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1) no
2) hope nobody noticed it
3) no
>>66428736
Can't
kill myself
no
>1
No, It's not up to me, and there's nothing I can do.
The team will definitely get fined later
>2
Nothing, the team shouldn't be punished for my mistakes
>3
No
>>66428736
1) No
2) Disallow the goal, book the subbed player
3) No
>>66428924
>book the player for your mistake
>>66428934
Time wasting, assuming he's taken an unreasonable amount of time to leave the field
1)Juve
2)wins
3)lol
1)
>Of course not.
2)
>Red card the guy leaving, goal is legal.
3)
>'Oi chap, put ya man on the field or you are the one who's going to be the missing lad eh?' and report the incident.
1) No, FA's job of fining team and players for this action
2) Do nothing and allow goal, away team had no advantage by having someone that far away.
3) Of course no
>>66428736
Try to score a goal
Red card the free kicker
Agree but only let the 11th player in at the 85th minute
>>66428736
no, but red card the owner
allow the goal. Not my fault he's a slow dumbass
of course not
Well /sp/ ?
>>66429049
1) Disallow the goal, pretty sure it's a rule similar to the "not allowed to shout to put off a player" sportsmanship one
2) Put it in my referee's report after the match, too late now
3) Allow the goal, send off the player
>>66429049
Goal ofc, pat the striker on the back for a job well done
"Fucking nigger"
Book myself
>>66429049
Goal
Yellow on the racist
Goal. If he didnt get the booking then he cant be penalized
>>66429049
>yellow for demonstration, goal stands
>can't do shit, can't use view incidents I did not see
>laugh and then give him a 2nd yellow, goal stands
>>66429049
Goal stands, yellow card the striker
Nothing, the FA will take care of that
Send off the player after the goal.
>>66429049
1. Disallow. Pretty sure there'll be a rule about feigning injury
2. Nothing, write up your report and let the FA deal with it
3. Allow and then book the player for the 2nd time.
>>66429049
1) Allow goal for £50k bribe
2) Allow the racist to keep his advantage for £25k bribe
3) Allow goal for £100k bribe
>>66429049
>1
No goal, book player
or
Goal, booking and expect the team to let the other team score
>2
Nothing, still illegal to make decisions based on tv
>3
Goal and a red
>>66429125
> how do bribes work?
You're the ref messi-edition
another one
>>66429049
Goal, didn't whistle
Don't give a fuck
Disallow the goal and send him off, should've whistled when he got the ball but i'm apparently a massive time wasting cunt
>>66429183
goal kick
tell the defenders to stop whining and play on. Goal stands
answer to the gods of GLT
>>66429200
> Retake corner
> Red card for ripping my card anyways
> Book booth
>>66429183
1. nothing
2. goal, tell him to get a fresh shirt
3. ask the assistant, if he doesn't know, then just make a gut decision
>>66429183
1)Whichever one I decide was last, probably give benefit of the doubt to defender
2) I didn't notice blood beforehand, so goal stands. Make him leave field afterwards
3) Confer with my assistants, if nobody saw it go through side netting, allow goal
1.) Hire manager as ref, allow goals then re-do game
2.) Re-do kick and fine both the kicker for kicking early and the player leaving slowly
3.) Let them but fine each player 100k for breaking the rules
>>66429125
You are scum.
>>66429183
>1
The keeper can pick it up, they both made contact
>2
Goal, but the bloodied striker must go off again until he is better patched up
>3
Still a goal imo
>>66429049
1) goal
2) do nothing. let the fa deal with it
3) goal stands, show the player his second yellow
>>66429200
>'Cry some more fagget'
>'I wasn't going to book you but, cya'
>'Heh you wish, ball is mine niggers, you can buy it on e-bay for 50k or something'
>>66429200
1) No one cares about women's soccer anyway, force them to take in puddle
2) Retire from refereeing on the spot
3) Force the strikers into a penalty shootout for the ball
>>66429181
I'll write it in the report, depending on payment :^)
>>66429200
1. retake corner
2. give him second yellow, then call no. 6 and book him
3. Tell them the are around the pitch multiple balls, that's why there are ball boys, give one to each
>tfw soccer referee seeing the answers fucking EUROPEANS give to these situations
it's astounding how little people know about a sport they love so much
and these are the people who complain about refereeing decisions
amazing
>>66429200
Pretty sure I've read the actual answers
1. Try and get the ground staff to drain the corner. If they can't abandon the game
2. Reverse your decision
3. Take the ball yourself.
>>66429183
Nothing, plays goes on.
Unless the 4th official didn't allow him back on to the field, goal stands.
Disallow the goal, it's the ref's job to check the netting before a match.
>>66429200
Book the corner taker, make them take the corner again
Send him off for chimping out.
Book them both.
>>66429200
retake the corner from as close to the corner as possible
yellow the #9 then book #6
give them all yellows, take the ball yourself and sell it online for an easy 100 bucks
>>66429049
Allow goal, yellow to the striker - it's the goalkeepers fault for dropping his guard
Put it in notes after game so that he'll still get punished, since I can't do anything about it now
Too hypothetical, game has to be stopped if someone's getting sent off regardless of advantage, or blow the whistle as soon as the ball is cleared
>>66429183
Play on, it's too hard to call and not worth fucking up the game over
Tell the defenders to stop being pussies, unless he's black because he probably had AIDS
Ask the linesman and assistant what happened, if not then I'll award the goal depending on if the away team scored, since it's the home teams fault for having a shit goal
>>66429200
Girls football game so no one really cares that much anyway
Book no 6 as I should have and then give no 9 his second booking for ripping the card out of my hand
Rip the ball in half and give them one side each, fairest way
>>66429183
>1
Nothing, I'm obviously not going to give them a penalty
>2
Goal ofc
>3
That's what the assistants are for
>>66429200
>1
Allow them to take it from a "tougher" angle (either further or after the line)
>2
Give him a yellow
>3
If in game, both yellowed
I take the ball
>all these scenarios
THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS NOT FOR ME
>>66429183
1) do nothing
2) goal, make the player change his shirt
3) award the goal, make the groundsmen fix the netting, make a note of the incident in your match report
>>66429200
1) abandon match if parts of the field are unplayable
2) i suppose i notice my mistake there on the field? if so, take back the first yellow card and then show the player a straight red card
3) book them both (it's just a fucking ball)
>>66429200
>women's
Try to clear the spot and make her retake the kick
>bitches
Reverse my decision and send no 6 off for two yellow cards. Show no 9 a red for ripping up the card. Both gone la
>twats
Cut the ball in half and hand them each a piece
>>66429426
1. hits two posts then out, can't possibly go in. But count it anyways, since the tech can take all the blame.
2. Nothing, whatever.
3. Tell him to get on with it or i'll book him
>>66429426
If the goal line technology says it went in then it went in
Tell the muzza goalkeeper to stop being a sore loser and to take it up with uefa if he's that upset
Top kek, give the goal even if it didn't go in for being a lad
>>66429426
>1
Obviously no goal.
>2
Tell him to fuck off, UEFA will deal with it
>3
No
>>66429426
ref's judgement, I say it didnt go over. Ask linesman for confirmation
yellow the striker, this isnt church
of course not. But I laugh hysterically if he actually shoots it at that spot and makes it
>>66429426
>Blame mignolet
> Use prerecorded video segments to "analyze" the tiki-taka aspect of his celebration. Dont come to a conclusion.
> Talk about mind games, mourinho and van gaal.
an opposition player punches gary neville in the face. what do you do?
>>66429426
1) The technology is less likely to be wrong than me, maybe it got some weird spin. Allow the goal
2) Leave it to UEFA to decide
3)Book him for poor sportsmanship, let him take penalty
>>66429481
Book the rest of the players for not joining in
>>66429426
1. Check with line judge and then check the system to see if it's working properly. Go with call on the field
2. Yellow card for the player praying
3. Yellow card the taker
>>66429481
look for the nearest bookee and put a cheeky 20 on the opposing player to knock him out
>>66429481
book gary neville for being an ugly cunt
>>66429481
Book Gary for demonstration and give the opposing side a free kick.
>>66429474
kek
>>66429317
>game has to be stopped if someone's getting sent off regardless of advantage
This
>>66429588
book them both, hit the winger with a snowball myself
do nothing, but give him a warning
why would I do anything
>>66429588
1)Sent off, charged with assault with a deadly weapon after the match
2)Why the fuck should I care, game on
3)He appears onside, who cares if he calls for a cross
>>66429588
red the winger
dont give a fuck
laugh at the defender for being a fucktard
>>66429588
1. send off winger, book defender
2. kek, no
3. nothing, players shout to each other all the time
>>66429588
>Throw a snowball at the winger, then redcard him; defender dindu
>Throw a snowball at his eyes with the contact lense and make him take the penalty blinded by snow, then redcard him
>Throw a snowball at the marker then redcard him for being too dumb to be rused like that
>>66429588
1. red card
2. two yellow cards
3. fourteen red cards
THREADS NEW RULES: You can throw snowballs at players if you replied to >>66429588
>>66429588
1) make the defender stand 3 metres in front of you and then throw a snow ball at his face. if he uses his hands to shield his face, repeat
2) make the player take his penalty with his eyes closed. if he opens his eyes during the run-up, book him and repeat
3) laugh at the defender
anyone got anymore or is there a sight full of these they are gold.
>>66429588
Why would anyone interfere in the third situation? I have open and loud bluffs in card games where I literally say to my partner which cards I have and even then there's nothing illegal with it.
>>66429676
http://www.theguardian.com/football/series/you-are-the-ref
>>66429696
send the faggot off, resume play from where he first touched the ball
Give him a yellow, tell him he must return or he gets a red. If he still doesnt come back the team forfeits their Corner
tell him to fuck off and resume play
>>66429696
>Send off the captain, report the midfielder to Valve for childish behaviour and have him play in the low-priority pool
>They can't bring the sub, I take the corner kick in his place and red card the fans
>Snowball him
>>66429708
Goal
No sub, team must play with 10 men
hand ball, obviously
>>66429696
1. send off the striker.
2. send him off, no subs.
3. no, tell him to fuck off, only the captain should talk to the ref
>>66429716
1. Tell him to fuck off and play on
2. Never take back a decision. Penalty stands, apologize after the game.
3. Piss off
>>66429049
Goal allowed but player penalized
Fa fine the player later, do nothing
You don't play advantage on second yellows so he won't be sent off if you did t stop the game earlier
>>66429723
goal fuck your technology bullshit
yellow card, still takes the pk
second yellow and a pk
>>66429723
1. No goal, blame technology
2. Straight red, opposition freekick
3. Straight red, denying a goalscoring opportunity
>>66429723
no goal. Fucking '66 limey scum
Give neymar a yellow and let him take the kick
no goal. Why would it be?
>>66429708
1.it's ok, good tactic
2.no
3.tell them that they are gay and book both
>>66429708
1. cheeky, as long as he didn't take too long to shoot, it counts
2. No, starting 11 player got sent off, they play with 10.
3. handball, book one of the two guys in the wall.
>>66429716
1) Tell them to take it to the national Association, this is clearly beyond my leauge.
2) Trust my assistant, yellow card.
3) He wasn't specifically insulting someone, so no penalty, but I'd tell him to cut that shit out.
>>66429723
1] rock, paper, scissors
2] ask him out on a date
3] lifetime ban
>>66428736
1) No, but you note down the fuckery in your match report so that the FA can take action
2) You shouldn't have whistled for the kick to be taken in the first place. The goal stands since you did. Make sure there's an appropriate number of players on the pitch after the restart and prepare your ass for a savage ravaging after the game.
3) I don't believe I have the power to stop him but I will inform him that I will take a very dim view of it and will convey the fact that it was a deliberate decision on his part in my match report. He can probably expect a fine or even a points deduction from the FA.
>>66429716
1. tell him to fuck off, they either play or forfeit
2. no penalty
3. nothing, call the kid and warn him to cool down
>>66429723
>Red card both ball, Hawk-Eye™ and the attackers
>Red card the player, sue him for sexual abuse - which turns out to be a lenghty trial that Fox Sports Ohio covers it fully because the game was DC United @ Columbus Crew -, then I get suspended until the trial result is out. Once it is out, I am fired because the judge ruled out, and Seattle is on fire from protests by SJWs. I am invited by BangBros to record them role play porno, and after sometime, I get anxious and depressive because I really liked soccer. I change my sex, Oprah interviews me and I'm called to talk on ESPYs. The guy is on the stands and he cries about my story, come up on the stage and tries to hug me - and then I instantly red card him.
>Send off.
>>66429696
1) yellow card for the captian. restart with drop ball
2) chase after the player and red card him. abandon the match since you're already near your dressing room and can't be arsed to come out again
3) book the forward since I AM THE REF and not him
>>66429708
1) goal stands
2) yes
3) book both of them. retake the freekick
>>66429716
1) make an announcement on the tannoy encouraging everybody to tweet their opinion on #tatoogate. write down the reactions in your match report and let the fa handle it
2) replace your assistant with the fourth official. YOU ARE THE REF
3) tell the opponents to stop being such fucking fannies
>>66429723
1. Don't award it, blame the system
2. nothing, but keep an eye open for the rest of the game,eventually give the other team a penalty and send the striker off
3. nothing, corner kick
>>66429723
1) overturn the decision. I AM THE REF and not some stupid computer
2) trip him as he about to run up to take the penalty. book him if he protests
3) nothing
>>66429829
wew
>>66429708
>Red card the insect, retake the penalty.
>Red card the manager, he has no right to opinion.
>Yellow card both.
>>66429716
>'lol you nigger still believe in a god? kek' then red card him
>Red card the assistant
>'fuck off wanker' and red card the opponents
>>66429965
1) goal
2) sent him off (for being a soft fairy who can't deal with a bit of cold)
3) send him off and then take the kick yourself, deliberately missing
>>66429965
1 - Why wouldn't it be a goal?
2 - Yellow card him again.
3 - Engage in banter.
time for the real big questions
>>66430126
fucking saved
>>66430126
>1
Value my life, and possibly ask for advice
>2
moan about the refs other decisions, team is shit we need wins
>3
Tell him I'll kick cleverly out if he joins.
>>66429723
1) I wouldn't give the goal before checking the Hawk-Eye thing. Technology ftw.
2) Congratulate him for the effective dive. Give him a yellow card.
3) Send him off.
>>66430126
>I explain him muh philosophy
>I call the ref politely and ask him, pretty please, to red card and snowball the players of my team
>Make a bid and teach him the value and power of Tom Cleverley
>>66430126
play disgusting football as a deterrent
havent seen the replays yet
tom is irreplacable, buy fellaini instead
>>66430126
>Tell him to fuck off or at least stay out of view of the cameras
>Send anyone who dives to the reserves, it's my way or the highway
>Make the bid, he could stop being a bitch
See? If you ask a German, you actually get solutions.
How come no one in this thread seems to disagree with one another, yet people always throw shit at each other about ref calls in game threads?
>>66430250
>expecting """""people""""" to acting rationally during footy matches
>>66430250
1. people do disagree ITT
2. people are acting in the spur of the moment during games
3. people are emotionally invested in games
>>66430250
If the images provided answers to the different situations you can bet everybody would call bullshit
>>66429125
>Galatasaray
>>66430289
>being a ref
I'd rather be a janitor on /sp/
So is anyone going to post the actual answers?
>>66429426
2) If he's Muslim straight red. Any other religion nothing.
>>66430342
if you dont know the correct answers youre a casual
>>66430454
The take off your shirt law needs to die. Like most players wear undershirts with the club logo and sponsors anyways.
>>66430454
1 - Yellow card him for inducing himself to rape
2 - Send off the manager from the other team, game goes on
3 - Red card on both gk and defender
>>66430483
>pls let me see sweaty naked men
USgAy
>>66430454
1. Give him a second yellow regardless did he remove the shirt himself or did his teammates do it
2. Send off the home side manager and tell the away side's manager that the play will continue no matter what he has to say
3. Award the striker a penalty and show a red card to the defender and a yellow for the GK
>>66430483
It's about respecting your opponent, not some commercial shit
>>66430530
I thought it was about not slowing down the game?
Also on the one hand the no shirt rule is silly, on the other hand it does feel more special now when you only see it after "big" goals, there's a real sense of emotion coming with it
>>66430546
>tfw Howard Webb had to book Iniesta for taking his shirt off in honour of his dead best friend after scoring the world cup winning goal because corrupt Swiss bureaucrats wanted more money
>>66430454
1. Do now't, can't be certain what happened, give him a minor bollocking
2.Card the home manager, try and get the game to continue.
3.Penalty, Red for defender, Yellow for the keeper.
>>66430524
They have fucking undershirts you daft bastard
>>66430530
>respecting your opponent
>footy
Pick one.
>>66430546
>>66430568
Under the section "Additional Instructions for Referees and Assistant Referees", the Laws clearly state: "Removing one's shirt after scoring is unnecessary and players should avoid such excessive displays of joy."
t. fifa laws of the game
>>66430576
Your point being?
In a World Cup knock out match, this guy cuts inside and falls within the penalty area. What do you do?
>>66430576
Everything aside from the actual match is unnecessary but I doubt they'll band advertisement hoardings and sponsors any time soon
>>66430636
era penal
>>66430636
Cheer
>>66430454
1. Let it go
2. Send the manager off and abandon the game
3. Red card for both
>>66430690
1 - a ball guy did this in a brazilian lower league match and the goal was still legal, so...
2 - 'm8, if you don't rise up NOW you will lose by default and the fault will be yours, how about that phamiglia?'
3 - ask for the ball and play with them or; suggest they play a game of bobinho
>I have no idea how bobinho is in english
>You put a guy in the middle of players arranged in a circle, and the guy in the circle have to pass the ball so the guy in the middle is unable to steal it
>if the guy in the middle lets the ball pass through his legs, he's out
>>66430690
1. Drop ball restart, if there's a riot the police can deal with it.
2. Not a medic, allow the sub.
3. There's nothing wrong with that, play continues until full time.
>>66430690
1. Nothing I can do. Can't award a goal if it didn't happen
2. Allow the sub it the team has one available
3. Abandon the match
>>66430690
no goal, give MotM to the fan, top throw
tell the manager to go in net if hes that desperate
join in, let fans on the pitch to join in too
this was the best thread ive read in years
i love you all
>>66434382
jag älskar dig också, bror
>>66430126
I laughed pretty hard tbqh.
>>66429322
>penalty
They're asking for an indirect free kick inside the box m8.
>>66429965
1. Allow the goal
2. Nothing
3. Send off the player, he didn't shoot the penalty, so it counts as a miss
>>66430576
>players should avoid such excessive displays of joy
Why do people hate fun so much? NFL also has a shitton of penalties for "excessive celebration".
>>66438583
Because it could hurt precious feelings.
>>66428736
1) No
2) Retake the free kick with the substitution completed
3) Yes
>>66429049
1) Goal
2) Do nothing about it
3) Blow the whistle when it drops to the midfielder. Send him off and give a FK.
>>66430690
1) No goal.
2) Allow the sub if the team still has one or more available
3) Nothing I can do. The game goes on.
>>66429426
1.) Goal line tech says it went in, then the goal stands.
2.) Tell the keeper to cry moar and if UEFA has any issue with the striker then they'll carry it out.
3.) Laugh my ass off and tell him to hurry it up a bit. No card because that's some funny gamesmanship and I like his spirit.
>>66429716
>Fuck off to your tumblr safe space, faggot
>Trust your assistants, that's why they're there.
>Fuck off to your tumblr safe space, faggot
>>66428771
>>66428859
>>66428924
>>66428980
>>66428988
There is nothing wrong with fielding 10 men on purpose. It's the same as if a player goes off to the side injured or has to swap shirts
And if any of you play sunday footy you should know it's common for teams to start with 10 men because someone forgot their socks or woke up hungover
ref will need to report the incident to the FA though
>>66430690
1.) Depends on who I wagered on prior
2.) Take the keeper's gloves and play goalie for him. Make sure to kiss his boo-boos to make him feel better
3.) Tell them to start launching long balls at each others' goals and see what happens. Possibly throw a matchday program at them if they don't agree.
>>66429125
Top kek
bump
>>66441415
>1. Realise my mistake and go talk to the other manager.
>>66441415
1. move along, move along. Continue with game, clearly he was not the manager
2.Yellow card for Mr. Tickle. Nothing for Mr. Bump.
3. Goal disallowed unless the reindeer was subbed in/a player
>>66441415
ebic post friend
>>66429125
Kek nicely done tunisia
let's go with a classic one
>>66428736
No. They'll be dealt with later.
No, it's my mistake.
Let him.
>>66428956
If he's wasting time, it's your mistake for not booking him for time wasting first before signalling for the kick to be taken.
>>66429049
Goal stands + booking.
Nothing, but report it.
Goal stands + second yellow card.
>>66429183
Give benefit of the doubt, probably given to the defender.
Goal, change shirt again and patch up better.
The assistant referees should have seen it.
>>66429200
Pause the game to drain the corner, then retake the kick.
Reverse yellow card decision, but since No. 9 took my card he deserves to be sent off anyway. He should have pointed it out in a more civilised manner.
If there are multiple balls, both get one each, but the one who completed his hat-trick first gets the first pick.
If there's only one ball, the one who completed his hat-trick first gets the ball.
>>66429426
Allow the goal. If you can't put your trust in technology, who can you put your trust in? Besides it's possible if the ball makes a curve or something.
Leave the decision to UEFA.
If he isn't time-wasting, no.
>>66429588
Red to winger, book defender.
No.
Nothing, because the defenders should be able to read the ball's trajectory as well as the striker.
>>66429696
Not sure. Maybe book the captain then talk to the manager or something.
Chase after him and tell him to go back. If he does, book him. If not, send him off, no subs.
If bouncing the ball is illegal then keepers would be booked every match. No.
>>66429708
Goal stands.
No.
Deal with both as per the rules of accidental handball.
>>66429716
Either play or forfeit. They should take it up with the association.
Ask the other assistant for a tiebreaking opinion.
Warn the forward, but no card since he wasn't insulting anyone.
>>66429723
Again, trust technology on this one.
I guess what >>66430158 said.
No goal, corner kick.
>>66429965
Goal.
Not a problem as long as he's still wearing a shirt.
Professional foul. Can't do much about it other than send him off.
>>66430126
Let him do as he wishes.
Condemn the dives.
Pursue a more realistic target.
>>66430454
Warn him and the team. It's a second yellow if it happens again.
Send the manager off. Game has to continue unless away manager forfeits.
Red for defender, yellow for keeper.
>>66430576
FIFA laws are retarded anyway. The no shirt rule should be changed.
>>66430690
Send off the fan and award a penalty.
Allow the sub. If he's faking it he'll get punished later.
Nothing I can do.
>>66441415
He's lying. Reprimand him anyway.
Other two agree with >>66441674
>>66446547
As per the rules, I can't allow him to retake it.
Play on.
Note down the incident. But for now, indirect free kick to the opposition.
>>66428736
No
Don't do anything, the player was clearly leaving and was not involved in the play.
Let him do what he wants, if he wants to get rekt early
>>66429049
Goal, but give striker a yellow
Nothing, the FA will take care of it.
Goal allowed, give him a yellow and send him off for being a cheeky bastard
>>66429200
>women's soccer
I would reverse the yellow that sent him off, yellow 6, and then red card 9 for being a cunt
Give it to the home striker and tell the away one to git gud
>>66430690
Redcard the fan
Redcard the goalie
Redcard both teams
>>66446547
no, keeper gets the ball to resume play
yellow card on the guy holding
free kick. Dummy shouldve watched where the box ends
