Happy Easter lads.
>Friday 25 March
19:35 Hurricanes v Kings, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
>Saturday 26 March
19:35 Chiefs v Force, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
21:40 Rebels v Highlanders, AAMI Park, Melbourne
23:50 Sunwolves v Bulls, Singapore National Stadium, Singapore
>Sunday 27 March
2:00 Cheetahs v Brumbies, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein
4:05 Sharks v Crusaders, Kings Park, Durban
TBC Jaguares v Stormers, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
18:05 Reds v Waratahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
nice image
>more than 6 hours before the game even kicks off
Someone really wanted to post that picture
>>66371917
you a bit fucking lost cunt?
Almost forgot
Predictions for this week:
Furacões 53-12 Reis
Chefes 34-16 Força
Rebeldes 26-32 Highlânderes
Lobos do Sol 21-30 Touros
Chitas 27-40 Brumbys
Tubarões 30-18 Cruzados
Onças 34-33 Tempestuosos
Vermelhos 20-28 Telopeas
Hurrs
Queefs
Gaylanders
Balls
Bumboys
Shorks
Faguares
Tards
tßh
what kinda cut you want faam?
I swear if the Fags don't win, that Argie lad's gonna top himself.
>>66372000
Those names are longer than the actual names goddammit
>>66372093
I for one greatly enjoy the contributions of /rug/s nascent arg poomunity. They've really picked up the slack since most of the yurops fucked off after getting BTFO at the WC
am I the only one who's noticed way way fewer yuros posting in /rug/ recently? Even the 6N threads this year were noticably slower and smaller than I remember. Is NH rugby dead?
Shall there Pacific Nations' Cup this year?
>>66372093
which one? the one that said he was short on money and had problems with his family? or the csgo fag?
because i´m the csgo fag
Argie lads, did you buy season tickets?
I acquired a silver membership.
>>66373184
Probably the other guy. He posted about how everything he believes in falls apart, kek.
>>66373239
not really, but when i get payed next week i might leave apart some money and ask my old man if he wants to go with me and see a game
>>66373277
didn´t really follow the thread, but i kinda felt bad for the guy from what i read :/
La barra de Jaguares ya tiene nombre?
>>66373184
The no-money lad.
>>66371997
I almost forgot too.
>>66373277
>everything he believes in falls apart
iktftbh
>>66373488
b-broship?
>Aotearoa
>Still using UK flag
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/78243537/Flag-referendum-results-Kiwis-vote-to-retain-the-current-New-Zealand-flag
>>66373777
great
>>66373700
How did you find those pictures of me!?!?!?!?!? :o
Will lfwrlabm score a try today lads?
>>66373700
i dont find many of her videos anymore. gettin boned anyway
>>66374226
You're a cutie.
>>66374257
Yes. Possibly two.
>>66374257
Will Lfwrlabm plays for Wales m8
>>66372000
Does this mean that Brazilians called Hurricanes "Furiosnesses"?
>>66375147
8/10
>>66375668
I think it's Ferociousnesses.
>>66375147
>>66371832
what dumcunt schedulers put the worst game of the round as the only game on good friday?
>>66375147
Kek
>>66373488
>>66373277
>>66373184
>>66372093
H-hello guys
i managed to get enough money, was a close call, now on regressive countdown until it starts running low again witholut any prospects. Yuhuu
Also started watching Arg vs Chi today and went to take a nap when we went 1-0 down in the first 10 min, thankfully they won 2-1
>>66376858
Also got in a fight with my family today for reasons i don't even understand so im alone in the boat again
>>66376923
head up argie bro
>>66376923
JUST
Can you lads recommend some good dubstep chunes?
>>66377429
chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gSx8hv6mE
>>66377708
When is the drop?
>>66377776
I'll fuckin drop you in a minute
>>66377985
Good luck trying to throw impotent haymakers while I have you in an arm bar
>>66378000
You wouldn't get anywhere near me cunt. Like you've been told before, 8 years boxing, 3 years judo. I would drop you so fast, you're imaginary nigger jujitsu move wouldn't even have time to pop into your delusional head.
>>66378028
>you're
None of that stuff matters when you face up to somebody as intelligent as I.
>>66378055
It's so reassuring to know that one of NZ's brightest minds works in a doughnut shop.
>>66378085
Handsome and muscular doughnut shop
>>66378160
...The doughnut shop is muscular and handsome?
>>66378160
btfo yet again
>>66378190
I'm imagining Turd kiwi's brain overheating as he tries to comprehend the pastilicious goodness that I have the power to create.
I know that you're a bit slow, take your time lad, we will wait.
I wonder how the /rug/ world will change when Aus/NZ are the only white nations left
>>66378229
whats your obsession with third kiwi like mate?
Poord kiwi BTFO by AMS
Will he ever recover?
>>66378229
>>66378259
samefag.
pathetic.
>>66378235
I don't know about Aus m8, but NZ is full of darkies.
>>66378281
Nice delusion lol
>>66378303
Aus is full of kiwis
>>66378336
>brown kiwis
>>66378303
maybe not yet
>>66377429
Avalanche by Dropzone
It's a round of blowouts lads.
All my picks are 13+
>>66378373
Well you had that lovely Lindt cafe shootup, so there must be a few shitskins there right?
Hot cross buns are the most overrated holiday food ever conceived
>>66378477
>He doesn't like a warm, crispy, buttery hot cross bun.
I bet you like soccer too.
>>66378477
If you find a good bakery they can be god tier. Ones from the supermarket belong in the trash.
Alternatively you can ask your pastry chef friend to make you some ;)
i seriously hope you're observing the good friday fast lads
>>66378497
>warm, cripsy, buttery
You just described your dad's dick faggot
>>66378407
of course there are
>>66378477
what holiday food is good
>>66378522
>>66378524
Roast Turkey and Pumpkin Pie.
>>66378524
Glazed ham, pavlova
>>66378608
unaware of what ever holiday that's a thing for
>>66371832
Weather is pretty miserable. Dunno whether I want to go to the Canes game.
I should support the team and all that, but it's going to be a 60 point hammering...
>World Rugby is considering changing the seeding period from 2016 to 2017.
>>66378642
>literally being this fairweather
knot your string statscunt
>>66378655
might change the seeding period of your mum from tomorrow to today lad
>>66378655
the seeding for what
Rugby is back in 30 lads, the hype is real.
How's everyone doing?
>>66378823
Pretty relaxed m8
>>66378823
>only game early as fuck
>there's an nrl game on right now as well
sports on holidays are the worst
>>66378823
going to the movies tßh.
Hurricanes v Kings meh.
>>66378879
What are you going to watch la'?
>>66371896
Did they ever find the guy who shot him?
>>66378888
Deadpooz
I just like to throw and catch the rugby ball
>>66378655
I assume you're talking about RWC?
I know there were a lot of people bitching about it last year because the world rankings at the time of the tournament didn't reflect the seedings and led to the group of death
you cunts can fuck off
>>66378924
who doesn't
Lads should we increase the amount of points a penalty goal is worth?
>>66378939
no Easter eggs for you Mr. grouchy pants.
>>66378913
>>66378936
Doubt it had much impact in the end desu. Trade Wales for Scotland or Argentina and England still gets eliminated.
>>66378961
>>66378921
Watched that the other day. Overrated trash marketed toward redditors.
>>66378971
>Trade Wales for Scotland
you sure bout that
>>66378999
Yeah. England were fucking garabge.
Sometimes you just have to step back and appreciate how truly lucky we are to be watching the brave diverse Kings.
imagine being the openside lock in that kings scrum
imagine being associated with the kings in any way, shape or form
Next shortland street episode is looking exciting lads
that game lasted 5 minutes longer than I thought it would
>Only 1 try in 5 minutes
Shit game never watching rugby again
this is gonna be some dicking
nice of Barrett to be shit at kicking so they only score in 5s
Stream link lads? Skygo is playing up yet again
>>66379154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCg7s7M0G1Q
its about 30 seconds behind mine
LE FORWARD WHO CAN COVER HALFBACK MAN!
>Queens
>Kongs
>Kunts
>>66379153
not nice at all. i made him my fantasy kicker in expectation of lots of conversions.
Still he'll have another 12 opportunities to come.
What a boring week.
>Hurrichokes v Shitern Shits ( they're shit)
who cares
>Churrs v Farce
who cares
>Reblels v Whylanders
Only I care and the Reblels are gonna get blown the fuck out
>Animu v Always has the worst jersey
who cares
>C(an't tackle) heetahs v Bumboys
Who cares
>Zulu Sharks v Poosaders
who cares
>Faguars v Eben Etzebeth
Will probably be a good game
>Ded's v Horrortahs
Derby but will be empty stadium because the ded's are shit
Still gonna end up watching every game though
Will the Kings become the first super rugby team to finish a season with 0 points?
Who else is watching the waterboy?
Adam Sandler is the pre-eminent actor of our generation
>>66379206
still gonna watch every game lad.
>>66379212
I wish you'd get waterboarded.
Daily reminder that Lima Sopoaga is the best first five in NZ
>>66379206
are you an melburnian?
Cory Jane is past it
>>66379206
Rebels v Highlanders
Sharks v Crusaders
Stormers v Jags
These aren't bad match ups. Unless there is some upsets the rest don't really matter.
>>66379206
Didnt you hear mate? The Reds went undefeated last week
>>66379232
james marshall is unironically their best outside back
>>66379232
And it's a fucking tragedy too.
>You will never see the god-tier Cory Jane from circa 2011 with his god-tier high-ball catches and running
I have similar feelings about Israel Dagg.
fucking broken play
this game is fucking shit lads
>>66372000
A brumby is a wild horse if you want to find a Portuguese name for them.
>>66379232
Naholo
Milner-Skudder
Smith
Savea
>>66379232
he's 33 tbf.
most wingers don't make it to 30 with the ABs
>>66379265
>dead (back soon)
>dead for rest of season
>GOD
>fat
savea should be fit by international time, but sucks to be a cane fan.
kings forgot how to tackle
SAVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>66379279
Yea the backline picks for the wales tour is gonna be interesting.
Based forward passing lads
KEK nice "defense" you've got there
inb4 people start saying that ardie savea is good
savea is too fat for that haircut
Savea channelling his brother
Dont know if that was more impressive against the Kings or France desu
Based pronounciations from Sumo lads
the worrying thing is the kings usually keep it within 12 at half time.
if they go into it losing by 20+ the 2nd half is going to be even rapier
>>66379320
the shuhrks
>>66379230
Yeah man, there's a small rugby community here but it's growing & we're already getting some top tier talent through.
Sione Tuipulotu is Melbourne born and raised and he was great against the Reds.
Plus in the Super U20's we're second only to Queensland.
>>66379232
>>66379252
Tragedy? Come on, the guy one of the 2011 champions team, was the first choice wing for Hurricanes and regular starting 14 for the All Blacks for at 3 years. Even now he can probably land a decent european club contract if he wants to retire
He had a career that many would dream of
>>66379307
up against african backs either way desu
think i need a bit more zinc in my diet lads
>>66379338
Bluff oyster season right now lad. Get amongst it.
>>66379333
I only meant that we won't ever get to see him at his best again, and that to me is a tragedy Tbh.
>le forward who chokes a pass like a back man
>>66379224
That's moot, but let's just say the ABs flyhalf stocks is very healthy at the moment.
Question would be who will the ones to succeed this generation? Ihaia West, Otere Black, and Marty Banks really hasn't shown much yet, and SmugKenzie is poised to specialise in fullback
>Hurricanes
>Only ahead by 9 against the Goddamn Kings
Pick it up New Zealand
>>66379369
hopefully none of them
banks is the only one i would consider and he just isnt good enough
mackenzie is a barrett replacement to be honest
could play multiple positions
>>66379369
Soap is still young af m8. If he and the AB selectors play their cards right, then he should be around for a long time. And hopefully by the time he's getting close to retiring then >we'll have found some other young talent.
>>66378477
absolute blasphemy
>>66379379
--> >>66379325
Rugby is a two half game m8
kicking away his all blacks selection here
GATES!
WHAT A TRY!
superb try
barrett not marking his man
Who /goingfortheKongs/ here?
>>66379405
Good.
Damn, nice try.
>whatever the meme form of hurricanes is
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHA
need a smug pepe in a kings shirt
>>66379206
Rebels v Highlanders will be good lad
Hurr durr skyhook
>>66379369
I don't think West is good enough.
Black has potential, but right now it's just potential.
Banks is the best of the lot, but he's older than Sopoaga and Barrett while not being as good as them.
McKenzie could be the Barrett super sub replacement in a couple of years, but I don't think I'd want him as starting 10.
Cruden 27, Sopoaga 25, Barrett 24. So we're sorted for this RWC cycle at least.
>Hurrichokes
The courage and diversity is overwhelming them
>>66379419
Good thinking. I shall send this idea straight to Reddit!
sort your shit savea family
>>66379420
Fuck I hope so.
I'll be honest man, I don't think the Rebels have progressed as much as I hoped this year.
I fucking hate Jack Black Tbh lads
Just taking a shit in a fancy hotel lads. What's the score?
>only 2 points ahead of the kings
kek
KEK
>>66379452
>jandals
ekk
How does one go about blacking his wife lads?
>>66379461
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
I just HATE the Chinese tbqhwyl
>>66379461
first get a wife
>>66379488
Do you think my inferior white penis will let me do that?
Who else here /tonsillitis/?
Eating hurts
Reminder the Hurrichokes are barely beating a team of amateurs
>>66379499
Fuck m8 I have a friend who recently went through that. Tough luck.
what the frick sort of pastry is that??
Learn to tackle Hurrichokes, jesus christ
>lellington
>>66379526
You don't get hot cross buns at easter in ireland lad?
>>66379405
Barrett's value is in being a sub anyway.
>>66379524
Thanks man, my tonsils look like some H.P. Lovecraft shit
>>66379539
Yeah but he has played and should be playing better than this at Superr Ugby level.
>>66379549
Agreed, but it's early season. If he's still doing this by round 16 then I'll be worried though.
>>66379549
>Kings
>Super rugby level
Pick one
>>66379496
as long as you stress that the relationship will be strictly non-sexual
Considering it's Wellington, and it's against a shit team, this is actually a pretty good crowd.
>>66379433
that's a great cosplay there Ardie
>>66379535
they do
>>66379549
I guess
>>66379563
That's even worse for Barrett: under-performing against one of the worst teams in the competition.
>>66379575
>I guess
Meant for >>66379562
might switch over to the imitation game to be honest
inb4 the 60-65 minute blow out meme
>>66379603
don't think that did too well critically
Why is every Hurrrrichoke's player worse when they play for them.
I remember Jason Woodward was pretty good when playing for the Reblel's but he's since gone to shit
>>66379605
You just know.
45-17 you read it here first.
>Hurridrops
>Hurrichokes gonna choke
>hurrichokes
SEND YOUR ENERGY TO THE KINGS LADS
\o/
>>66379613
i see it happening
Lads what if
>concede a tighthead against the kings
just kill me
>>66379435
mate you're like that depressed argie, rebels have a good team, everyone else rates them pretty well (not comp winners but a playoff team)
honestly might be second best aus team after the 'bies
>>66379613
you must be ashamed of yourself
>>66379628
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>HURRRichokes
JUST
only the fucking hurricanes could choke that
KEK
> yurop rugby
>>66379628
\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/
>>66379662
they look a little better than the tahs so far this year imo.
>>66379663
I'd be pretty happy if it didn't happen actually
blinq obvs havent watched the hugecock supercut
>>66379676
very yurop.
>>66379688
I'd like this to be a gif with circles counting the number of players
>8 man overlap
>go yourself
kill yourself perenara
Fuck I didn't get my tips in because SuperPoo fucked up
Holy shit it's Zangief!
>>66379693
>>66379696
i tipped the canes by 50
Why is Ian Smith a rugby commentator?
>>66379662
Nah dude I don't think the Rebels are shit.
I mean they've been winning games, but the Rebels haven't had a game this year the made me think they're a great team.
I mean they barely scraped past the Reds (pre Graham getting dumped).
>>66379684
>not Godlike
Shit app
>>66379708
The same reason why Nisbo is occasionally a cricket commentator I guess
>>66379708
What happened lad did he do something? I turned this shit off
>>66379721
Yeah, he talked. That's bad enough.
this music is fucking infuriating please make a decision
C H O K E S
H
O
K
E
S
Will this game be the Kings first ladder points?
>>66379726
whats with your irrational and frankly obsessive hate of Based Smithy lad?
>>66379719
He was a Black Cap.
Smitty knows his shit, he can hang.
>>66379736
Yep. The Kongs are the only team so fare to not have any points at all.
The Hurrrichokes can't stop choking
LOOK AT ZANGIEF GO!
YES HURRICANES GOAT HURRICANES GOAT
GIVE US THE TROPHY NOW
Based HurriGOATs
/rug/ on pooicide watch
>>66379782
AMS on elite intellectual watch
>THERE'S THE CANES WE KNOW
Based Sumo with his elite, muscular, and intelligent commentary banter
why does this stadium keep playing that showroom music
>>66379789
it fits the HURRICANES, HURRICANES
>Apologies for the bad language you may have heard there
ayy lmao
>this is boring lets see what the broncucks are doing
>choking in the last second for the 2nd week in a row
>brisbane sports
>>66379710
true, though they played really well against the moonies in Japan, no?
>6 nations was good this year
Apologies for any bad language you may have heard
>>66379743
>Kongs
i like this meme
>>66379613
>42-20
You were close lad.
>>66379810
>42
kek
KEK
>>66379810
>(You)
>>66379802
Did one of the commentators say that?
kek
it was the worst since 2012.
>>66379815
>(Me)
>>66379814
>>66379815
>(you)
GOATICANES
>>66379814
>>66379815
(You)
LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN! LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!
>>66379823
>>66379822
>>66379821
>(you and me)
Is Mel the worst interviewer in world rugby?
