Name 1 (one) english striker from the last 25 years that is better than Bebeto or Jardel
Jesus, when was the last time an english player was UCL top scorer or won the Golden Boot ?
When was the last time a Brazillian was chairman or CEO of a London/New York based financial institution?
shearer
Lineker
vardy
>>66364060
Rooney
>>66364135
Michael Chopra
>>66364098
This very moment?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Safra
>>66364098
>>66364161
kek
thick mexican idiot
>>66364060
Heskey
Is Bebeto the most underrated brazilian forward ever?
>>66364253
lol not even close
Dadá Maravilha, Paulo Cesar Caju, Roberto Dinamite, Reinaldo, Edmundo, even Élber, were all better and more underrated.
Bebeto shouldn't even have started in any WC after 90. In 94 Rivaldo (who debuted with the NT in 93) was cut and Ronaldo sat on the bench. In 98 Romário was cut and Edmundo was widely better and on his peak, but lolZagallo.
>>66364161
>Syrian
>same as Brazilian
>>66364300
>you
>capable of reading
>Joseph Safra (born 1939) is a Brazilian banker
>https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Safra
>Nacionalidade: brasileiro
>>66364060
Darius Vassel
>>66364148
Kenny Miller
>>66364060
On a side note, why is this board obsessed with England?
Bobby Zamora
Dean Windass
le babby celebration man bebeto is easily one of the top three most overrated meme players of all time. literally only won one relevant trophy in a stacked team making a minimal contribution.
>>66364393
>94 Brazil
>Le Romário+10 NT
>stacked
U WOT
>>66364439
coached by fucking Parreira no less... who only ever won 1 league title, in 198fucking3, had no business as national team manager, only got the job through cbf's corruption just like every brazil manager post-dictatorship
the man was a tactical dinosaur even by the 90s
>>66364439
>romario
>based branco
>cafu
>leonardo
>dungoat
>mauro silva
memeto was less important than all those guys
>>66364060
M-michael Owen won the Ballon. that counts r-right??
Arriaga
Arriaga 2
Barriaga
Easy peasy.
>>66364060
>Paul Scholes leads english scoring in UCL with 24
jesus
>>66364317
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Safra
>Ethnicity Lebanese
>>66364541
All good players, except Branco who was shit besides his meme goal, and Dunga, eternally overrated shit carried by the competent Mazinho, Mauro Silva and Zinho. Also Raí played like utter shit and was benched and Leonardo was redcarded and banned from the tournament halfway.
Also you forgot Taffarel, based Jorginho (both good players) and Ricardo Gomes and Ricardo Rocha, who were both better CBs than Mauro Silva and Aldair, but got injured shortly before the WC.
All good, arguably great players. Not a single world-class player besides Romário.
>signing a brazillian over the age of 23
they age like women desu
>no mention of the real future GOAT
>>66364642
Tell that to Rivaldo, Cafu, Roberto Carlos, Romário, Lúcio, Emerson, Juninho, etc etc all the way back to even Pelé.
The amount of brazilian players who declined in their prime years is tiny compared to the ones that didn't. Pato, Ronaldinho, Adriano, they just got a lot of media attention because british media treats eveyr brazilian like a superstar. Nice meme.
Don't even mention Kaká (injuries) or Robinho (was always just a "good" player).
>>66364637
I liked branco when I was young because of his blooters. I wasn't fool enough even then to fall for the bebeto meme though. plus, that celebration really annoys me. do brazilians really rock their babies like that?
>>66364340
Shakespeare wrote about "Love, hate and obsession"
>>66364701
Bebeto was amazing for Deportivo La Coruña in the mid 90s, dude. And pretty good for Flamengo too.
Not a top striker, but he was never anywhere as bad like you imply. Solid finisher, great positioning, passable dribbling.
And he literally made up that celebration on the spot, wtf you on about?
Rashford
>>66364632
>>66364317
Joseph Safra was born in Aleppo, Syria,[3] to a Lebanese family with banking connections dating back to Ottoman times,[4] and grew up in Beirut, Lebanon.[5] The family's history in banking originated with caravan trade between Beirut, Aleppo, Alexandria and Istanbul during the Ottoman Empire.
guess the ottomans conquered Brazil too
>>66364790
>Nationality = birthplace
Literally retarded.
Speaking of Bebeto's GOAT celebration
Am I the only one old enough to have played this back in the day? About 1:35 into it, uses to play it so much
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnehMvGU-14
>>66364829
No, I did too, on my friend's Saturn.
Good times, but at the time I was busy with Goal Storm 97 (WE2) and Winning Eleven 3.
>>66364820
You = SPIC
literally a spic
>>66364851
>>66364829
Oh, nevermind, that was on Mega Drive.
>>66364855
And you just had your "argument" destroyed by one, so you must be even dumber than them!
>>66364851
Well I used to play it at the arcade, never got around to playing the Saturn version. I was busy with Virtua Fighter and Nights with it's ahead of it's time controller
>>66364876
My argument? This is my first time posting in this thread you retarded mexican
>>66364906
Absolutely FURIOUS.
Calm down my irrational lardpal.
I haven't found one that can get close to Jardel way to find goals other than, maybe, Gerd Müller.
>>66364820
>Born in Syria
>Grew up in Lebanon
>Brazilian
just because the guy likes to fuck the traps in Rio doesnt make him brazilian hue
>>66365603
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanese_Brazilians
According to your """""""""logic"""""""""" the only americans are the injuns.
Bebeto was great. He should have shot that penalty against Barca though.
>>66365711
no the only americans are the ones born here Jao
i am american. the guy who mows my lawn is Guatemalan. the hue who i play soccer with is Brazilian etc. you can live somewhere all youd like but to completely change citizenship is disgusting and to claim this guy is brazilian is even more so
>>66365905
t. country born from immigration
Too doped up on Ritalin and weed for history classes, I see.
>>66364060
Peter Crouch
>>66364060
Vardy
>>66365966
>t. country born from immigration
unlike yours?
>>66365997
>unlike
That's the whole point, dumbass.
>>66366009
Slow your roll, monkey boy.
>>66364060
Anyone. Why don't these GOATs ever join relevant leagues or even relevant teams? They literally play beach football then have cup games against teams from St Kitts and Nevis and put it on the same level as the CL. The only reason Brazil know how to play football is because you used to be a white country. I bet you're wishing you hadn't been the last country to abolish slavery, I know the USA is glad because if they had continued, they would have ended up just like you, the largest open air prison in the world.
Based Jardel.
Cocaine killed his carreer.
>>66366017
And you'll soon be one too.
>>66366050
Please look at the last digits of my previous posts and tell me what you feel.
>>66366043
My dad used to buy him and his friends sodas after game practice at Vasco some 25 years ago.
Good lad, I had no idea he was the biggest cocaine snorter his side of stephen king.
>>66364161
he's a jew
I study at a campus that was named after his brother
>>66366090
>rich banker is a jew
no way
>>66366088
He began using in his second season in Sporting...
I don't remember the story, but had he kept his shit together he would be a legend here..
>>66366135
Yeah he was already 30+ by then.
Best header of the ball the world has seen since
>>66364296
>Dadá Maravilha
this cunt.
>>66366017
>>66366065
Well played Hiro
>>66365131
J O N A S
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>>66366170
he was 29/30
>>66366245
>falling for the Jonas meme
pretty stupid tbqh
>>66366245
Did you just say
>Jonas
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIeqBkeNEQQ
>>66366245
He plays half his games against bought defences.
>>66366267
He hasnt even scored against Braga or Guimarães.
>>66366283
You just proved my point
In one go, he found three clear-cut goal chances
And missed them all lel
>>66366395
>this guy is, unironically, the greatest striker playing in Portugal right now
>>66366436
>>66364637
>Dunga
Was he ever good? Or was he just lucky to be in the 94-98 squads?
>>66366436
Memes aside he is better now
Don't ask me why or how though, beats me
>>66364340
because britons happen to visit this board and fill the place with their deluded boredom on a constant basis.
>>66366482
He was a hardworking, but extremely limited player. Scapegoated in the '90 WC for his terrible performances, just like now he scapegoats Thiago Silva.
Only got in the 94 and 98 squads because the coaches wanted muh leadership. He was never even close to being one of our best DMs. Mauro Silva, Mazinho, Flávio Conceição and Émerson were MUCH better players.
Then he went full corrupt circa 00s, with player agency and taking full part in CBF's corrupt deals, calling up players with the intention of selling them, shady merchanidse deals, etc. CBF only hires managers who are A-OK with all of this.
>>66365603
schwarzenegger runs a state of your country, shouldn't he be of american nationality to do that?
same applies to safra. he's made his life in brazil, been given the nationality.
>>66364060
Peter Crouch
Gabby Agbonlahor
Marlon Harewood
Jay Boothroyd
Kevin Davies
Cameron Jerome
Chris Sutton
Dean Ashton
Billy Sharp
Francis Jeffers
Jason Euell
I mean, there's loads
>>66366535
Never where we get the deluded tag from. Apart from the one or two spergs on this board a lot of us are more self-hating than spainards on /int/ when it comes to our national team or domestic leauge. Unless you're talking about our media and normies in which case retarded is what I would call then rather than deluded.
>>66372892
Adrian Mutu
Marouane Chamakh
Carlos Vela
my ALL time favorite
El Hadji Diouf