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>upcoming international friendlies
who cares lol
good morning
auto-sage not aloud edition
moin netherlands - france tonight
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Got a towel on my head, wipin up the pussy juice
From yo momma's vaj (swag), eat the sand with my bread
Suicide, nuke the pussy, now yo baby's dead
Jihad, gettin dome in my cave
Fucking Sarah Palin's ass when she misbehaves
Circumcise myself with a switchblade
Pimping out my wives, bitch I'm gettin paid
It's 3AM, what should I do?
>>66379961
australia - pakistan starts in 30 minutes
>>66379963
Is cricket fun to watch?
I fuck with savages, you a fuckboy, you can't hang
You can find me posted up on Frank block with my fuckin' gang
You ain't really 'bout shit, stay out my spot, don't speak my name
Or I pull up on your block at night, wearing all black and let that 40 bang
I fucked your girl and I ain't even try to, that little hoe, she a fuckin' thot
Got her off the Molly, now she rollin', all she good for is giving top
>>66379972
yes
>>66379974
Alright, I'll watch it.
>who cares lol
KEK
Got your excuses already, smart
GP E3 Harelbeke today.
Eurosport broadcast starting at 15:00 CET.
>>66379972
no not even a little bit
>>66380048
>GP E3 Harelbeke
i don't know what that is
>>66380048
>>66380136
something to do with cycling
Granit Xhaka
>Diverse englische Medien hatten wochenlang über ein großes Interesse verschiedenen Premier League-Klubs berichtet. Als größter Interessent wurde der FC Arsenal genannt. Der Schweizer war 2012 für 9 Millionen Euro Ablöse vom FC Basel zu den Fohlen gewechselt. Sein Vertrag läuft noch bis Juni 2019, beinhaltet dem Vernehmen nach aber eine Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 30 Millionen Euro, die 2017 greifen könnte. Nach Informationen von „Sky Sport News HD“ haben die Londoner ihr Interesse nun reaktiviert und wagen einen neuen Vorstoß in Sachen Xhaka. Offenkundig mit Erfolg, die Verhandlungen beider Seiten sollen konkreter werden. Wie der Sender erfahren haben will, hat sich der Vater des Spielers jüngst mit Arsenal-Coach Arsène Wenger getroffen, um die Details der künftigen Zusammenarbeit zu besprechen.
>Dem Bericht zufolge sollen die Gunners bereit sein, 43 Millionen Euro Ablöse an den Niederrhein zu überweisen. In der aktuellen Spielzeit absolvierte Xhaka wettbewerbsübergreifend 30 Partien für Mönchengladbach, erzielte drei Treffer und bereitete einen weiteren vor.
FC Buyern
>Laut einem Bericht der „Sport Bild“ plant der FC Bayern eine Transferoffensive im Nachwuchsbereich. „Die Nachwuchsarbeit wurde neu geordnet, wir sind da aktuell sehr aktiv“, bestätigte Bayerns Sport-Vorstand Matthias Sammer (Foto) dem Magazin. 2017 soll das neue Nachwuchszentrum des deutschen Rekordmeisters fertig sein, in das rund 70 Millionen Euro investiert werden. Dessen nicht genug, die Münchner wollen, so heißt es in dem Bericht weiter, auch in neue Nachwuchsspieler- und trainer investieren.
>Hintergrund: An der Säbener Straße ist man mit den Ergebnissen der Jugendteams und der Jugendarbeit der vergangenen Jahre nicht vollends zufrieden. David Alaba, der jüngst seinen Vertrag bei den Bayern verlängert hatte, war 2010 der letzte Spieler, der es aus der Bayern-Jugend dauerhaft in den Profikader schaffte und sich dort etablierte – für den Geschmack der Bayern-Verantwortlichen ist das zu lange her. Zumal es bei der Bundesliga-Konkurrenz besser aussieht: Schalke 04 hat mit Leroy Sané und Max Meyer zwei hochkarätige Eigengewächse im Kader. Bei Bayer Leverkusen schaffte Julian Brandt (stammt aus der Jugend des VfL Wolfsburg) den Sprung in die 1. Liga. Ihn hätte Rummenigge der „Sport Bild“ zufolge, auch gern in München gesehen. An Bremens A-Jugendstürmer Johannes Eggestein (17, Vertrag bis 2016) sollen die Bayern bereits Interesse bekundet haben.
>Neben talentierten Nachwuchsspielern soll der FCB auch daran arbeiten, erfolgreiche Nachwuchscoaches von Konkurrenzklubs loszueisen. Schalkes A-Jugend-Trainer Norbert Elgert (59), der seine Zukunft bei Königsblau über 2018 hinaus offengelassen hat, soll dazugehören. Er brachte unter anderen Höwedes, Özil, Neuer und Draxler groß raus, wird seitdem vereinsintern „Weltmeister-Macher“ genannt. Augsburgs ehemaligen U13-Coach Alexander Moj (27) warb der FCB den Augsburgern jüngst nebst einigen Talenten ab.
>>66380235
transfer fees are really fucked nowadays. 40 millions for xhaka? lmao
>>66380259
blame the euro
>>66380279
I blame the EPL.
>>66380306
why not la liga and/or serie a?
>>66380306
I blame Real Madrid. They started this whole splashing big money on overhyped players thing with the original Galacticos.
>>66380316
italian clubs did it before them desu
Man down. Where you from, nigga?"
"Fuck who you know, where you from my nigga?"
"Where your grandma stay, huh, my nigga?"
This m.A.A.d city I run, my nigga
>>66380310
>>66380316
good points
>>66380323
At least with the Italians there was a feeling that they were overpaying for actually good players. Though they did start the whole sugar daddy shit before everyone else.
You're unbelievably boring.
Good morning.
>>66380340
>At least with the Italians there was a feeling that they were overpaying for actually good players.
yeah, maybe. i think it's also because italian teams spent big money on players to build good teams whereas real under perez spend big money on big names regardless on how they fit into the team. i mean they literally ended up playing beckham at right back in some games during the first galacticos era
It was actually manchester city who fucked up the transfermarket
You now remember Michael Skibbe.
>tfw we'll soon see a 1 billion (milliard) DKK transfer
You now remember Sir Erich Ribbeck (auf Ribbeck im Havelland).
>>66380367
epl wise, Chelsea was the club who started it.
>>66380384
Isn't he managing the Greek national team?
>>66380358
rude
>>66380411
it's true, TRUE
>>66380306
>>66380310
>>66380316
can't we just blame the bankers like everything else
>>66380408
Si. Just had his first win with the greek national team. I met him once when he was still DFB assistance coach. Nice guy but a horrible coach imo.
>>66380417
For you
Van Avermaet has withdrawn from E3 with illness.
>>66380424
good idea.
>>66380445
I've been away. How did you feel about Borring leaving Randers?
>>66380404
if you're talking about high transfer fees, manchester united spend crazy ammount of money before abramovich got involved at chelsea
if you're talking about some rich guy investing lodsamoney into a club, that also happened before (fiszman at arsenal and walker at blackburn, just to name two cases from the 90s. although the difference to abramovich in these cases is, that fiszman and walker were both lifelong supporters of the clubs they pumped money into)
>>66380458
One of them had to go. I don't really understand Randers in this case. There's more quality and perspective in keeping Borring than Keller.
That said, I don't really have a strong opinion about it. Even when something this scandalous happens, it's very hard to really get worked up about something happening at the most boring and forgettable club in the country.
>>66380253
O.K. read
>>66380358
>>66380359
This rhymes
>>66380359
Guuuuäuäuäuäud moOornääääängg
>>66380445
good idea.
>>66380467
you really know your stuff, huh
>>66380545
thanks, tobi
>tfw when Poldi and Rudy get called up for the NT while Kimmich and Weigl still have to play for the U21
>>66380782
Kimmich and Weigl will be in the Olympic squad, though
good post
>>66380492
wait so borring is getting his contract terminated while keller is staying? why?
>>66381168
I hate the s-bahn trains. their seat layout is beyond horrible
>>66381318
i tried :/
>Joachim Löw verlieh Mario Gómez eine Startelf-Garantie gegen England. „Er wird morgen beginnen. Aufgrund der Trainingseindrücke hat er sich das verdient." Mario Götze komme „je nach Situation“ in die Partie. Gegen Italien plane er mit ihm „von Beginn weg“, so Löw
:V
>>66381414
When are these matches? I'm hungry.
Löw on Jamie Vardy: 'He's a spectacular player, a great performer ... he's straightforward, he looks for the gap in the opposing defence'
>>66381309
>german schoolgirls
>>66381784
"She" is from the Alsace.
>>66381798
kek now all I can see is Wenger in drag
i was actually desperate enough to watch the friendly, until i read this.
there is no way i'm watching when gomez is playing.
>>66381871
>>66381557
I look for gaps in other mens pants
>>66382106
Looks like a mediterran place. Where is it?
>>66382205
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegersbach
>>66382235
Sounds austrian
>>66382267
because it is?!
when did the autistic mod return
>>66382354
he never left
>>66382365
he did there was a long period with no autosages
>>66382408
when was that?
>>66382419
do i look like a historian
>>66382444
no mr tripsman
autosage is an anagram for sausage
there's a sausage in my pants ;)
>>66382468
rail... that's an anagram for LIAR
south africa getting slaughtered
danemark is an anagram for mandrake
http://www.squawka.com/news/stuttgarts-2007-bundesliga-champions-where-are-they-now/628360
>>66382628
I think delpierre is retiring and moving back to germany after this season
>>66382278
Okay
think i'm gonna use my lieferando coupon tonight
>thread gets bumped
>it's a fatty post
>bumped
8k 2 go in E3
>2again
What a f*cking joke
>>66383522
>>66383535
Peter Sagan lost a one-on-one sprint again.
>>66383572
cycling, eh
>>66383522
>f*cking
>>66383559
I still don't believe you
>>66383714
see >>66381557
>>66383672
It's too warm at your place for a foot bath and you tend to repeat what other people post, no offense.
>implying it's ever too warm for a foot bath
>implying it's ever too warm for tea
It's mostly the second reason that makes me as suspicious as i am
>>66383714
Huth should start
>>66383714
The usual "coach-speak" before a game. Could've also been:
>“We’ve watched Podolski and he is a spectacular player,” added the Germany coach, who considers Koray Günter, another who is enjoying an excellent season at the Ali Sami Yen Spor Kompleksi Türk Telekom Arena , a backup option for the summer if required.
>“We spoke about [Podolski] the last couple of days. He is a player who is always looking to find the gap in the defence and get in behind.
>>66383826
You should start
why would you call up 4 goalkeepers for 2 games
>>66383887
1 goalkeeper 1 half
>>66383887
löw probably wants to figure up who's gonna be backup at the euros, but was too much of a pussy not to call up neuer
>>66383887
Having no strikers leaves room in the squad.
Everybody please find 5 threads other than /bundesliga/ and post a reply in them. We need to make /sp/ faster.
Wow the posting of Kruses dick was so inappropriate. I hope nobody posts dicks ever again, not even their own. That would be so wrong
>>66384195
what's your email
Time to cook
>Dieser Lieferservice hat keine weiteren Angaben zur Lieferzeit gemacht.
ugh
My mom is a good cook. Technically a good cook. Not afraid of trying new things, even though my dad acts like a bit of a brake.
But she doesn't have "taste" if you know what I mean. Doesn't have that loose hand, the feeling for food. It becomes too mechanical and overly complicated.
>>66384796
i don't
>>66384195
I would but.. you size queens would only bully me.
evening. how is everyone?
should I watch Netherlands - France or Germany - England
>>66384983
neither
>>66384998
I think you might be right. I'll watch a movie instead
>>66384983
Depends. Do you want to see a black NT beat a white NT or vice versa?
>>66385543
That's a big bench.
>the whole stadium made fun of giroud by clapping his tap-in goal
this hack should retire
>>66384983
Netherland vs. France.
>>66386440
I don't get it. Why would you make fun of your own striker when he scores a goal, even if it's just a tap in?
>>66386968
Je rude
>>66386968
>>66386968
Nevermind, I just figured out that they play in Amsterdam.
>>66384112
meh
this game is too boring even for me. going to watch Kumo no Sujô now
