GIVE HIM THE STICKY, MOTHERFUCKERS!
>no Cruyff sticky
>>66362374
>father of modern football
>he's actually a soccer player
>>66362458
Snowden srs
STICKY NOW
> tfw no Cruijff sticky
>>1 Johan Cruyff
GIB stiggy
F
How do you pronounce his name?
Who?
>>66362374
>Holland and Barcelona legend
An Ajax legend first and foremost
>>66362374
Barcelona seems to be a cancer hotspot.
atrocious loss for the entire european football system
i'm very concerned
>>66362510
J-E-B-U-S
>>66362374
>stickyyyy
rip Crueifj
>>66362510
>even beyond the grave his name haunts us
>>66362510
le tricky dicky total man
>>66362510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iA9nJ57tQm
>>66362510
the UI sound (uy in Cruyff's name) is something foreigners never seem to be able to pronounce. I've met plenty of foreigners that have lived here for years and still can't pronounce it
>>66362518
spud_from_trainspotting's_parents.png
>>66362515
The Michael Jordan of the Netherlands.
>the last World Cup he watched had Netherlands going out in penalties against Argentina and Germany winning the tournament
Johan had a hard life.
>never played in England
Too bad we'll never know how good he actually was
>>66362510
Kraft
>>66362535
and how do you pronounce "van Gogh"?
>best european football player
>can't get sticky
lol
>>66361391
That's why we hire australia.
>>66362558
fan cock
>>66362547
Fuck that, what REALLY happened is even worse.
He fucked shit up at Ajax (since he's a legend nobody dared to call him on it) and left because he got sick.
>>66362558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KXQetvKjjc
>>66362510
cruyff (the L is silent)
F
>>66362548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ogy66uyshM
baka @ no sticky
mods pls
Best Cruyff quotes?
On religion: "In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before a game. If it worked, every game would be a tie."
>>66362573
>pseudo-belgians telling the world how to pronounce Dutch words
lads, is there any other football legend that's probably gonna pass this year as well? we need to prepare for this shit
>le cancer inside man
>>66362546
Who? The guy from the crying meme?
![milner-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eSNcgS3.jpg "milner-2[1].jpg")
>see this thread
>realise james milner will die in your lifetime
fuck lads life sucks
>>66362590
wot
>>66362594
delet this
>play for kanker clubs
>die of cancer
>near the end of his life he tried to make Ajax great again
>he died knowing that his revolution has failed, and that Ajax will forever remain shite
:(
rip Kroiftopoulos
Literally who?
>>66362594
> german ""humor""
>>66362622
Close enough
literally who
>>66362579
>Dennis Bergkamp will die in your lifetime
FUUUUCK
E-even brazil wants cruijff to have a sticky
t-thanks
>>66362585
I 'm here to fuck Panathinaikos and smoke cigarettes. And I 'm all out of cigarettes.
>>66362572
>Implying JC fucked shit up
His only fault was that his trustees stabbed him in the back and are continuing to ruin the club even now.
>>66362624
>dutch ""tumor""
>>66362374
>>66362481
Stickies are literally the opposite of what a chan should be.
>>66362646
OW
SHOTS FIRED
IS IT ANOTHER ISIS ATTACK?
De jood is dood. Get fucked Ajax scum.
![detergente ajax_thumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GTGcqoF.jpg "detergente ajax_thumb[1].jpg")
>>66362518
Nobody gives a shit about Ajax in this part of the world, In fact we only use Ajax to clean kitchen and bathroom surfaces.
It's a sad day I always admired him from his Barcelona and Dutch National team days
Kanker is some bad shit
>Clarence Seedorf will die in your lifetime
Hold me Clarence
>>66362594
>>66362624
>>66362646
>>66362535
do tsuu
>>66362673
holy shit forgot about him
>>66362535
>Pronounce Cruyff as "Crayff"
>Kuyt is pronounced "Kaut"
Wtf holland
>no sticky
Fuck off /sp/
Never was as good as George Best. Not even close.
RIP though
>>66362688
you are mishearing things, my non-Dutch speaking friend
the UY sound is the same in both Cruyff and Kuyt
>>66362579
;_;
>>66362688
>Kuyt is pronounced "Kaut"
It's not.
>>66362688
that's not right
everybody talking about sticky
don't worry guys, he'll get sticky after a month or two
lol
>>66362688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMVNV8PJIW
??
>>66362689
>/sp/
>sports
>>66362550
>>66362702
FUCKING POLAND
F. So much F.
RIP in F
>>66362702
we will riot untill we get the sticky
>>66362702
maybe jannie is on a strike. though i can't imagine why, which such a well-paying job
>Jack van Gelder almost crying on the radio
I'm not ready for this.
>>66362558
Van Gaal
>>66362702
ayy
>>66362702
i love this 'crying laughing and okay sign' meme
i saw a pepe of it and now doge
lmao
keep them coming please
>>66362715
#Outlels4Cruijff
>>66362715
he'll rot too
riot*
lol
>>66362715
>>66362716
Why do you want a sticky?
>>66362717
>brussels attacked
>johan cruyff dies
this is not the year of the lowlands
>>66362642
>>66362585
> Why couldn't you beat a richer club? I have never seen a bag of money score a goal!
>>66362702
delet this
>>66362688
m8 don't try to understand dutch
it's a really fucked up language, they'll stop talking it even in the Netherlands in 20 years at most
>>66362738
that's what you get for making Amstel shit
>>66362700
It is. Y should sound as I not U. That's a slav thing m8
>>66362735
go ahead call his family and say their father/husband did not get a sticky on a cambodian basket weaving board
>>66362758
the Y in both does sound like an I though
>>66362758
>my language rules should apply to your language
>>66362729
>>66362702
monaco pls
Greatest GOAT of all time. I was actually shocked. ;__________;
>>66362766
It really should desu.
>>66362758
It's an IJ made to look like a Y so foreign devils might understand it. Clearly they don't. Cruijff and Kuijt sound exactly the same.
RIP
Legend of football
>>66362758
It's anglicised, Y = I. The name is Kuijt, just like it is Cruijff, Van Nistelrooij, et cetera.
fuck where did this year go so wrong
>>66362665
Can anyone translate what La Liga said?
>>66362776
aijjj
>>66362717
>Jack van Gelder is 65
Two years to go. Get ready.
>>66362771
yes america has electric fences now adapt pls
>>66362668
Nobody gives a shit about your shit part of the world
>>66362794
TOP LEL
>>66362788
"Franco did nothing wrong. Tsuuu."
>>66362791
shut your kanker bek!
>>66362752
It has always been shit Georgios
>>66362520
Medium Kek
>>66362706
stop screaming at me
Even the King of Netherlands said his condolences
Meanwhile Barahal Hussein Not Ky President Obongo watches a basebore game while our allies die
The worst part about popular people dying is the horde of bandwagoners of the tragedy that have to tell us how sad they are about someone they had no relation and, more often than not, gave no shit about, dying.
>>66362520
Underrated to be honest
hot pockets deleted my sticky-encouragement thread, so they definitely saw the request
>>66362690
Who?
RIP Cruyff
>>66362794
>>66362824
otherwise my stupid mic won't pick it up
>>66362827
Still on Cuba making shady deals with the commies before he fucks off?
>>66362374
RIP you smug cunt
>Still no sticky
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Let's all listen to his sole hit single from his early days during this mourning process.
Truly a jack of all trades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfX9uwL0F2k
