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SEND THEM YOUR POWER edition
Bad haircuts sub-edition
Old thread: >>66442771
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Where did Euan tip Bhutan?
Was it a pseudo-tip so he could claim he wasnt on if it lost?
Did he tip +3 or what?
>oman
Bhutan surreal
Euan > BT?
Four days.
>>66453972
This, probably just another
>11111111, BHUTAN, EUAN
If they score, or
>nibs, bet mafia, tears ig you're not on Maldives
If they don't sort of thing
>>66453978
Euan wishes he was BT
>>66453972
tt and >>66445043
please seethe elsewhere.
fucking hell I missed it, on +3 special now
France, Belgium dc, England and Germany. Thoughts?
In what kind of dystopia does RoPs not score 2+ in the second half?
>>66453991
Not seething, was genuinely curious cause I didnt see that post. Good tip m8.
>>66453997
wins
>>66453997
Mainstream slug
>>66453983
Fuck off with this lotto shite
So large on Bhutan -2.25 from here
>>66454073
Shaking so much I typed the wrong team
Not on Scotland u21
Has Euan surpassed J West?
>>66454060
>Someone actually goes to the trouble of posting a well reasoned out tip instead of the usual Euan bullshit "PMSL tears trader value" garbage
>Bitch about it
State of this thread tbqh
>>66454105
Fuck off virgin
>>66454105
You truly are an absolute loser.
>>66454098
Who?
hey friends, im here to win some money
>>66454105
pmsl if you call 1.44 value and a well researched tip I suggest you visit your local brothel ASAP
>>66454112
>>66454115
perma-DAC slugs
>>66454123
pmsl
>>66454123
Tears at you for not getting on when it was originally posted at the value prices
>>66454123
by 'pmsl' I meant that ur dumb btw
pmsl going for the record of pmsl'ings in one thread tbqh pmsl
pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>66454105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE
>ryan babel in goal for maldives
REBACKING
>>66454123
Imagine missing out on the best tip /bet/ has had all year.
Hello, yes where are the goals in the Bhutan game?
>dat corner routine.
Surreal.
>>66453983
post your betting slip
not going to put lots of money on something i know nothing about simply because some anonymous guy said its a good idea
>>66454181
it's too late anyway mate, you missed the boat
prices have dropped from 1.72 to 1.44, 2.62 to 2.1, and 6 to 4.5
Uganda smacking
>>66454179
How much will it cost when you go paid?
>>66454181
I've personally got 1k on it
500 on sw @1.72
300 on -1.5 @2.62
200 on 3-0 @6
>>66454195
was probably a shit boat anyway
>>66454205
Post slip
>>66454205
course you have
>>66454205
that's 1.2k
Large staking Romania u19 +0.5
>tfw Chiefs +5 didnt win
>>66454205
pmsl if it ends 3-2
>>66454216
>>66454217
will you 'inspect element' me
>>66454232
>tfw BYU never won either
>>66454181
everyone in the thread is on this bet mate, tears if you arent
Anyone here used their gambling winnings to go into business?
>>66454241
How can you cash out with profit when the match hasn't started
Here's the collapse pmsl
>>66454264
pmsl
>>66454264
because bookies realised their mistake and the odds have changed
>>66454241
>lose over £600 of they win but dont cover
Not clever
>>66454203
I dont have enough photos of me in Ray-Bans at Cheltenham on my facebook to go paid.
>>66454261
I purchased a franchise and employ someone to run it.
>>66454285
It's almost certainly going to cover -1.5, the only risky one is the -2.5
>>66454297
pmsl
Can someone explain why Scotland aren't favourites in their match tonight against Denmark
>>66454285
Why wont you go paid? Dont like the pressure?
I would pay £20/month for your tips, more if you kept it up long term.
>>66454322
because they are shit. Erikson will score at least twice
>Maldives goal
>Euan gone all quiet
pmsl
this thread would be so much better if it was on reddit
>>66454358
have sex please
>>66454297
no you didn't
>>66454336
>Erikson
>>66454322
Because >we are shite
>>66454329
Dont have time. Wouldnt be worth the effort with the number of people who would sign up. Need to have been in PGA and make an off-shoot group OR have tipped for a while on blogabet or something similar for people want to pay. I have about 60 tt follower and about 3 would pay and 3000 twitter followers and 0 would pay.
>>66454358
downvoted
>>66454358
>he doesn't know
>>66454358
Thats some fine bait
>>66454381
Just get your ROI to a good level for a few more weeks/months and you will get a larger following then go paid.
i'd have my own tweed flatcap flair
>>66454418
No one wants to pay for fonbet and mara specials from someone who can't profit in Asia
>~2 users here now
>>66454440
>~2 = ~21
We should use the /bet/ sub-reddit as serious discussion like you were talking about Euan.
Only shrewdies know the name of it anyway.
>>66454440
;^)
>>66454435
Tipsters who deal in asian markets are a myth
czech u21 4 - 0 malta u21 Halftime
can still get 1.8 ish on over 5 goals inplay, should i do it?
Albania such a fraud.
>>66454440
refresh lid ;)
>>66454456
who is lux
>>66454464
1.61 now
>>66454381
I run a Twitter tipping page with 400 followers and 7 of them pay, wheeeew
>£70 a month
Might just make it free again desu. The only reason I made it paid was because I don't have any bubblegums left but I still enjoyed finding bubblegum misprices, and I couldn't profit in Asia at the time
>>66454464
what bookie?
>>66454456
This is a good point. The only tipsters who can profit in asia tip early lines with low limits.
>>66454473
A fraud.
>>66454481
i mistyped mate its over 5.5 @ 1.61 on b365
>>66454485
Pmsl you wish you were half as handsome and half as shrewd as Luxton
>>66454480
What account?
Would love to know what Joe's ROI in asia is. Heard he's quitting when his last 10bet skin gets chinned
BULGARIA PLZ
>>66454485
Oi you want to get that beak broken again?
Would love to know where luxton's chin has run off to
Tight security at Uganda-Burkina Faso
/bet/ reddit community surreal
got a nice little discussion going
come and join us Euan
>>66454513
Щe гo нaпpaвя зa, мoи нeмcки бpaт
>>66454539
>he's not on deep web /bet/
pmsl
>>66454473
A myth
>>66454538
I would
>he doesnt visit the other chan /bet/
literally million times better
Anyone use Tinder? How is it? How is the quality of girl on there? How many girls from there have you fucked?
>>66454513
This
What the fuck are they doing
he's at it again lmfao
hope you all got your fivers on lids
Wtfb laddies and paddies
>>66454590
>throwing Matt Howard under the bus when it loses
pmsl
>>66454590
T E M P E R A T U R E
>>66454590
>provides lotto tip with shit odds and reasoning
>says keep stakes sensible because he's certain it will lose
>>66454590
>35c (With the sun it will be a lot higher)
what did he mean by this?
also
>all evolutionary/genetic adaptions to heat and sun disappear from africans if they spend a few months in europe
absolutely PMSL
22222
BHU
oh shit bhutan doin work!
>meanwhile italy cant score against fucking andorra in 1st half
Bhutan 2 -1 Maldives penalty
>>66454590
>with the sun it will be a lot higher
what?
BHUTAN SURREAL
EUAN SURREAL
>>66454590
Don't know what's worse, the write up or the fact I'm on. God I want this day to end. Down sums.
BHUTAN
should i cash out on Bhutan @ 6.5 (and climbing)? Dont trust them to see it through
>Bhutan still @ 3.5
pmsl
If it's impossible to profit in Asia unless you get on early lines, and eventually everyone who wins even a small amount of money on obscure will be limited on bubblegum, what is actually the point in doing this?
On Bhutan +1.5 from here, so Maldives WILL win.
Euan on fire pmsl
>>66454665
pmsl
>>66454675
Won £5 on Euan's tip now think you're hard? Either answer my question or post last 5 bets with slips.
>>66454665
>If it's impossible to profit in Asia unless you get on early lines
Not true
>>66454665
you can bet a ton on the premiership, don't know why everyone thinks its hard to profit
>>66454687
How much you down today lid? pmsl!
>>66454590
>35c (With the sun it will be a lot higher).
GENUINELY perplexed by this sentence. Where does he think the 35c is from if not the sun?
http://strawpoll.me/7219793
http://strawpoll.me/7219793
Estonia @7 or even [email protected] seem unreal.
fuck italy, what a bunch of cunts ; ;
>>66454705
to be fair everyone in the history of this general is down. well maybe one or two who made it big and quit while they were ahead but almost everyone. we just only post our wins
whats the ivory bet?
>>66454760
>everyone in the history of this general is down
IMAGINE lying to yourself like this
>>66454760
>lose money
>feel jealous of the non bet addicts
>post winning bets on /sp/
>rope some curious retards into trying it themselves
>now everyone else is poor and i dont feel bad about myself
feels good man
>>66454777
Knew you wouldn't be able to resist a nib at that post, pathetic.
>>66454755
Down sums if Srbija don't win desu
>>66454768
Not sure yet, waiting to hear what the sun is up to
o2 Portugal-Belgium
>>66454777
Are you on course to get a 2:1 or higher?
>>66454785
there isnt even 50 countries in europe
how can we be that shit
>>66454806
Not a clue
>>66454789
Tears @ me
>>66454726
lmfao
Anyone followed my SPECIAL LARGE stake today?
Comfortably winning. Handicap now at 12.5
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12042308/arsenal-tula-dinamo-stavropol
>>66454590
>14mph wind
That is a decent breeze. Not saying it won't be hot but it'll probably feel a bit cooler than 35C
Love him or hate him there's something special about Mackers write ups. Always looking for an edge whether it's the crowd, if a place has previously been racially abused by the opposition fans, if the sun is out not to mention altitude. He truly is an enigma.
>>66454760
meh, i was doing fine until the international friendlies
>>66454806
Pmsl he could get a first and it wouldn't mean anything coming from an ex-poly and having an interviewer take one look at that barnet
>>66454847
>SPECIAL LARGE
>5/10
pmsl
>>66454847
>Brit flag
>>66454847
>1 (one) follower
>1 (one) unit profit
>>66454847
60-78
UAFC!
ALBANIA
L
B
A
N
I
A
Up so much thinking if I should treat myself to a take away
>>66454855
Mackers is a madman
>>66454863
pmsl pmsl pmsl
allow euans hair you mugs
>>66454821
the whole fifa thing all over again init
aint nobody
like Euan Park
he makes me happy
when he tips winners
Euan giving PERMa dac a new meaning
Bhutans kit is so nice
Bhutan look exhausted, no way they hold onto this win.
>>66454883
>>66454878
5 is a large for my staking system
10 is basically as if my wife is playing a tennis game and I have convinced her throw the game away.
YIELD and nr of tips is what matters.
66-78 FT
Rank these trips in order of intelligence: Joe, J West, BT, Euan, SP
>>66454907
LMAO
who hates gambling here?
even though I'm up this month I fucking hate it but I can't stop
>austria u19 cant score a 2nd goal against 9 men
JUST
>>66454922
J West
BT
Euan
Joe
SP
>>66454914
>my wife
You go down as the most pathetic and pitiful /sp/ poster together with the Dutch city fan
>>66454928
>up this month
classic
>>66454922
Me last. The others had the sense to leave this fucking place
>>66454907
Genuinely pmsl
>>66454922
BT
J West
SP
Euan
Joe
>>66454922
Me
J West
Joe
SP
Euan
>>66454922
SP had 27 losing bets in a row, he has to be last. JC shrewdest
>>66454940
don't forget UTV
>>66454950
Real line is 71%
pmsl @ you
LARGE on o45
>>66454943
Doubt any of us have left for good
>>66454943
I haven't left
>>66454785
BT here. Back Netherlands and enjoy the massive green you're going to get come May.
Ref is on Bhutan, was never offside that
Friendly reminder that I have a 25% YIELD on Blogabet, after 14 tips.
All verified, no bubblegum bookmakers, only value bets.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>66454885
Down so much
Getting a takeaway anyway
>Fatlyfe
>>66454950
line now moved to o55% after a bit of money has come in for overs
Should've put so much more on that baka desu senpai
thank you based serbia
I've not been watching, Reback Bulgaria @3.20?
SERBIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
England
Belgium
France
Italy
@49.87
>>66455039
oops, penalty. I jinxed it sorry guys
BHUTAN NO
fucking refball
>>66455067
mug/10
>>66455028
Can't believe I've just seen this. 2x special on overs please
>>66455076
Honestly hope you die a really fucking painful dead and a Syrian raises you children as Muslim.
>>66455088
Pay out on o0.5 :)
>>66455119
pmsl of course they do
Bhutan you have 9 minutes to not concede 3.
New Zealand @ 1.8 tomorrow vs England is THE bet of 2016. England have no chance, abs tears if you aren't on it
How are Italy looking? Worth anything?
>>66455112
incredibly rude!
>>66455153
tyson fury v klit is the bet off 2016
nz v eng is a lottery
The absolute STATE of Italian youth football
>>66455162
Everybody is watching the Bhutan game but probably not
>>66455139
I'd have the house on o0.5 then please
>>66455201
£250/mo
I live in an area full of immigrant families, but it's dirt cheap so I'll put up with it while I'm at uni
>>66455201
£60 a week for the attic in a house of students
>>66455201
£675pm for a 1 bed split with the missus, literally on the edge of a massive park but in the city centre
>>66455201
£465
Good area,3 bed 1 bath, close to transport and the local town centre
>>66455219
>£250/mo
>>66455201
$635CND/month. It's a small place but downtown Montreal, and a minute from Uni so it's all good.
Reminder. Albania with decent line up, odds drop on Luxembourg is not justified desu.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12041361/luxembourg-albania
>>66455201
800/month, 3 bed flat, london
>>66455263
>prestaking
daily reminder that betting on corners is a lottery
>>66455201
around 800€, ~100sqm 2 bedroom flat + 20sqm balcony. honestly, its too big for 1 person but the price is good.
daily reminder that betting on cards is a lottery
>>66455288
Why in all of the fucks do you have a 100 square meter 2 bedroom flat for yourself?
>>66455284
not really
if barca played leicester there would be lots of corners
if sunderland played villa there would be 0 corners
>Overs dangered
>>66455307
used to live with my gf but we broke up and i couldnt be bothered to find a new apartment. i hate moving places
>>66455249
It's only a 1 bed room 35 sqm flat, but it's decent. Just got the bathroom renovated too.
>>66455332
Oh okay, that makes more sense. I hate moving too, dreading moving out after uni.
>BHUTAN
Are you fucking kidding me?
wew
On X2 iceland @ 3.00
Unreal value
>>66455341
that would cost ~400 in england
>>66455311
forgot proxy lel
>>66455350
lol no
>>66455363
Not all of England though, surely? Only the big cities? I live in a relatively large city (for Sweden)
Uganda probably fixed for home win too
>>66455311
>>66455364
As we are on the topic, what are some +ev tips for looking for your own place to live?
>>66455364
>>66455393
>getting baited this hard
pmsl nibs
>burkina faso red
Are you fucking kidding me Bhutan??? Considering sudoku
>>66455350
o I am laffin
>>66455201
$625/month, and I live in the barrio, but it's close to campus
>>66453996
haahahahaahahhahahhaahahah rebacked +2.5 ahahahhahaahahahaahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahhaahahhaahhahahhaahahhahaahahahahahha
fuck
>>66454590
James Mckeown yeh sun set 7:02pm actually so they were never going to be in the sun my bad
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>>66455201
£400pm 2 bed terrace, town centre
>italy u21 won't score against andorra
what a time to be alive
Down 2.5k today and 1.5k yesterday
>>66455428
This.
So angry.
Thought it was all good at 2-2. 3-2 would have been fine too.
>>66455454
LEL
>>66455201
1200 per month, 1 bed flat
Was the cheapest I could find in my area. Rest were 700-900 for a single room in a houseshare and fuck that.
It's a nice place though, modern bathroom and kitchen. Not bad for a first home after uni.
More than 60% of my salary goes on rent though which sucks. No chance of owning it outright as I'd need to earn about 7 times what I currently get paid
Also I don't want to commute to work errday
>>66445043
Bhutan +2.75 won
B Faso +0.5 win
>>66455346
Asia too easy mate
>>66455454
MADMAN
>>66455454
TOP fucking kek
>>66455483
You live in Central London?
>>66455484
Luckily I cashed out before the 3rd goal so I made 2€ profit.
Thanks, buddy!
>>66455483
Milk and two sugars please Jenny lad
Some major value in the Youth league in the rugby union
>>66455576
where to get on?
Janny giving me a tempban for a reply. PLEASE have sex
Extremely large on o2 goals in the Gibraltar game for the same reasons as the friendly v Liechtenstein, the line is just completely wrong.
