Schedule http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/scores/current/miami/403/daily-schedule
>>66423303
Berdshit and Djokobot have an easy day.
Who's ready for a great day of tennis?
Thiem vs poorman's Nishikori
>Nishioka is 1.7m
Are there any shorter tennis players?
Berdych wifey
Damn
I'm quite liking this Johnson fella, he has that kamikaze attitude towards risky shots and winners like Stan the Chum
Verdasco to avenge Delpo
>>66426273
Why? Are they fuck buddies or something?
>>66426336
maybe...
I hate eastern. Too much family to little tennis.
>>66423954
>an sport
>>66426161
Stevie johnson is based af bros
>>66426480
Are Nadal and Tobasco still playing doubles?
>>66426659
Family is in town and I am expected to show myself instead of watching tennis all day.
>Berdshit
Bookies must hate this Tournament. So many seeds gone.
>>66426693
Yes but they won't be playing anymore because of Nadal's "injury". They were going to play vs Big Strong American John Isner
>Goffin
fucking gollum looking little shit
>>66426851
Fuck, those two play entertaining-ass doubles
Johnson
d e d
it was nice while it lasted, I'm gonna follow him after this tournament
https://twitter.com/RafaelNadal/status/370902792673579008
GOAT
Zeballo's best week ever
>>66427399
>win first set comfortably 6-1
>lose second set
I dislike when this happens
I miss Federer so much
>>66427430
Monte Carlo soon
>implying he will ever win there
>>66427467
>Monte Carlo
You mean the Rafael Nadal Masters?
>>66427474
As if
Goffin-Zeballos would be a boring match, I seriously hope Verdasco wins this.
I don't like seeing literallywhos nor memes in the 1/8 rounds
>Zeballos will unironically win this
I'm not liking Miami Open
>>66428068
Miami is the worst Masters tournament along with Paris.
>>66428095
>mfw Monfeels wins the Paris Masters this year
>>66428179
>mfw David Ferrer won Paris in 2012
Last year's Miami wasn't as shit though
>>66428236
I was looking what happened that tournament
>Djokovic lost vs Querrey
>>66428319
>Janowicz in the final
He was supposed to be the next big thing.
>Verdaschoke
In the third set, Verdasco had 3 break points and a match point...
Go back to modeling fernando
>Zeballos will win this tourney
>>66428438
>zeballos smyczek final
Verdasco mad as fuck
C E B O L L A
O N I O N
N
I
O
N
>hit 44 winners and 26 UEs
>lose the match
Paire will win this match.
This tournament is so fucking boring
>>66428855
Another Murray Djokovic final
They feature the French match over a match involving the 1st seed. Poor Sousa
>>66428883
Nobody wants to watch Novack.
How can Paire's forehand be so bad?
He'd be top 10 if it wasn't such a liability (and if he wasn't batshit insane)
>Pear
c o l l a p s e
True Despaire
does Paire get a boner from poor dropshots
idgi
:(
>benshit paire
Just in time to see Sousa get blown the fuck out
Yay
SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA
Djokovic is so boring
SOUUUSA
Welp. Gn8 then
Bravo serbbot.
Least we get to see Thiem Vs Bot
This match is pretty confusing without my glasses
>another djokovic murray final inbound
That fall looked nasty
>>66430462
Haven't seen Sousa that good yet desu.
SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA SOUSA
well fuck
Obligatory bumrape in the second set.
Who /Muguruza/ here?
>tfw my tennisfu got knocked out by Serena
>every match between Čilić and Simon so far has gone to a deciding set
neat
DJOKOVICED
Anyone still watching the Simon-Cilic match?
Simon just lost the second set with a double fault
>>66430925
Damn, even this time.
Doubleclick
O U T
U
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>>66431544
i have it on for the sound
Murray and Monfeels have it easy tomorrow and they will face each other in the 1/8, that will be an interesting match
>djok vs thiem
neat
>>66432403
Bot will win but it will be interesting to see how many games Thiem can win.
>>66432403
>>66432425
Raonic has it easy with Sock and Kukushkin/Dzumhur next... after that most likely Kyrgios. How far will he go this time?
>>66432488
Kyrgios takes him out. I don't like the Raonic hype. He will seriously never trouble bot. Forehand is good. Serve is nullified.
>3am
>another match
im in
>>66432911
I thought Raonic looked pretty amazing in the aussie, since then he's been looking tentative in all aspects
Any of you lads watch sqaush or handball?
>>66433201
>paddle tennis
epic ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdDEQ1o0PpU
>>66433294
woops, posted the most ghetto version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDOptHEAiPQ
DjokoGOAT will win it.
>>66433472
>GOAT
>Hasn't won 25% of slams
Even clay babby has won all of them.
>>66434021
>clay babby
don't say that
we are all watching the pouille ferrer match right?
>>66434728
Christ, man, are you up early or up late?
>>66434947
it's 5:20am and i didn't go to sleep yet
today was a "spanish player chokes an easy win" episode
I'm hoping ferror breaks back, i'm half-watching, this tournament continues to be a ride through hell
>>66435081
Kek, did you see Verdasco after lucky loser won, he didn't meet him at the net
you can say all you want about Ferrer and him being a pusher or w/e but there's no denying he ALWAYS provides extremely entertaining matches to the last drop of sweat
SIMONA
SIMONA
SIMONA
SIMONA
Men
11:00 Nishikori (6) - Dolgopolov (27)
12:30 Bautista-Agut (17) - Tsonga (9)
12:30 Mannarino - Kuznetsov
14:00 Dimitrov (26) - Murray (2)
15:30 Smyczek - Kyrgios (24)
15:30 Monfils (16) - Cuevas (23)
18:30 Dzumhur - Kukushkin
19:30 Sock (22) - Raonic (12)
Women
11:00 Radwanska (3) - Bacsinszky (19)
11:00 Watson - Halep (5)
12:30 Williams (1) - Kuznetsova (15)
14:00 Niculescu (32) - Konta (24)
15:00 Azarenka (13) - Muguruza Blanco (4)
15:30 Svitolina (12) - Makarova (30)
17:00 Begu - Keys (22)
21:00 Babos - Kerber (2)
>>66434095
Why not
Lets hope today won't be as shitty as the other days.
>>66438357
>murray
>kyrgios
>monfils
seems like it has potential at least, those are players people like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSXMmqyZ280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqZ79QEsnXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434U2ohYThc
Dimitrov Murray is a very good match up. Hope Grigor bucks up and takes the first set so EBAM has to play and just not push.
>>66438650
They should ban Australian players.
>>66425263
Olivier Rochus was 5'5 and only retired recently.
Tennis would be way better if it was just three/five sets up to 21 or 31 or whatever, like other racquet sports.
The logistics of games at sets mean that it comes down to one or two crucial points on serve per entire match, the rest of it is usually incredibly boring. It also means that many matches between players of similar skill are decided by luck.
Take the Verdasco game yesterday. He won something like 56% of the points but didn't win the match. How can a scoring system that encourages tanking, and allows the player who scored less points to win be encouraged?
>>66438982
not all the points are the same value
some points ramp up in importance with the advantage or breathing room they give
it adds a very mental element which then influences how the game is played also don't forget to add in the constant play and endurance to this
i think it's fine overall but i agree with the somewhat long mostly in the start being less meaningful and from that more boring
however you get a very high chance there are a lot of important points near the end of a set, like denying your opponent the 5th game
as for the sets i'm not entirely sure, it feels pretty sucky when you realize they just played over an hour and it's basically 1-0 but it's also a nice reset and nothing carries over. i would look at it like this, you need best of x to get a much higher chance of the "better" player winning, since the matches are kinda long you cannot have multiple matches, a set is basically one match and so this best of x mechanic is build into the scoring system
maybe you can connect that to how there are not that many upset or in general how the rankings are pretty solid and consistent for the most part. i mean when it happens it's from something happening with the player right? not because of a cuck scoring system. that's not the case for all sports
>>66439117
Very well explained.
Tennis is perfect the way it is.
>>66438674
Dimitrov struggled vs Delbonis, he is finished. Murray will win easily today
>>66439667
iamdethisjustfortwitter.jpg
>>66439494
Murray lost to Delbonis.
>tfw you can't get over it
>>66439733
Forgot pic
>>66439667
YOUJUSTKNOW
Who /thedog/ here
Has Dolgo ever had one of his sleepattacks on court?
http://www.xvideos.com/video17111719/candi_apple
Is this Monfeels?
our girl is playing today
Feeling like shit today. Had 12 beers last night and didn't sleep at all. I have a match at 7 pm.
>>66438982
You are a moron.
>>66438907
Why are Australians such shitty people?
>>66440370
withdraw due to a stomach virus
>>66440417
Nah, I wanna play.
>>66440485
that's the spirit anon, give em hell
our girl will be so proud of you
>free monday afternoon
>boring match
>no beer
>shops are closed
How to deal with?
>>66440535
>ywn be her sponsor patch
>>66440572
>shops are closed
bullshit there has to be one that is open if only a gas station
>tfw you waited too long and they are closed now
real talk doe
rate this face
who are we cheering for, Autista-GOAT or Tsonga?
>>66440655
Gas stations are open 24/7 here though. But they are literally robbing you for alcohol. costs about thrice as much.
Not that much of an alcoholic.
>>66440716
not familiar enough with either of them
i'm most excited for the kyrgios match
>>66440716
Always Jo-Wily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo8NcWuts14
>>66440785
i see
don't you have night stores? those tend to be open on days like this too
Superior waifu coming through
>>66440819
>mfw i realize you are actually serious
Tennisbros, what's your game like? What racquet do you use?
One handed BH here. Offensive baseliner. Yonex Ai 98 strung @ 50 w/ syn gut.
>>66440802
Nah, german law prohibits anything besides gas stations. Maybe some airport shops as well.
>>66440841
pls anon
>>66440876
stay strong german bro
>>66440858
what's that Yonex like? I want to get the Ezone DR 98.
similar play style, not very great server, decent net game
>>66440904
The DR is very similar to the Ai. Gives you a bit more feel, whereas the Ai is more muted. But basically the same.
The general opinion is
DR 98 > Ai 98 > Ai 100 > DR 100
Although the DR 100 is apparently great for doubles/heavy net play, whereas the Ai 100 is better for baseline.
But, I love my Ai 98. Maybe I'll upgrade to the DR eventually when they're cheaper. But holy cow I can rip forehands with my Ai 98.
What do you play with now?
>>66440987
Do you play on a college team?
>>66441041
No, I'm out of college. Just amateur leagues.
>monfeels or kyrgoat
you can only watch one, which will you pick?
>>66441218
Neither, they're bown darkie clowns.
>>66441218
Kyrgoat because he'll reach a GS final and do that shit
>>66441218
I want to watch Monfeels Maury
>>66426717
I know this feel
At least there is choclate
I hope Serena wins this quick, I want to watch Murray
>>66428095
Paris is cool tho
>Janowicz epic run
>Frenchies pulling some crazy shit out of their asshole
I remember when Llodra made the semis there, that was fun
Who liked the old virtua tennis?
>>66440987
an old 95 inch Wilson. heavy, low tier, from the 90s. I'm used to the weight and size but I want something more manoeuverable near the net and I heard good things about the DR as a middle-ground modern racquet
>>66433082
I agree
He would have beaten Murray with out the injury/better fitness
He had an easy road to the final in Indian wells, and getting raped by Djockovic cant be good for confidence
>>66433201
I've played both actually. Both are good fun
So is this like the tournament where all the seeds agree to fuck off in order to let the scrubs earn some bucks?
>>66441853
From today, the players I want to advance are Nishikori, Murray, Monfils, Raonic. I don't care much about the others.
>>66441853
Djokovic will never lose m8.
>>66440858
>tfw used to have technically perfect two handed backhand
>could hit flat and hard dtl and cross court
>pretty good forehand
>get drunk
>fall on left wrist while trying to kick a pizzeria sign
>wrist is sort of broken
>it hurts for a few days but I pretend like its fine
>wrist mobility is fucked forever
>I can never again hit my backhand
>I have to start slicing and serve volleying like I'm a club level Karlovic
I used to be decent ;_;
>>66440876
I thought Germany had more freedums. Finland/Sweden are notoriously fascistic with alcohol sales, if you don't buy strong alcohols before 6 on saturday you cant buy before 9 on monday
>>66441944
Don't you have high alcohol taxes? I remember it being quite expansive on my trips to Sweden.
This Kuznetsov guy sure can hit the ball well
>>66441986
yup, government monopoly, against EU rules
Germany is like paradise for alcoholics compared to Finland and Sweden
Mannarino vs Kuznetsov is pretty high quality at the moment
Bonga will lose this TB
>tiebreaker in the third (3rd) set
>Tsongo will lose
>tsonga in charge of returning serve
>can he do it?
>le ville de Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
>>66442603
'no'
>bAUTISTa agut
is he... dare i say it, one of us?
austista agoat
austista agoat
austista agoat
austista agoataustista agoat
nice stats
>>66442631
He certainly looks like it
He is actually 6th in the atp race atm, he is basically gonna replace Ferrer as the token Spanish mediocre grinder
>>66442567
Good.
No room for him and his kind in tennis.
>>66442680
Chokers? French people?
>tfw no tight match up until Sock v Raonic in the middle of the night
I'm off to do some laundry guys
>this song
hecka based af pham
*pops pills*
Any news on the sherapova ban?
meanwhile serena is getting btfo
http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-s-williams-kuznetsova-wta-miami-tennis-284810.html
btfo again you mean
Is her reign finally over?
>the serve where you put your feet next to each other during it is gay and if you do it you are gay
discuss
skysports stream is so good, the ones on batmanstream
it's like a tennis tv channel they just had a special with murray talking about serving and now they are showing highlights
you don't have to find the next game can just keep it on
last night it was the same in between the downtime for the next match they showed the final games of previous matches of the day
RIP
>Kuznetzov wins
>Kuznetzova wins
Spoopy
>>66442905
it seems like a personal thing, she doesn't even try. i mean 50 unforced errors...
Bautista Agut is actually really fun to watch. Very offensive and all round entertaining. Hope he makes top 10 soon.
Marry baby fed when
>>66441944
Man that sucks. But it's good, because I hate 2HBHs and they should be banned.
Why didn't your """free""" healthcare give you wrist surgery though? :^)
But for real you can develop a 1HBH now, it's not hard.
>>66443080
1hbh master race
>>66443091
2HBH's should be gassed.
>ferrer in the 2013 final highlights
>long rally where he does the same backhand stroke all the time
>that one time he goes for a slice it's out
lmao
Murray to win 6-0 6-0
>>66443080
this >>66443091
Nah it's a standard Finland man thing to not go to the hospital until you are literally dying. It was in the middle of the summer and I assumed that it was a mild sprain and that doctors would unnecessarily throw some bandage on it and then my summer would be more shit, pretty shitty choice. Because the health care is actually free if you are not paying taxes :D
>>66443110
not sure if I agree entirely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XBdNRP2J9k
>ywn sniff and lick azarenkas feets after a hard long match ;_______;
>>66443208
delete this idiot
Muguruza is wearing a qt short skirt and panties under it
I want to lick her sweaty asshole and have her fart in my mouth ;__;
>>66443295
fucking c&p sprites crowds
Jesus, it's like playing Fifa 98
Muguruza is a literal mug. But she has a glorious ass.
>>66443129
Ferrer is a piece of shit tennis player, completely worthless. He needs to fuck off and retire already. Dumb grunting chain smoking ferret pusher.
>Connection error
>Connection error
>Connection error
>Connection error
>tfw not playing 2 hours of tennis with your gf and showering together at home before falling asleep wrapped in each others arms
Murray already wasted 3 breakpoints, now has 2 more
>>66443268
She has such a nice juicy ass. I need more than these little glimpses...
I need pic related for Mug
>Dimitrov
>>66443353
Dimugtrov sucks now. He already peaked and is now declining heavily. He needs to get his coaching sorted out.
Murray breaks. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do they keep the floodlights lowered before they are switched on?
I thought they are adjustable.
>>66443375
>2016
>cheering for Mugray
Come on m8 get on the Young Guns bandwagon.
svitolina...
>>66443355
that has to be the best tennis pic ever
>murri
Never forget to be aware of Murray huge ass birthmark
>>66443435
I want to lick his birthmark and drink his piss ;_____________;
>murri
>>66443444
>>66443444
>>66443268
hmm
>>66443369
His peak in life was when he got to bang Sharapova. Therefore he has no motivation
>>66443451
>break
>lose serve immediately
just like women tennis
our girl playing in a couple minutes
Why do women like Dimitrov?
He's not even the most handsome man on the tour. Deliciano and Gulbis are much better looking. If only peak handsome Safin was still playing. He slayed so much pussy.
>>66443511
Also Berdych. He's Hitlers wet dream
>>66443511
>girls only like the most handsome man
are you retarded or something? wtf
>>66443464
>A
>GIANT
>PEAR
>>66443524
Rafa also. Women love that spanish prick. Stan for some reason too.
>>66443511
Just as we men will feel attracted to any woman that happens to be in front of us, so is with girls.
>>66443567
Rafa is the Spanish screaming bull
Stan is the powerful, stoic, graceful, melancholic Hemingway-esque man
>>66443511
Truth is something like 25% of atp pros are attractive and fit as fuck, the rest just goes to personal preference
girls love him
>>66443608
this
Men's Tennis has the most attractive athletes for some reason. Except Murray.
>>66443632
Deliciano looks like a male model Jesus
>>66443632
>Except Murray
And Kevin Andersson
>>66443659
they still got hot wives.
>>66443685
Anderson's hair looks so fucking weird.
>>66443685
*vomits*
does murray have the ugliest wife on the tour or what?
>tfw everyone is waiting for the kyrgios match to start
based sp tennis
>>66443743
I'm going to bed because I have to get up early to go to gym
Could be worse
Ore are you talking about Mauresmo?
>>66443754
chase your dreams finbro
have a good workout tomorrow
>>66443756
when she's in the stands with sunglasses on and you see the forehead mostly it doesn't look so good
>>66443685
She blatantly fucks on the side though.
>>66443756
Do you guys think Murray will ever be #1??????
Pls vote
>>66443855
If Djokovic dies...
>>66443754
This is boring Finland guy, he acts like some normal fag
I'm the cool Finn who is alienated from society and using to much drugs
I never fall asleep before 4-5 in the morning
tfw broke and hoping for the 1st so neetbux will flow in again
>>66443855
He is doomed to be the eternal no. 2 unless someone sneaks some gluten into Nole's breakfast.
>that TB
>Dimichoke
What did Sharapova do to this guy?
>>66443855
this
>>66443900
Dimitrov isn't playing to win guys. He just wants the record for fastest forehand ever recorded.
dimitrov pls
>>66443855
No.
>>66443916
tell me about it. i am furious.
Kek, typical Murray: in control of the match, then loses focus and gets broken
Maury choke incoming?
Has Dimitrov ever heard of a down the line forehand. Dude will go cross court no matter what.
Why is Maurice so shit today?