>it's a germany loses another friendly and you have to bear all the bantz episode
BU BU BANGGGGGGGGG
BU BU BANG BANG BANG
at this point you should be able to handle the banter
Dont worry Sayid, Germany still has time to chat shit before the euros
> deutschland
> unable to handle the banter since the holy roman empire
>>66416053
Burger here. If it's a friendly match, that means it doesn't count for anything, right?
Why would there be any bantz at all about this match? I would imagine the only thing the players would be really concerned about is not getting hurt.
>>66416171
it's literally nothing, but still people go nuts
>>66416199
just because national pride is outlawed in germany doesn't mean others can't experience it, klaus
>the refugee dumping ground of germany
>>66416171
Germany England is never strictly a 'friendly'.
if you look at their faces you can tell they never give a fuck about friendlies
argentina won 4-2 in a friendly against germany, couldn't do it in the game that mattered.
Vardy cucked germany big time with that cheeky goal.
Can't wait to see Leicester in Champions League desu.
>tfw they pull a cheeky win against Bayern and Halal Madrid
Germany friendlies are always shitty, dunno why people are surprised. We only show up to tournaments.
>>66416266
>implying any current players even care about the rivalry
>>66416344
yeah that's why it there was an unusual amount of aggression in the midfield battles tonight and england celebrated like they'd won the world cup
idiot
>>66416266
Don't tell me you actually think it's a rivalry
I mean it's good for england and I'm happy for them, but it would be better if they'd play against someone who still cares
>>66416384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blitz
>>66416370
>yeah that's why it there was an unusual amount of aggression in the midfield battles tonight
No there fucking wasn't. We just had Dier who can actually tackle and Alli who isn't scared to dive in.
>>66416370
>england thinks its a rivalry
>>66416370
>england celebrated like they'd won the world cup
that always happens
>>66416384
>>66416426
Ah the famous post-war Cuckmany passive aggression
>>66416402
What the fuck are you on about
We don't have a rivalry with turkey just because they are invading our country
>>66416426
hating the germans is deeply embeded in the english mindset 2bh
>>66416448
> it's fine, guys! world wars one through two never happened!
>>66416384
>Don't tell me you actually think it's a rivalry
It's not, they won both wars.
Talk shit git banged filthy Kraut
>>66416464
So why is there no rivalry between you and the nigger who is currently conquering your mom you fucking redneck
>rival nations (roughly in order of importance)
Netherlands
Italy
Spain
>nations with matches against them considered "classics" (roughly in order of magnitude)
Brazil
Argentina
England
France
>>66416524
Sena best girl.
>>66416524
>Spain and France in the wrong spots
u fucked up senpai
>>66416603
How so? France is exactly where it belongs and Spain has become a rival in recent years, seeing how they denied us both euro and world cup glory.
>>66416487
lol you seem upset adolf
TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
>>66416629
You have been dire enemies with the French since time immemorial m8
>Charlemagne's kingdom
>HRC vs. Kingdom of France for control of Europe and favor of the Church
>Napoleonic Wars
>Alsace Lorraine
>Both World Wars
If you ask any Frenchman I'm sure they'll tell you that you're their biggest rivals.
>>66417018
pretty sure he was talking about football rivarlies, not historical rivarlies.
>>66417056
same thing you retarded fucking canuck
>>66417018
Yeah but we're talking football here.
>If you ask any Frenchman I'm sure they'll tell you that you're their biggest rivals.
Not all rivalries are equal or even two-sided. See England ITT.
>>66417070
Not necessarily.
>>66417097
eat shit you nazi scumfuck. i'll have you hanged at nuremburg
>>66417114
cmon man
>>66417084
us English wouldn't see you as such a rival in football if it weren't for the wars Hans, there's a reason why we don't see Spain as a rival, and we knew Italy was never a threat to the brilliant Empire
>damage control
>>66417070
We are talking about football idiot. Germany and italy have always been better than france and england. Spain's recent accomplishments are put them higher in the list than france and england.
>>66417134
don't fucking tempt me, heinrich. i'll exclude you from multinational coalitions faster than you can say "Handelsabkommen"
>Its another German tries aimlessly to pretend England aren't their biggest rivals despite overwhelming evidence episode
>not knowing germany's only rivalry is with the netherlands
>>66417151
> Germany and italy have always been better than
france and england
i knew you moosefuckers were ignorant, but the extent...i had no idea
>>66416460
And Germans should hate Britian for being at fault for the current worlds problems.
Thanks Germany for letting England recover a 2:0 away and now we have to bear at least 6 months of sp full of threads filled with english desilusion
>>66417141
It plays a part, but not so much for Germany.
>>66416053
only brits believe the result has any importance and post threads about it
>Be world champions
>giving up a 2-0 advantage to lose 2-3 at home
>Letting Vardy flick in a sly fucker of a goal
is there anything more embarrassing?
>>66417218
Who's Brit Ian and what did she do?
>>66417228
>disillusion
That word means the opposite of what you were going for
>>66417197
the numbers dont lie fatty
Müller basically said in a post match interview, its just not the same in a friendly, you dont go 100%. I wont take the appreciation for the effort away from England, well played, but it wont be worth much when the Euros start.
>suck at friendlies
>show up at tournaments
why even bother, we gonna have a good run at the yuros for sure
>>66416482
Sorry, only Euro2016 countries allowed ITT
Have to ask you to leave
>>66417256
>have to refball your way out of a complete blowout where Mario fucking Gomez scored twice
>>66417141
but the war is over for over 70s years and everyone that fought in it is basically dead.
Why arent you still rivals with Spain then, after all those naval wars in the 1700s.
>>66417346
>being one of the worst teams in the world
I don't know that feel
>>66417346
> canada trying to talk shit about sports
so now that klose is dead and muller is predominantly a second striker who will germoney rely on in the striker position?
>>66417357
>He thinks we still care about the war.
Top lel, it was a resounding victory and German boots never stepped foot on British soil. The recent "rivalry" that you think we have is completely one-sided. We care about Germany because they are a good international team, this whole "rivalry" you speak of is from Germans only.
>>66417391
>drawing with columbia
we're no better senpai :'(
>>66416266
Don't both teams have to be good and have won something in the last 20+ years for it to be considered a rivalry
Spain vs France will be the final
>>66417228
English delusion only makes their inevitable collapse that much sweeter.
>>66416794
BUT THE RAF OF ULSTER SHOT THEM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>66417425
Why are you lying? It is obvious from this thread and the english press that England cares about these matches much more than Germany.
It's okay to admit that. Germany also cares about Italy more than Italy about Germany.
Jesus Christ you labour voting football supporting cucks are legitimately retarded.
The only rivalry German football actually cares about is with the Dutch.
>>66417425
>>66416794
If you say so.
It is often spoken off as "der Klassiker" but really,the rivalry seems bigger with Italy and Netherlands here.
Was once on holiday, spoke with an English bloke, pretending im from Poland. The first thing he ranted about was the other German tourists(he seemed like the typical English tourist).
>>66417509
> pretending im from Poland
typical nazi behavior
>>66417500
Used to know a bloke who bought 10 papers just for the free quid bet. Free 10 pound bet for 4 quid or whatever. Pretty savvy. He died of alcohol poisoning.
>>66417509
>>66417521
Wow Germany can you guys leave Poland alone for like 5 fuckin minutes?
>>66417501
>I heard it on QI it must be true
You "people" are the fucking worst.
Real talk, as a filthy American with no dog in this fight the English posters in this thread seem desperate for the Germans to hate them. It's kind of cringy.
Or at least I assume it's the English, I've never known the Welsh to give much of a shit about British soccer supremacy. The Scottish would probably be happy they lost. And who gives a fuck about the Northern Irish?
>>66417500
Really? You think we see you as rivals because of a stupid front page joke our shittiest newspaper decided to print?
I understand you are desperate for our attention but you need to try a little harder than that
>>66417574
Heard what on QI? I lived in Germany for 4 years you mug.
>>66417596
Aren't you cultured. Speak some German for us, big man. We'd love that.
>>66417585
I don't know why the Brits want this rivalry so bad when it's so one sided.
4 world cups > 1.
3 euros > 0
>>66417585
> no dog in this fight
WE BEAT THE FILTHY KRAUTS TWICE YOU PINKO PIGFUCKER
>>66417509
I had a Italian gf 5 years ago who also hated German tourists
>>66417521
>>66417555
I have Polish roots and speak Polish so it was the natural thing for me to do.
>>66417632
I bet ;(
>Validate my existence gerGODS
Pathetic
>>66417697
>I have Polish roots
Do we even need to guess where your German blood came from?
>>66415387
of course its not the Brits making a special rivalry out of this ;) It not that important to them really
>>66417585
Same. I think it just boils down to "PLEASE NOTICE US BIG, STRONG TURK"
>>66417764
whaddya mean? My grandfather was East-prussian, fought in the Wehrmacht, but also spoke Polish, it was all mixed there anway. Other than that my family is from Poland, we settled here.
>>66417697
>I have Polish roots
Classic, this guy is already trying to establish his cassus belli
>>66417816
>whaddya mean?
A shitload of Polish and German women got raped during the war
>>66417852
why would you remind me of something like this on Easter? :(
>>66416053
England literally has to deal with that all year round
Entire world is ABE
>>66417977
You did spend about 150 years as the baddest motherfuckers in the world, it's natural for some saltiness to linger.
>>66416524
Italy isn't the most important rival to you?
>>66417407
Well what are you gonna do about it, faggot?
Hmm?
>>66420404
i>it's a clown fiesta of england try to bantz and fail while germans autist with occasion of american "Muh heritage" thread
goddamit, time to replay my truck sim game.
>>66416384
why are germans so tsundere about england and insist it's not a rivalry?
Germany were the most undeserving winners of the WC of all time. They barely scraped through against trash opposition like Algeria, and only won the final through refball.
The media has been guzzling German cum since the Bayern fluke win over Barca. Overrated trash like Muller and Gotze are proclaimed the next Zidane.
Everyone loves watching Germany lose because Germany are smug shit-eating cucks who can't win gracefully.
>>66416266
for you
>actual tournament comes up
>England embarrass themselves, as usual
>Germany go to the semis, as usual
>>66416218
underrated as fugg
>>66422175
based pierre
dw neighbros it's just a friendly
>>66422175
Spain lost to Switzerland in 2010
>>66416139
since the what what what?
>>66422175
>Mfw France is still mad that Algeria, out of all the teams, put up a better fight than them against the germans
>>66422175
>Germany are smug shit-eating cucks who can't win gracefully.
this is true desu. müller is a prime example of this. absolute cunt when he's on the winning team and and even bigger cunt when he's not
Krauts getting banged
>>66416053
>germans insisting that the england rivalry doesn't matter
>insisting it doesn't matter matters to them
>>66422175
True. Thats why 7-1 happened. You hear the german players claim it was them being professional but they clearly enjoyed cucking Brazil through multiple goals despite the game being over within the first 30 minutes through their grins and smiles even by the 6th and 7th goal. Any decent human of a player would have stopped celebrating by the 4th or 5th goal
Honestly I've never seen anything as hilarious as the Germans who show up in force like clockwork whenever someone says it's a rivalry.
We hate you because our grandfathers hated you more and everyone carries a small piece of that with them, you literally tried to destroy Europe and if it wasn't for us crushing you into non existence you would of succeeded.
Not to mention trying to destroy Europe again by letting all the refugees in, Germany really is the worst country in the world. Everyone fucking hates you and it feels brilliant to smash you back doors in in front of your home crowd. Look at the passion from our boys when they score, half of the Turks on your team don't give a shit.
>>66416066
1 GOAL 2 GOAL 3 GOAL 4
>>66417495
This, so fucking much. What excuse will they make when Russia beats them in the first game?
>implying germany wasnt trying to save europe
>implying you weren't lucky being born on an island
>implying the soviets didnt save everyones asses
ok m8. keep celebrating a friendly, while being a disgrace in the actual tournament, as usual
>>66423130
my grandad still absolutely fucking hates the germans. he also named his black cat "nigger".
>>66417228
s-sorry texas ;-;
I don't care if it's real hatred or just banter, for six years i am enjoying this threads. Same arguments, World wars, Hans, Turks, 10 Bombers, shamfur dispray from german sides at friendlies, brilliant qualification rounds for england and extra motivation to play against germany at all times. But in the end, we all know which NT is (historically) the better and current WC holder. Haters gonna hate.
>>66423125
>Stop celebrating
What kind of fuckwit would do that?
>>66422175
>the most undeserving winners of the WC of all time
Your butthurt is showing Jean.
>italy 34
>england 66
>italy 82
>They barely scraped through against trash opposition like Algeria
The argies got +2refballing against Iran. Much weaker teams than Algeria.
>germany beats portulel 4-0
>germany beats france 1-0 without breaking a sweat
>they slaughter brazil
In your opinion who deserved to win? Fucking Netherlands? Brazil?
I really hope this is b8 because if it isn't your level of delusion and bitterness are off the charts.
>>66423173
Russia are shit warmed up. It's just a pipe dream. I'm more concerned about Wales and I'm not concerned about Wales that much ttytt, my gypsy hombre.
>>66423224
>russia are shit
Do you think they'll somehow find the resources to rally against the English oppressor? Also, you keep ignoring Slovakia and I think that is your most dangerous opponent in the group.
>>66423204
It's obvious he's never played a sport in his life
>>66422175
Apparently Germany winning the WC caused more butthurt in France than losing Alsace-Lorraine and Dunkerque combined.
>>66417410
the guy who scored one and had one incorrectly ruled offside i'm guessing deshawn
>>66423237
>the English oppressor
I think they'd ask for some pointers. But no, everyone in England's group is worse than Switzerland, who we beat comfortably twice, plus it's a meme format where you have to be uber shit to not go through. I probably won't even watch England's group games and just tune in for our KO games.
>>66423222
Not him but you forgot Germany in '54.
And why wouldn't Italy deserve '82?
>>66423273
>Not him
Just realised adding this is pointless on a board with flags. Bah. Oh well.
>>66423204
When your opponent is beat by multiple goals there's no point in celebrating each goal because it's unsportsmanlike. Do you see Barca gloating when they score goal number 7 against Literalmente Quien FC? They just get on with business
>>66423273
Italy never deserve to win at football. They always seem to average age of 80 and on paper are no better than my local pub team.
>>66423272
>KO games
>gamessss
>s
Lad...
>>66423273
Italy in 82 beat Socrate's Brazil through sheer luck and Rossi.
>germany 54
More debatable than the other 3, but yes, I completely forgot about it. Germany 74 could also qualify for this.
>>66423283
What I think is, if you celebrate every goal you score, that at least means you actually acknowledge your opponents, even if you don't necessarily respect them. If you don't celebrate, that means you don't even register in their eyes at all. You might as well be air.
In other words, celebrating when you score is part of what makes sports, sports.
>>66423286
Oh come on.
>>66423310
>sheer luck
How so? Unless it was refball I don't see the problem. Was it refball?
>Rossi
He managed to git gud in the second half of the tournament. Is there anything wrong with that?
If you think any of the german players or any fan under 50 considers england a great rival, i got bad news for you. No offense. If you beat us in the knockout stage at the euros, considering this a rivalry might be back on the table at best.
>>66416053
bantz after a friendly are like bragging over masturbating
>>66423673
so butthurt it's unreal
>>66423729
I'm actually glad you are so happy. It's not like you guys had a lot to be happy about those last years.
I mean...damn you Englishmen! You are clearly not better at footballing than us. Only arbitrary and wrong refcisions made this victory possible. Also, you are NOT whiter than us. If only I could throw a punch at you in real life.
>>66423857
>you are NOT whiter than us.
1 million
>>66423629
Pretty sure you niggers got knocked out pretty hard in the semis of WWII
>>66423673
It's more like bragging after banging a 5/10 sloot imo.
>>66423975
no offense guy but i think a cuckwar between germany and bongland is pretty pathetic
we are both equally cucked
>>66423342
>me in charge of pronouns
And I thought I had gotten enough sleep.
>>66423978
speaking of countries that will not reach semi final...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hosf86OLxM
>>66424103
well germany got banged, but i dont think anything above a 3/10 exists there
>>66416440
>no one was ever tried for Dresden bombing
>>66422856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>66423857
mate, we're better than you at club football and always have been. you win the odd meme international tournament every few years ,but domestically you've never been that great compared to us, spain and italy.
>>66416266
Actually the game was objectively a friendly, famston
>>66427868
the smile of the kid is the best part
how i would love everyone to be as friendly
>>66416139
> Holy
> Roman
> Empire
Pick none.
>it's a le ebin WW2 banter thread
>it's an /int/ memes thread
>it's a /pol/ bait thread
remove flags
>>66417256
yes, leave groupstages of WC with one (1) point for example :^)
