Give it to me straight /sp/ what would happen tomorrow if we win tomorrow and eliminate the yanks from the World Cup for the first time in 30 years?
Nothing really. You will still be poor. They will still have the biggest human empire in recorded history.
>>66446975
>tf
>we
>>66447021
Savage
On /sp/ where every American who posts in a WC thread would get greentexted into oblivion, is the media? They would complain about it for a day and never bring it up again until the women's have their WC and they use it to say the USWNT should get paid more than then men's team.
>>66447021
>Both sides of the border look exactly the same
Nice try Mexicuck
>>66446975
Nothing, nobody here gives a shit if the win or lose except for the autistic spergs that pretend to be British on weekends by watching "football" at their local "pub" so they can say words like "nil" and "pitch"
>>66447104
Most people on /mls/ are just as anti-yurocuck as you are m8
But it's cool, keep your ridiculous presumtions
>>66446975
>we
I wouldn't be surprised if you're actually a player. Fucking hell, Guatemala is such a shit team
>>66447152
>
>2-0
you would still get out in groups in the WC 2bh family
>>66447076
Chiapas is the shittiest state in Mexico desu
>>66447253
Huehuetenango and San Marcos are the shittiest departments in Guatemala desu
>>66447291
Yeah Guatemala is so good and that's why you're in the USA
Fuckhead
>>66447549
>1 Guatemalan vs. 45 chicanos on /sp/
Alright m8 you got me there
>>66447021
Shieeet where is border control?
>>66447626
Not sure what your point is. Central America is a shit hole, your flag is literally evidence of that. Not sure how any of you take 'pride' in your "countries".
>>66447663
WE WUZ MAYANS
>>66447663
In 15 years when you are owned by a Chinese lower-middle class family we'll see how much banter you can dish.
Besides I'm only studying here and plan on returning as soon as I get my degree
also:
>Mexico
>Central America
shit meme, wog.
>>66447663
Btfo. Same logic with >chicanos as well
>>66447752
>Besides I'm only studying here and plan on returning as soon as I get my degree
Sure you will, Juan :^)
>>66447104
>only British people watch soccer
>mexicans thinking they're not just like central americans
geographically it may be north american but you'll never fit in with the rest of north america, guatemala honduras mexico salvador nicaragua are all the same shitskins
>>66447812
It really is incomprehensible how these third-world monkeys move to objectively better countries for obvious reasons and then still support the slum shitholes from whence they came in sport.
Worse yet, sometimes they DONT even come from those countries (their parents did) and they support those countries because of muh heritage over the country they were born and raised in.
The funniest examples I have seen are when Pakistan or India play England in cricket in England. It always ends up being a de facto home game for Pakistan/India. And it's common for British Indians/Pakis playing for England to be harassed by the crowd for being "traitors".
>>66446975
Soccer remains an obscure sport in the US and baseball continues its uncontested reign as #1 summer sport.
No entiendo como son las eliminatorias de la concacaf
por qué los gringos quedarían eliminados tan rapido?
>>66447834
>>66447899
Unlike chicanos I love country and long to be there every second of every day.
I ain't staying in this shithole any longer than I have to bruv
>any country other than the US
>American
heh
>>66447940
> Chile in charge of not being stupid
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_(CONCACAF)
>>66447943
ill give you a pass since you are actually Guatemalan I assume
I was more talking about the lads with a thick Yorkshire accent who abuse British Asians for being "traitors". I'm sure the same thing happens in the USA with Mexicans etc
>>66447972
too lazy to read that
just give me a fast explanation mexifriend
>>66446975
Literally no one will care.
>>66447940
>>66448004
There are 5 stages to CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying, because their ranking in FIFA, the US came in at stage 4 where there are 3 groups and only 2 teams from each group qualify to the final Hexagonal round (which is a normal round-robin tournament.)
everyone will say "why isn't the US in this competition" in 2018. then well go back to watching baseball
>>66447905
>>66448055
>Fatstick being relevant somewhere other than the northwest.
Good meme yankee scum
>>66447988
It's a little different because the UK was a racially/ethnically homogeneous country that inadvertently invited mass immigration from third world countries by conquering and building an empire on those countries. The US was founded on the encouragement of immigration from everywhere and continued to grow with immigrants throughout its history.
Also we don't care about soccer here. We don't much care about international sports at all.
>>66448072
*northeast
>>66448041
well even if they lose tomorrow they can save it tbqhwy
>>66448072
Thanks I will.
>>66448114
Por lo mas que quiero que eliminen a los negros tramposos trinitenses de mierda tambien me alegraria si los pequeños de la CONCACAF derrocan a uno de los gigantes la verda.
>>66448114
Wont be in their hands anymore.
>>66448072
>>66448099
b/c we don't have hordes of mexicans
>>66448185
kek caribeaners love blubberslide more than red-blooded americans
>>66448197
you're thinking of cubans, dominicans, or puerto ricans
>>66448176
>tramposos
that's mexico
>>66448216
It was a conjoined effort.
And Mexico being cheating scumbags is just the tip of the iceberg of hate lad
>>66448235
Well I'm not mexican or central american so I don't really know what you're talking about. I just remember them refballing their way to that cup final just like chile
>>66448250
>2006 world cup qualifying
>Guatemala had it's best squad in history
>It all crashes down because of Trinitarian-Mexican collusion
>>66447021
>Mexicans complain that Guatemalans come to Mexico illegally
>Mexicans come to the US illegally
Can't wait to send them all back tbqh
>>66448273
I wonder how Panamanians feel about the US advancing mexico in the last qualifiers
>>66448330
destroyed lol. Did you not watch their reactions?
They went from 100 to 0 real quick...
>>66448324
they come here illegally on their to the states senpai.
>>66446975
quetzal's are qtpi birds desu
>>66448341
they deserve that misery and more for abandoning basedball
>>66448341
I saw the match, but I mean I wondered if they still rage over it
I would desu, pretty dirty by the US and I doubt you guys would have done the same, you would have loved to leave them out which would be bantz central here
>>66448438
know dad
>>66448273
>TEN (10) YEARS LATER
>still being this anally ravaged
wew
Enjoy 3rd place and never qualifying for a WC.
>>66447021
>Poor 3rd world country calling others equally poor countries poor
Comedy fucking gold.
>>66447021
Mexicans are now building our walls, taking back our illegals, and doing our bantz, and it doesn't cost us a nickel.
Our friendly cucks to the south.
>>66447648
There is none, it is an absolute joke. And our institutions too. And the worst part is, centroamericans are physically indistinguishable from rural Mexicans, so in a way, you don't even know for sure who is a real Mexican and who isn't.
>>66447648
what did you call it again? border CONTROL?
>>66446975
Not too much. The tiny minority of Americans who care about soccer are pissed off, but the rest of the country ignores us. I bet that the vast majority of Americans won't even know about this until 2018.
>>66452816
>centroamericans are physically indistinguishable from rural Mexicans, so in a way, you don't even know for sure who is a real Mexican and who isn't.
I can't imagine how annoying it must be to have illegal immigrants who look almost identical to a lot of the people in the area they're moving into.
>>66447663
>your flag is literally evidence of that
Piss off, central American flags were based on ours
>>66452861
Does that happen in literally every single country?
Candians and Americans look the same, Scots and Englishmen look the same, Ukranians and Bielorussians look the same, etc
>>66447021
>mexico bantering about poverty
How is Guatemala?. I always seen it as a comfy country.
>>66453227
>How is Guatemala
It has the highest murder rate in the world
>>66453227
Nigga you dumb?
>>66447940
Because we really, really suck. Also, I think the way CONCACAF qualifying works means that we technically still have a chance even after we lose.
>>66448787
bump for more chaputines tears
>>66447021
Thank you Mexico you are my greatest ally.
I will personally write a thank you to the Guatemalan soccer team for killing the soccer in America meme once and for all.
>>66448072
Be reasonable, Guatemala. What do you think most of the rest of your continent is doing/interested in during the summer months?
>we
I don't understand, how would the USA be eliminated? The USA would be 5 points behind Guatemala with 2 games to go
>>66446975
>we
poor deluded faggot
SP IS FULL OF CHICANOS AKSKSJKAJSJA
>>66464083
both teams play st vincent, so guate is basically guaranteed points there.
>>66453406
That's a damn lie we have one dangerous city and that's only certain parts of the capital
>>66463867
>I've been found out
panic
>>66447021
Tu pondras la primera piedra del muro fronterizo, no?
This thread cracked me up. Well done guys, upvoted.
>>66447021
My personal experience
>Guatemalan border station is opened 24/7
>Mexican station CLOSES AT FUCKING 6 PM
>Mexico
>Too poor to keep a border crossing opened after 6 pm
>>66447021
oof fuckin savage
