Starts in 2 bongs 30 bings
India will win screencap this
come on Afghanistan
Where is the WI vs AFG thread?
>>66423006
Australian posters only care about cricket when it's their team playing
They are casual scum
Dearest /cric/.
I'm writing to inform you of my recent interest in the match between Australia and India dated 28th of March 2016. I'm not usually a fan of "t20" but I hear this is the equivalent of a world cup quarter final - a sudden death knockout match if you will. I'm looking forward to a masterful performance between the current kings of "t20" and the eternal champions of the longer forms of the game. Most unfortunately I cannot decide upon a team to barrack for. My question for you /cric/; what team should I pray for?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
- Anonymous
>>66423015
I'm the most dedicated cricket fan on /cric/. Many people will vouch for me.
Why is Pakistan so fucking funny?
I have no idea what is happening in this clip but it just looks like a parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LboR5pYQNR4&feature=youtu.be
>>66423019
Bo hoo cry me a river man. If you want to "bond" go join a book club. If you wanna play with the big boys u gotta bring ur A game son.
R A M B O
A
M
B
O
>>66423043
why the fuck does she have to yell?
Reminder
RAMBO GOAT RAMBO GOAT
>>66423060
>dishes out bants
>can't handle them in return
typical ausgaylian tbqh
our selectors have really shit the bed with this whole t20 thing
poolapse
>3 wickets down for 38
>fletcher too injured to play on
It's time \o/
cricket is gay
what is straya's main sport, when i was there there seemed to be equal hype for AFL, rugby league and cricket, maybe a bit less on cricket
windies you are supposed to win
Palmyra's been liberated lads
>>66423100
depends the state/time of the year
in NSW & QLD it is Rugby League
in VIC/SA/WA it is AFL
in the summer it is Cricket everywhere
anywhere I haven't listed is completely irrelevant. But in terms of population it is about a 50/50 split between AFL/League as first sports and cricket is a solid 2nd everywhere.
>>66423100
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barassi_Line
>>66423120
>southern NSW
>caring about bogan jump
lel
>>66423120
isn't everything in yellow baron wasteland desert and crocs and so on
>>66423186
yes
>Ramdin
>windies
christ
umpball saving windies
>>66423252
MORE LIKE RAMDIN YOUR MUM! HAHAHA BLACKED!
>>66423279
oi Pakime how do you make webms? got a guide?
>>66423279
Is this u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0
>>66423289
search "WebM for Retards"
>losing to afghanistan
BASED 17
>>66423289
I use ffmpeg but this >>66423295 will probably be easier
>>66423315
Every team afghanistan has played against was losing to them at some point or another
Are we about to witness the literal greatest thing ever in the history of this sport?
I thought you guys would be shitposting off the hook for this
Are the Windies already through?
>>66423331
Yes.
>>66423186
>yellow baron
there's that famous British education I've heard so much about
dat rambo kick
rambo a shit
Rambo you fucking retard
Or maybe you fucking genius
Umpball. That ball was fine
>>66423331
Yes. Need to score 101 runs to guarantee 1st place even if they lose.
>bodyline bowling
based Rambo
did he get kicked off for no-balls? top kek i didn't even know that was a thing
Why didn't Rambo finish his over?
kek
KEK
the fuck was he doing there
GONE BITCH GONE
andre ul'haq
Haven't wanted the Afghans to win at something so much since the US invaded them.
>>66423390
Jesus Christ
darren "specialist captain" sammy
Oh snap
Sammy?!?
Top lelephant
when in doubt, full toss
>>66423099
n-no bully
WALLOP
Based Afghanistan
Gulbadin belongs in the bin
bls win bls win
Gr8 catch 10/10 would bang
Based Nabi
Memeghanistan are GOAT
/A/FGHANISTAN
Kek Indies
Tony Cozier on literal suicide watch
BASED AFGHANISTAN
HOLY FUCK AFGHAN DID IT AGAIN.
So England are still 2nd right?
based "17" year old took 2 wickets.
The last time I saw an Afghan doing a pelvic thrust he was trying to bum a young boy on Camp Bastion in 2013.
>>66423446
Lovin the Afghans autistic celebration dance
>mocking the Windies with their own stupid dance
kek
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y963o_1q71M
unbelievable
BASED
FUCKING
AFGHANISTAN
\o/
||
/ \
Afghanistan win pack up and go home people. That was the tournament final right there.
>>66423500
its 'literally' the Windies dance and they're just stealing it >>66423502
based as fuck
>le afghanistan is not good
this meme needs to die
>>66423506
fuck it
R A M B O
A
M
B
O
>>66423496
yep
england vs new zealand in delhi
australia/india vs west indies in mumbai
MADMEN
>>66423502
>all these black people are champions
>no whites mentioned
Racist †bh
based gayle
>afghanistan bring nothing to the tournament
GET FUCKED
BASED AS FUCK
WINDIES BTFO
>>66423502
kek, that video.. it all makes sense now
top cheeky bants
>>66423502
>unironically listing yourself alongside Gayle, Lara and Marshall when you're literally not even the best Bravo
>>66423530
Is Shehzad the most based wicketkeeper?
>>66423513
Ayy
You'd think the calypso kings would come up with something better than that lazy effort
>>66423530
not watching. is this legit from this match? pathetic from Gayle if it is
going to be so comfy watching india get btfo of their own tournament
>>66423530
black bull literally cucking his own team
>>66423502
>lists only black people while hiring none as back up dancers
lad pls
>West Indies are shit even at T20 now
>>66423559
>>66423530
probably asking if they're going to set up a t20 league for him to run off to with bravo and dre russ
>all those (you)'s
>>66423541
tbf he is only the third worst West Indian at cricket on that list because Pollard and Bolt are name dropped as well
>>66423580
C U C K
U
C
K
champion
champion
everybody know hamid hassan is a champion
I wish Bravo would come out and dance with rambo
Doubt it will do anything to change the ICC's mind. Ireland and the Netherlands have beaten top teams too.
>>66423544
he's unironically one of my favourite cricketers right now
afghanistan have so many based players
>Leave Shitdia to me
>leave Poodia to me
>>66423602
m8
facebook /darren.sammy.1048/videos/10156715836975182/
>leave the brown manlets to me
https://www.change.org/p/sydney-sixers-bring-mohammad-shahzad-to-the-sydney-sixers
lads
based
>>66423635
Damn i love these lads. So glad they got a win.
>>66423664
afghan
afghan
everybody know chris gayle is an afghan
>>66423652
i rekon a BBL team literally would pick him up if they gave associates an extra slot in each team like the Bangladeshi league does
but they cant because they are only allowed to recruit two foreigners.
>>66423652
Already signed it m8.
>>66423672
botha is an aussie now though
thoughts on afghan biscuits?
>>66423672
they can pick up guys for training purposes or some shit can't they?
I remember statsloser was signed but never played
hell, if fucking carbattery gets selected, I can unironcially see them going for shahzad
>>66423685
>Zampa AND Botha
Asians on suicide watch
>>66423692
>hell, if fucking carbattery gets selected, I can unironcially see them going for shahzad
yeah I agree, but shitters like Carbattery and Michael Dumb are unironically seen to be better than Shahzad just because they played for England
just got back from the site lads
had a late night order of gyprock from a "Ms Zampa" that I had to install
glad I got it finished up in time for the cricket!
>>66423699
Lumb is alright 2bh and whatever Cadbury brings to the table, its wasted at the scorchers.
>>66423716
can't disclose that m8
>>66423721
What did he say?
>>66423742
>Nice one lad. What's your stocks portfolio worth? $12billion USD here.
>>66423742
Can't discuss it lad
The AFP will be onto me in a flash
it was my birthday last week lads
>you're in the club
>these 4 walk in and slap you on the ass, one at a time
how do you react?
>>66423745
that was the dumbest news story I've ever seen
>A BRICKLAYER who convinced a court he was one of Australia’s richest men used a fake banking program to prove he had $590 million in cash and a property portfolio worth more than a billion.
>Phillip Johnathan Harrison, of Noosa, was pulled over by police in his Audi sports car on Friday and was alleged to have been carrying ecstasy, ice and Viagra.
>He told police he was worth $12 billion, later claiming he had amassed the fortune over the past year.
>Fronting Brisbane Magistrates Court on Saturday, Harrison convinced his lawyer he was one of the country’s wealthiest men – but “wasn’t at liberty to say” how that had come to be.
>“At this point I was considering getting mental health to come in,” duty lawyer Nick Hanly told the court.
>The court heard Harrison, a drug user, convinced the lawyer to log onto his internet banking account, which showed a balance of $596 million and an enormous property portfolio.
>>66423757
Just called them m8
>>66423776
I didn't realise poo cock was a manlet
>>66423798
oi m8, reckon you could sneak a bit of pho past customs for me?
thanks lad
>>66423811
184cm
it's more so just that his missus is an amazon
>>66423814
Just had some m8.
>>66423825
Perry is 1.69 m. Theres no way hes 1.84, 1.81 king of the manlets at best
Predictions GOATistic Elitespouter?
>>66423869
yeah thats probably about right actually
being a manlet is the reason he is so good. low centre of gravity and massive shoulder-width makes him unstoppable at the breakdown
>tfw had a couple of sneaky js and feeling too tired to watch the cric
>>66423898
What's a j?
>>66423907
bit of grass lad
FUCK OFF SLATS
>>66423838
oi m8, reckon you could sneak a bit of that methamphetamine past customs for me? thanks lad
>>66423652
Australian team to knock India out
Won the toss, batting.
>>66423950
>Finch
end this meme
call up Marsh if you're that desperate to put fatshit and warner lower down
>>66423964
>el guf el hcnif dxdx
>>66423964
>le Western Australia meme
selectors already fell for that and now >we have a 14-man squad because they have to carry the useless shit Tye around
Sydney Sixers social media admin, you here m8? You a regular pooster m8?
>>66423015
i watch south african games too, because they're the only other nation i consider good
>this could unironically be fatshit's last game
Zampa to score a cheeky 100 (25)
>The Indian team management and the Board are at it again. The most powerful cricket setup in the world is leaving nothing to chance in trying to control the “cricketing elements” so that the hosts finish on top against Australia and qualify for the World T20 semi-finals.
>Sources in the BCCI confirmed to HT that on request of the Indian team management the pitch for Sunday’s all-important game has been changed.
>“The game was scheduled to be played on a pitch which would have played similar to the one that was used for the Pakistan-Australia match. But India weren’t happy and have now requested a change. Now, the pitch that they have chosen will assist spin and maybe inconsistent bounce,” said an official in the know of developments.
>>66423950
>coulternile
binga is out there right now, get him to suit up he'll bowl better than that cunt for sure
>>66424018
>ICC is "in charge" of the pitches
>The ICC representative is LITERALLY Indian AND works for the BCCI
You CANNOT make this shit up
>>66424036
>cunt
>nicknames
back to facebook lad
>>66424051
t. triggered poorst "australian"
>>66424051
KEK what a fuckwit we have here
>>66424049
>In these times when the sport is driven by economics, it is in the interest of all stakeholders to see India go deeper in the tournament. It is a no-brainer that with India advancing, the broadcasters’ revenue keeps flowing which, in turn, helps fill coffers of the boards across the world. Therefore, it’s imperative for India to win Sunday’s game and more.
>>66424036
fly paris over tbqh
>>66424051
Did that previous post about Tye being a useless shit make your blood boil Showmanic?
>>66424082
Where are you quoting from based Muzzie
Happy Easter, AUSGods
Happy keester poo peeland
>>66424065
>>66424081
>>66424090
samecunt
>>66424082
i actually wonder if this shit is rigged, not just the pitch but the outcome, because it actually would be a shit outcome for india to not make it out of the groups in india
>>66424093
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-t20/world-t20-india-australia-game-moved-to-turning-track-on-host-s-request/story-OBjL3W8e8GB0PDcTZDC9aO.html
>it's impossible for both teams to lose
Bad feels lads
>>66423776
>Manuka Oval grandstand behind them
REEEE I why wasn't I there to see three amazing sportsman and one literally who
>maxi talking memes with the kid
Lets discuss the Western Australian "talent" on tour:
Andrew Tye
>so pathetically shit that the selectors can't afford to gamble giving him a game
Nathan Coulter-Nile:
>0(Z E R O) wickets
Ashton Agar:
>one over
>18 (eighteen) runs
Mitchell Marsh:
>30 runs
>1 wicket
>>66423997
this is way funnier than it should be lmao - wheres it from?
also, India will chase whatever Aus make. cap this
>>66424105
Literally kys lad
G U R T
U
R
T
>>66424112
Expect nothing less from a cuntry of street pooers
>>66424112
>Indian newspaper reporting doctering of pitchs
What the fug
>>66424137
>caring about meme cricket
just wait till the test team is entirely >us m8
>>66424147
Now this is an old school /cric/ meme
based as fuck m8
>>66423842
yea lad
>he literally needs his own private security to avoid being browned
Who /a/ here?
>indian wearing goldface
racist as fuck tbqh
>>66424112
I was on the fence but now I'm definitely supporting Australia.
>>66424181
HOLY FUCK
the Indian anthem is so fucking shit
>>66424181
/m/ lad
>>66424181
/a/ids>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>66424181
/r9k/ m8
based tubbs on the mic lads
digging in for a comfy night
>>66424082
most likely true tbqh. not surprising if a few Aus players have been approached by bookies as India is the home of fixing
GOATMAN
Reminder that South Australia will be the Sheffield Shield champions.
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>>66424212
fuck khawaja gets me erect
cleanest player in the tournament
>>66424237
Hay Daniel
Time 4 yummies
>>66424241
which is ironic because he is Paki
usman please
>aus
>literally the most home babby teams of all time
>Shitsky all out
>captained by stove only scores on flat australian pitches smooth
>they actually think they can beat curries in their own pootry
kek
KEK
reporting in
ABA's starting to come out of the woodwork
good to see
bum-rah haha
>Bumrush
>>66424262
tfw all this time you thought he was aboriginal
bumfuck ltd
>khawaja hitting that bum raw
based bushman
getting bumraped, thanks based susan
>India's greatest ever bowler
kek
"KEK"
based uzi
fuck me lads, how did bushman koala get so good in a year
when did usman transcend into godmode
SOMEONE
GIVE
ME
A
STREAM
(preferably HD)
I cant believe Bushman has turned into this player
A few years ago I had him penciled in as a Cook-tier nurdling Test specialist. I will never forget him going 3(40) against Sri Lanka I think it was.
>>66424319
he built some muscle to swing those big bats. Literally thats all he did
>pooindia already getting btfo
jej
JEJ
>>66424324
me too
If odds India wins
If evens Australia wins
>>66424333
I could barely remember him outside of that horrible fucking dismissal he had once (in the ashes?)
suddenly he starts shitting runs for Australia A and the national team in all three formats
>>66424324
It's on channel 9 m8
Will Khawaja
As of right now
Khawaja>Smith>Root>Kane
>>66424354
yeah m8 looking good so far
>the shitty of poodia
>>66424319
>>66424339
Khawaja out next over dubs confirm
>australians thinking khawaja memeing it up in meme20s actually means anything
kek, see you next 60 all out friends
>>66424360
>Voges>Khawaja>Smith>Root>Kane
FTFY
>>66424366
He was peeing all over pooland and the windies all summer m8
>Usman Khawaja is the greatest Pakistani batsman of all time and he plays for Australia
BASED
>spinners on
it was fun while it lasted lads
Reminder that Khawaja went UNSOLD in the IPL
Are Indians LITERALLY retarded?
>>66424380
>forgetting >we have the best player of spin in the world
>attacking ashwin
finally
>>66424324
http://www.watchseries.li/link/vidbull.com/1880542
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>ASSWIN
ashwin ltd
It's ogre
ashwin is FINICHED
YOU
JUST
GOT
FINCHD
>indian keeping
KEK
yeah fuck you ashwin you goofy cunt
kek
KEK
K E K
KEK
EKE
KEK
>Asswin
>indian """""bowling"""""
This is embarrassing
>Indian "keeping"
>TRASHWIN
Okay lets debate. Who is the better spinner?
Ashwin or Agar?
>>66424324
http://cricfree.tv/update/skys2.php
on channel 9 in australia too
>India
