
>/hoc
Except for based Binlanders it's shitty maymays for days
>>66469925
From St. Paul btw :^)
