unc gets to feast on indiana's soul today lads
schedule:
#1 Virginia vs #4 Iowa State @ 7:10
#6 Notre Dame vs #7 Wisconsin @ 7:27
#11 Gonzaga vs #10 Syracuse @ 9:40
#1 North Carolina vs #5 Indiana @ 9:57
can't wait to see what brice gives us tonight
Scaroused for today's game. Go Cyclones!
i got
virginia
notre dame
syracuse
unc
advancing
Anyone know of any streams so I can watch it at my computer? I don't have cable so I can't get TBS...
>>66385293
yeah
check out zunox.hk
2 more hours boys, do you have your memes ready?
do you guys think nick is a bit jealous of all the attention nate is getting right now?
I'm getting drunk for the second time in my life tonight. I have 12 cans of beer.
Any tips? If I drink Mountain Dew at the same time will I get crunk like Four Loko??
Drink in moderation.
Be respectful.
Try to get laid.
If you start to feel sick or dizzy, stop drinking immediately.
Alternate beers with water.
>>66387197
Don't mix alcohol with sugar unless you want to wake up hungover.
Don't drink so goddamn fast either.
>>66387191
>>66387208
stunning beauty
truly treasures of the white race
>>66387229
I will be drinking alone. Don't think I'll fuck anyone besides myself
>>66387197
alcohol can kill you
weed is better for you and you won't accidentally kill yourself
4 people have died thus far over spring break from alcohol poisoning on the gulf coast
it's easy to overdue it when you have no experience
drink the beers slowly
>>66387260
at this point in my life a hangover-free saturday is worth much much more to me than a drunken friday night
>>66387191
>>66387208
>>66387152
Who is that gorgeous black woman?
>>66387345
My mom
>>66387345
a former queen
whats everyone drinking tonight
>>66387345
Oh her name is Karyn Bryant. Not as hot as I thought she was.
>>66382320
>labeling the thread correctly
I know this isn't Reddit or anything, but thanks for making it easy to find for a goddamn change.
Here's a relevant basketball picture.
>>66387556
>you will never be a basketball
>>66387521
>no robotussin
should i take a nap guys?
i'm afraid i'll sleep through some games
>>66387521
i got some sierra nevada waiting for me
>>66387792
caffeine nap, look it up
>>66384241
That would literally mean one half of the bracket is ACC.
>they keep calling it the double header of the year
>Crunch will probably get BTFO and Gonzaga is a favorite
I hope it's a good night.
ISU - Virginia game is gonna be hype
>>66386855
mem magic is dead?
the ACC killed it ;_;
>>66387521
>>66388352
Zaga/Cuse will be even better
>yfw tonight's games are just as shit as yesterday's
MEM MAGIC IS DEAD
PRAY FOR SETH
UVA alum here
worried as fuck about Niang, hopefully Brogdon's got em
I feel like shit from 1 beer dont think im getting drunk after all
Where is everybody? get in here you queers.
37th for Cyclones.
Is there anything I can do, personally, to ensure that tonight's games are highly competitive and fun to watch?
>>66388921
PRAY FOR SETH
>>66388482
iowa st is going to do what oklahoma did to ass & mouth last night
>>66388921
>fun to watch?
let a dog run loose
>>66385293
Why not just d/l the official app?
>went to ND for BS
>UW for MS
What do? Is this one of those root for a good game circumstances I've heard about?
>>66385293
Can't you just watch it on ncaa.com
>girlfriend out clubbing tonight
>says she won't be home til tomorrow morning
>son is staying with his biological father for the night
>have the whole apartment to myself
Fuck yes. Who else fucking /HYPED/ for some all night hoops?
>>66385293
Is this trolling? You know the NCAA site has high quality streams for every game right? It's actually fuckign awesome.
>>66389009
DUMB fucking frogposter
Who /cyclones/ here?
>>66389009
FROGPOSTER GTFO
http://www.diddukewin.com/
>>66389010
for some reason after a game or two I get some shit about my time expiring when I use their site
I don't want to root for Iowa st because butthurt cyclone fans are hilarious but Virginia is boring af
>>66388482
Niang is the dude but Montè Morris is the guy you should be worried about.
Reminder SF Austin got assraped by the refs, Notre Dame shouldn't be here.
Lads, which game will be more meme-clad?
DID DUKE WIN?
>>66389123
>being a moron
lex please respond
>>66388994
No, the only reasonable answer is root for the Badgers.
Always the Badgers.
I'm liking this matchup so far
>clones about to get rekt
when is the kentucky game?
>>66389207
Zags-Cuse, book it
> budweiser still making these "we aren't craft beer" ads
ok, we fucking get it
>Iowa State
But seriously great Virginia offense
>>66389316
I'm so hype for that, but I was asking for the games starting now.
>>66389327
didn't you know it is more manly to stubbornly make a shittier product? and even more manly to be loud and boastful about it.
>>66389327
>making a ad that literally states
>our beer is bad, mass-produced, shit-assed and you are a fedora tipper faggot if you don't buy it
Their take on Brazilian market is that it is brewed the hard way. No one falls for that shit though, people buy bud only when it is the cheaper.
>>66389331
probably Wiscy-Booty Blast You (BBU)
these 1(one) seeds have been to stronk
>Rush Hour television series
>>66389353
> "crazy weather we're having, isn't it"
> "it's raining black people out here"
half of /sp/ writes funnier bullshit than network comedy
Who /comfy/ here?
>>66389365
Villanova got me stressin bruh
Fuck
Why is Iowa St so bad
>the city of iowa state
>team is losing
>10 point lead
>get free throw
>score (like they have to)
>go for a the slap hand with teammates
Fuck that shit.
>>66389365
>women's basketball tournament
>another blowout
>getting blown the fuck out
it's gonna be an ACC kind of evening, lads
>It's another "GOAT opening weekend followed by a bunch of blowouts" Tournament
>iowa STATE university
should we tell them?
>>66389417
So, the ncaa tournament?
>>66389353
Not Jackie Chan
So is Iowa State going to actually show up or not?
>DROPPIN' DIMES
DROPPIN' DIMES
>DROPPIN' DIMES
DROPPIN' DIMES
>DROPPIN' DIMES
DROPPIN' DIMES
>DROPPIN' DIMES
DROPPIN' DIMES
>DROPPIN' DIMES
DROPPIN' DIMES
>DROPPIN' DIMES
DROPPIN' DIMES
>Chris Paul and Deandre Jordan have a white son
What is State Farm trying to tell us?
>/sp/ said Iowa State would win
Why is /sp/ always wrong? Does this mean Cuse is gonna win?
>>66389455
It's a subtle statement about how beta the Cloppers really are
Virginia Cavs > Cleveland Cavs
>>66389455
we did this already
like, during the first round
> bought a nice new colander
> suddenly every pasta dish is flawless and effortless
who /learningadultlessonslate/ here
NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS
>>66389494
You didn't know a colander would help with pasta?
>>66389455
i still have no idea who any of the players in those commercials are beside chris paul. I guess jordan is the 'mom'? who is the white guy?
Who /abND/ here?
Fuck Notre Lame, On Wisconsin!
>>66389518
i didn't know what difference a better one would make, i kinda thought they were all the same
>>66389494
how the fuck did you strain your pasta beforehand?
>Stands completely empty at a Wisconsin-Notre Dame game
>>66389521
I hate Notre Dame. They're all shitty drunk irish paedophiles.
>>66389548
>willingly traveling to Filthydelphia for any reason
>>66389552
>Wisconsin
>notre dame
>Syracuse
>Gonzaga
Two of these shit teams will make the elite eight. Have memes gone too far?
>kencucky
>>66389560
i don't think anyone at ND is actually irish
>>66389578
Gonzaga may be shit but based Sabonis is based.
>>66389585
Yeah but literally ever poor drunk moron who claims Irish ancestry bandwagons them.
>the state of iowa state
>>66389594
he gonna tear up that zone from the middle senpai RIP syracuse
>>66389552
>>66389574
Psst, official toasts only.
>No Ian Eagle
>No Len Elmore
>No CWebb
>The Network of CBS
>>66389606
ATTENTION::
The opinions stated on /sp/ are not necessarily unbiased or objective.
>>66389625
seth rogen has lost the little respect i had for him. how could he do a commercial with that COW?
>>66389660
cause he's getting paid Budweiser money
>stay mad
>>66389660
>seth rogen
>respect
you brought this on yourself
>the state of Iowa
it ends now
>>66389660
>having any respect
>for Seth rogan
Ishygydigy
>DRIP
>DRIP
>DROP
How mad does it make dunkbabbies and other manchildren when Wisconsin memes it's way to the Elite 8 or higher every year by boring the opposition to death with a slow offense using barely recruited, unathletic players who almost always stay the full four years?
>>66389707
hey nice post dude but no one really cares haha
Iowa state is trash
>>66389660
>not being completely disgusted and yet strangely attracted to Amy Schumer
Admit it, you'd give her the D.
>>66389711
>unathletic
what are you trying to say
>>66389711
Feels pretty good here in milwaukee
>>66389727
4chan would give anyone with an orifice the D
>>66389727
I would have before she put on an extra 20 pounds. She was kind of hot when she first started getting popular. Now she looks like miss piggy.
>>66389707
> hey guys, let's all get together, dress like we're going to a party in the summer, and stand around indoors drinking sprite while we listen to a chinese guy pseudo-rap about his thirst! for sprite!
>>66389714
>implying I can hear you over the sound of all these dimes dropping
>>66389729
Most players on Wisconsin were not highly rated recruits because they lack the physical measurables that most big programs look for, i.e. vertical leap, wingspan, speed.
>>66382320
>unc gets to feast on indiana's soul today lads
HERETIC! BURN IN HELL!
Guys I think I'm getting drunk. What beer is drunk for 150 pound guy
>>66389727
She probably sucks dick like a mad woman, fampai
>>66389754
Not nearly as bad as Mountain Dew trying to make their disgusting fedora slime-water seem hip and cool
I got Virginia winning it all
I didn't fill out a bracket because I'm a heterosexual but I think they're the most solid team
>it's a higher seed wins in a blowout game
What the fuck happened after those GOAT first two days?
>>66389767
don't get drunk, your family still loves you
>>66389767
>getting drunk off beer
You're definitely fat
>>66389774
>I think a 1 seed will win the tournament
Bold prediction
How good would Wisconsin be if they could put the ball in the basket occasionally?
>>66389780
The madness always corrects itself.
>>66389780
Welcome to the ncaa tournament and sports in general Canada
>>66389762
What even is a Hoosier? Some nonsense word that even people from Indiana has no idea the meaning of.
>>66389794
I'm nearly 6 foot tall and I'm 150-155. I'm a bean boy faggot. Kind of like i stuck my beanboy in your faggot dads
>>66389801
They would be the first B10 team to accomplish that feat
>>66389801
If you score, the other team gets possesion of the ball. It's basically a turnover. Better to just pass the ball around for 34 seconds first, then hope for an offensive rebound so you can do it again.
>>66389819
That made it sound like I'm the faggot but I mean't I'm a bean boy, faggot. Like you're the faggot. I'm not gay but I don't have a girlfriend either
>>66389818
>>66389818
>>66389818
>>66389819
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLINGTON
>ISU
what the hell guys? I liked you.
>>66389803
>>66389806
My issue isn't so much the higher seed winning. It's the fact that they're winning by 10+
When was the last tournament where the top seeds dominated that much?
> yfw the first barbershop movie was actually good
>>66389834
hahaha you're such a gay
>>66389841
Yeah, of course it's the nickname for people in Indiana. But why? It's like the whole state just one day decided to call themselves a made up word.
>>66389834
> I'm not gay but I don't have a girlfriend either
>being down 9 to Wisconsin
It's ogre, insurmountable lead for them.
>>66389861
I might as well be gay. 22 never had a GF. Same as a gay who never had a bf. Not sure if that made sense but if you're 22 and never had a gf and straight you're no different than another 22 guy who has never had a bf but is a fag
>BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE BADGERS GONNA BADGE
Reminder that winsconsin are literally our guys
>>66389887
you know that thing where you just quit posting?
>>66389833
>34
It's 29, get with the times, Gramps.
Also Wisconsin plays anti-basketball, it's annoying as fuck to watch. Worse than Syracuse.
>>66382320
Is Wisconsin vs Notre Dame the whitest game yet
>>66389920
This is literally the best I've ever felt. Nothing you can do will stop me. I never drinka nd I feel like the best I've ever done right now.
Now I know why guys are alcoholics. It feels like I love everything. Nothing is bad.
>>66389923
>Notre Dame
>White
I mean, their student body is if that's what you're saying. But Notre Dame athletics are anything but white.
>>66389922
>muh dunks
>muh alley oops
>muh fastbreaks
>muh lack of commitment to defense
>>66389911
We will reclaim what was denied to us
>>66389865
that precisely what happened
like if one day you woke up and everyone in your city were calling themselves Yabos or some other nonsense word
>the city of Iowa State
>>66389949
If you're a shitty team you play slow and variance gives you a chance. Wisconsin knows this shit.
>>66389937
you working something out, anon? It's okay.
>>66389971
I don't think variance is the cause of all of the success they've had.
>>66389968
>tips greyed out
unintentional irony appreciated.
>>66389937
>>66389949
Purposefully dribbling around and not attempting to score is a strategy, but that's not the way you're supposed to play basketball. It's the same as teams like Barcelona just passing around the whole match only to score one goal in the second half. It's effective, but boring as hell and anti-sport. "Offense" means attacking. Wisconsin does not.
>>66389977
Here's the thing, sometimes you're quiet and you don't talk a lot. Then you decide to be out there more open but then it doesn't turn out well. Then you finally realize being a quiet guy was when you were happy. ONce you live the loud guy life you realize quiet boy life isn't so bad.
Just need gf, then we will be perfect. I will be quiet again and have a gf and no need to be loud guy and worry about everyone else. That's what I'm working out. Being myself vs. being quiet guy who doesnt have to worry about being judged our being sad.
Lucky I don't have depression or that shit, but I do worry about judging people. I'm quiet all of that is good though. Everything solved. I'm happy right now though so fuckkk it
>>66390008
Wew lad
>>66390008
>drinking
>not prescribing to coffee and weed
doing it wrong, mang
>>66390008
Once people know you as the loud, funny guy its hard to go to quiet guy again because everyones like "Why are you sad" but nooo I'm not sad I'm just quiet again. I'm me, I'm anon the quiet guy. Just let me be the quiet guy. Don't need to be the loud fun guy anymore. PBBRRRR
>>66390045
I drink once e very 5 months or something. Don't give me a fucking breka
>>66390008
lol you're okay. Enjoy yourself tonight but dont' talk to anyone outside of 4chan until you're sober.
>>66389996
Moving the ball to find a high percentage shot is not shitty. Wisconsin doesn't get the bluechip highly athletic players some programs do. They run an offense and defense of sound fundamental basketball because they don't have the athletes to do otherwise. They have found great success doing so.
>>66390008
> Just need gf, then we will be perfect
oh man, i hope you don't seriously believe this
>>66389937
>>66390008
>>66390051
You should start being quiet now
Lads post yfw Wisconsin wins another game scoring less than 50 points.
>>66390087
>everything is going according to plan
>>66390080
I don't thught. IT goes like this.
ONce I start having friends I won't worry about everything. Boom got friends, still need gf.
Once I get money I wont worry about anything. Boom got money dont worry about anything.
Once I get into grad school dont worry bout anything. Boom graad school still worried about stupid shit
Final frontier is gf and nope, I'll still woryy. I get this shit. I get it okay.
I honestly don't even want a gf. I like talking with pretty girl and shes nice to me. Making her laugh building up good relationship but I'm not trying to have commitments. Don't want girl over my house. Don't want to ahve to fuck her all the time. Just want to have pretty girl like me. How gay is that shit/???
>It's a Wisconsin game where no one scores episode
>>66390109
you need to get out of your own head m8
you're trapped in there
>>66390087
IA St 74 Virginia 72
Cap it
ISU why? T_T
>>66390087
Did WI and ND both agree to not score anymore poitns adn just run out the clock? It's not even halftime.
>>66390109
bro shut the fuck up i wanna laugh at basketball memes not feel
>Its an iowa St takes shitty shots instead of being patient with the ball episode
>>66390109
>>>/soc/
m8, you don't want to catch a ban, do ya?
>>66390109
>get money
>go to grad school
You fucked up somewhere here.
>>66390149
Ikr, they've got a killer offense. Score really should be closer.
>>66390161
I get money big hot field. Google it Statisitics.
>>66390150
I can talk about basketball or footbaall.. My favorite teams not from my undergraduate school are georgia tech and Georgia Southern. They run the tripple option. ITs a creative offense. I miss College Football.
My two passions are MAth and College Football .The only things I love. No girls just Math College football and the triple option.
I love Statistics of basketball too. Have you seen my graphs?
>>66390193
You know the thing that gives me the warm and fuzzies inside? Its not girls, its sometimes pretty girls when I have dreams about them. When we are together in the dream I wake up warm and fuzzy like they are my girlfriend but I'm too scared in real life to ask them out.
The other thing is College Football. Thinking about it makes me warm and fuzzy. Greatest 14 weeks of my life. College Football season. I love typing it. The words make me feel great, I'm crying right now because its my favorite thing.
>>66390193
You're the guy from reddit
i think we're being had, lads
>>66390226
>>66390226
lemme get a mcpick 2
>tournament nearly over
>frozen four will over soon
>Stan Lee and the NBAF will be over soon
if iowa state wins this game i will never watch anime again
>>66390263
Olympics though
And Euro Cup if you care about divegrass
I didn;;t even go to prom. How gay is that? I'm 22 and made no friends in my undergraduate. How gay is that?
I love college football but I attended nog ames at my giant university because i had no friends. How gay is that? Literally the biggest happiness machine in my life but I attended no games. How gay is that?
>>66390280
liar
>>66390298
was meant for
>>66390278
>>66390263
>basedball soon
>>66390286
>>66390263
Copa America in the USA including Mexico
Euro Cup
Olympics
NHL/NBA playoffs
All this not including the shit-show that will be the NBA offseason and the NFL draft
Gerogi Dieng in the NBA is a big blak nigger. But the iowa state DIeng isn't even balck. ARe they related? Both play for Iowa State but once is the hwite guy. Half bros?
Refs really want Niang out of the game. Smh.
>>66390343
>looking forward to the bloom of the New Rare Jim
Reminder that Spike Lee is being paid by poor blacks' credit card debt in these Capital One commercials
>>66390351
You forgot basedball you fag
>>66390371
lel
Oh please bitch you would die to fuck the Kingslayer
The thing is I feel normal but I feel happ.y And when I get up I'm dizzy and I really feel strongly about college football but my brain thoughts are normal. Weird stutff.
First time in like 5 months of going crazy drinking all of the drinkss
>>66390380
>>66390371
Reminder that it's white people's fault that black people have debt
>>66390396
Just don't go full Lexplorer, lad.
Just checked scores.
NINETEEN POINTS IN A HALF?
how do you even do that?
>>66390411
Low grade bait.
>>66390411
yep, white people are encouraging their culture of valuing Jordans and gold chains as "investments"
2/10 desu
>>66390411
Go to bed Spike
>>66390438
Go to bed Cletus
>>66390438
Your stereotyping is proving my point
Nigel Hayes is fucking awful
>>66390425
I'm not a degenerate or balding. I have a life and dont need to bomb threat and ashit. I'm just feeling good and sharing my feels on the web. Nothing more nothing less on my chesst on this quest to become the bestl.
On a 10/1 scale I'm feeling 10 thats it
>>66390447
I will not go to bed until every single white person interprets Do the Right Thing correctly
>>66390455
shhhhhhhhhh
just let the media continue to fawn over him.
>>66390449
2.5/10 getting better
Post patrician Ice Cream flavors, I'll start. Pistachio
>>66390455
What do you mean? he's the heart of the program! The HEART! YOu hear me?
>>66390480
Absolutely disgusting
Cookie dough is the only way to go
>>66390455
Ive seen Nigel Hayes play, ISO bullshit convinced he cans hoot typical nignog hardeneqsue playing. Get t to tbe top of the key and iso to hell no matter how bad you are.
With that flat top tbhinking hes the best thing since hot sauce from and1 Mixtape toour.
>>66390480
Vanilla
loving watching Wisconsin cuck the NCAA with their meme magic
So, anyone go to UVA?
go hoos
>>66390480
you crazy anon. Ben and Jerry's flavors unrelated to peopel famous for drug use tend to be the best flavors available otuside of a creamery.
>>66390480
Butterscotch Ripple
>>66390480
COTTON CANDY. IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SPORTS
>>66390506
little sister is going currently. supporting by proxy.
>>66390494
18+
>>66390494
>Cookie Dough
Underage B&
NIGHTY NIGHT CYCLONES
>let's all stand around and watch and hope our transfer bench player can beat people 1 on 1
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK
>>66390525
Post sister now
My sister wants to come over and hang out with my and my gf but i just want to bang my gf while we watch hoops.
>>66390525
post pics of said sister or GTFO
