/heem/: aldo edition
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UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCV--UKZ_78
conor bless
>>66378304
good job
artem
conrad ducking 145
>tfw The GOAT and Nate squashed the beef
>I dont train in the Gi at least 3 times a week
>>66378343
you know that means Biebs said "I'll buy you a pound of the straight yeezy yo. A pound" and Nate said yes
>>66378358
>not really a fan of grappling
>only familiar with Metamoris which I did watch but was fucking boring except for Barnett crushing some manlet and Edgy/Royler
>watch Onnit Invitational
Fuck training in a gi.
thought you guys would get a kick out of this.
Schaubfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXXC5r3Z3o
>>66378343
What a fucken tool
>>66378398
you mustve loved that UR fight bisping sonnen grappling match that included no legal submissions
You're fighting prime Overeem and get bullied into a corner. He clinches up with you and feeds you a full power knee directly to the liver.
What do you do?
What's up with Mr. Multiculturalism? He claimed that Dana and Lorenzo told him that they had huge plans for his future, right after his loss to DC.
>>66378454
When exactly was he is his prime ?
>>66378480
Before the testing.
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
>>66378464
joe silva is literally getting shorter just thinking about what to do with him
i think he is just biding time hoping that jones wins the title and gifts him another title shot
in reality he needs a tune up fight but he doesn't want to face another power puncher like AJ
if i was him i'd be campaigning for a bader fight
>>66378454
heem him
Nate vs Conor 2 is confirmed to be at LW?
Is Nate Fucked?
>>66378304
it's 5 in the morning and i have yet to sleep, also i have a cold so i really would like a cozy, restful sleep
sleep tight jose
>>66378551
Nate is a natural lightweight, will have plenty of time to train, and he and his coaches know more about what works against Mcgoober and what doesn't than befoe
McGregor will have more cardio and will likely take the fight more seriously, as well as having less of a size disadvantage
I think Nate wins the rematch
>>66378595
*before
>>66378595
>I think Nate wins the rematch
I think so too but I'm hoping Connor heems him. Connor is too entertaining and literally the only reason to watch a bum division like LW.
>>66378551
>>66378595
source?
>>66378551
Not really. Or at all.
Nate is actually the worst matchup for McGregor right now.
So why the fuck, post hype, are they still trying to get this to happen.
>>66378613
>and literally the only reason to watch a bum division like LW.
Fucking casuals.
artem lobov is neetrex
>>66378454
heem him
>>66378630
meme fighters like pettis and alvarez, glass liver cerrone (Who's gone now), boring decision fuckers like RDA and khabib...
the only exciting top tier fighter is ferguson.
>'Cowboy' Cerrone says he would have submitted McGregor 'right away' at UFC 196
“I wasn’t surprised at all. That’s how I would have fought. I would have went in there and took his ass down and submitted him right away. I’m not even going to start on the (expletive) (expletive).”
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/cowboy-cerrone-says-he-would-have-submitted-conor-mcgregor-right-away-at-ufc-196
sleep tight jose
>>66378726
Cerrone is wayyy too slow, Connor would have lit him up on his feet and bounced his head off the canvas as he tried to shoot a takedown.
>>66378726
cowboy has more subs then tkos
he's one of those mma "white belts"
though benson high level black belt wants none of cowboy's guard?
can't remember the other hilarious "white belt" out there, there's a few
>>66378549
>>66378666
Impying you can heem prime overeem
>>66378726
lol sure you would cerrone
>seeing how connor blasted nate the entire first round and cerrone's propensity for quitting and also being a slow starter
i think he would of been hunched up against the cage hoping the ref would save him
>>66378738
>off the ca-canvas
Fixed
>>66378617
From everything I've read it will be 170 not lw
>>66378766
Nah that wouldn't make sence
>>66378766
for some reason i think nate his playing hard ball and wants another payday
i think he is being a bit silly and him being the limelight is getting to his head
or maybe they are going to do a big reveal for 200 and don't want to spoil it just yet
i dunno
You're a 5'6" latino fighting Connor McGregor who has dropped down to your weight class through the extensive use of illegal cutting agents. Early in the first round he catches you with a strong left which feels like a Mack truck colliding into your little manlet head. You get sent to the shadow realm for a brief moment before coming back to consciousness. You've lost your title, an excruciatingly embarrassing press conference and a long, silent flight back to Brazil await you.
What do you do when you wake up the next morning?
>>66378803
Cry, cry alot
>>66378803
several lines of coke and i hire some high class hookers with fake bunda's to ass fuck the pain away?
did i miss anything?
>>66378803
>as dropped down to your weight class through the extensive use of illegal cutting agents
Great meme.
BTW Aldo looked cut as fuck
>>66378803
Go back to the gym and take the next fight I'm offered.
>>66378803
bitch about it on twitter
>>66378843
>h-he's not on the gas, he cut to sub 8%bf naturally
What would you do in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17x0S_z64-g
>>66378887
Heem him desu. I'm not scared of any nigs no matter how loud he yells.
>>66378793
makes alot of sense. If u do a rematch the point is to do it at the same stipulations if u rematch at a different weight class their will always be excuses. Either for nate or conor
>>66378798
Ariel said Conor is demanding the fight at 170 because he wants to win the rematch without changing variables
>>66378803
Look at the check i just cashed
>>66378919
>because he wants to win the rematch without changing variables
he gotta fight it first
>>66378919
good this is why i like connor he believes in the meme
maybe diaz wants it at 155 so he can challenge for the title
i think like most of us know diaz is a natural 155er and he gets out muscled at 170
i'm not saying connor is going to out muscle diaz at 170 i'm just saying someone like robbie would easily smash diaz at 170
I fucking hate bullies, seeing innocent goofs gettin shit on for no reason really makes me wish to get on the gas and heem sone fuckers
>>66378979
fight me then i bully you yankee's nonstop
>>66378919
sauce on this please
I could use a new mma podcast or video to listen to
>>66378938
fucking spain man wtf was that
>>66378979
what are you referring to
>tfw i don't get (You)'s anymore
>>66378304
sleep tight radovan
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
>>66378304
hey found another event going on this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BszfPM6oKXQ
>>66379023
(You)
>>66379057
They're going to do another one? LMAO
>>66378887
what the hell did he do the black guys car lmao
>>66379015
Some random guy gettin tackled by another guy, the guy who tackled just ran away to the couple other friends he was with
The world is a fucked up place sometimes
>>66379057
black dude in green looks like drake and james harden
lads r8 ufc 200 top matches
conair vs nick lite - 170/155
bunda Vs holly - bw title
cryldo vs fronk - #1 contender match
if aldo doesn't want then fronk vs halloway
>>66379072
threw a drink on it lmao
random heem
Chael is doing a Q&A on twitter
ask him about Schaub
https://twitter.com/sonnench
>>66379151
i think edgar has pretty much earned a title shot but it would be nice to see him fight aldo for the #1 contender match. aldo needs another fight too, would hate to see him fall off and not stay fighting just because he lost to conor..
bunda = meisha? i think thats a pretty weak rematch if so, holly only just won the belt and didn't have any defense so it seems kinda pointless. can't imagine the ufc heads would want too much potential reshuffling happening before ronda comes back either though so maybe they would make this happen..... it would however suck for two hunna to be a 196 repeat
>>66378454
Wait for 10 seconds until he gets tired.
random meme
>>66378887
how do you mess with someones car then puss out when they want to fight you? fucking pussy is wiping his car down and offering him money. fag needs to get his ass kicked.
>>66379287
we need more oc dankness desu, this gen is weak with the memes tbqh
should i heem my neighbours? it's the same shit every fucking day, noises and yellings from 7am
Meme maker here. I still have this. Complete update with new pics or total abandonment of this awful meme?
>>66379393
Also discovered I still have this. Same deal. Update or abandonment of this awful heem meme.
>>66379390
lol no you should stop being such a poorfag and live in a proper apartment that you can't hear your neighbours through the walls
fucking poorfag
>>66379390
If your life was a movie, what would the hero do?
anyone have a webm of holly going out
>>66379436
leave the country
You're a 5'8", 100lb Christy Mack. You're in a fight with War Machine in his prime after chilling in your las vegas home with your friend. Early in the first round, he catches you with a 1-2 while you're in the the shower almost naked. You get bullied into a corner in the shower and he beats the living fuck out of you and your friend.
What do you do?
Conor will pull out of the Diaz rematch with a sudden injury.
>>66379598
call him out for a rematch
>>66379598
shoot on him, then give up my back
>>66379561
Do that.
>>66379598
remind self that if I was cucking War Machine with a big ass nigger, he wouldn't be doing shit
lesson: always cuck with a BBC
>>66378551
Its likely but not 100% official. I dont' think mcgreggor has an answer for diaz, and i'm a mcgreggor fan.
>Conor McGregor
~
>Mr. Congo Grocer
Spicy sideboob
>>66379598
>>66379639
what really happened was she seeing someone outside of doing porn?
>what did war machine expect to happen i mean c'mon your dating a whore???
this is like tito dating jenna jameson what did he expect
i remember when war machine was on the JRE podcast he said he didn't go out anymore and just is focused on fighting
i thought to myself wow this guy has finally got his shit together
but then he goes and beats on his whore girlfriend
not even wsof will touch him now and he is spending his prime in prison anyways
Is ruthless roby natty?
>>66378480
soon
A professional Shooto fighter will enter the RIZIN ring for the first time. The well rounded Shooter Sasaki will face the long time UFC veteran Daron Cruickshank. Look forward for these two, well experienced fighters to clash in the ring.
>>66379712
I guess she was at her house with a "friend" and War Machine wasn't supposed to be there. Then War Machine just showed up at her house out of nowhere and saw her with another guy and kicked her asshole.
>>66379746
ahhh ok fuck i feel like he is unlucky his last stint in jail was because his friend started a fight
but his friend got off because he was a navy seal
well thats what war machine says
anyone unironically think mcgregor could beat aldo a second time?
>>66379724
he hasn't been caught so you could presume no
Did you guys see that Chael has a politics show on that urshow.tv site now?
Sorry if it's already been discussed, just thought it was interesting.
https://www.urshow.tv//Video/yNTCgQSP
Have a great night
>>66379783
sure, why not? he caught the mother fucker immediately first time out, im sure he could catch him again if you gave him even more time...
>>66379783
yes
i also think he could beat RDA and nate
any other questions?
>>66379820
thanks for posting anon im gonna check this out
>>66378726
He probably would, especially if they were fighting at 170. Cowboy has better wrestling than Nate.
>>66379820
chael's a bright guy no?
>>66379831
Yes: are you on glue?
This shit show of a press conference just popped up on my youtube recommended list... the trash talk is fucking awful from everyone, it's like they're trying to pull out some sonnen or mcgregor shit but are completely unable. cringeworthy.
this thread needs some filthy desu
>>66379847
>Trump supporter
Nah.
In case you missed it- Fightography: Oleg Taktarov
http://www.ufc.tv/category/fightography-collection-oleg-taktarov
And they're really ramping it up with the Cage Rage library; couple of days ago there were only 3 full events and a few famous single fights, now there's a dozen full cards.
http://www.ufc.tv/category/cage-rage-library
Fresh Gracie breakdown
https://youtu.be/lNACwXLeHHk
post qtest weigh-in pics
>>66379849
>>66379863
well why can't he beat them?
>Conor beats Aldo
>"Conor Can't beat Aldo!"
God damn these meme deniers
>>66379891
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
>conor ducks frankie TWICE to have meaningless meme 170 matches
>"HAHA FRONK IS MANLET LEFT HAND LMAO"
>>66379891
>>66379900
i agree with you. he definitely has a chance, i just thought it was a funny couple of posts.
>>66379916
what worse east coast or west coast fags?
i can't tell
>muh fronkie, muh jon GOAT jones
or
>muh 209, 420weedlmao
i think i hate both of you equally i'm looking forward to khabib asserting himself on the 155 pound division once again
DC will end Jones
>>66379922
his looks are overrated. I think Amirkhani and Rockhold are the qtest
>>66379928
how do russians feel about dagestanis
>>66379928
>east west coast
i like people from both lad.
>muh khabib
literally allahu akbar. i thought you guys weren't cucks like sweden. *tsk* *tsk*
>>66379928
Khabib is decisionfag tho russbro
>>66379930
no he wont jones memed all over DC he played his own game and wrestle fucked / dirty boxed him to victory
if jones wants he could just stay on the outside and pick DC apart
>>66379934
i don't particularly like them but i bandwagon them when they win
>>66379922
gross
brock is literally a gorilla
>>66379956
>>66379928
look forward to him getting choked out by el cucuy
>>66379891
http://youtu.be/j1rhY1DPkLU
>>66379977
jesus christ nate blew the fuck up. on tv and interviews more than champions themselves. i want to see him do a talk show, conor has been on conan a lot.
>>66379985
I think kimmel would mesh the best with Nate
>>66379970
lol how is he going to choke out khabib when he is continuously on the bottom eating shots?
>>66379977
based nate
how much are you looking forward to this card?
>>66380005
Rubber guard
>>66380005
rock him with a punch as he flails in trying to get a takedown, then score a reversal. bet on it
>>66380029
>rock him
i've never seen khabib rocked desu senpai
>>66380026
lol
>muh mission control
fuck off khabib is going to annihalate tony "the fake" ferguson
>war khabib, embrace the decision
this time I might just dissapear
>dead knees mussie beesh khabib beating based ferg
>>66380057
But you're not an Irish flag.
>>66380020
this is beautiful. rashad to heem glover, dan will kill machida, and the GOAT gamburyan on a card praise baby jesus
>>66380061
bangladesh with the bantz
what will happen to the irish population here if connor loses again to nate
>>66380061
bongbro with the bants
>>66380043
How many times had you seen Conor get rocked before his last fight?
>>66380077
how many times had you seen Ferguson rock a fighter?
see i can ask questions as well
>>66380092
A lot of times actually lol
>shitty grappler wet back ferguson beating based master wrestler khab
>>66380020
pretty fucking stacked for a fox card. mostly hyped for the main event to see khabib get his first defeat, but theres a lot of intersting fights. 9/10 desu
>>66380102
just checked is record
>well fug me but he hasn't rocked anyone recently
>>66380071
if rashad wins i see them putting him with gus and we all know how gus reacts to bulls, even an old bull like rashad has the will to emasculate gus and stretch that pucc. Jones v rashad after johnson gets killed will draw desu
>>66380075
none are here so we won't know
>>66380092
kek
>>66380114
records dont count when fighters get rocked... plenty of fighters get hurt then lose via submission see last ppv main event 'upset'
>>66380121
evans jones rematch after all this time would be pretty exciting out of novelty but i don't think he will make it that far desu, glover will probably heem him
>>66380125
>that wasn't an upset
>conor didn't win the first round
cmon, bring the memes bitch
>>66380129
glover is a pussy
>>66380121
gus beat jones and munwa and he got head butted by AJ
i think this whole black bull meme will end when he thoroughly dismantles rashad
thats if rashad can even make it to the glover fight and doesn't pussy out faking an injury
>muh knee lol
>>66378304
sleep tight jose
>>66380102
Also, Im leaning towards Khabib winning at the moment. I just think that the biggest hole in his game is he is quite sloppy with his stand up because his grappling is so strong that usually once he get his hands on somebody they will go for a ride. Ferguson is great at capitalizing on sloppy entrances.
>>66380154
>gus beat jones
18+
>>66380159
>Ferguson is great at capitalizing on sloppy entrances.
well khabib is a pretty slick grappler i think fergusons best chance is on the feet
Who is prepared for the reign of Ngannou?
>khabib will beat ferguson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3ybshdSe4
anyone seen this? i wish GSP was my bf
>Who is prepared for the reign of Ngannou?
>>66380165
I think jones loses 197
his last 3 wins were from decision + his ring rust will hold him back
I see him going down in the 4th or 5th, by submission or possibly TKO
>4 heavyweight bouts on the next ufc card
>>66380223
I think he has put on too much muscle and will gas out.
>>66380214
you a straight bitch, he is going to take over hw
>>66380233
b-but he has a VERY sickening work ethic
Is Crossfit the best martial arts base for an mma fighter?
>>66380234
you a straight bitch, he is going to take over hw
>>66380238
t. joe rogan
>>66380255
STOP OPPRESSING ME, LOOK AT THIS GREAT APE. HE IS OUR FUTURE
Why is Conan so devoted to his team?
It sucks.
>>66380287
because he knows what is best in life
>>66380267
>he is big therefore he will dominate
>>66380287
you should be happy lad, god knows the trex won't get to neet off of someone else. What I'm saying is, lobov is neetrex
>>66380303
you and your kind were sent to >>>/asp/ for a reason seriously fuck off with your shit
>>66380321
>>66380324
>only use heem approved athletes
18+
8
+
>>66380345
>using outlaw memes
Back to /wwe/ senpai
>>66380345
>athletes
yes post with athletes not stage fighting actors?
theirs a difference
guys stop fighting, im sorry i devolved heem into such a shitposting fiasco.
can we go back to talking about ngannou desu :3
>>66380385
>>>/asp/
>>66379891
Filthy really does look like a caveman.
>>66380383
cannonier is also a legit black man on the next card, why ngannou?
>>66379891
>>66380390
>board linking
>>66380383
>muh big black superior bull
>>66380399
i think he truly has the power and style to take down a lot of highly ranked hw's.
The way he fights could take a lot of fighters, such as browne, reem, dos santos. I think he has a lot of favourable matchups.
>>66380422
(You)
>>66380435
>le (you) meme xdddd
you telling me ngannou couldn't at least go even against the top 10? delusional
>>66380448
(You)
>>66380435
>>66380455
keep it up americuck you can't handle the fucking pressure bitch
>>66380465
(You)
every single morning
>>66380484
kill yourself
>>>/b/
>>66380448
he couldnt
>>66380501
(You)
>...and discuss the different possible integers as to why Batman could beat Superman. [...] these guys are phonies and so is your pound for pound list, what was your question?
>>66380553
shitposting
Heem is so shitty now because mcgregor lost and now we all realize that this is more entertainment than sport and the best meme we have is jon jones getting his dick sucked
>>66380588
the real best meme is anybody who mentions that jew fuck schaub
>>66380588
some of you guys are cool don't go to anons house tomorrow
>>66380602
Schaubposting isn't what it once was. We had dedicated Schaubposters before,posting his every move. Now it seems people do it more to just continue the meme
>>66380588
>Heem is so shitty
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458901749750.webm
Schaub x neetrex x rogaine x dc(dick cumfarmer) lads
>>66380588
there's still alpha sage meme
>>66380691
probably PR people posting that
>>66380691
Sage panic tapped and is so obviously on steroids its retarded
>>66380588
neetrex is dank lad plenty of unused memetential
artem 'long hand' lobov will win via /heem/ in his next 3 fights
then lose his next 3 in a row and get cut
cap this post
>>66380588
it's because there's only been oneUFC event since 196 and there won't be another event for 2 more weeks m8.
the MMA4NY thing was pretty fun
>>66380659
>i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458901749750.webm
literally wwe desu
>>66380725
>doubting neetrex will have a streak that leads to the belt
>>66380760
You may not like him but you gotta respect him~
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Dave-Legeno-14584
>>66380772
big names
>Herb Dean
>TKO (Eye Injury)
kek
>>66380762
lol stop trying to make my dick hard i just want him to go on a heem streak
he has to learn how to get into the pocket and start swinging like a good lad
discuss edgy brah
i think ngarnew would defeat sea god cain in a 1v1 inside the pentagon
xD
>>66379977
fucking based nate diaz
How was the Onnit grappling yesterday? I went to sleep
Did Schaubs boy win?
>>66380815
(You)
>>66380834
you think you're funny you fat american dog
>>66380851
(You)
>>66379977
This nigga has a new interview everyday
Great stuff though, he says some real shit. I do wonder how Diaz was in the same place with Bieber
>>66379977
baron davis got outed
(Me)
>>66379977
Bloody hell there's some bootyblasted Bieber fans in the comments
>>66380855
>unironic autism
>tfw no one rates your boy
>>66380924
who is your boy?
>>66380924
weidman looked good until he threw the meme kick trying to trtor his way to victory
he wont be as stupid in the next fight
>>66380949
bader
>>66380951
weidman sucks desu ped babby tbqh
>>66380951
Don't shut up.
>>66380963
Shut up.
>>66380963
>weidman sucks desu ped babby tbqh
this is an easy way to spot an idiot lol
>>66380963
What's next for him? gus maybe?
>>66380963
>bader
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
nobody rated bader ever lol
which fighter do you reckon has the biggest cock lads? pic related for me
>>66380980
most logical match tbqh winner gets winner of rumble and jones
>>66380989
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The general consensus says that taking any reasonably sized modern UFC fighter and sending him back to UFC 1, the modern UFC man would tear through the tournament with ease.
However, is there a counter-example to this notion?
A modern UFC fighter who would have no chance in UFC 1?
Let's assume we can only pick a fighter 170 or higher.
>>66381024
(You)
>>66381024
CM Punk
Checkm8 atheists
>>66380000
kimmel would try to laugh at him and get stockton slapped quick
>>66381023
gus will point strike bader easily
bader is a robotic wrestler with uncordinated striking
anyone like gus with fluidity of mewvment will pick apart bader
