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Old >>66360931
UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Bellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Bellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>Cuckshank to Rizin
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/24/11296198/daron-cruickshank-signs-with-rizin-ff-set-to-debut-in-april
wgaf about the rest of the shit
schaub
>>66367011
Bethe is coming for that belt, her striking is really one of the best in the division
>>66367040
Connor won the first round and was winning round 2 before nate got his lucky submition
>>66367117
#JustSayin
So what does heem even mean?
Also, anyone try out that new UFC game? I played the trial on Xbox and online was just everyone playing Conor and he seems overpowered.
>>66367516
google heem sleepy. click on the 2nd result
>>66367516
This asking what heem means meme is getting out of hand
Sup guys
>>66367050
What's wrong here, exactly?
What does heem mean
Is McGregor the new edson barboza? (Memey style with glass chin)
>>66367867
its kinda crazy how much the body can accommodate a child or children. Stretchy af.
>>66367948
We have to see Mcgreg get very rocked or ko'd before we anoint his glass chin. Mendes has been king of the glass jaws lately but nothing compares to the ko coming to struve soon. That big useless fuck
>>66367711
Your eyes?
>>66367924
Who is that?
>>66367050
her form, too vertical, need to push more into ground
How do you pronounce bunda?
>>66367993
>>66368039
S-H-O-B
Nate was just on sportsnation on espn he in very good spirits i havent seen him smile this much in years. He mustve really been struggling its very cool to see him get such a big payday and another one when they do the rematch. Hes gonna get even more guranteed money for showing up this time aswell.
>>66368039
boon-duh
>>66368056
I hope he sells a shit ton of shirts
post heems
lads im having a 90s breakdown, listening to mariah carey and watching ufc 16
>>66368125
>>66368039
bun duh
>>66368154
Isn't that the bullshit that started the AKA/kings rivalry?
>>66368245
Cockhold and Cormier stirred some shit too
>>66368254
Who?
>>66368125
Cut off over 20" of hair today. Feel complete freedom of movement.
>>66368433
r u a grill?
>>66368433
Alri rose
Giz ye number
>>66368245
Rockhold and Werdum go back to Strikeforce. Rockhold was a cock guy backstage before he had any sort of name for himself and Werdum didn't like it. From what I've gathered Werdum verbally embarrassed him in front of other fighters and Rockhold has never recovered.
Anyone got some webms of Fedor (aka, the GOAT)?
>>66368466
>Werdum verbally embarrassed him in front of other fighters and Rockhold has never recovered.
lmao based Werdum
>>66368449
>>66368465
Nah. Started growing it when I 19, had the long hair hippie thing for a few years then manbuns were in style for a while so I kept it longer. Now I'm donating it to cancer kids (unlike PVZ)
>>66368475
not many
>>66368475
EYO JON
>>66368502
no one gives a fuck bro
go blogpost on reddit
>>66368154
He's fucking right there honestly.
My parents are Mexican. I was born in America.
Since I'm a cocksucker I'll say Chicano but I was born and raised American.
>>66368433
Tell me you're talking about your head
pls
>>66368508
delete this
>>66368466
>Werdum verbally embarrassed him in front of other fighters and Rockhold has never recovered.
Oh god that actually sounds real.
>>66368514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BFfs1cuWw
>>66368528
Just downvote my posts I'd you don't like them, bro
>>66361166
>schaub
>800k
how about proofs there bud
>>66368056
link senpai
>>66368691
I don't think he was making 800k. Vitor might have been making a lot. He is huge is Brazil. For whatever it is worth to you, rogan has said he's seen Schaubs proof/forms that he was making six figures a fight though. I don't think he would have a reason to lie about it.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/24/11300936/ufc-fight-night-85-medical-suspensions-frank-mir-hector-lombard-given
>Hector Lombard: 180 days or cleared with head CT scan; 45 days no fight, 30 days no contact
But yeah the ref did a perfect job, nothing to say here
>>66368691
Did you just ask for a link to something that aired onTV? Wow what a stupid piece of shit you are. Let me guess, youre a low income bitch that doesnt get ESPN.
>>66368778
i'm a millennial who's evolved past the need for cable television
i only have/need internet
>>66368475
>fedor goat
>>66368752
low six figures then senpai. 150k tops for that loser lmao
>>66368778
fuck you oldfag, I don't need the jew box like you
>>66368939
I'd assume it is on the low end of six figures, but really not bad for a unranked-low ranked heavyweight.
I'm happy for Nate. He seems to have finally made it.
>>66369047
Why do americans dress like 14 year olds going to thier first school dance
>>66369165
It's called smart casual
>>66369047
anyone have feetpics for the grill on the right?
>>66369047
i'm a fan of LZ Granderson even tho he's a literal homo
>>66369047
>tfw he'll now be for all his life "the guy who beat McGoobzz"
>>66369165
probably because caring about fashion is gay
>>66369198
no you weirdo
So /heem/ you want that real shit right here?
>>66369299
I want that real money fight
>>66369250
what's her name? I have to see then NOW
>>66369047
It's a good thing the UFC has a normal sized human being to promote the UFC now. Conor would look ridiculous in this photo.
>>66369337
Michelle Beatle
>>66369371
hnnnnnnnnng
>>66369337
How are you an American on spuh and not know who Michelle Beadles is?
>>66369417
holy fuck those toes look like fingers
are those considered nice feet to footfags?
how tall is koksal baba lads?
i need to know for a project
>>66369494
5'9''
>>66369446
You're starting down a dark path, friendo.
>>66369562
would he heem joe rogan?
>>66369611
if he can avoid rogans leg kicks
http://www.ufc.com/media/Fight-Night-Zagreb-Free-Fight-Rothwell-vs-Mitrione
>>66369446
Footfags much like anime fans are mentally ill individuals, so probably.
>>66369694
i was memeing tbqhwy, I don't like feet
>>66369446
>are those considered nice feet to footfags?
You tell us, footfag.
>>66369791
the state of your logic m8
>>66368514
YOU GUNNA LET ME SUCK THAT DICK OR NOT?
I'M PREPARED TO DIE TO SUCK THAT DICK JON
>>66369720
how can you like sports and not like feet?
they are a vital element
Who are some fighter that qualify as true warriors like Artem (11-12)?
I'd say BJ Penn is a good contender depending on how he performs in his return.
>conor was outboxing nate til he gassed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsOF3Mx4Ik
>>66369870
>h-he won the first round
>>66369864
Shannon Ritch
Something like 53-85, and still going
This guy should replace Dana when China buys the UFC
http://www.ufc.com/media/Fight-Night-Zagreb-Free-Fight-Baba-vs-Beetlejuice
>>66369870
That honestly kind of pisses me off because while it not only dick sucks the shit out of McGregor but also ignores what the two of them were doing in that first round.
McGregor was doing some neat fucking shit. But so was Nate.
So instead of McGregor getting timed shots in on a skilled boxer the narrative is that he was swinging at will at a guy whose striking was leagues worse than his.
>>66370146
I legit think Nate won the first. Conor landed far better shots in the opening minutes of the second than anything he threw in Round 1
lads, will rockhold vs bisping be the qtest match ever?
>>66369870
>>66369921
Both those things are fucking true, fucking 209 faggots thinking they are untouchable
Wait until they fight again when Nate isn't 20lbs heavier than Conor, that fucking pussy ass bitch.
Conor dusts him in the first round
>>66369864
Bob Sapp
>>66370088
i'm trying to think of a dank tagline for my poster
>>66370190
It's just not the same without the irish flag, I appreciate the effort though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MHpIqr06E
Why would you lie about being a black belt?
>>66370229
T-thanks
>>66370228
nice
>>66370190
crymore bitch. come to stockton when your 20lbs less of a faggot
>>66370232
youtube 'stolen valor' for entertainment
>>66370232
People claim stuff like that all the time
Mostly sociopaths, its instant "achivement" that the average person you tell wont be able to fact check
>>66370232
You can go find hundreds of stolen valor videos on YouTube of people pretending to be vets. 99% of people won't call you on your bullshit.
>>66370232
>I'm sorry sir
LMAO what a faggot
I don't normally like Schaub, but he makes a good point
http://youtu.be/51jn3ep5Ang
>>66370232
>>66370391
why is it that only americans value these things
>>66370574
MUH TROOPS
>>66370574
>>66370611
Because our military actually matters.
>>66370633
USA USA USA USA
>>66370654
Agreed. Thank you.
>>66370611
shut the fuck up mohammad
>>66370633
No they don't, not recently
All the wars you went into since the 70's were disasters
>its a heem talks military episode
see you tomorrow
neetrex lads
>>66370187
>bisping
>qt
>>66370670
>the Islamic caliphate of France
you wish you had our military and intelligence right now
>>66370693
Bring a relevant flag when you come back.
>tfw ISIS will never attack your country
feels good t b h
>>66370187
watch it and let us know
1 bong and 23 bings away
https://youtu.be/OdubY9b1Ud0
>>66367117
i'm not surprised
>>66370850
how are either of those men qualified to commentate jiu jitsu?
>>66369665
OHH
>>66370850
>tfw furpuck and college apehoop tonight
Guess I can watch this on saturday
>>66370945
HE HURT HIM
>>66370960
whenever I see furpuck I just imagine a hairy cunt swallowing a puck
>>66370939
Callen has a really underrated kicking game
>>66370670
*sweeps NATO base*
>>66370939
Callan has no right to be doing anything but commentating on high level MT matches but he's funny as hell.
Schaub does BJJ loves BJJ but is a complete and utter retard in getting shit across when it's about BJJ.
>>66369349
Those media goofs look like retards.
>>66371017
Schaub's a mediocre brown belt, they should have at least got someone who knows what they're talking about
>>66371050
Demian Maia has highly praised Schaubs BJJ
>>66370982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IfSOxqC2I
Rogan's no match for frozen water
yfw Nate is cashing in 10+ mi for the two fights combined
>greg
>>66371074
Is this what happens when you smoke too much heefer?
>>66371123
Where does Nate go after he beats Conor again?
Probably in his financial interest to lose this fight then get a trilogy going.
>>66371123
>FUCK THIS LITTLE BITCH
>FUCK YOU
>>66371072
fuck schaub
>>66371156
yes but it will probably be given to nick
>>66371156
gsp
>his favorite division isn't HW
>>66371156
Kek, that'd make sense but you can bet your ass if Conor beats Nate he might never get a fight with him again.
After Nate beats him I think he goes for RDA, though this could be an issue because by that point Khabib could have dominated Cucuy and would probably be next in line if that was the case.
>>66367011
Lads, crazy Russian schizophrenic Nazi man is out of prison and coming back to the UFC! get hype cunts! cant wait to watch this fucking nut fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvaNG91gegA
>>66371214
PED starved HW is the worst thing to ever happen
>>66371156
If conor wins (big if) he probably won't let nate get another chance
>GSP was a clean athlete
>>66371214
HW in 2016 is shit, just a bunch of old fat guys standing around and hoping for a one punch KO. Welterweight is the most stacked division
>>66371144
10/10
Would abduct
>>66371144
Is that Paige's friend?
>>66371144
Wow. Top edge.
>>66371242
he definitely wont
but a Nick fight might have enough momentum going for it then that jew mcprostitute might consider it for the shekels
>>66371273
this wouldn't have happened if she had a gu
>>66371281
She's a model for hunting gear. Paige is just reposting from Chad who hunts.
. . .Edgy Brah?
>>66371144
>name is literally pratt
Don't know why but it got a smile out of me. Tbh I think this place is getting to me. I'm becoming a heartless dickhead. Please someone send help I don't want to become this.
>>66371296
USADA should verify Rory's whereabouts
Do any of you cunts actually practice any form of combat sport?
>>66371334
Hop in your isolation tank for a couple hours and reset
Claim your boy
what did she mean by this 1/2
>>66371376
20 hours of jitz and rasslin a week, what about u
>>66371386
how do i achieve tim kennedy mode?
>>66371392
2/2
>>66371385
I can't even tear myself away from here. If I'm near a Computer I'll probably be on 4chan. I can feel myself turning man
It's bad
>>66371376
Used to box.
Now I'm just trying to get in shape so I can start jitzju.
>>66371416
Single mother wanting Nick to be her cuck beta provider for her and her hellspawn?
>>66371334
Why is he seeing through through Turkish flags ?
>>66371429
Dude you can be a fat bastard and still do jitz, it's a good way to get in shape
>>66371376
BJJ every saturday bitch
come spar w/ me
>>66371144
Greg is 30 bananas a day
>>66371457
>>66371429
>>66371402
Irish boxing Ulster national champion, i could fuck any of you nerds up any day of the week
>>66371444
Grinding my way through school left me obese as fuck.
Still I might as well. I already have pretty much everything ready except for trying to figure out a good schedule.
>>66371474
that's like being the boxing champion of my gym tho
>nerds ITT literally threatening to beat each other up
Is this thread a satire of the internet?
greg is killing me he sounds like dana
>>66371474
can you defend the double leg ?
>>66371474
I don't understand. You're the national champion or the Ulster champion?
>>66371510
Weebs BTFO
>>66371508
back to eddit newfriend
>>66371497
You are aware Ulster is one of the four provinces of Ireland? Its a pretty big place with plenty of hard cunts
>>66371510
>I like turtles
>>66371527
I dont have any training but striking desu familia
>>66371529
Ulster national champion
>>66371545
the whole country of ireland has the same population as my citys metropolitan area
Anyone have screencaps of dana responding to people on twitter?
>>66371421
Yes, you can stop. The old you couldn't stop. That isnt you right now. That isn't you tomorrow. What are your goals in life? Write them down. Every second is a new oppurtunity to become who you want to be. Growing is not comfortable. Comfort is the antithesis of progress. Remind yourself of that constantly. Now sack up, turn off your computer, get a good nights rest and be ready - tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
>>66371566
But Ulster is a province/region, not a nation. That doesn't make sense. It's like saying I'm the Ontario national champion or Paris national champion.
>>66371474
My takedown game is fierce, id go straight for the nuts and grab double underhooks while you try to defend
Sheeeeeit
>>66371640
S E L L O U T
Need a Rose Namajunas gf
>>66371640
the most expensive slap nate could land in his lifetime
>>66371591
Thar's nice and inspirational Rogan but
>goals in life
I don't have any
Take me away from 4chinz and I'd probably just play vidya all day, failing that I'd just be lost. I don't know man, there's a poor lass literally missing and for some reason I get a chuckle from some prat saying he hopes she got killed by a bear. That's what gets me here, it's not funny and a few years ago I probably wouldn't have laughed. It's stupid shit. I need to feel again
>>66371591
>sack up
sexist pig
>>66371618
kek
luke thomas has an obsessive desire to phrase his opinions in the most obnoxious way possible at all times
>>66371640
I don't believe that image until you back it up with a source senpai
>>66371738
/heem/ is not your blog faggot
>>66371762
it's on bieber's insta m8
>>66371792
kek
Nate is so chill
Nate will lose his next fight vs conor just because of the sheer fact he's a multimillionaire now
>>66371701
Have a Rose Namajunas webm
>>66371762
>>66371792
On Nate's too
>>66371851
Nate is being paid to throw the fight by dana, it gives him a big payday and reignites the conor meme
>>66371895
thats actually a very good possibility
>tfw it's been three weeks since Conors' apparent ''not a big deal loss'' , yet he hasn't been very vocal on social media
>tfw he used to have an urge to inform us about his omnipotence and endless materialistic wealth on a daily basis
I miss old Conor.
>>66371738
>goals in life
>I don't have any
You do have goals, you just don't know how to articulate or achieve them yet. You are clearly disabilities with what you're doing. You're giving into your weaker self. Your inner bitch has made you forget what you dreamed of as a child. Your true self isn't dead. That is why you are feeling conflicted. There is a disconnect between what you want and the steps you are taking to achieve it. What is your vision of a perfect life? What do you do to make yourself feel fulfilled everyday? The process is what will give you fulfillment, not the finish line. Self improvement can start with the simplest things and you can build momentum from there. exercise, proper diet, and a proper sleep schedule are the three things everybody should get in check before moving onto anything else. Every great journey starts with one step. Now go to bed.
any quick way of making webms except sony vegas ?
>>66371941
He said he loves memes lads what more do you want
He's hitting the gym ye
>tfw no miesha feet to massage
>>66371990
WebMs for Retards
That's literally what it's called btw
>>66371990
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
>excuse of the weak
Pretty clever ctually
>>66371941
i miss the meme machine also known as 'el tapo' as well my friend
>>66371990
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases
Download the latest Converter.zip. Don't run ffmpeg.exe you baka, run WebMConverter.exe. And I shouldn't have to tell you to extract the zip file first. Also, don't click "Download ZIP" on the right side of the page, that'll only download the source. (unless you want to compile it yourself, obviously)
No ONE FC for like 3 weeks.
>>66372053
Jon and DC are non ironically two very clever niggers
>>66372088
>tfw no legacy fc for 3 months
>>66372085
Thanks for the virus you fucking peice of shit
>>66371941
i gave you fair warning
>>66372132
>taking credit for my work
i guess ill take it as a compliment you thief
>>66372132
>>66372164
nate didn't really win guys, why else would president dana white make the rematch?
also where's nate's belt if he won????
>>66372228
Fair points. I feel like a goof now.
>>66372203
(You)
>>66371376
BJJ in a gi 3-4 times a week, sometimes some extra wrestling.
Extra kettlebell stuff, running, lifting
Used to play Judo, but only reached senkyu lol.
My competition record is pretty bad overall lol
>>66372228
cheque m8
>>66368910
Fedor definitely is the GOAT. Go watch a few of his highlight videos.
>>66372228
>nate's belt
didn't you see the customized bong he got for beating conor?
>>66371477
Get in shape or /heem/ will come heem you
Get like Nate and always be in shape and ready
>>66372124
is it really a virus or its just not acepting .exe ?
>>66372256
Lol I don't even know what your angle is or who you're trying to convince (we are on 4chan bro). Obviously you and I know the truth of the situation and your shitposting can't change it. It is amusing though.
>>66372334
lol
>>66372286
>highlight videos
That's what people say about Tyson
>I rate Fedor
>>66372343
I argue with myself on the chans too when im utterly bored
>>66371376
K1/Dutch Kickboxing/Muay Thai for 2 years
Freestyle/Greco Roman for 6 months
Yoga daily and weightlifting 2 times a week.
want to start judo soon
>>66372299
I'm honestly thinking about going vegan.
No meme or nothing. I just like eating meat too much.
>>66372434
That's pretty weird tbqh
>>66372434
savage
>tfw still can't believe goobs posted "I love memes"
>>66372299
I think I've his level of physique almost, or at least as far as natty will go. My strikes are lightening quick:https://youtu.be/gT7xt_qBUCw. 5 years kyokushin and judo experience here.
>>66372500
my mom uses the word meme everyday man
>>66372500
he is friends with my coke dealer and he said one time his favourite thing to do after a day of training is to just shitpost on heem
>>66371988
>exercise, proper diet, and a proper sleep schedule
>tfw none of those things
Nice words though senpai, you copying them or typing them up? I'd go on but this nigga >>66371782 right desu getting too /blog/
>>66372540
does she look like a deckhand with scurvy too?
>>66372670
why? want to fuck my fathers wife?
>>66372425
Fedor actually fought and won against good fighters tho. And unlike DC, he actually beat his rival. :^)
>>66372575
it would explain how conor's meme game is on the cutting edge
oh oklahoma city is playing now, finally get to see some A level athletes
>>66372527
This is /heem/ we don't get ready we stay ready
>>66372773
>le sherdog maymay
Cancer
>>66372710
truly avant-garde in his choice of memes
absolutely relentless in terms of meme generation
his utter dedictation to memes is a joy to witness
