>If you ask me if I am one of the best strikers in the world, I say yes because I believe it,”
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"I'm not gay, I really really like women." - C. Ronaldo
>Paul Scholes was better than Messi
-Xavi
TL from Portuguese: "Yesssss, right there! Fuck my ass!" C. Ronaldo
>What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?
>A virgin
Peter Crouch
>>66438261
what a hero
"Why is everyone on /sp/ obsessed with me?" -Cristiano Ronaldo
>>66438261
>insanely tall
>not terrible looking
>a virgin
i doubt it
>>66440221
i don't know, he's too gangly and goofy, and as far as i can tell, he was really awkward.
>>66440221
>not terrible looking
>>66440221
>ugly people can't have sex
Spotted the virgin
>>66440221
If he wasn't a footballer he'd have less to spend on clothes, hair, stylists, etc.
>>66440221
he's fucking ugly m8
>>66440221
>insanely tall
that's bad in his case, just look at him. he's lanky as fuck.
>not terrible looking
kek
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>>66440381
At what age do you guys think Stephen Merchant lost his virginity?
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What has that got to do with this>>66440256
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>>66440381
It's not like it's hard to stick your dick in some British slag.
>tsuuuu
>>66436355
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>I’m not prepared to make any comments on the World Cup in Qatar in 1922.
>Milan or Madrid - doesn't matter as long as it's in Italy
On mobile, the fuck is that flag?
>>66441465
Saint Lucia
>posting in a /rare/ thread
"In my mind, I scored a hat-trick and helped Real Madrid win against Sevilla." - Tsunaldo
