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why haven't accepted yuropoors we're literally superior at poverty ball?

you can't even compete with us and UEFA is literally a meme league that always relly on their top meme teams to barelly compete with us.

Hell, even bolivia could wipe the flood with half yurocuck teams.

Just like the fucking aliens made humans look weak as fuck in DBZ, but that doesn't mean krillin and yamcha aren't strong motherfuckers.

Literally bolivia and venezuela are like Krillin and Yamsha.

Even our women are superior.

Stay mad rest of the irrelevant world.
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this nigga gets it

t. totally not a spic
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best /sp/ thread in years
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>>66429963
>why haven't accepted yuropoors we're literally superior at poverty ball?

why don't you sort out your sentences you dumb shit
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>yfw the guats win the Concacafq Ualifyer
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>>66430024
you have to go back
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what is it with middle/south americans and dbz?
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>>66429963
>I rates krillin and yamcha

tips
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>>66430057
Shonen anime and Dora the Explorer are the only things that get broadcasted down there
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>why haven't accepted yuropoors we're literally superior at poverty ball?
>you can't even compete with us

is this bait?
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>>66430070
and the Simpsons
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>>66430057

Everybody in Latin America grew up watching that shit, it defined our childhoods
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Last 3 world cups won by white Euro countries

5 of 6 teams in the finals were whiter Euros plus Argentina who are basically european

White Euro master race is stronger than ever.
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>>66430092
UEFA is trash beyond their top 5 teams.
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>>66430109
Top 40 teams there are all elite though
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>>66430109
This. England, Belgium, Spain, France and Portugal.

But conmebol is shit outside of Argentina.
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>>66430109

CONMEBOL is trash beyond their top 5 teams (Chile, Uruguay, Argentina, Colombia, and Brazil). What's your point?
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Not a sport, take your spic shit back to /int/ where it belongs
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>>66430142
>Implying Bolivia and Venezuela wouldn't blow the fuck out of Russia or Austria any day of the week
wew lad
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>colombia

literally the belgium of SA
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>>66430142
>Belgium
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>>66430162

You forgot to take your meds again m8
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>>66430139
>andorra
>serbia
>croatia
>israel
>maybe shit like greece
>elite top 40

>>66430154
UEFA WC qualifiers are a fucking joke.

just not having a robin system make it more of a luck game than skill.

>>66430154
Bolivia and venezuela could BTFO like 3/4 of the yuros.
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>>66430181
Go back to the oven untermensch.
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>>66430194
Are nazifags in a constant state of delusion where their ideology didn't die in the 1940s?
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>>66430182
Besides Andorra all of them would the shit out of your joke squad.
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>>66430162
>>66430194

>american banter

you're embarrassing m8
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>>66430174
more like the mexico/poland of south america

Chile is infested with columbian drug dealers, prostitutes and criminals. I'm not joking, some cities declared columbian immigrants persona non grata
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>>66430211
Hey Mr. Beaner, far right movements are coming back in both Europe and the US. It's you who lives in denial.
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>>66430223
>yfw trump loses

kek
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>>66430217
I'm not trying to """banter"""", take your juvenile ass banter meme back to /int/. I'm simply telling him to fuck off.
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>>66429963
>stay mad rest of the irrelevant world
stopped reading here
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>>66430223

>>>/pol/

This is a sports board
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>>66430213
bro, bolivia can take a match from any conmebol team if they're lucky.

Hell, even venezuela can score somethings a lucky tie or win against better teams.

I don't see the bottom UEFA teams winning to germany.
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>>66429963
even the Faroes would beat half the teams from your 3rd world federation

get fucked shitskins
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>>66430235
Found the non-white.
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>>66430239
hide the thread then you americuck
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>>66430244
>he thinks we're on int or pol
lmao
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>>66430239
>banter
>/int/ meme
You're a disgrace
mexican illegal detected
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>the next time a sudaca country will have a realistic chance at winning a world cup it will have been twenty (20) years since one of them won it
>but trust me eurofriend we're better at your sport than you are!
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>>66429963
>DBZ references
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>>66430261
>lmao
stopped reading there
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>>66430254
>half their league have literal who teams

>>66430265
>our league is better simply because of the top 5
delusions.
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world cup is basically UEFA featuring brazil&argentine
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>>66429963
Why are Croatians permanently mad?
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>>66430282
WC is a meme cup always won by the same teams.
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>>66430283
that bitch remember me of public pickup street porn.
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Mexico never got out of the quarterfinals despite hosting the World Cup twice. Colombia, likewise, is shit and so is Chile, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Panama, Puerto Rico etc.

Are mestizos just the shittiest race to ever play sports? Note that the only Latin American countries to ever win the WC were Argentina, Uruguay (white people) and Brazil (blacks and mulattoes). Never mestizo shitters.
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even if you were light years ahead of us that wouldn't change the fact that you live in a complete hellhole where people worry if they get to live another day constantly
literally no reason to be a proud latino
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>>66430349
Colombia and Chile are probably better than most yuro teams and America
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>>66430386
don't worry, you'll become a muslim infected shithole soon.

oh, wait...
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>>66430396
They never won anything aside from token beaner memecups. Chile hosted the World Cup once, got BTFO by Yugoslavia or Czechoslovakia (forgot which) in the semis, never achieved anything after that.
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>>66430406
'oh wait' what?
no rapefugees want to stay here
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>>66430313
wah wow wooey
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>>66430441
oh shit, I forgot you're an irrelevant balkan country.

Literally chile and argentina are more developed than your shithole.
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>>66430464
I very much doubt they are.
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>>66430109
let's have a look

>FIFA World Rankings:

Top 20: 6x conmebol, 14x uefa

>World Football Elo Ratings

Top 20: 6x conmebol, 12x uefa

also more WC titles for EUFA

you sir, are wrong
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>>66430464
maybe
but what does it have to do with YOUR shithole
it's run by druglords. What have your people done regarding that
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>>66430494
So?
Only 8 teams have won the WC.

WC is alway won by the same teams.

4/5ths of the conmebol are considered top tier.
just 1/3 of UEFA are even top tier.

lmao.

>>66430517
http://countryeconomy.com/countries/compare/croatia/colombia

bro, you don't have anything to brag about us, your country is worse in some aspects than us.

we're basically two mediocre pieces of shit.
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>why haven't accepted yuropoors we're literally superior at poverty ball?

you cant blame them giving up, they like it when brownlets take away their things, first it was their women and their countries now its their semen slurping sport. Its their fetish
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>>66430646
well i know my country is shit
it's pretty comfy if you somehow manage to pull your shit together, have a decent job, etc
still jellous of your cheap ass cocaine. How much is it, $2-3?
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>>66430717
you need to tell me first how easy is to fuck your women?

do I simply ask random girls on the street if they want to fuck for money like in those checz street videos?
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World cup top finishers

>2014
Germany > Argentina > Netherlands > Brazil
>2010
Spain > Netherlands > Germany > Uruguay
>2006
Italy > France > Germany > Portugal
>2002
Brazil > Germany > Turkey > South Korea
>1998
France > Brazil > Croatia > Netherlands
>1994
Brazil > Italy > Sweden > Bulgaria
>1990
Germany > Argentina > Italy > England
>1986
Argentina > Germany > France > Germany
>1982
Italy > Germany > Poland > France
>1978
Argentina > Netherlands > Brazil > Italy

We could go back futher but the image stays the same. UEFA is simply superior. Not only do we finish higher overall, we're also much more diverse. Dozens of nations in Europe have the potential for a high finish or even winning the world cup. Meanwhile South America has Brazil and Argentina (for Uruguay you have to go back to the stone age).
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>>66430142
>England
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>>66430751
no
not many women here are into sex with strangers
it they are, you'd have to impress them or have a drink at hand or something
total sluts are generally looked down upon
well i got this perspective from the people i asociate with at least
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>>66430248
m8 we've lost to Sweden, Ireland, Poland and a bunch of other shitters in qualifiers
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>>66429963
>Venezuela is the Yamcha of America.

Just so.
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>>66430806
>the same 5 meme teams
wow nigger, it's just sad a bunch of thild worlders can beat you at your own game.

It like an african poor nation beating the USA military in war.

hilarious.
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>>66430438
Chile just won copa america lol.
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>>66430438
Only 8 teams have won the WC, the rest are just irrelevant meme teams.
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>>66430902
Germany, France, England, Italy, Netherlands, Spain, Portugal, Turkey, Croatia, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Sweden, Poland, Austria, Soviet Union, Belgium


All of these nations have at least as many top 4 finishes as the best CONMEBOL nation outside of Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay - Chile.


Just drop your lazy bait and accept your mediocrity.
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>>66430646
>>4/5ths of the conmebol are considered top tier

Only brazil and argentina were relevant in world football in the last decades, i don't know if you are serious about your arguments here
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not to mention South Americans play almost nothing except football and there's almost 400 million of those fuckers, while there's 750 million in Europe, but with a way way higher level of diversification in sports
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>>66431012
oh wow, just just named half conmebol.

lol

>>66431072
>last decades
>uruguay winning the first WC
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>>66431079
>uruguay winning the first WC

since 1950 they finished 4th for three times, equals irrelevant
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Only Brazil and Argentina have won the World Cup though
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>>66431130
you forgot urgay
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>>66431118
oh wow, an yuropoor butthurt a mediocre league has the same amount of cups both in WC and international clubes championships.

hilarious.
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>>66431142
>Counting world cups from before the 60s

wew
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>>66431079
he said last decades dipshit, not last century

>>66431142
jules rimet trophée, literally 4 teams in a tournament.
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South America(except Brazil and Argentina) has been irrelevant for a decade now.
Get used to it because it's not going to get better.
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>>66431167
>>66431168
and yet brazil is the only team who has classified to all WC.
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>>66431190
sometimes I wonder about the other leagues, you know.

Do non conmebol nor uefa countries even play porverty ball?
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>>66431156
I see you have no real arguments for your thread, now calling me butthurt for naming stats and facts, are you 14 years old?

I, for myself, wish to see colombia to reach a semi-final for the first time, maybe in your lifetime to bring some happiness to your miserable country.
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It must be awful to live in an actual third world country.
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>>66431200
Brazil and Argentine have always been some of the strongest football nations, but don't try to assimilate your irrelevant nation with them.
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>>66429963

Columbia probably is the hottest soccer country in the world right now. All the experts are singing their praises. Whats your opinion on the MLS?
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>>66430646

You are out of your mind if you think Columbia is a nicer, or even 'as nice', place to live as Croatia. Columbia is a fucking hell hole.

That being said, take your small-time argument elsewhere. You do realise you are posting on a forum where people from tier 1 countries live? Your argument is like two homeless people arguing over who has less shit on their shit covered bin bag coat.
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>>66431254
awful to live nice to visit. I visit Ensenada once a year and its pretty much kingdom for middle class men like myself
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>>66431267
They are more focused on the mighty chinese league, all their best players play there.
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>>66431239
>>66431261
no need to.
both leagues have won pretty much the same amount of cups.

I've never claimed we're the best in conmebol, fucking retards.

>>66431267
the american club league?

no clue, pretty much everyone here is about libertadores cup.
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>>66430097
Argentina is white as France, my friend
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>we're literally superior
>you can't even compete with us
>our women are superior

Why are you posting a mexican fan? They don't play in Conmebol. Are you retarded?
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>>66431275
there's american cities that look like fallout 4.

I can easily cherry pick your country as well dumbass.

I rather live in my hot eternal summer than live in some of your """""""cities"""""""" filled with subhumans.
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brazil and argentina (and sometimes cheeky uruguay) are the only relevant countries in CONMEBOL.

germany, italy and nowadays spain are the only relevant countries in UEFA
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TrUe colombian bro, latin master race hahahaha
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>>66431291
but you try to claim their sucess like a parasite.

>hurr we play in the same federation we are as strong as brazil

no you arent. and your players prefer to play at PingPong FC.
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>>66431345
Its not true, colombia has more players than you in europe. 5 a 0 hahahahaha
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>>66430097
>Italy
>Spain
>White
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>>66431386
lol wut
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>tfw will never have a Mexican/south American gf
What do I do Bruhs
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>>66431305
We play in conmebol for copa america and libertadores
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>>66431345
Is that why Netherlands finished third and second at the last two cups?
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>>66431373
implying I give a fuck a bunch of yuropoors brag about their shitholes.

lmao

enjoy your terrorism.
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>>66431407
Are you the guy who makes blacked threads on /tv/?
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>>66430024
Build wall
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>>66431407
ok lad
get back at fucking your beloved donkey if you are done with shitposting
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>>66431407
>implying I give a fuck a bunch of yuropoors brag about their shitholes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SAYS THE

>COLOMBIAN

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

now i have seen everything, i am out
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>>66430097
Italia and spain are more related to latin americans than you
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Why do people only care about povertyball?

>MFW we are great in baseball, golf taewkando, boxing, lucha libre, etc but people only cares about shitty soccer
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>>66431434
no but I save cuck shit.

>>66431450
ok lad.
go back to getting allack hu ackbar while you go to the restaurant.


>>66431468
yeah, it's not like turkey is better.
lmao
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>>66431477
yeah bro.

It's not like colombia is the #1 in skatting.

but who the fucks care about skatting.
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Latin america has better soccer and girls than poor yurops
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>>66431400
Pls moar
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>>66431480
>no but I save cuck shit.
do you save donkey shit too?

you're really the most degenerate place in sa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
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>>66431477

I wonder what she looks like now, nearly two years later.
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>>66431517
I'm not into brony shit, sorry.

not much better than being furries, like germany lmao.
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>>66431473
South americans must be the most deluded fucks on earth. Italians and Spaniards spit on you people, yet you act like a big cuck to them. Im laughing my ass off here
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>>66431654
NO ERA PENAL SABE PA>>66431654
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>>66431654
We're happy tropical people who just have fun and banter each other, you can see our soccer lacks technique but is filled with passion.

meanwhile yuropoors are just autistic people that lacks passion, that's why your soccer is like watching an autist play chess.

Party motherfucker.
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>>66431654
500 million of latin americans have spanish and italian blood, Get a book wilhem
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>>66430057
es una cosa latina, gringo. You wouldn't understand
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>>66431480
you are literally a SPIC

/thread
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>>66431833
Usa out of russia hahahaha
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>>66431833
t. chicano.
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>>66430283
We arent. She is sad
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>>66431866
BEcause you were yugoslavia and had great sport, now serbia and croatia are shit tier
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>>66430057
We argies talk about DBZ and The Simpsons all the fucking time. We even compare real life situations with those portrayed in the series.

I-I don't know why... we just... we just do it
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>>66431866
maybe she need a good dick like in those public pickup videos.
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europeans are such shit lol they have no adversity when they go to opponent stadiums unless you're an albanian, i'd like to see some Russian go to Bolivia and play, i'd like to see some German try to breathe in Quito.

i bet that cushy little stadium in amsterdam at 0 elevation is nice.
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>>66431902
If your women arent sluts,then why are more than half the girls on cam sites from columbia?
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>>66429963
What other South American teams besides Brazil and Argentina have won the World Cup?
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>>66432069
because all women are whores, only males can be pure.
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>>66432114
>last time he won the WC was in 1966
you're uruguay meme status bro.
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>>66432126
They arent. They are good company actually
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>>66432188
come on dont insult uruguay
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>>66432069

lol no, colombians are only 20%, the other 80% are from romania
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>>66431694
We party so hard that your Colombian drugcartels are offering to trade cocaine for Dutch XTC. Thats right, colombians prefer Dutch XTC over cocaine. Because xtc is a party drug. Also Dutch DJ's are in top of the DJ charts. Now go party on some Dutch XTC you lowlife motherfucker :^)
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>>66432114
Ur a gay
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>>66432021
>he needs the elements to beat the opponent

That's how you know your team is a meme.
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Get shot by a Farc you monkey

your nations literally got created when some Spaniard colonialists raped the wombs of your Aztec ancestors. Eat shit pablo
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>>66432317
>I like raves
lmao losser
enjoy your STD
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>>66432345
STD? The one I got from the Colombian girl?
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>>66430751
>he's literally basing his opinions about other countries on porn
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>>66431894
when your only references are the simpsons and dragon ball it could be explained by the lack of culture.
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>>66432409
He hasnt touched a girl irl so thats all he has to base an opinion on. Poor guy
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>>66432214
all 3D women are whores you cuck
have you learned nothing from 4chan?
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>>66432367
your mom gave me aids last nigth.

>>66432409
>>66432474
yeah, it's not like I can easily tell germans are into faggy shit like furry crap.

lol
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>>66429963
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>>66431654
JAJAJA TA CALIENTE PORQUE LO DEJAMOS ARAFUE
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>>66432583
>that kid in the bottom right

ebin
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>>66432520
Thats a pretty bad comeback Pablo
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>>66432674
why do yuropoors are into bestiality?
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argentina is the best country in the world
>free study
>free medicine
>best football
>literally the 2 GOATS are argy
>much sex
>best food
deal with it
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I need help, please post the glorious achievements in football of:

Bolivia
Peru
Venezuela
Chile
and Colombia

thanks
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>>66432695
Spaniards were into beastiality too, that's how Latin America got created.
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>>66431654
i thought brazilians hated spaniards
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>>66432695
Jesus Christ Germany
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>we

kek poolumbia you suck at football dont try and hang on to brazils ballsack

if youre not brazil, argentina or uruguay you need to get the fuck out. dont talk shit until you have atleast been to the semi of a world cup in your history
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>finally make it past the group stage
>we are superior

>DID NOT EXIST
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>>66432718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CtQytrZGXw
>Germany will never have this
Escorpion > meme WC
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>>66431758
>have Spanish and Italian blood
>marmelade + shit = marmelade

Beaner logic
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>>66432746
>>66432763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj3dKKp9tI
you will be forever our little bitch.

stay mad.
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>>66432746
This.

Why do only Sudacas do this kind of shit? You don't see, I don't know, Serbia refer to Germany as "we" when bragging about their football team.
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>>66432726
theyre cucked by portuguese instead harry
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>>66432763
>banned

lel
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>>66432767
>Higuita
>good
>successful
>meme save as career highlight

Wow i am really impressed
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>>66429963
Yeah you tell em bro
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>>66432695
Colombians talking about bestiality hahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
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>>66432695
You watch bestiality too
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>>66432831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-flTPSSvCw

>mfw yuropoors play like asspergers kids
>they'll never play soccer with a passion like us
>they'll never experience what is jogo bonito

watching yuropoor soccer makes me snore.
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>>66432742
jamal pls
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>>66432841
can you confirm youre not the bolivian liverpool fan before i shit on you anon? ynwa and all that
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>>66432903
>MUH PASSION
>jojo bonito

see what happened last time against the team that purged you out of the tournament
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>>66432903
>passion

m8 south americans are divers there is no passion in falling around like neymar and james
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>>66432695
Some of us are attracted to South Americans, that is true.
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>>66432763
>this is considered a football nation in south america
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>>66432975
>>66432995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNjB_-yEGM

>yurocucks care more about some meme results
>yurocucks can't into jogo bonito

just like your music, you can't into passion.
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>>66432695
I love that map shows just the one furry on the Isle of Skye. More specifically in the town of Portree.

I bet if you visited and went around the town centre for one day you could identify the loser and bully him.
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>>66429963
>South Americans are better than Europeans at povery ball
He says this like 7-1 didn't happen like a year and a half ago
/thread
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>>66433043
oh boy how could i forget this famous colombian music that influenced to whole wide world

even shakira left your shithole
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>>66433089
>7-1 are the best memes yuropoors can make
nah m8.

we make the best memes.

>>66433090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq5TM7dxWNA
I rather have my thirld worldness than live my life like an autistic kid who can only into math.
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>>66433158
>asprilla
>3 world cup games
>ZERO (0) goals

I rather have the Top WC Goalscorer
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>>66433158
but 7-1 exists
it actually happened
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>>66433243
>>66433247
>the best memes germany can make are shitty match scores
>literally no even a funny meme
this is hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ2TuScMnK0
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>>66433334

>the best memes colombia can make are shitty YT videos
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>>66433414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNS58KqS2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mLxeU1Drc
>WC highlights video
>90% south american teams plays
>germooney can only make funny faces and win the WC

LOL
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>>66432975
will the tears ever stop being delicious?
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>>66433517
>>66433334
I-it's not just a meme, this isn't about memes Carlito. Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in Brazil recently is what i'm trying to say; this isn't about it being funny, it's about one of the best South American teams sucking major Eurocock
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>>66433556
>this is the best banter non latinos can make
jajajajajajaja
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>>66432874
Thats a very proud country in porn issues
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>>66433586
all countries have a few matches they get utterly destroyed.
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>>66433517
>fucking YT highlight videos made by literally who
>feeling proud of it
>taking credits from other nations

wow just wow
>win the WC

And this is a bad thing? or funny to you? You are embarassing yourself Andres
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>>66433641
>1948
>1909
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>>66433641
>1909

Getting desperare huh?
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>>66429963
>>66429963
Colombian exchange student here.

Fuck off with your manlet inferiority complex Andres.

We have the same GDP as the Czech Republic, and we have access to the largest gem mine in the world and two fucking oceans.

Go spic out in the La National campus, you football jersey wearing fuck.
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>>66433663
>>66433666
>>66433700
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>>66433724
oh this is a joke
do switzerland
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>>66433724
thats just sad dude, really cringy
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>>66433724
this chart has convinced me, columbia is better than germony
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>>66433767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BH6O2N9nBE

I have seen your soccer matches bro, boring as fuck.
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>>66429963

The only relevant thing Colombia ever did on the World Stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFjke_ahBYY
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>>66433243
He's like the Messi of the WC. 1000 goals against Ecuador and 2 against real competition
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>>66433817

>implying the performances of germany in the last 10 years are boring

You know nothing Andres, keep deluding yourself
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>1 Copa America in 2001
>somehow better than a four time World Champion and three time European Champion

Is Colombia the Greece of South America?
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>>66433869
you need to try harder if you want to reach the upper echelons of the meme teams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67813ps8cR4

>>66433916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64P98YFnAs
>the word used for beautifull play isn't even in german
>look up jogo bonito compilations
>90% south american players
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>>66433724
jogo bonito aint colombian
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>>66434488
what nigga?

we play one of the most prettiest style in conmebol.
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>>66432908
Haha that one furry in the north here... I bet it's me
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>>66433920
Colombia had an exact equivalent in Europe and it was Spain:

Considered a good team, hipster choice of a contender, perennial chokers and at least got that single continental title to save their reputation

And then of course Spain started wining everything and ruined my perfect comparison

So, maybe Netherlands now?
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>>66434613
dunno m8.

we were literally paraguay tier before pekkerman joined.

you can't compare colombia history of soccer before pekkerman.

It's like a before and an after him.

How long has he been?
Like a couple of years right?
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>>66434744
You have been doing an outstanding job at bantering/trolling over this thread but please dont try to talk seriously because you have shown to be a complete ignorant.

Please go back to your bait posts
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>>66434613
oh, I forgot to add.

we have the players, we always had the talent from the players, historically colombia has had really legendary players.

what we always had was an inferiority complex, we always choked so much we always consider ourselves to be a mediocre team.

What pekkerman did was to put confidence on the team and make it shine.

I hope our team improves from the last WC and we get new a newer mentality that allow us to become a great team.
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>>66434816
yeah, I know.

It's very hard to troll germans and europeans when I'm a colombian lol.
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>>66432335
Jeez, calm down Mohammad. Doesn't the Quran say to be peaceful with your neighbor?
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>>66429963
>being wrong
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>>66432795
0-0 friendly lmao
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>>66432725
kek
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>>66430097
>plus Argentina who are basically european
u wot m8
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>>66438828
Argentina is more European then USA 2bh
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>>66429963
that's some strong cocaine you've been snorting colombia. Better share some with me.
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>>66438828
almost all of their players are yuro based
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Fuck off you Colombian money
How dare you try to fucking take credit for Brazilian dominance?
BRAZIL were given football by EUROPE. And we helped them make it better but they are still more relevant than fucking Colombia have ever been. Let us see the most best Colombian footballers ever?

>Rene Higuita
Fucking shit meme trash player. Famous because he did a 'funny save'.
>Andres Escobar
Got shot for scoring an own goal even though everyone in Colombia scored an own goal by being born Colombian so should logically shoot themselves
>Carlos Valderrama
Fat and ugly, famous because of his hair, literally a Colombian David Luiz.
>Radamel Falcao
Biggest joke in football
>James Rodriguez
Probably the best Colombian player ever, humiliated and shut down by David Luiz

LOL. What a PATHETIC list! I guess this is the definition of successful in a country where schools rely on funding from drug criminals to be able to teach Colombian monkey children how to count the number of world cup songs Shakira was given despite not deserving it and being an ugly colombian (that is two by the way).
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>>66439297
>The most hyped up team of that WC
>literally get REKT on their first match
>it took them 20 years to recover
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>>66439297
thank you based adriano
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>>66439297
nah m8.

we we're the eternal choker, before pekerman we had an unorganized team and always lack of confidence because of our eternal failures.

we always had the material to be a great nation (you must be deluded if those meme are the best players we had) but we alway had a loser mentality.

Something similar to how brazil in their first cups was.

We've doing legendary things since pekerman, we scored 5th in a WC.

We also won our first match to you guys since 1992 or some shit.

We've been improving bro.
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>>66439389
dunno about you but colombia in the 90 was a corrupt shit with the same two coachers who were trash as fuck.

Hell one of those said that losing was in some sense winning.

not even comparable to the current team.
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>tfw manlet king in yurop but a giant in sudamerica

would like to go there desu
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>>66430070
i really like this bird
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>>66439455
are you moldavia or andorra?
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>>66439556
andorra, i'm not a fucking gypsy
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>>66430464
this is definitely not true
Croatia is elite holiday destination in yuro
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>>66439640
and we're an elite child pornography destination, so?
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>>66439526
Calm down sunshine you're too old for that bird stop noncing
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>>66439389
>what do these slav gyppo hicks even know about football
>implying I'm going to close him down
>Lol what sort of cross are you going to put in? Nobody is in the middle.
>Oh shit I forgot I'm playing for a south American team where the keepers think they're shadow strikers and he's pushed forward for no fucking reason again.
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>>66433874
that makes him the rooney of the WC
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>>66439799
90's colombian was a bunch of faggots who had 0 coordination as a team and made some gool goals and strikes simply by individual plays.

There were good player material, but the work ethic was trash and the coacher and management was pretty terrible.
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>>66430646
>4/5ths of the conmebol are considered top tier.
>just 1/3 of UEFA are even top tier.

>4/5ths of 10 is 8
>1/3 of 54 is 18

Based Colombia literally admitting we are superior
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>>66440450
>4/5ths

Brazil
Paraguay
Argentina
Chile
Colombia
Uruguay
Ecuador

That's 7 lad
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>>66431407
why the faces of the grills are so weird

i'm not used to see white people
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>>66432763
>did not exist

wew
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>>66429963
>2016
>gif
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>>66429963
Me on the left
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>>66429963

Shut the fuck up Pedro, get back to grinding cocoa beans for that nose candy so I can shove it up my hooter in the toilet down the pub while watching England play.

INGERLAND
INGERLAND
INGERLAND

*Sniff* YOU CUNT!
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>>66441125
t. rashiid.
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>>66429963
that´s telling them
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>>66441103
Want some fuq? Me on the right btw
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>>66441157
I want some fuq bby
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>it's a jungle monkey thread
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>>66430279
unlike your league, which is all who teams
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>Congolombia
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>>66441738
we need a conmebol vs UEFA tournament.
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>this yurolard damage control

absolutely B T F O in this thread kek
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7-1
-
1
never forgetti german spaghetti :^)
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>>66439599
>Moldova
>Gypsy
Andorra pls
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>poor countries with poor people excel at poverty ball

Colour me surprised. Can't wait for your countries to not be shit so you can start sucking too.
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