What the fuck, why are some UEFA World Cup qualifying groups so easy? America would rape all these shitty teams. This is so unfair that America has to beat elite teams like Guatemala and Trinidad to qualify
show us this hard US group then
>>66454659
i can show u something hard and american, but it's not a group m8
>>66454670
i thought guatemala was a fruit bro
>>66454638
i am 99% sure the US wouldn't advance in that group either
>>66454670
an artery wall?
>>66454699
I can turn u into a fruit, bro, if you know what i mean
>>66454638
we would only convincingly beat georgia or moldova. Ireland would be a tough draw and we would lose to the other 3
>>66454638
>can't beat guatemala
>thinks they can beat georgia
>>66454638
>One of these teams will be in the World Cup
>>66454718
Literally this 2bh
>>66454718
we beat Portugal in the last world cup and should have beaten Belgium but we missed a tap in from 5 feet out so I think we could beat all of these teams
( Portugal got a tying goal in stoppage time but it was a fluke so I count it as a win )
>>66454826
Austria is probably better than Portugal now that Ronaldo turned into le ultimate choking man
>>66454764
Once more proving that the OFC should get two spots.
wales are ranked number 1 in the world by fifa senpai
>>66454764
One of these teams will also win the euros
>>66454751
I guess you though costa rica was gonna be a piece of cake. The truth is we dont know how those teams do against each other until we put them together and we can easily lose track of teams assumed to be historically shit (or none existent) that suddenly can have a good generation.
>>66454638
>Finally get an easy group
>none of the teams are susceptible to our hoofball
Austria will win this group at a canter.
>>66454721
SAVAGE
>>66454638
>all these dweebs replying to transparent b8
about par for the course
>>66454844
Actually all this proves is CONMEBOL should get more spots, not their fault it's a small group
>>66454638
>America would rape all these shitty teams
>Loses to Guatemala
>>66454930
> Mexico would beat all these shitty teams
> Loses on a penalty shot
kek
>>66454638
>ywn see 11 murrican player lads in the field of Red Star Belgrade stadium in front of 900000 spectator serbian lads for a WC qualyfier match against the Serbian NT
i wish we could just make a league of every team too shit to make the world cup and have them all battle it out to see who deserves more spots. see which continent has the best shit teams like bulgaria canada and venezuela and stuff
>>66454670
feels good man
>>66454925
Nah mate
rude
>>66454987
was this some poor attempt at an >american educashun joke?
>>66454949
>implying that's worse than 2-0
>>66454987
only thing hard here is how you're trying lad
>>66454638
>elite teams like Guatemala and Trinidad to qualify
>>66455045
you mean the famous scoreline from the only time Mexico met the US in the WC?
>>66455045
> an irrelevant qualifying game ( when we win tonight we are pretty much guaranteed to make it through ) is worse than getting knocked out of the world cup on a fake penalty
what?
every single one of those countries (except Moldova) is the birthplace of at least one player capable of winning the Champions League, the ultimate footballing competition, thus making them better footballing countries than the US of A
>>66454638
Like that time you lost 4-1 to our B team?
>>66455111
well Donovan, Dempsey and Howard are also capable, what is your point?
>>66455026
Yah mate, your lower tier European teams will in ironically struggle against kekezuela
Trinidad and Tobago is topping your group fampai...
theyre so literally who i had to google how to spell their name
>>66455136
guess i'll bait
i meant at least one player from those countries has won the CL, while no american has ever done it
and no, they're not
>>66455136
USA has never produced a player the standard of Bale, Alaba, Roy Keane, Kaladze or Stankovic.
>>66455229
They actually did. His name was Giuseppe Rossi.
>>66455298
Thought Rossi fucked off back to Italy when he was about 12?
>>66455229
Rossi is as good as stankovic. Also,
>lalas isn't better than Bayol
>>66455298
too bad for his exploding knees, i cry everytime
also, USA didn't produce shit, he was pure bred italian and came back to Italy when he was still a preteen to have his skills developed at Parma
>>66455147
>not remembering trinidad and tobago from the world cup
>>66455347
bruh we fed him all-american children's food to turn him into the powerhouse that the italian masters then shaped into a hero.
>>66454999
>iran better than Japan or Korea
>>66455147
you don't recall england having to cheat to get a result against them in germany in 06?
>>66455111
San Marino have had a player play for a winning team in a European Cup final
USA literally are worse than all of europe
>>66455037
>>66455057
I'm sorry guys, I didn't want to make you that mad
PLEASE don't shoot up a school
>>66455366
Which is why he's got exploding knees
>Gringordos
>>66455422
>>66455433
nah, he got those from shagging too many italian slags
FIFA has had it out for the US ever since we figured out their little scam.
I think we should boycott the world cup and make it irrelevant (USA is responsible for 87% of world cup revenues). Once FIFA are out of business we can start our own american-run organization.
>>66455492
>mfw us national anthem before every international match
Five.
>>66455422
Topkek. Didn't know Messi was a bantzmaster
>>66455492
I thought you were boycotting 2018 anyway?
Your results sure seem like it
>>66455682
>>66455492
>FIFA has it in for us
I thought I was talking to England for a second
>>66455682
oh yeah... haha... i forgot that was the plan haha. we're just trying to develop young talent right now anyways.
>>66455555
Witnesed
>>66455682
fkkn savage m8
Yea so easy lol..
>>66455722
to be fair, all white first world countries have been getting fucked over by FIFA. its 2016, its the right thing to do.
>>66455754
>to be fair, all white first world countries have been getting fucked over by FIFA
how so? because they aren't hosting any furture wc's?
>>66455492
>FIFA has it in for us
>literally have to finish 3rd in a group with the likes of Canada and Panama to make it
>if they finish 4th they'd play Asian giants Uzbekistan, Saudi Arabia, Irak or Syria
>they won't even make it to the final group
This can't be easier. You literally have to be retarded to fuck it up.
>american fattie talking about football
Shut up retard. Trinidad and Tobacco & Guatemala(top kek are prisoners playing for their country?) have literally who players.
Meanwhile Wales has Gareth Bail and Rian Giggs and few other good players, Austria has strikers such as Janko and Cahill. Don't make me even start to talk about Serbian and Irish stars m8.
>>66455811
Panama is good as fuck and Canada has a lot of momentum right now, I wouldn't sleep on them.
>>66455837
usa would fucking destroy wales and aust. and you know it. central american futbol is a totally different ballgame. its much harder to prepare for than the low energy european version of the sport. we just beat germany ffs.
>american sets easy b8
>this entire thread becomes /int/
400 guarenteed replies. Good job lad, we have just passed Australia as the biggest shitposters in the world
>>66455882
>This whole post
>>66455939
No one will ever surpass them. They live to shitpost and entertain.
>>66455963
We did pass Finland though right?
>>66455882
We just beat Germany. It's not hard
>>66456001
In your dreams
>>66456022
But the rest of the world hates us ;_; at least Finland still provides us with memes
>>66455229
>>66455111
> who is pulisic
literally dominating the bundesliga at age 17 lads
cant remember a young talent like him since messi
>>66455837
Wales hasn't seen a WC since '58 and Austria since '98 where they really only had 1 pt more than T&T in '06. In which T&T even struggle to reach the last stage of the qualifiers.
The top 2 in this group would suffer in Concacaf thus proving Europe has too many spots. The only reason Euros have an amazing WC record is because of their top teams. Like 80% of Euro teams are equally shit as the rest of the world's filler teams.
>>66454826
>2-2
have a (you)
>>66454826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU5karXZacg
>>66455682
>>66455704
samefag
>>66454970
>tfw no babby world cup
>>66454718
This tbqh. Hopefully Guatemala BTFO US out of the World Cup today we don't deserve it
>>66456942
>we don't deserve it
the fuck you mean we dont deserve it? if we win, we deserve it. stop being a beta.
