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do you, /sp/?
yes
you can't score a penalty in poker
He's so good at keeping a TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUraight face
>>66350269
he's certainly bluffing about the whole heterosexual thing
>>66350287
kek
>>66350337
A straight?
>>66350337
TSUUU of a kind
>>66350337
just be yourself
>>66350370
a full house
>>66350337
joke's on him, messi had pocket fives
>>66350370
A full house you fucking nigger
>>66350453
>>66350442
One pair isn't a full house..
>Yurogambles
>>66350337
is this some meme I'm not getting? That's not a fullhouse
>>66350497
He has 2 7s in his hand you fucking moron
>Ive never played poker before in my lifetime
fuck off
>>66350497
It is if he had pocket 7s retard.
>>66350370
>Ronaldo
>straight
nope
>>66350513
what i he doesn't? I can see him lying through his teeth. Look at his face. It's a "JUST" face
>so sit right there and take a picture of me, I'll pretend I got the full house, that is a house full of TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66350269
What did he mean by this ?
>>66350513
Where is the proofs?
>>66350533
Nobody is doubting that the whole photo was staged
>>66350543
so he doesn't have a fullhouse ;^) me-me-s
>ywn play poker with christiano then make tender sweet hetero love
Imagine if Messi posted a pic of him playing poker too and it turned out they were playing vs. each other XD
>>66350557
r u a female monkey
>>66350269
He's trying to pretend he's at the World Series of poker, pretty sad tbqh
>>66350571
>getting triggered by everything Ronaldo does
whats wrong with people, he is just interacting with his fans.
>>66350571
>americans
What is everyones obsession with this homosexual man? everything he does is dissected on this site.
>>66350681
>out homosexual is better than your homosexual
>American /sp/
>>66350448
Rekt
>>66350716
He is tho
>>66350337
Jesus christ what a fucking fish
Has he ever played with pros? He'd be an easy source of money
Isn't this a wax statue of him
>>66350716
No one has ever said Tom Brady is the best athlete. He is the best quarterback, a position that's far more about intellect than athleticism.
>>66350681
cause we had an influx of Barca bandwagoners since they won the treble last year
>>66350849
>dink and dunk check down babby is best QB
I'd take Brees over Brady any year
>>66350934
You could add "playoff chokes" to that list.
>>66350968
not a real stat, brady dick riding faggot
>>66350968
And you can add Peytons last ring up your asshole.
Sorry Brady couldn't get it done when the game was on the line :^(
>>66350934
>Rings (the only criteria that matters): notevenclose-th
I wonder if he had a royal FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH
i know this is a troll thread but i have a question about donaldo. i noticed the other day that he spoke very good spanish. was he speaking good spanish right away when he arrived in madrid or was there a learning process
>>66350269
Absolutely bluffing, he's not actually playing poker but rather doing a photoshoot. I must imagine he'd be terrible at real poker if he thinks that look on his face would convince me he's playing poker.
>>66351464
His spanish isn't that good though. He has a heavy portuguese accent
>>66351464
Portuguese is to Spanish like Albertan is to English. It takes like 15 minutes to learn the other one
>>66351492
pretty good for a non native speaker. better than mine and i spoke it since birth
>be the penal and tap in king
>can't make a single real friend
>>66350269
So he just doesn't take those headphones off now?
>>66351612
Love those endorsement deals
>>66350269
>>66350337
>yfw he probably gets half a milli for every poker ad post
>>66351592
Why's this guy allowed to be autistic on social media
>>66350716
see what happened to andy dalton when he went to make a tackle
>>66350269
I believe you are
>>66350716
""""""""""""""""""""""""""football""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66350289
-10 meme points have been awarded to this post
This guy is one dumb mother fucker.
He's like 7 years too late on the headphones endorsement bandwagon.
If he was smart he would have done what LeBron did and took a 1% equity compensation from Beats by wearing their headphones instead. Beats were founded in 2008 which puts him right at one of the heights of his career after winning the CL for the first time with United. Beats would have absolutely fucking taken the deal because it would have allowed them to enter the European market with his exposure. Seriously, the headphones were known for being expensive but "quality" and Ronaldo was the mirror of that with his record transfer fee to Real.
God what a fucking idiot. This fucking idiot always talks about his >muh brand and yet he has missed out on tons of easy money. Instead he spends more time getting fucked by a boxer with anger issues in order to deal with his mental illness caused by the death of his father and his overprotective and overbearing mother.
look at how I dance
>>66351693
because he gets paid to be autistic
>>66351745
>CRISTIANO RONALDO is at the centre of a legal war amid claims he bought a penthouse at the top of Trump Towers for his Moroccan kickboxer friend.
>Ronaldo last week claimed an Italian property firm had been wrongly linking his name to deals that included the New York pad and a hotel in Monaco.
>But Proto Enterprises have lodged a £7.8million defamation case against the Real Madrid star, insisting he splashed out on the luxury Fifth Avenue apartment as a gift for his close friend Badr Hari.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7018864/Cristiano-Ronaldo-set-for-legal-battle-over-Trump-Tower-apartment-he-donated-to-his-Moroccan-friend-Badr-Hari.html
>>66351717
you forgot your meme arrow
>>66350439
Kekd
Who's the better poker player?
>>66353446
fatnaldo
>>66350337
7 of spades is literally on the board
>>66350439
Kek
>>66351897
So they're suing him because he bought the house and then said he didn't? I don't get it
>>66351897
>>But Proto Enterprises have lodged a £7.8million defamation case against the Real Madrid star, insisting he splashed out on the luxury Fifth Avenue apartment as a gift for his close friend Badr Hari.
>as a gift for his close friend Badr Hari
That guy again? Ok, this is starting to get a little weird...
>>66351508
>t. ted cruz
so does he want to bocome a poker player?
Why does he always wear those fucking ridiculous headphones? It's like those obnoxious autistic kids who pretend they are audiophiles
>>66350269
Let me give a mature well-thought out response to that question...
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is he autistic?
>>66355217
There's nothing weird, he is homosexual and hari is his lover. The guy even has a kid with no mother ffs, it's quite obvious
>>66350287
My sides
>>66350491
it's holdem you dumbass
>>66350533
Do ya think he's bluffing?
>>66355003
Think he's bluffing?
>>66355003
So? He's claiming he's got a heart and a spade.
>>66360800
*club lel
