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/HEEM/: Easter Edition
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Mark Your Calendars:
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)

Free Candy:
CONDIT VS TANAKA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
MOUSASI VS HUNT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
CYBORG VS HIROKO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
LOBOV VS ENLUND:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
JONES VS DC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRLvldfg7I

Worship Your Lord And Savior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A
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First for me
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>>66423402
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Jon Jones isn't the GOAT you fucking ZUFFA SHILL NOOBS.
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Happy Easter eurontehs
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>>66423438
Fedor is the GOAT, but only because he fought outsized his entire career.
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you say Jon Jones, I say Liam McGeary

you say Luke Rockhold, I say Mamed Khalidov

you say Robbie Lawler, I say Ben Askren

you say RDA, I say Will Brooks

you say Conor McGregor, I say Marat Gafurov

you say Dominick Cruz, I say Bibiano Fernandes

you say Mighty Mouse, I say Magomed Bibulatov

I bet none of you noobs even know who Mitsuhisa Sunabe is

FUCKING ZUFFA SHILLS
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>>66423461
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>>66423469
>can destroyer
>goat
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>>66423461
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>>66423483
Fought the best HWs of his day, m8.
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>>66423477
Stop saying things.
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PRIDE IS REAL TO ME DAMMIT
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>tfw I got high instead of celebrating Easter with the family
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>>66423483
I agree, Anderson Silva will never be GOAT not only because his record is padded but also because he unironically was subbed by several cans.
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>>66423524
weirdo
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>>66423514

You can still spend a nice evening with them

God Bless
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The true test of a GOAT is who their top 3 opponents were
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>>66423482
>polish '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cuisine''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>>66423477
Liam is lellator champ who's biggest win is Ortiz

Mamed, though on a 11 fight win streak, will fight a who? with a 9-6 record

Ben Askren got his shit pushed in before he escape by eye pokes. One dimensional bum who would end up being a worse version of Bader in ufc

We can't be sure how well other fighter could fare because they fight shit competition save few cases
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>>66423514
>>66423524
it's time for you to get heemed, anons. your life is worthless, and pathetic, but furthermore you already know this.
Sad, really
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>>66423593
S H I L L
H
I
L
L

McGeary would be a sizeable favourite vs Jones because his reach would negate Jones' usual enourmous advantage, his ground game is one of the best in MMA and striking is crisp af.

Askren would wrestle fuck Robbery Lawler
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>>66423482
>tfw normies celebrate easter like this
>tfw I ate a pizza alone and watched badlands

Now it's 2am on heem and I wish I had a family.
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What's KJ Noons up to these days
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>>66423621
/heem/ is your family

Speaking of which, can someone post all the /heem/ is love, /heem/ is life WebM's we've got? I need to save them this time.
Also any other WebM's based Germany made like the mewvement one
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>>66423514
>come home to celebrate Easter
>dad under cooks the lamb
>liquid poo for the whole family
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>>66423491
I want Nate to be my friend.
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So if Cornier is really hurt do you think Rumble can be ready in time or does Gus get his rematch finally?
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>yfw DC will be injured and Mighty Manlet will be on the main event again.
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>>66423777
Don't worry lads, Darth Bader will save the day.
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>>66423777
No way Gus is ready, Rumbles plan of winning would not really rely on cardio so it's much more likely he wil be the replacement.
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>>66423870
Also Jones wouldnt take short notice Chael, if Cormier is hurt the fight is not happening
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>tfw gonna win the Euros

This feel lads
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>>66423901
did the man kick the ball
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>>66423837
Lowest ppv ever?
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Happy /heem/ster
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Rose gonna btfo tecia
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>>66423931
Is there a way to bring heems back to boxing or is it only pointfighting from here on out?
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>>66423925
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>>66423953
Nah.
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>>66423402
Nice, clean werk
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>>66423482

eww desu
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Any of you lads have Virgin Media as their ISP?
Is your net being shitty?
I can barely watch these sweet heems
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>>66423640
Made the ref tap. That's got to be a few points.
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>>66423491

look at that house, why are they still living in stockton anyway? nick at least was rich from a while back
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>>66423961
>bring back
what did he mean by this
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>>66423953

this my waifu will cuck that bitch senpai

>>66424004

bad news desu
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>>66424072
To a time where people actualy fought, there is a reason boxing has no casual fans in the first world
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>>66424088
Sorry to tell you but boxing is bigger than mma in europe. it's really just USA were it declined.
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>>66424130
Most of Europe is third world
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>>66424130
Nobody watches boxing here either desu
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Since when is Easter a big thing, lads? I've never noticed that people give good wishes during this time before. Now it looks like everybody is on dat Easter time. Is is just because of social media or am I socially excluded from the society?
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>>66424004
virgin media here, internet is absolutely fine.

Use an ethernet cable or some shit
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>>66424159
Social media amplifies all the mediocre events now.
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Alri lads
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>>66424148
Just so happens every mma fighter fighting out of europe is also third world

>>66424152
mate, shut the fuck up
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>>66424159
>2016
>not celebrating easter
>not celebrating Rosh Hashana
>not celebrating kurban bayram
>not celebrating chinese new year

Confirmed social outcast, you will never fit in.
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>>66424243
Estonia are you high
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>>66424274
Bulgaria, I have to admit, I have prejudice against you. Your people have tried to scam me many times. I visited some beach region and the security guards tried to fine me hundreds of euros for peeing on a tree. One of your taxi drivers tried to charge me 300 euros, because I got drunk and travelled to an unknown location by myself, so we spent a lot of time finding my hotel. A lot of you tried to fight me. Not nice!
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>>66424307
you sound like a braindead fucker mate
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Eubank vs Blackwell was a certified spicy banker, very enjoyable as a casual boxing fan
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>>66424246
M8, noone watches boxing casualy because they like the sport, people only watch if there is a big meme fight and it always disapoints, there is a reason boxing forums are small as fuck and /box/ is dead, the best never face the best and corrupt judges are such a big part of the sport that the commentators talk about it.
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>tfw family doesn't invite me to the big family Easter feast
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>>66424243
I'd love to BLEACH Malia.
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>>66424337
is this real life?
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>>66424335
My mom just texted me that dinner is at 3 and I don't feel like going.
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>>66424348
>dinner is at 3

what
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>>66424337
Brehs
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>>66424353

Must be his first dinner

He is american
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>>66424344
The ass is presidential.
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>>66424330
>all this bullshit because you dislike it
What you mean is you tune in to the bigfights and you get disappointed. In reality people follow boxing casually and even watch shit cards regularly. In reality boxing has fantastic fights, but you likely dont know about them.
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>>66424353
Family get togethers are early pham.
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>>66424377
she's almost like all my fetishes put together in one person.
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>>66424383
noone knows about them thats the problem, im not talking about hardcores you dumbo, also the best fighters are all boring as fuck.
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precision beats _____
timing beats _____
but _____ beats everything
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>>66424337
Obama has done a good job keeping her out of the limelight because bruh
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>>66424412
pedo
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>>66424436
precision beats power
timing beats speed
but energy efficiency beats everything
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>>66424424
>Ward
>GGG
>Kovalev
>Manny
>Roman
>Canelo
>any of these men being boring
smdh
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>>66424448
There's been grass on that field for years.
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>mfw you don't like neetrex
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>>66424448
nah, m8

a) Intelligence
b) Status
c) Darker skin
d) Bubble ass

No racist, but it's very rare to find an intelligent dark woman, not to mention in my region.
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What would be your tagline if you were an MMA ref?
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>>66424496
Grand wizard
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>>66424496
It's touchbutt time.
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>>66424475
Do you think casuals would like Wards last fight, I like the dude but he is a bigger Maywether to most people.
GGG is like 34 and is never fighting anyone, Kovalev sure, Manny is old as fuck and doesn't have much hype left, don't know much about Roman, Canelo punks midgets and isn't that good.
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>>66424496

IM IN CHARGE HERE
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>>66424495
>not to mention in my region.

E S T O N I A: T H E P O S T
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>>66424524
>Canelo isnt that good
He has a very impressive record no matter how you look at it.

GGG will fight him either this year or the next. As for Ward I do think people like to watch him fight, just like how people loved watching mayweather fight. Watching Ward fight is something special desu, most people could only dream of being anywhere near that good
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>>66424496

NO MORE SPINNING SHIT
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post walkouts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmuqGdcyIc
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Womens World Curling Championships 2016

should i?
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>>66424307
Lmao police tried to scam me twice too when I was in bulgaria

I find it amusing that they try this shit all the time
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>>66424579
A bit Cliched but this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE
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>>66424307
>tried to fine me hundreds of euros for peeing on a tree

You're lucky they only wanted to fine you because you'd get arrested for that here, and rightfully so.
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>>66424652
Unironically, pee is good for plants. Pee on a plant and it will grow like a motherfucker. True story. But I see your point, no single mom in this planet would want to see a grown up male peeing in front of her daughter.
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Post deleted chins
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>>66424652
>rightfully so

fuck off, nancy
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>>66424561
>dude I totally beat cotto lmao
>dude I totally beat lara ROFL lmao
>dude look at these other people I totally beat
yeee right
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Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA
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>>66424652
I don't consider that action normal, but if you haven't been in Bulgarian resorts, you shouldn't talk. Their business model is based on keeping people from peeing and therefore charging WAY too much for a toilet use. My urge to pee was too high and the line to the toilets was too long, not to mention expensive. I would have peed my pants otherwise.

You mad I peed in a public pool in Cali? Yea you mad.
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>>66424728
He clearly beat Cotto. Lara fight was a close decision either way.
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>>66424687
>Pee on a plant and it will grow like a motherfucker.
Rogan? What are you doing in Spain?
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>>66424754
this dude is using a fucking proxy
THERE IS NO ESTONIAN MMA FANS, STOP BEING BLIND
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>>66424337
His wife and daughters are ugly as sin fucking hell.
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>>66424524
Ward is 50x more entertaining than Mayweather. Way more willing to engage. Roman is really, really good. Watch his fight with Estrada who is also top 5 P4P.
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>>66424496

Get him a bodybag!
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>>66424757
Cotto could've gone either way.
>Lara fight was a close decision
>mfw an American is still salty about Fidel near me
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>No one talks about McMeme any more
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>Muh Frankie
>manlet decision-fag
Remind me why Conor can't heem him inside 1st?
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>yfw Estonia is selling us wolf tickets by hyping himself up before the big fight through intense shitposting
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>>66424436
Precision beats power
Timing beats speed
But meme magic beats everything.
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>>66424307
That sounds accurate

Also easter's not due for another month, you heretics
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>>66424436
But footwork beats everything
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>>66424858
>telling the actual answer
What are you, hate fun or something?
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>>66424841
>selling
>tickets are free
>selling wolf tickets for free

nigga wat
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>tfw i could rear naked choke every here
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>>66424579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm25H7DQxC4
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>>66424692
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>>66424812
Butter faces for sure. Malia isn't as ugly as her mother though.
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>>66424867
Woops. Im dudeweedlmao rn
>>66424839
Frankie chin is overrated, its his recovery thats insane. If conairlines can land a clean shot Frankies getting dropped and goobs is prolly smart enough, and deffos fast enough to finish it.
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>>66424692
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>>66424952
didn't arlovski get heem'd by some nobody recently
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>>66424993
steepay
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>>66424993
Stipe? That cock guy? That nobody?
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>Bank holiday sunday
>Everyone else in my house going out
>Just gonna sit in a shitpost on 4chan

Could be worse
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>>66424952
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>>66425076
>didnt even get sleepie'd by an over roid left
>deleted chin
Le fuuuugggggg >:DDDDDD
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>>66425107

Prime JDS would have eaten that punch and stayed standing

His chin is gone
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>>66424952
Literally never had one to lose.

Also that vid that gets posted here a lot of those boxers training the chins of their new students by taking shits at their chins - does it work?
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>>66425044
With those dubs you're damn right it could be worse. You're in good company senpai
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>>66424836
you fucking new? majority of yesterday was people talking fucking shit about mcgoobs all day
granted it was for the most part not dick sucking and decent discussion, the rematch is a disservice to loyal and not casual fans so0o0o0ooo whatever fuck connor if nate doesn't heem him again who cares his payday is gonna be cray z
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>>66425122

Yeah

Taking full blast shots makes your chin better
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>>66425122
>does it work?
On deleting chins? Absolutely yes it does.
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>>66425128
Do you think this fight will be bigger than the last one? It's already happened once, I don't see what the draw will be for the casuals this time
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>>66425159
Full camp by both of them. Banter since day one. Conor as the underdog.

LIFE IS SO SWEET.
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>>66425159
I think it has the potential to but I generally don't like discussing mcgoobs I just don't think he is a fake, and can't back up a lot of his claims.
Goodnight britbro
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>>66424692
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i can't believe how done mcgregor is as a legit fighter and how few people are talking about it.

there has never been a bigger flash in the pan
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Reminder that boxing is a pleb filter.
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>>66425220
For or against? Y/N lol
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>>66425219

>7-1 UFC record
>only to a guy he went up two weight classes to fight on 10 days notice
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>>66425239
If you have to ask, you're obviously a pleb
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>>66425083
>GIBLERT
goddamnit...
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>>66425189
Goodnight senpai

>>66425179
>Banter
Last time it was funny, this time I think hearing Goobs talk shit will just piss me off because he got his ass whooped and all he'll say is it was lucky or some shit
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>>66425276
STILL MY BOYS
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>>66425083
>>66425270
Lmao
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>>66425276
SPREAD THE WORD OF THE GOOD LORD


YEEEEEEEEEEHAW
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>>66425276

#JesusDidNotBackDown
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>>66424952
He ate all of Arlovski's punches in that fight and won though.
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>>66425220
Boxing would be fun if the gloves were smaller.
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>>66423925
Guys, I cracked the code!
Happy Easter Everyone - Meisha
(HEEM)
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>>66425456
Boxing right now would become an absolute shit fest if the gloves were smaller. Noone would ever engage
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>>66425469

Happy erection everyone - Miesha

Fixed.

Also, walkout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Qt9FKOxhM
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>>66425311
Sweden, I need you to explain Zara Larsson to me.
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>tfw i could be HW champ if i wanted
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>>66425574
I doubt you could even cut to 265
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>>66425456

Boxing would be fun if they combined the style and grace of boxing with kicking
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>>66425276
Why are Americans so retarded?
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>>66425564
>not living the lush life
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Happy Easter everyone. Don't forget who died for your sins.
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>>66425596

Im not American lad
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>>66425509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzbR2NqeZYU

I'm white
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>>66425654
>UK obesity rates are rapidly closing in on US's
can't wait to roast every britcuck endlessly tbqh
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hello /heem/
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>>66425674

Land whale detected
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>>66425654
>>66425693
http://www.theweek.co.uk/56831/britains-obesity-crisis-why-is-the-uk-so-fat
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>>66425708

>France

Don't you have to be blown up by Muslims or something lad
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>>66425693
i didn't know whales were shredded as fuck m8

talk shit again you'll see what happens
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>>66425734
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>>66425719
Nice try, but Sage isn't allowed to use the Internet and he certainly would never say sh*t.
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>>66425121
Prime JDS got dropped by pillowfists Velasquez
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>>66425783
>pillowfists Velasquez
>tko'd TRT Bigfoot pre Hunto
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>>66425809
Bigfoot's chin has always sucked
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>>66425719
>talk shit again you'll see what happens
whoa whoa, what a badass
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>>66425674
>can't wait to roast every britcuck endlessly tbqh
But I thought Americans preferred to fry everything?
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>>66425760
http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp
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>>66425816
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>>66425831
MEDIUM RARE
JUST HOW I LIKE IT
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>>66425826
Cormier had him hurt with every shot he threw, Hunt is a docile counterpuncher and hurt him a tonne too
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(You)
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>people say WWE guys can't hang in UFC
>meanwhile The Big Guy has been a training partner to Werdum for years
>people saying CM Punk has no chance
>forgetting he pushed Brock,Rock and Cena to their limits
>was HW champ despite being a MW
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MURICA

Parents heeming kids on Easter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DUIAHLYcHA
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>>66425916
that wouldn't happen with open-carry laws
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>>66425916
>atheism
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>tfw just shit blood

Probably gonna die lads
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>>66425916

If only Obummer legalized kinder eggs this would never happen
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>>66425963
IT'S OBUMMER
IT'S OBUMMER

(Motorhead)
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>>66425959
Tons of blood or just a bit? Weirdly tons of blood means you're less likely to be fucked
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>>66425198
Based filthy Tom was robbed at 196
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>>66425959
oh no, not gonna be able to drive your lorry for another 40 years
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>>66425991

what?
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>>66425980
>30-27
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>>66425916
Is this a spicy banger? This Easter be sure to remember that Black Lives Matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDyM7nKvH4
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>>66425973

>just lost 1l of blood
>better in than out, as they say
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>>66426002
Round 1 should've been a 10-8
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>>66426017
at the press conference even cory said he was surprised.
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>>66426026
Even though he lost he should still at least be #15
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>>66426010
>Small amount of blood = greater chance of something like cancer
>Large amount of blood = greater chance of it being a one injury rather than a sign of an illness
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http://youtu.be/-GPL4nLMpMA
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>>66426033
ufc ranking system is more fucked up than my countries future.
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>>66426103
God has Aldo come off as the biggest cuck ever after losing his title
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>>66426103
Kek
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>>66426103

>7 defences in 5 years

Shit tier
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>>66426103
He forgot:
>13 seconds to lose the title.
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>>66426103
8 months of training camp
1 training camp filled with preparation
2 injured ribs
1 training camp filled with perfecting and improving everything from the previous training camp
13 seconds
1 deleted chin
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>>66426103

Is Kanye running his twitter?

$mh
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>>66424307
Bulgarians are trying to steal my internet right now

And Romanians

And Pakistanis

And the Vietnamese

poo poo people
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What's up with the Aldo dislike? He's right. No one has accomplished what he has. Did Jose run from Frankie? No he fought him, he didn't run from Chad,KZ,Faber. Meanwhile that's all Conor has done. Be real, Conor's punch was lucky. Conor doesn't want the rematch either.
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>>66425122
Do you think it's possible that Schaub accumulated too much trauma from football that his chin was basically deleted before he started MMA?
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>>66426297
Because he's being a bitch after the loss. No one except the Irish fans dislike him that much.
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What do you think Weidman's IQ is?
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>>66426103
This faggot is really making me hate him.
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>>66426297
I like Aldo but you've got to keke at the tweet
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>>66426338
yes

also training with prime, fully roided carwin
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>>66426369
~ 65
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>>66426297
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>>66426103
this can't be real
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>>66426369
152.
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Grilling up some shark. Mercury poisoning making me BIGG
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>>66423986
Oh god.
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>>66426103

What an asshole, that's like padding your k/d on an online game then not playing anymore because your stats look nice.

Obviously he's good but what the fuck
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>You're talking out of your ass
-Joe Rogan

>There's never been a fat president
-Brendan Schaub
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>>66423477
>>>youtube
comeback when you're atleast 16.
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>Jon Jones! Get ya dick erect boy, Imma suck it!
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>>66426269
We also steal your vehicles, cellphones, wallets, watches, credit card info and anything else of value. Stay mad ameriburger.
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>>66423477
You Say Jon Jones I say Tito Ortiz
You Say Tito Ortiz I say Chuck Liddell
You say Fabricio Werdum I say Ken Shamrock
You say Luke Rockhold I say Evan Tanner
You say GSP I say Pat Militech
You say RDA I say BJ Penn
You say Dominick Cruz,Mighty Mouse,Conor McFuckBoy,or any women and I call you a faggot.
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>its a my performer cousin talks about all the famous people she knows over easter dinner episode
someone heem her please
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What fight should I watch before I drive into work to do some tax return? It can be any fight of ALL TIME.
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>>66426739
Has she met Brad Pickett
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>>66426685
I hate to brake it to you but, no one finds the meme funny anymore
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>>66426785
You're getting emotional Daniel.
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>>66426730
You say anything else and I'll heem you
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>>66426739
Why don't you just bring up fightan and talk about famous fighters? Tell her about your Boys and the journeys you've had. Tell her how Britain's own Michael Bisping took a vicious flying knee to the face and STILL came back and won the fight against an undoubted legend in Anderson Silva.

Who cares if it makes you sound like a raging autist, from the sounds of it you don't see her much anyway

At the very least ask her to get into your guard
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>>66426821
YOU SAY MONSTER I SAY XYIENCE
YOU SAY REEBOK I SAY TAPOUT
COME ON HEEM ME WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?
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>>66426785
I do
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If Rich trained in MMA, do you think he could do well?
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>>66425912
Brah I think you have autism
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>>66426995
His best shot is blitzing in round 1
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>>66426995

YEAH BABE
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>>66426995
Would gas 30 seconds in
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>>66426995
Fuck yeah. If he hit your arm he'd probably shatter it. Imagine him landing on your chin. He's probably kill you. Good luck stopping him with leg kicks. His legs are nice thick and massive. Dude would be a monster.
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>>66427008
>>66427016
>>66426995
>>66427005

WHATEVER IT TAKES
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>>66426779

Kimbo slice vs Dada 5000
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>>66427071
>If he hit your arm he'd probably shatter it. Imagine him landing on your chin. He's probably kill you.
rich piana is a synthol'd up fag. he wouldn't do shit.
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JON JONES!

GET YA DICK TOGETHER BOY IM SUCKIN!
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>>66427016
>Implying he wouldn't gas on the way to the cage
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>>66426785
I enjoy it.
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