A HAPPY BELATED EASTER EVERYONE
I'M JUST WAKING UP FROM THE FOOD COMA THAT I SET INTO YESTERDAY AFTER MY DELIGHTFUL BRUNCH. THE EGG HUNT OUTSIDE WAS ESPECIALLY ENTERTAINING. THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS TEAM PULLED UP IN THEIR BUS TO JOIN IT, BUT HAD TO SIT OUT AFTER BEING UNABLE TO LOCATE A BASKET.
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS
Go back in a coma autist
>>66448106
>assblasted cuckadelphian first post in
oooooo baby
>>66448121
Go back in a coma autist
>>66448106
>Living in a shack
>its another "orson thread that takes 5 minutes between posts" episode
MY FAVORITE EASTER CANDY IS THE "MARSHMALLOW PEEP". FOR ONE THING, THEY'RE NOT MANUFACTURED IN CHINA - PEEPS ARE PRODUCED IN A CITY JUST OUTSIDE OF PHILADELPHIA. THIS PLEASES MY NEUROTIC SIDE, AS IT ASSURES THAT I'LL NEVER COME ACROSS ANY METALLIC FRAGMENTS OF CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS THAT MAY HAVE FALLEN INTO THE MIXER WHILE TAKING A BITE.
>0 LOMBARDI TROPHIES >IGGLES >0 LOMBARDI TROPHIES >IGGLES >0 LOMBARDI TROPHIES >IGGLES >0 LOMBARDI TROPHIES >IGGLES
>>66448173
>>66448106
>>66448082
>It's an OWG episode
EARLIER THIS MONTH SEVERAL PLAYERS FROM A PHILADELPHIA-AREA HIGH SCHOOL WERE ARRESTED AFTER SEXUALLY ASSAULTING AND SODOMIZING FRESHMEN WITH A BROOM HANDLE DURING A HAZING RITUAL.
THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES RUNNINGBACKS ATTEMPTED TO DISH OUT A SIMILAR HAZING EXERCISE BUT WERE UNABLE TO FIND THE HOLE.
>FILTHADELPHIA >BROOMADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING >FILTHADELPHIA >BROOMADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING >FILTHADELPHIA >BROOMADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING >FILTHADELPHIA >BROOMADELPHIA >ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>66448082
dis gon b gud
>>66448173
Bethlehem is over an hour away from Philly, its actually famous for producing steel up until the 90s, so there probably was some metal dust in peeps back then.
>>66448232
>BUT WERE UNABLE TO FIND THE HOLE
>>66448232
>it's real
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/freshman_assaulted_with_broom_handle_by_3_philly_t.html
>>66448232
AAGAGAGGA
Based OWG is back
THIS WEEK A PHILADELPHIA-BASED PILOT WAS ARRESTED IN DETROIT AFTER BEING FOUND DRUNK AHEAD OF A FLIGHT HOME. IF HE WANTED TO TAILGATE AHEAD OF A DISASTER IN PHILADELPHIA, HE COULD HAVE JUST WAITED FOR THE PHILLIES SEASON TO START.
>LILLIES >I CAN'T BREATHE >LILLIES >I CAN'T BREATHE >LILLIES >I CAN'T BREATHE >LILLIES >I CAN'T BREATHE
Do something about rhat nigger simmonds chimping out on McDonagh OWG
>>66448307
He couldn't wait just one week
posting in an OWG thread
>>66448082
lel
>>66448307
>filename
MY SIDES THANK YOU BASED OWG
>>66448082
OWG, is that really you? I miss you I love you bb pls don't go
THE CLASSIC FILM "THE TEN COMMANDMENTS" WAS SHOWN ON TV OVER THE WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE EASTER, AND THE PHILLIES MANAGER ASKED HIS PLAYERS TO ALL VIEW THE MOVIE TO BE INSPIRED FOR THE COMING SEASON.
ONE OF HIS PITCHERS APPROACHED HIM TODAY. "COACH, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ALL THE COMMANDMENTS GOD GAVE."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"WHY WOULD I COVET MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE? I LIVE NEXT TO CLIFF LEE."
>LILLIES >MY SIDES HAVE PARTED >LILLIES >MY SIDES HAVE PARTED >LILLIES >MY SIDES HAVE PARTED >LILLIES >MY SIDES HAVE PARTED
>>66448232
Rip in piece my fucking sides
i like this guys commitment
>>66448383
Orson Welles >>>> Charlton Heston
>>66448383
I had to google this one to understand but I kek'd when I got it
IT'S ESCAPED FROM THE FACTORY!
ALERT MR. WONKA!
>>66448232
ten out of ten
>>66448232
>filename
>>66448232
>dat filename
ohhhh man my sides are already quaking
>>66448383
>"WHY WOULD I COVET MY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE? I LIVE NEXT TO CLIFF LEE."
/sp/ lives, if only for one night
WOOOOO MY ANUS IS STRAPPED IN LADS
THIS GON BE GUD
how can one single person repeatedly destroy an entire city and still they refuse to fix any of their problems?
WOOOHOOOO GO OWG
HOO BOY, THAT FOOD COMA IS COMING BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, FOLKS. WHILE I PASS OUT, I'LL DREAM BACK TO SIMPLER TIMES, LIKE THE SPRING OPENING OF MY THEME PARK ORSONWORLD.
IT WAS AN EXTREMELY FESTIVE TIME. WE CELEBRATED EAGLES HEAD COACH CHIP KELLY'S BANISHMENT TO THE OTHER CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.
>>66448468
>THE OTHER CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.
kek
>>66448468
>those signs
lo fucking l
I was literally about to type in bing.com to watch porn and go to bed, but then I was sent to boards.4chan.org/sp and I found this thread on the front page. This is better than porn, thanks OWG
WE ALSO WITNESSED THE DEDICATION OF SEVERAL NEW PIECES OF ARTWORK THROUGHOUT THE PARK.
THE FIRST WAS A 100:1 SCALE REPLICA OF AN ANUS, TO REPRESENT THE MOOD OF THE CITY AS A WHOLE.
11 out of 10 thread
>>66448504
>"just looking at these black players makes me feel sick"
>I've already got some Fried Chicken
DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT A FLYERS FAN WAS STABBED IN DOWNTOWN PHILLY BY A DEVILS FAN JUST BECAUSE HE LIKED THE FLYERS?
>STABBER FOR BEING A FLYERS FAN
>IN PHILTHADELPHIA
>MFW HE DIED
>>66448504
>I've already got some fried chicken
>that filename
I've died. Thats it. I'm ded
>>66448504
>just looking at these black players makes me sick
Thank god for OWG
THE OTHER MAJOR ART EXHIBIT IS A TRIBUTE TO PHILADELPHIA SPORTS. I ASKED THE ARTIST I HIRED TO CREATE A DISPLAY THAT WOULD BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH THE HISTORICAL AND AVERAGE PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FRANCHISE.
PERSONALLY I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED AT THE RELATIVELY TAME AMOUNTS OF FLAMING GARBAGE.
>>66448504
>filename
>>66448533
I'm crying right now
No reaction image serves this post justice
>>66448504
>that filename
that's it, sides = dead
10/10 thread
>>66448533
>heading for injured reserve
>>66448533
I'm nearly crying this one is hilarious
How can one man hate one city so much?
in ebin bread :000
OVER THE WINTER, WE ALSO RECREATED AN ACTUAL CITY BLOCK OF PHILADELPHIA, COMPLETE WITH SLUMS, FRIED CHICKEN SHOPS, LIQUOR STORES, AND CHEESESTEAK STANDS.
VISITORS ARE ENCOURAGED TO JOIN IN THE INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE AND THROW SNOWBALLS AT THE RIDERS TO SIMULATE PAST HALLMARKS OF THE CITY'S HISTORY.
>>66448566
gtfo kippers
>>66448564
cheese fucker detected
>>66448573
>filename
HOLY FUCK IT'S TOO MUCH MAKE IT STOP
>>66448573
>swiss cheese sex was great
>>66448307
wunderbar
WE ALSO INSTALLED AN EXHIBIT THAT ALLOWS GUESTS TO SIMULATE A PHILADELPHIA EAGLES PLAY. THE FIVE COASTERS REPRESENT THE OFFENSIVE LINEMEN, AND THE BOX OF GLASS BEHIND THEM REPRESENTS QUARTERBACK SAM BRADFORD.
HERE COMES THE SNAP...
>>66448573
>Swiss Cheese Sex was great
>>66448573
>NOT EVEN HOCKEY IS SAFE
>>66448533
oh man
THE PLAY WORKED TO PERFECTION! THE OFFENSIVE LINE COLLAPSED AND THE QUARTERBACK WAS SACKED.
EAGLES COACHES HAVE ALREADY COMPLIMENTED MY PARK'S DESIGNERS FOR THEIR AMAZING DETAIL TO REAL-WORLD ACCURACY.
>>66448614
>filename
>>66448614
>>66448640
pfffffft
>>66448614
>No marvin, not that kind of gun
>>66448614
>>66448640
3ebin5me
>>66448640
RIP Sum Borfeld
>>66448640
Will Filthy ever recover?
FINALLY WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE CREAM OF THE CROP, A GUIDED RIDE THAT TAKES YOU ON A TOUR OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SEASON.
FANS LINED UP ANXIOUSLY ON OPENING DAY, CLAIMING THAT THE RIDE WAS THE BEST ITS EVER BEEN, SURE TO WIN AWARDS, AND MAINTAIN ITS MOMENTUM THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE EXPERIENCE.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY FARE ONCE THEY'VE SETTLED IN AND FACED THE ELEMENTS
>hes making visual representations through Rollercoaster Tycoon now
this joke has surpassed meta an travelled to a new dimension
>>66448693
he's been doing that for months, man, how long have you been away?
>>66448689
this is going to be good
>>66448693
>now
go away leddit
JUST AS I SUSPECTED. THEY CAN'T JUMP OFF OF THE RIDE FAST ENOUGH, MAKING IT A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THE PHILADELPHIA BANDWAGON COMPLEX.
D-CELL BATTERIES AND VOMIT INDUCING LIQUIDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR THEIR PURCHASE AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP.
>This thread
>>66448729
>JUST AS I SUSPECTED. THEY CAN'T JUMP OFF OF THE RIDE FAST ENOUGH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Didn't the original OSW leave years ago
>>66448729
>>66448729
Z E R O
THIS IS AN OLD IMAGE BY NOW BUT I AM HAVING IT FRAMED AND PUT UP ON MY OFFICE WALL SO THAT I CAN CHERISH THE MEMORIES THAT ORSONWORLD HAS CREATED FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.
IT'S GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL YEAR.
OWG is so obsessed it's not even funny
I laugh some times at his jokes despite being an eagles fan, but then I feel bad for him and his life
I wonder if he feels obligated to do so to keep up his internet fame, that would make it a mental problem would it not?
>>66448794
>>66448759
>cuckadelphia
>>66448794
The real OWG died after getting killed by feral Philly niggers a while ago. This is just some Redditor who saw his page on encyclopedia dramatica and thought it was totally epic.
>>66448806
I don't visit this shithole anymore, I thought OWG got ran off
Where's the green text spam and actually funny jokes?
Is this even the real deal OWG?
>>66448794
>despite being an eagles fan
PHILADELPHIA HAS 4 TEAMS IN THE 4 MAJOR SPORTS LEAGUES
PHILADELPHIA IS GOING TO FINISH DEAD LAST IN 2 OUT OF THOSE 4
THEY'RE SO DESPERATE TO FINISH FIRST AT SOMETHING THAT THEY JUST WANT TO FINISH FIRST IN THE DRAFT
>day late
>no greentext spam
Step up your game Reddit.
>>66448829
>>66448841
>>66448794
>>66448759
shouldn't you be getting stabbed in rittenhouse square?
>>66448859
Okay reddit. Nice try.
>>66448794
>>66448806
>>66448811
>>66448817
>>66448829
>>66448841
they're coming like moths to a flame
Is this what you guys do on /sp/ now?
Jerk off old memes because every ounce of original content was flushed away with the generals coming to fruition?
This is sad tbqh
The cold shitskin infested hellhole of Philthydelphia on suicide watch
>>66448794
>living in a shack
These threads always make me miss Roller Coaster Tycoon
>>66448903
then why are you here?
>>66448806
>>66448811
>>66448837
But don't you guys realize how much time he wastes on making these?
Has to think of a whole threads worth of jokes of at least maybe 25 posts, he scours obscure news articles that link Pennsylvanians doing anything wrong and ties it together with a sports joke
Every city will have crazy click bait news articles, and even on that list Florida would top it
I've seen articles of people getting shot in the head by a nigger after a falcons game because he was a saints fan
Then he uses that computer game to add to it which is a whole new level of autism
Between a full time job and school that I go to I barely even have time to lurk anymore
This takes dedication
>>66448504
>"Just looking at these black players makes me feel sick"
Lost it here
>>66448868
phone poster detected. cry more
>>66448932
Seeing how awful this place became.
>>66448937
look at this thread and look at the way this faggot typed it. he's a stupid philly nigger on a phone that came here from reddit.
go the fuck away
>>66448937
Filthy in full defense mode. Does that Swiss cheese feel good on your dick?
>>66448937
>he puts effort into online community building
>hes wasting time
go die in a fire
>>66448937
>obscure news articles
I live in Maryland and all that shit showed up on my facebook trends
>>66448949
>>66448937
This is not OWG.
I've been here for years, this is an imposter.
Notice how dead this thread is and it's like 5 people suckin his dick?
Old OWG had full threads. This is honestly pathetic.
>>66448949
Me too
on of us?
>>66448976
GUISE GUISE GUISE!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN HERE FOREVER YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I'M POSTING FROM MY CELL PHONE
>People ITT honestly think this is OWG
>>66448990
Sorry your thread is dead guy. You might want to try it on Reddit where this low energy low effort thread would go over huge. If you want the mantle of OWG you need to at least try a little bit and not just samefag your thread and advertise it in every general on the board.
>>66448995
Only Redditors
>>66448995
It isn't, but who the fuck cares. It's funny.
>>66449018
tldr
>>66449049
In short; You have to go back.
>>66449033
>>66449049
Fuck off samefag phoneposter
>>66449062
cell phone posters need to go on facebook
What is this cell phone meme
>>66449018
You sure take these memes seriously bud.
You should probably take some time off and reevaluate your priorities.
>he posted something people enjoy, but it's not how I remember it! TIME TO COMPLAIN!
>>66449069
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>66449090
we know youre posting from a cell phone you underage faggot
>phoneposting
Wtf is this shit
Newfaggots and reddit need to go back
>>66448937
>>66448937
I can probably come up with 5 jokes about the redskins by browsing the Washington Post for 15 minutes. Just helps that Philadelphia is worse.
-posted on Andriod
>>66448232
This is great
How can you tell if someone is posting from a phone?
>>66448968
you are new as fuck if you think 2016 /sp/ isn't awful
it is ridiculous how dead this place is
>2016 /sp/
>generals only shithole
pick both
ITT: reddit
>arguing over how/who you can tell to go to reddit
>>66449243
I keep getting banned for making haxball threads
why don't amerifats call them easter balls instead of eggs?
>>66448307
>>66448932
>not posting pic related to this comment
>>66448937
It didn't take him anytime since he is just reposting all of this
TYBOW
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>>66448533
>heading for the injured reserve
>>66448929
they have a general on /vr/. it's pretty comfy
>>66448533
>I can't find the playoffs
Oh my god
>>66448232
PHILTHY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66448504
I'm fucking crying! 11/10
>>66448533
>I cant find the playoffs
>>66448533
The original OWG would have put OW in this pic somewhere. Step it up m8.
>>66448402
WOOD BERRY
"HEY GUYS, I 'M A PHILADELPHIA FAN! I SUCK"
lmao
xD
This thread was funny. Thanks OP
>it's a /sp/ re-hashes old memes episode
Costanza dot jay peg am I doing it right
>>66448793
/sp/ hall of fame
