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Brace yourselves for intense shitposting and threads going faster than a Germanwings plane into a mountain.
>Spurs vs Germany
ALLI
why is the german crowd so quiet?
genuinely surprised you can't hear them
/a/
Brits aren't humans
God save the Queen
It's coming home.
cheeky fiver on germany -1 desu
Will there be ficki ficki at half time?
Shit away jersey
But I guess away is fitting, considering over 50% of the squad on field doesn't play in German clubs right now
Should I do it lads?
The city of Müller
THREAD IS MOVING TOO FAST
STOP SHITPOSTING YOU CUNTS
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>>66407124
most of the good supporters are banned from stadiums or do not care about national team
it's all about the clubs
Anyone else only watching this shit for a terrorist attack?
Hendersen looks lost, not attacking balls, running around like a chicken, cant keep him self onside
Bellend
LMFAO Henderson is garbage. He can neither attack nor defend well. He is slow and his technique is laughable.......
Not looking forward to the inevitable terrorist attack desu lads.
Ugly jerseys : the game
>>66407157
why don't you care about your national team?
Since when did niggers ever make good CBs?
>>66407124
Might offend the rapefugees.
>>66407124
They are praying, la
>>66407124
cheering is haram
>unironically looking like the czech republic or norway
England what are you doing?
>>66407163
hello, paul
Saw this advert before the match lads, anyone knows the name of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaqxcekQrw
>>66407124
German NT only attracts event fans
Why are the German shirt sleeves a completely different colour to the inside part of the shirt? They almost look kinda greenish
>>66407057
lol ITV commentators didnt mention Hummels push, they thought it was muller
cucks
Don't see any white people on the German team lads
>>66407147
Ask her if her first name is Delle
>tfw terrorism is the new national sport
>>66407157
>good supporters
>do not care about national team
Pick 1.
>>66407147
>Ali
Wut
>Welbeck LW
>Vardy LITERALLY on the bench
You're an idiot Roy.
"can's right back, better explot that by playing...
...Danny fucking Welbeck"
>>66407172
it's for old people and families
I wonder how many of our away lot know what the 'no surrender' thing is actually about. I was in the away end for the Republic of Ireland game and didn't hear it once, but now it's back again...
>>66407157
YOUR SUPPORT
>>66407168
KEV
E
V
Kroos can be a great player in a 4-3-3.
>>66407177
>>66407186
cuck'd
>>66407163
>>66407098
>>66407098
>>66407098
Real thread
Kane is shit. Sub him.
>ENGLAND WILL STOP BEING A LAUGHING STOCK IN FOOTBALL
WAHHHHHHH
MUH EMPIRE THOOOOO
MUH FARAGE
MUH THATCHER
> Being outsung at home by a bunch of pommy's
Aryan """"""""""master""""""""" race
>>66407194
Wait, the jersey isn't green?
The fuck is with my eyes
>relying on spurs players
>>66407177
>>66407184
>>66407186
SWEDEN YES
>>66407194
It's some weird olive green. No idea why they thought that was a good idea.
>>66407207
Vardy is a super-sub
You know this
Stop acting out
>>66407190
Scooter - Jumping all over the world
>>66407203
>national team is full of foreigners
that's why nobody cares about them
last number of my post is how many he scores
>>66407198
>germans
>white
>>66407217
a fucking leaf
>>66407194
To be fair both these kits are fucking disgusting.
>>66407198
I wouldn't know how to recognize white people either if I had lived in England for so long.
>tfw my gpu is kill
how can I ease the pain lads?
>Royce
Is Woy starting a shit team so he doesn't have to justify it if we lose?
>these kits
This looks like fuckin PES with unlicensed teams la's
tottenham fans jizzing themselves because a couple of tottenham players are in the squad
>>66407221
Simmer down Jocko and enjoy your Steven Fletcher up front.
Just got home from the game lads. Good shit.
I hope germany wins for the refugees
>>66407207
>I don't rate Dat Guy
It's like you've never even watched football.
Holy shit, it's actually some black with green tones, and not green
How many pakis you think will get bashed by pissed up England fans in Berlin tonight lads?
England team is unironically better looking that the German team.
>>66407217
dont start with this shit
>KANE
LEL
>>66407221
>muh irn bru and sweden 2.0 politics
kek, fuck off
>cain
>>66407242
Don't buy AMD next time.
How do you lose this
>Kane
>>66407242
Remove the cpu and reapply it using a black mans cum as thermal paste
>>66407242
put it in the oven at 220C or gas mark 9 for 10-15 mins and fix it via reflow soldering, you can thank me later
>>66407231
>31
What a hero!
post more lennys
>neuer
>khederia still on the Germany
neuer lel
Where's Rooney?
>Neuer is 30 years old
>>66407289
"lenny"
Its Limmy
>meme keeping
>>66407294
nigga he ded
TELL ME ABOUT KANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>66407250
He's starting a shit team because his players are shit.
>all these JFs in this thread
>calling him MIULER
i fucking hate this.
fuck this uncultured country.
dubs and vardy scores and celebrates by glassing khedira and calling him a paki
>I rank Neuer
>>66407290
ebim goalie wurld no1
>>66407260
They'll probably be confused and think its a home game
>0-0
shit game tbf
>neuer
LOL
IT'S GONNA BE A DISAPPOINTING 0-0 LADS
It's going to finish 0-0 isn't it
Still haven't figured out which show I'm going to binge watch over easter
>goalkeeper tries to play as a defender
This is why Leicester are better than Germany.
ANYONE BUT ENGERLAND
>>66407235
BEADY
It's so surreal to see players like Can or Rüdiger who never made a name for themselves in the Bundesliga play in the NT and you have no idea why.
>>66407221
>Cuckland when we force them to leave the EU in
June
>WELBECK PLAYS FOR ENGLAND
Lol
How much terrorism will there be at the Euros? Considering it's in France?
fucking welbeck FUCK
>>66407228
Vardy is the brit Götze
>>66407294
>not DerbyInThePremierLeague.gif
>>66407310
rerolling
its fucking 8mins you cunts jesus
butlands distribution is shocking
> National league's champions favourites have 0 players in the starting XI
Is Roy is a fucking retard?
>>66407330
Diversity :^)
>>66407326
Welshman here, I am with you brother. We get the pleasure of taking 3 points off them at the Yuros too.
>>66407321
daredevil
>>66407255
Did you burn down Vienna?
>>66407317
>>66407320
>>66407321
0-0 confirmed
you are at the club and this guy smacks you gfs ass
what do you do?
>those germany kits
so it wasnt a joke, they are really going to use them
>>66407335
3 or 4
>germany in friendlies
ali dia.jpg
Löw looks like he just did a photoshoot to be on the cover for a new Gorillaz album.
>>66407119
KEEP ME POSTED
>>66407330
Can's not even really very good for Liverpool.
Bit weird desu
>>66407348
Enough of a sample size to estimate the rest of the game
International football is so fucking wank, fuck
>>66407283
If Engelando gonna keep this speed, their whole team gonna be exhausted by halt time
RIP
>Buttland
>>66407338
I can't wait for someone to do a suicide bomb on the dutch games
>>66407338
0 you dickhead, it's over, it's safe now, there are police everywhere you cunt.
>>66407230
But the clubs are too. :^)
Cucks to the left of me, Baneposters to the right - here I am
Glenn Hoddle makes me lose all hope with life
dubs and a bomb goes off before the end of the game
>>66407229
Funny but I am looking for the song in the advert, not the piece of shit you just mentioned
>>66407358
I thank him for the assist
thank god barkley isnt playing
who /lifelong anyone but england fan/ here?
>>66407295
>>66407231
Shit, these threads are fast, lads.
Slow down.
Why are Germans so cute bros?
>>66407338
none
terrorists mostly work on the element of surprise
everyone expects there to be an attack so there most likely wont be
>Alli Delli
is this supposed to be an English name
>There are people in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and her Overseas Territories that ACTUALLU rate Danny Welbeck
Honestly shocked, he's a tricky Heskey.
These match threads are a load of shit. You int cunts have like a total of 10 """jokes""" and you post them over and over again... how braindead do you have to be to enjoy this shit.
>>66407380
Stuck in the middle with jews.
>>66407358
fucking Ozil always slapping other people gf's asses
>>66407358
Tell Mesut Ozil to back off
>>66407338
I predict 0
Hate Arsenal players so much
>>66407338
hopefully enough to kill some bongoloïds
>yfw this match ends 0-0
Nice way to kill off a counter.
>>66407371
Yeah desu. I get excited for the WC and euros, but after 2 or 3 matches I remember just how much higher quality club football is.
Match is on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W33jx2Fx8Uw
>>66407358
Ask him to sign my Ozil shirt
Why is England playing with Chile's kits?
game is pretty boring so far
>on the attack
>Welbeck dribbles backwards and passes to the defence
>>66407381
Just be thankful it's not Michael Owen.
> Joachim
Is it pronounced Joe-Chim or Yok-Im ?
cold out
>>66407406
>implying vardy won't chin them
Thread moving so fast, nobody notices I want to suck a dick
>>66407381
He's punishing you because you were a cuck in a previous life.
>>66407372
google "gpu reflow soldering" it's honestly not a meme
>Germany vs England
>There are black people playing
What has this world come to?
>>66407421
WALK
This honestly looks like a bunch of middle aged literal who pub players having a go at each other
>>66407420
Yoh-ach (like clearing your throat)-eem
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea for the choice of kits for the Germany v England game? Like 6% of the Caucasian male population in Europe I suffer from red/green colour blindness, so this game is now a viewing write-off for me. Thanks arseholes.
>>66407420
You a kim
>>66407420
mitt-jewland
>>66407392
>>66407412
>french commentary
>>66407425
That's a given.
>CURRENT TIME
>no goals
great game
>>66407381
We must have done some pretty terrible things in our past lives to deserve him.
>>66407420
JOH
ACH
IHM
>>66407377
>goys we need more police
>it's for your own safety
>good goys
>>66407420
ghyoor-ghum
>>66407397
this desu
wew
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>DELE ALLI FIRST PLAYER TO SCORE
>>66407429
I want the /pol/ cross posters to leave
i still rate kroos
>>66407429
fuck off /pol/
>>66407429
fucking go back to /pol/ Obongo, fuck your country dude stop this shit
Too many wogs in the England squad tbqh
>>66407398
Everyone's just waiting for the half time slags mate
>>66407417
>Expecting a friendly to be anything but total shit
I'm only using this match as an excuse to get drunk.
honestly forgot mario gomez existed desu
WHERE THE FUCK IS GRANT HOLT
>>66407429
This is what happens when you bring slaves in desu
This is NOT ENGLAND VS GERMANY
This is some mixed raced shit tier teams playing pussiball
Im out !
>Englel
>>66407445
still better than Bela fucking Rethy
>English defending
STOP
>striking options are so bad you have gomes up front
My sides
>gomez
>reus
>>66407420
you are him
WEVE GOT ÖZIL
I thought Mario Gomez was dead? Isn't he like a Kraut Rooney or something?
Fuck me, this game is completely passing Henderson by.
>>66407429
>his country is ruled by a Kenyan Muslim
how do you pronounce neuer
>>66407479
Have fun on /pol/ then
D E U T S C H L A N D
>mario gomez is playing
what year is this?
>>66407439
so you cant see contrast? I cant see red yet see the english players just fine m8
>royce
>>66407484
BRAVE
nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""shot""""""""""""""""""""""""""" dickhead
england getting exposed
>muh youth
>muh spurs
>muh 66
damn those tall germans
What are some good German football chants?
>germongs trying to play like buyern
fuck off
I've got that thing where you drink too much too quickly and you get cross eyed, I am currently seeing 22 players on the pitch.
A bottle and a half of red wine in 3 hours isn't a good idea.
>>66407205
Short for Alison, probably.
>>66407392
>Mario Gomez is 10 years older than Kane
>Kane looks old enough to be his dad
>>66407479
Adolf pls
Dad just called Alli 'half caste', jeeeeeez
>>66407475
>murrilard education
'Die Mannschaft' sound really, really homoerotic by the way.
why hasn't dele alli meme'd on everyone yet?
thought reus was supposed to be good
then again he is a liverpool target so I suppose he can't be that good
I'm disappointed Woy preferred Butland. He's not bad, but Forster's a monster.
>german finishing
I think this game is screaming out for a David Nugent substitution.
Who agrees?
I didn't know they spoke English in Germany
>>66407474
Where's Kevin Davies?
>tfw you were at the match when Davies made his one and only England appearance
Feel blessed
>>66407474
league 1
>>66407420
Yoshim
>>66407429
this desu fml
>>66407295
>Ronaldo is 31
>Alli
Fuck off, why not take it down?
>>66407490
he's worse than Rooney desu
What the fuck Ali
CHEST IT DOWN YOU FLAVOUR OF THE MONTH MEME CUNT
>Alli thinking he can finish from there
m8...
