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How do we fix this steaming pile of shit?
I'm afraid we won't even reach the semis this time.
>judging performances in friendly matches
:^)
Remove kebab
You lucked out and robbed Messi of his WC
Fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Add more kebabs into your "country", maybe even let a few of them join the team as a token of appreciation for cultural entichment
try producing more full backs and strikers
>>66439136
This, then bring back more Aryan blood.
>>66439149
>>66439136
What now?
>>66439136
If you take out the players who aren't German, you have Marco Reus and 10 literally whos. Thank christ Germans have no national pride as they would be Denmark tier at best.
>>66439163
>sturrige
>wellbacked
>the ox
>walcott
>tfw germans cant even fly their own flag cause MUH GUILT MUH RACISM PLS WE CHANGED
>>66439198
--------------Müller-------------
--Reus---Draxler---Götze
-------Kroos-----Schweini----
--Schmelzer---Hummels--Höwedes---Durm
--------------Neuer--------------
>>66439202
>implying any of them are capable of making the current Anglo team
>>66439236
Muller is Polish
Kroos, Hummels and and Durm have Russian blood
>>66439256
>Muller is Polish
Volksdeutsche =/= Polish
Fuck outta here with that nonsense, fuckboy probably doesnt even like kielbasa or lewandowski
is it already the time for /bintpol/ posters to crawl out of their holes and fill every thread with shit?
>>66439236
> playing Schweini
> playing Höwedes
> playing Götze
> playing Draxler
> leaving out Özil
> leaving out Boateng
well meme'd
>>66439256
fuck off, kraut
don't make me kick your ass a third time
2 WORLD WARS
1 WORLD CUP
>>66439290
are you retarded?
I quoted that faggot who claimed that there are no good white German players
>>66439290
Why even engage anglos in discussion? Shit we'll beat them this year if we play them, like we always have
>>66439256
>muller
>Polan stronk
thats funny, considering we dont want him
>>66439300
>white
This isn't /pol/shit. I only ask that they have German blood, not poles or turks born in Germany as that does not make you German.
Holly & Ellyse could take them on their own tbqhwyl
>>66439308
>we
>>66439302
Are you the same Romanian that said Maxim was better than every English player currently playing?
>>66439339
Shouldnt you be at the mosque mohhamad
>>66439271
>>66439308
oh look it's mixed mutts wannabe germans
>>66439364
I already went but thanks for reminding me
>>66439374
>wannabe germans
>mixed mutts
pay attention to the context sperglord im speaking on behalf of the poles
chuju
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Unlike Spain we don't even have the players we need.
Post your face when we unironically play Can and Hector as fullbacks with Durm/Schmelzer as backups.
>>66439410
>we
Welcher Teil von Deutschland sind Sie von Freund?
>>66439410
You do have a great team and a variety of players and alternatives.
It's just that friendlies into the trash they go.
>>66439410
>tfw no fullbacks
>tfw no strikers
come here 'Tschalnd, i know that feel all to well
>>66439438
Sorry, actually just arrived from Syria 6 months ago, currently still contemplating about learning German.
I would prefer it if posted in a language we both understand when talking to me (Arabic).
>germany in friendlies
our record in friendlies must be the worst out of any semi-decent footballing nation
i fear for our fullbacks though.
>>66439520
Damn, just thinking that you guys joke about shit like that cannot mean the future of your country is bright
>>66439495
DARMIAN IS FUCKING SHIT RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66439655
Good point. Feel free to discuss the future of our country further on
>>>/int/
>>>/pol/
See you there.
Seems like England and France are the most balanced teams this time.
Honest question here for all Germans:
Would you go full Anschluss again, just to get your hands on Alaba and to play him at LB?
>>66439750
france's defense is just fuck my shit up tier
>>66439694
>>66439520
I like you, i would ask you to be my bf if I knew you in real life
>>66439817
you are a grill, r-right?
>>66439782
And it seems like you're not going to call Benzema, so you will cannot into score
>>66439878
You aren't my kraut-sama
Post your dream EURO sqauds /sp/orts.
>>66440769
>no Özil
>>66440769
>Spot the white man.png
>>66440854
On the bench mate.
He's wasted on the wings. Maybe over Kroos but I don't think Kroos + Özil will work.
>>66440769
>Can
'no'
>>66440921
>hating on the white viera
>>66440769
How bout a classic diamond
>>66440977
>vieira
>playing for liverslip
Stop 7-1ing just the piece of shit that Brazil is and get to memeing results against England.
>CHATEKRAUß SCHEISSE GEKT DOPPELKOLBANGEDDKLUPPLUNG
>>66441113
German train operator begins women only carriages over fears of migrant attacks.
Regiobahn line announced this week that the women-only carriages will be available for passengers travelling between Leipzig and Chemnitz in central Germany.
>>66441170
>virgin hates feminism
More news at 11
>>66439131
This. Based on friendly matches you would wrongly assume germany can even beat Italy in real matches.
>>66439142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VExo8oKQpXw
>this goal
>luck
germany has a very good team, because we have many good players and not just 1 ronaldo or messi, the good players are not world class but all in all it makes a better team.
How do we fix it?
>>66441797
You were lucky about higuain fucking up.
>>66439198
>who is Neuer
>who is Muller
>who is Gotze
>who is Hummels
>who is Kroos
>who is Schurrle
>>66439198
hey hey now, no need to be a bastard
lol germany got so fucking lucky, just watching that game it could've been 3-1 disregarding goetzes goal, including that it was 3-2 AT BEST.
literally the only other dangerous opportunity was right before halftime off a corner or something where it deflected into the argentine goalkeeper.
meanwhile argentina had a dangerous disallowed offside goal, higuain 1v1, palacio, messi, another messi backpass off a run on the wing, and probably 1-2 more if Di maria or aguero could even play.
literally the free world cup for argentina, but they blew it.
anyway who gives a fuck, that world cup is all about 7-1
>>66441990
He clearly didn't watch, probably planning his voyage to Germany in Syria at the time
>>66441990
>you were lucky that X didnt do Y
Sounds like the exact reason why anyone would ever win anything.
>>66442244
Not true.
There have been teams that completely deserved a trophy like 2012 Euro Spain but you drew against Ghana and didn't look impressive against France. You could say Germany looked unstoppable after 7-1 and erased the first part of the tournament but Argentina could've easily won the game by multiple goals. It was luck and you know it, we all know it. Then again we all know a team needs luck to win modern world cups.
>>66442339
>you drew against Ghana
Point being?
>didn't look impressive against France
Thats a requirement for winning now? Looking impressive? Impressive being what exactly?
>and erased the first part of the tournament
What was there to erase? The rape of Portugal, the victory against France?
>could've easily won the game by multiple goals
Words spoken by every loser ever lived. We could have, we might have, maybe if that had.
>It was luck and you know it, we all know it
I think thats the problem: You unironically deluded yourself in believing that you know something.
>>66441954
>Banned
>>66442244
nice digits la
>>66442339
And Argentina had no deal even being in the final. Does anyone remember anything they did that World Cup? Completely unremarkable run, would have been a complete joke if they actually won.
>>66442339
this flag, this topic, his posts, need to say more ?
>>66439198
how many euros have the entirety of great britain won again?
>>66442452
>unironatically should've been down 4-0 to Algeria at the half
Now I know why Algeria couldn't finish, they don't betray their own kebabs
All these light weights trying to shit on a GOAT nation and all these Landsleute taking the bait. Unless you're Brazil, Italy or Spain don't even bother replying, because those are the only one whose opinions are worth regarding.
We have discount comebacks just in case:
> 7:1
> more ECs than Italy
> more WCs than Spain
Lol messicucks are so brainwashed it hurts.
>>66442647
>>66442647
Why would Italy reply to the girl they always rape?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_2qI-VQYM
>Nobody mentioning best German RB.
>>66442463
One less than Denmark. :^)
Which btw all the danish players were on holidays until like what 24-48hrs?? before the start of the tournament because the weren't supposed to participate.
Glorious Denmark '92. But it would have been nice to see Yugoslavia participating, they had a magnificent team back then.
>>66441954
>Banned
>>66439121
remove italians
>>66451814
>Germany wil never know what it feels like to have the GOAT, Nicola Sansone, betray his country to play for yours
>>66439121
Germany, still 1,000,000 better than any Swamplands player.
