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Boston Globe edition
Cespedes confirmed for blunder of the Century
Whos getting false hope
Season starts soon
mests
Mariners
Third (or fourth) for anime.
aw c'mon man this was perfect OP material
Royals
Yankees
>>66369793
what the actual fuck
>>66369869
Didn't have the pic senpai. Cespedes """""""fielding""""""" edition can be the next one.
>>66369875
dude i love me some 5/10s but she is grodesville
All of the doyers prospects will bust
>>66369875
>>66369869
>when the jasy fans begin their daily invasion of /mlb/
>>66369994
Good thing we have another 5 months before that happens
what up
>Chris Sales
>>66369838
>>66369838
no one actually looked closely at this pic.
>>66369877
How many dead?
>>66369838
>>66370075
samefig
>>66370077
None, believe it or not
Royals! :3
>>66369877
I think I saw this on /b/ a while back. The video was a little longer and shows the plane actually explode.
Everyone had parachutes, everyone survived.
>Zach buttnam
>>66370139
>>66370181
Impressive. Got a story on that?
>>66370075
>I posted a picture no one thought was funny
>I will point out why people should laugh at it now that 10 minutes have gone by
>>66370075
Wow, sad story bro. Next time, put a trip.
>>66370180
>ned fucking yost has a ring
>>66370029
>cockeyed-butterface.jpg
like the jersey tho
>leave royce herpes to me
>>66370227
>ned yost has the highest postseason winning percentage as a manager in MLB history w/ at least 30 games
>>66369869
>>66369875
>Jimmy's from Chicago
>Is apparently a Royals fan instead of a Cubs or whos fan
>>66370409
jimmy probably stole that shit
>>66370409
Gas all bandwagoners
>>66370440
The show takes place in the early 2000's though. Roylels were dogshit and had no bandwagon fans.
>>66369793
Pablel Fatass is gonna probably break down emotionally once the boos start coming down.
Gonna be hilarious as fuck
>>66370440
>royals fan pre 2014
>bandwagoner
>>66370459
>>66370466
My bad for not watching the show
Statement stands
>>66370492
> not watching the only good thing on tv in 2016
who the fuck is Jimmy
>Fake Arrieta does pillates
What a gay.
orioles
>>66370650
have you ever tried pilates?
Will he be the next knuckleballer?
>>66370706
I've never tried men either, what's your point?
>>66370706
no because it's fucking gay
>>66370722
> 2016
> only having sex with women
stay boring, /sp/
>>66370737
>having sex
where do you think you are man
>>66370737
>tfw I'm still confused because only shit women look at me but fucking hot gays wanted to have me inside them and vice versa
>>66370760
i know /mlb/ isn't the normiest general here but i know at least SOME of you spergs get laid
>>66370791
Hahahahaha good one.
Get the fuck back to plebdit
>>66370791
>3dpd
no thanks senpai
>>66370811
please nigga, don't tell me you're literally a virgin
If I were a GM, I'd designate one low-round pitcher each draft as a knuckleball project, just on the off-chance he develops into the next Dickey. I'd tell him there's a reason he fell to the 35th round, and this was his best chance of making it to the big leagues one day.
How does /sp/ feel about the Indians chances this year?
>>66370791
I was coerced into kissing a girl when I was five
>>66370837
>that outfield
ew
>>66370837
Best rotation in the league and second only to the Mets.
1st for sneks gonna win the world series
>>66370837
Shit offense, so they're going to have to rely on keeping opponents' scores low. Great pitching, but shit defense so their run prevention still won't be very good. Will be lucky to finish much higher than .500.
>>66370396
Such a cherry picked sport. Also easily inflated due to Divisional round games which didn't exist until 1995.
So saying he is better than McCarthy, Stengel, McGraw, Torre, or Bochy is ridiculous
>>66371042
I'm not saying it makes him the best, it's just a funny stat. I agree with you
>>66370925
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2016/03/24/arizona-diamondbacks-could-leave-chase-field/82228788/
JUST
>>66370863
Consent cannot legally be given under coercion. You're basically a rapist.
>>66371109
the place isn't even 20 years old FFS
>>66370789
>confused
You want to be inside hot gays.
You're a fag.
>>66370791
Who needs it's, the VR sex industry is gonna boom soon m8
>>66371109
jesus christ
the rockies and diamondbacks will both have moved by 2030, cap this shit
Losah
Dang Trout having Sale's number even in spring
>>66371212
I wonder how many basement dwellers are going to get caught by their parents while fapping with VR. I also wonder how many of them are ITT.
>>66370791
>>66371109
When the team says the stadium needs repairs, do they really mean needless renovations and additional luxury boxes? Or is the stadium actually in serious need of maintenance? Anyone here been to the park recently? Is it falling apart?
>>66371253
Got the Samsung Gear VR for free with this new phone, could try it.
>>66371369
Retractable roof stadiums seem to be much more costworthy to maintain than others. I think Miller Park has had trouble with its roof, though they didn't threaten to leave Milwaukee in order to fix it.
who /tigers/ here?
>>66371369
It means the owner is being cheap and wants more money from the state or someshit. The stadium doesn't need repairs like that if you know what I mean.
>>66371370
Do it with the door open, record, and post on /b/ if you get caught
>>66371201
I don't feel any kind of attraction, but thing is I'm way more popular with men than women. It's like being a GOAT in something you hate.
post your team's qts, /mlb/
Jints trannies need not apply
>braves
>fans
>>66371468
i'm not attracted to men either, but getting it up the ass is too good to pass up
>>66371468
Is that how it is in your neighborhood?
>>66371468
>vice versa
don't use terms you don't understand.
That means you want to fuck hot guys and you're into ugly grills.
>>66370333
>>66371450
>>66371644
wow that hat is wrong as fuck qeq
>>66369793
>this is considered an "athlete" in america
>>66371435
Why does a team in Phoenix even need a roof?
>>66370978
Their defense really isn't that bad. Not as bad as 2014. Napoli is a plus defense 1B, Gomes is solid behind the dish, Lindor is almost Vizquiel-like, Kipnis has always been a great defensive 2B, and Urine (kek) actually improves them at 3B. As far as the outfield, Brantley is a great glove out in left, Chisenhall found a home in right and is a great all around defensive player, the only hole is in the platoon at center. I haven't seen a full season of Almonte, Davis is probably using his vintage 1929 glove, and I don't know enough about Cowgill. Naquin may play a little, but he's not good.
>>66371541
>neighborhood
You meant college.
>>66371583
>murrican education
>memeietta getting exposed
Pilates are overrated desu, this would be great if Bum decided not to blow today.
>>66371670
>>66372009
>Duffman scoring on a wild pitch
Brings back good memories senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpuF3pU5tU4
>>66372009
>He takes Spring Training results seriously
Congrats to the World Champion Diamondbacks lmao
>this is considered a Cy Young pitcher in the National """"League""""
>>66372039
>>66371976
What year familia
Reminder that the jap kicked the gook to the curb when he got on the dodgers. ryu is done
>>66372141
Engineering, 4th year
>>66371808
There are countless things going the wrong way with this whore but I'd still fuck that. With a condom, of course.
>arrieta's era is still below bum guarder's
>>66371803
Hot
>>66371435
>>66371803
>>66372270
Are there AAA stadiums better than Rays'?
>>66372009
The entire Jints rotation has been shit this season 2bh
>5 ER's in 1/3 of an inning
>ERA of 135
>>66372206
That hoe keeps getting posted idky.
>>66372072
I'm so sick of this general being more memes than Baseball
Let's stop for a second and be real
Please tell me WITHOUT MEMEING and with actual baseball analysis and projections why the Diamondbacks will not make the postseason?
>cusb
>>66372329
This spring training I mean
>Arrirekta
Kek
>>66372382
>I-It was a blister! Th-This doesn't mean anything!
>>66372359
maybe eek by the Giants for the wc, but they wont win it
>>66372359
>without memeing
Why even live?
>>66372512
This. Go back to plebdit if you hate memes so much. What did memes ever do to you?
>>66369838
>the Royals player rounding the bases in the background
>>66372359
This is 4 chan dot org you fucking faggot
>>66372359
>wanting to know ACTUAL outcome of a season
>does not want to use memes as a base
You'll have your answer soon enough (once the season is over).
h2h league invites are out
there are still a few spots open if anyone wants to join
D-did... the announcer for the giants just say the giants needed to Address this shit?
>>66372901
I'd be down to join
>>66373079
drop your email and I'll send you the invite
>>66372901
We're you the one who sent it like 20 min. ago?
>>66373208
the invite? yeah about so
>>66373146
It's my work email but okay. [email protected]
>>66373297
Do I just go to "join league" or 1929 champs? Cause I just joined the league.
Only qt's that are fans of California team I'd have a shred of respect for would be Athletics, 2bh
>>66373351
join league I think
>>66373401
Now what? Sorry bout all the retarded questions
I was led to believe Heyward didn't have a babby arm
>>66373453
if you're team holes or team bear then you're good
>>66373493
Bear
>>66373394
They're a rare breed, senpai
>>66373476
you were saying?
>>66373146
Thanks senpai
https://streamable.com/9zbz
via reddit
>>66373601
Ah, so he has a good throw when he puts his weight behind it, and not just a strong arm
>>66373394
Dodger games usually have a few qt spics in the cheap seats and qt gold diggers in the nice seats 2bh
>Your ace is broken down after his highest innings load ever
>Tell the media it's a blister to avoid the impending clubhouse collapse
>Arrieta out for the season with a blister on the thumb
Rip
>Butt Gardener
>tfw another elite 3rd base prospect
Based Theo
>>66372359
>without memeing
Where do you think we are.webm
>Heyward chimpout
LEL, it's spring training you fag
>>66373905
>Implying it wasn't Bumshits fault
>>66373927
wouldn't be the first time he started shit senpai
>female broadcasters
>>66374215
please dont be problematic
First season of fantasy baseball, any advice?
>>66374215
shes not any worse than a lot of broadcasters really
Matt Duffy looks like a heroin addict
What's going on with the fantasy league???
>>66374504
there's one with a couple spots left if you want in
aw shit shes lipping scully
>>66374569
I think I'm already in
> Reddick
What happened between bum and heyward?
is that Hinske with the cubs?
>>66374791
he's the assistant hitting coach
>>66374787
bum called hey a "coon faced cotton picker"
Just joined the league desu
Do we all have to be on during the draft day? I know you guys are NEETs, but I got a shit to do.
>>66374867
Heyward got mad cause bum told him the truth? Gay
>>66374787
gowler gave heyward the wrong sign from second and he stared him down but bum thought that he was staring him down and got angry
>>66371803
Its hot as dick in Arizona and the shade from the roof is absolutely necessary. I think they use that same excuse for Houston as well.
>>66374970
yeah, otherwise it autodrafts for you
>>66375036
A similar thing happened with my wife's son. You know those afro-americans hehe
Lol this Cubs Giants box score right now
>>66375057
Any ideas as to when draft day might be? I have a funky schedule this semester
>>66375082
Rizzo taking a bullet there to help finish this game lel
>>66375100
there's a thread for it on the league message board
>>66375100
Tommorw would make sense unless we're still waiting for people to join
>>66375157
For the Roto league or the H2H league?
whats a good draft strategy
>>66375212
Relievers and defense first
Ayo whoevers running the fantasy league I'll join if you give me your email
>>66375208
h2h league, roto league's draft was last night
>>66375212
Tank your first couple of Seasons and then horde top draft picks
>>66375174
Are you dg s piss fetish?
>>66370699
Saved
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah
gimme da batlu
wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah
gimme da batlu
top kek
>>66375233
u tricking me?
>muh sign stealing
>>66375270
No, I am fampai
>>66375267
So the Cubs Astros way?
>>66375267
>There is no tanking in baseball
>>66370837
The big question for them is how they will do in April. 2 out of 3 times, they dug themselves in a hole in April they couldn't get out of.
>>66375776
>implying
>>66375776
>>66370837
Francona gonna have that team humming this year. Healthy Salazar, Gomes and Brantley gonna help alot. Kluber and Carrasco are top flight pitchers. Peuple underestimate how great the Uribe signing will be, basically a second manager in the clubhouse and will keep the mood positive.
I think they will go far in playoffs tbqfh
Mets/Indians worlds eries
>>66375983
>Mets beating the Giants
>kershit
any one got a link to the A's game? stream2watch is down
This Cubs/Giants game may never end
>>66371109
Maricopa is apparently too poor to pay the 190 million $ renovations (found by county engineers) chase apparently needs. Maricopa owns the stadium and the Dbacks pay rent (about 4.5 million). Dbacks asked them to lower the rent to about 200,000 and they would pay for the renovations. Maricopa said no. Dbacks asked if they could look into private investors to pay for repairs/renovations. Maricopa said that they'd use that as leverage if they ever leave chase field.
So now Hall and the Dbacks are dragging Maricopa county to court so that they will have the option to leave Chase if the repairs/renovations don't go through.
tl;dr
Maricopa county is being difficult.
>>66376257
Can't find a stream outside of mlb.tv desu
>Eduardo Rodriguez out for opening day roster
>Carson Smith now on DL with an injury out of nowhere
>Rick Porcello is STILL a starting pitcher for the team
>Castillo is an utter fucking bust who's contract is just as bad as the other two piece of shit mexicans
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GOD ITS ONLY SPRING TRAINING AND IM ALREADY FUCKING FURIOUS
At least Price and Kimbrel and pitching filthy, and The Fatass of Pablo McSandofatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuck got injured and isnt on the opening day Lineup
Based Mayor of Ding Dong City gets his spot.
Please no last place this year guys.
Please.
>>66376501
>So now Hall and the Dbacks are dragging Maricopa county to court so that they will have the option to leave Chase if the repairs/renovations don't go through.
Also, they're using this as leverage to get Maricopa to stop fucking around and pay/lower the rent/let the Dbacks look into private investors.
I really don't think Dbacks are leaving chase. Ken Kendrick is a fuckwit but Hall is pretty good dude.
>>66376591
>>66376591
>>66376591
>>66376620
but how am i in denial tho, stupid memeposter
>>66376042
>Giants have a chance because its an even year
JUST
>>66369994
>>66370026
Surprise motherfucker
>>66377070
>>66377070
>>66376958
>be kershit
>be shit
>Dodgers
>unable to get a run on Trevor fucking Bauer
KEK
E
K
>>66377224
And just like that, I'm BTFO'd
How much was MILB.tv last year. I get the shakes when the dodgers don't play and I might want to chill and watch some OKC dodgers or Tulsa drillers games
>>66369994
>not loving thecanadian newbaseballfag girls you bully
>>66369910
>mfw 1988 fags said not wanting to block
>muh prospects
growth was the reason the team did fuck all for off season trading
>>66376958
Kershaw gives up 2 runs in a spring training game
>Kershit
Giants rotation has an ERA over 8
>
Fuck off
>rags
>>66377547
kershaw is literally the only bright spot in the dodgers shit rotation and even he is shit already
>Harry Truman holds the presidential record (16) for most games attended while in office
how is the number that low, we've had a couple big baseball fans in office too, Nixon was once on the shortlist for MLB Commissioner, and Regan was once a radio broadcaster for the Cubs
>>66377612
Although your first part is true, him being shit is not
>>66377630
maybe fuckin baseball isn't that important when you're the president
>>66377639
>0 rings
>0 composition in the postseason
>TJ surgery coming in the next 2 years
he is shit. he would be forgettable if he played in cleaveland or milwakee.
He has 1 meme ball that gets raped by good teams
>>66377641
>maybe fuckin baseball isn't that important when you're the president
How does it feel to be so objectively casually wrong?
>>66377641
Obama (a baseball "fan") has spent 270 days golfing
he easily could've been to 17 ball games if he wanted to
>>66377675
>>TJ surgery coming in the next 2 years
>he is shit. he would be forgettable if he played in cleaveland or milwakee.
>He has 1 meme ball that gets raped by good teams
Am I being memed?
>>66377711
maybe a private golf retreat is less annoying than being hounded by media at and fans at a baseball game
>>66377711
who the fuck would ever wanna go to 17 white sox games?
>>66377711
Presidents have better things to do.
>>66377630
Nixon was a bigger Football fan. He'd pester George Allen over the Redskins
>>66377729
easily could've gotten a luxury suite (which would almost certainly cost less than a private golf retreat)
>>66377746
>Presidents have better things to do.
like golfing?
>>66377630
In two terms that's only like 2 games a season
>>66377808
exactly, should've been beaten by now
>>66377774
>Presidents can't have vacations
Bush cleared brush on his ranch. What's your point?
Red Sux fan here. How do I deal with the onslaught of suicidal urges I feel as a result of everything Cespedes represents for this organization?
>>66377857
>Presidents can't have vacations
I'm not saying that, I'm saying they need to spend more of their vacation days at the ball park
>>66377774
Also presidents going to games ruins the experience due to the extra security.
Who the fuck cares if they don't go to a fucking game? You going to complain they don't show up to the super bowl too?
Potus going to game is a big security risk.
>>66377875
He's a met tho
>>66377878
>I'm saying they need to spend more of their vacation days at the ball park
Why? It's not serious
>>66377918
I meant Sandoval. No idea why I typed Cespedes.
>>66377914
This. Plus setting up security is probably a huge hassle for the stadium people. They probably don't even want him coming at all.
>>66377711
Why on earth would Obama want to go to 17 White Sox games?
>YANKEES FARM SYSTEM A SHT
>DUMB BROWSKI GONNA GUT THE SOX FARM SYSTEM FOR "VETERAN PLAYERS"
>ANGELS FARM SYSTEM A SHT
>DODGERS FARM SYSTEM A SHT (EXCEPT FOR BASED URIAS)
WE DID IT SMALL BALL BROS WE DID IT
OUR TIME IS NOW
SMALL CLUBS RISE UP
>>66378014
Who?
>>66378044
>>DODGERS FARM SYSTEM A SHT (EXCEPT FOR BASED URIAS)
Dodgers have one of the top farm systems tho
>>66378048
Obama is the president of America
>You're bulking up?
How's this fantasy baseball team look:
C) Salvador Perez
1b) Joey Votto
2b) Jason Kipnis
SS) Ian Desmond
3b) Mike Moustakas
Of) Mike Trout
Of) Charlie Blackmon
Of) Kevin Pillar
Util) Albert Pujols
Util) Gerrado Parra
Bn) Jean Segura
Bn) Pedro Alvarez
Sp) Noah Syndergaard
Sp) Felix Hernandez
Rp) Drew Storen
Rp) JJ Hoover
P) Jeff Samardzija
P) Carlos Rodon
P) Gio Gonzalez
P) Marco Estrada
Bn) Roberto Osuna
Bn) Will Smith
>>66378063
Brah, i just smoked an eight of that good sht. Dont fuck up my high
FUCK THE DOGS
>>66378096
What're smoking out of and any chance you know the strain?
>>66378092
>Will Smith
>>66378123
Yeah i know I had to check, but he's a real person.
>>66378112
>caring about weed type
if you had a good dealer youd know whats up
>>66378169
DUDE
>>66378169
>he doesn't pick up from the dispensery
Sorry, didn't realize I was talking to a thirteen year old
>>66378184
>smoking weed
didn't realize everyone on /mlb/ was still a teenager
>>66378250
>Oakland
My bad Jamal, how's that crack tho?
>>66378267
More meth than anything around here, retard.
>>66378328
>I'm the retard for not knowing what drug is most popular in your shitty city
Forsure
>>66378328
>he does drugs
