Rays beat Cuba 4-1
liriano ded
ethier ded
beisbol lives
mets
jays
Royals
jints to be honest
Too bad the dodgers can't dodge these injuries desu
>>66346322
>>66346325
>>66346332
>>66346336
cool, the first 4 posts are 2016 division winners
>>66346397
>Jays
Lol okay
Mariners
>>66346411
ahaahaah, thanks for showing me how to trip
>>66346422
I was wondering what happened to Joe Beimel
>>66346422
>>66346482
That mother fucker is still up there. Komo 4 has a live feed of him.
Just bought a Hanshin Tigers hat. Gonna bandwagon a nip team this year.
>>66346316
WELP
>Doyers make the post
Why the hell is Wei-Yin Chen starting opening day for the Marlins and not Jose Fernandez?
>>66347226
Because Mattingly said so
Morning /mlb/
>>66346397
>implying jasy
>tigers have 35 home runs
What does it mean?
I can't wait to see Didi hit a walk-off Grand Slam against the Cubs in game 7 of the World Series this year
I hope all these spring dingers can translate to the regular season.
>Cleveland Indians are winning more than 84 games this season
>>66349725
It should be starlin...off Warren with a 3 run lead
that would be goat
>>66349980
I don't even think my body is prepared for the level of meme that would come from that
When you see it
>>66349817
they won't
>>66350074
Yeah, I know...
>>66350021
>>66349964
>Cleveland Indians aren't winning the Central this year
Someone said baseball isn't a sport, and doesn't require athletic ability.
Should I tell him about the reflexes and reaction time it takes to hit a major league fastball? Or the strength needed to hit a home run?
>"I want to be the ace"
And then Stroman was the ace.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66346322
Mets. Grew up watching them throughout the 90's and used to go for at least one whole series each summer with my Dad.
Now I live and teach in Queens and have yet to miss buying a season ticket every single year.
Favorite Met:
>Mo Vaughn
(I know all his best stuff wasn't with the Mets, but I used to be a first baseman and watching him was the best.)
I'm probably the only long time fan who likes the bandwagon jumpers. It's [spoiler] fun [/spoiler]
>>66346382
doogs
>>66350228
No, screw them
>>66346397
>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE SUCCESSFUL TEAMS
>>66350228
Whenever you bring up offense, they only spout memes like "hand-eye coordination isn't athleticism". Talk about defense, and how playing Shortstop is one of the hardest things to do in sports.
>>66350248
>that flat arm
RIP
>>66350228
Just tell him you're sorry his dad never loved him
>>66350369
To be fair most people just see this shit and don't know any better.
>>66350228
I wonder how much baseball that person has played in their life.
And by that I mean they must have been one of the retarded kids they used to stick in the outfield during little league. You know, the ones who would pick flowers and sit down, probably eating boogers or dirt.
>Your team
>team in other league you like
>LA team you hate the most
Mariners
Mets
Angels
>>66350475
Braves
A's
Dodgers
>>66350475
>Mets
>Mariners
>Doogeirz
We could date, Anon.
>>66350475
>A's
>
>Analslime
>>66350475
Indians
Dbacks
Dodgers
>>66350379
Manlet meme magic
>>66351062
He has the worst hairdo in all of baseball.
>>66350475
>Mets
>Jays
>Angels
>>66350475
Royals
Pirates
Don't really hate any LA team
>>66350475
>Twinkies
>D Backs
>Dodders
>>66350346
>that hop at the end
nice ace you have there calibros
>>66350475
>Yankees
>Cardinals
>Angels
>>66350475
Cardinals
Jays
I don't really hate other teams. There are a few fan bases I despise, though...
>All these people mentioning Angels
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are, in fact, in Anaheim.
>>66351314
>jays
>cardinals
>giants
Wanna be friends?
>>66350475
>Jays
>Either Pirates (scrappy financial underdog etc) or D'bags (why not bandwagon two?)
>Don't really hate the LA teams; they're both so incompetent it isn't worth the energy.
>A-Roid done after 2017
>>66351531
I hope his hips explode before then
>>66351531
bout time 2bH
>>66350475
>Diamondbacks
>Jays
>Dodgers
>>66351531
>40 years old
>still hitting 30+ home runs
he'll be fine
Praise be upon O'Leary
>>66350416
>100 Billion CAD
>>66351179
>Dont really hate any la team
>>66351374
>giants
>LA team
Pick one
It's cool tho canabro don't like them either
>>66351762
I read it as California team. Ooops
If A-rod is close enough to Bonds by the end of 2017, what are the odds that he plays another season?
Post yfw the jasy literally finish in 5th and their """"""fans""""""" rip the skydome urinals off the walls again
>>66350475
>Dodgers
>Royals baseball is fun to watch I guess
>Angels
>>66351830
close enough in sheer amount of steroids used?
>>66351842
I don't think it will happen but it would be delicious
>>66351861
Well that and steroid fueled dingers that totally wouldn't just be lazy fly balls if A-roid were clean
>>66351842
What fans? If they aren't in 1st by the end of May they literally won't have any.
>>66351531
nah brah the yankees will bring him back for 2 more years so he can pass bonds
>>66351830
Pretty low I'd imagine. He'll probably be blackballed after his contract ends just like Bonds was, which is pretty sad.
>>66351945
Wew lad simmer down
Who should I blame for the retarded year-long fare well tours?
the yankees or jeter/mariano/arod?
>>66352030
I dont care desu
Now, non-Yankee farewell tours? Thats a disgrace
>ESPN's Adam Feinbaum @HeebieKikeburger: Tulowitzki x-rays show a break in his wrist, he is expected to miss at least 6 months possibly the season, also he has AIDS from going to a Toronto "poz party" which we are told is a tradition for Canadian men
>>66352078
Fuck, it's Papi this year, isn't it
FUCK CANADA
U
C
K
C
A
N
A
D
A
>>66352212
That the funniest thing though.
>red sox fans are proud about being the anti-yankee
>now they sign each other players, spend outrageously, now copy each other customs
they're the same team
>farewell tours
When will this meme end and teams take retirees seriously?
You have 5 years to make the Resd into a Series contending team. What do you do? You can't relocate the team.
dads sox
With stream!
>>66352529
>>66352527
find an old nazi lady with a dog to buy the team
>>66351091
Harpers faghawk is worse tbqh
>>66352315
The Yankees actually win though
Is Bartolo Colon still trying to help the Expos by hurting all our players? what a top lad
>>66352687
but over the last 2 decades they have won the same amount of rings
>>66352702
>Yankees: 5 rings and 7 pennants
>Red Sox: 3 rings and 3 pennants
You memeing?
>>66352702
THE MOST
>>66352693
He's helping to build the true wall and fighting against your Northern aggression. I hope he snipes a fastball at every single player on the Jays heads, their fans too. #BuildTheWall #KillThemAll
>>66352772
ok 15 years. they have won the samething
>>66352905
>you will never be bartolo colon
jkmimsa
>>66352964
B A S E D
B L A C K
C O L O N
Who /bbc/ here?
>>66352931
Cucked tripfag
>>66352964
I've got the body type down.
>>66352964
It's like a warlock took a garbage bag full of pudding and chicken bones and made it a person then gave it PEDs and taught it to pitch.
>>66352964
That's class. He does it and just jogs off.
>>66352964
>Dat test
hnnngh
>>66353023
>>66353169
Remember when the Indians were relevant?
>>66353268
You mean when they had Charlie Sheen?
>Tanakek
>>66352144
You had me going for a little bit familia, well memed m8
>>66353169
Hey, I have like ten of that card. 98 Score I believe, the set was so shit but they made so many that when you would buy those boxes of cards with "Ten packs for the price of one!" eight of the packs would be 98 Score. If you were really lucky you might get a Magglio Ordonez or Mike Lowell rookie card, with a whopping book value of 75 cents.
>>66353392
Everything in that post was true.
God damnit tulo can you please just stay healthy for 1 full season?
>>66353547
'no'
>>66353169
>>66353547
'no'
>>66350475
Yankees
Cubs
Don't hate any of the west coat teams but ill say Dodgers
>>66353547
He's the human equivalent of an RC helicoptor
>>66353547
>Falling for the Tulo meme
Tulo has always been made of glass and he'll just get more beat up as he ages. Crawford is now the best SS in the game senpai
>>66353654
It's Harry fucking with you.
>>66353654
Never been there, but you better believe I'm on my way there now. You see, I'm an agent of chaos. My mom says I'm just like the Joker. Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>66353692
>who is Carlos Correa
>>66353654
>cuckhoop
>>66353730
>Rookie with questionable defense who pitchers will be adjusted to next year
Not even the best SS in the AL senpai.
>>66353730
>>66353692
Alexei Ramirez
>>66353730
Astros shortstop, that's who. Great bat but hardly the best shortstop in either league.
Glad we had this talk.
>>66353692
Crawford won't even be the best SS in the NL West after this season desu
>>66353817
It's gonna be fun to watch seager unperform expectations this year.
>>66353547
>Acquiring a glass SS with boosted numbers from his meme stadium
Terrible trade for the Jays
>>66352315
>>66352687
>>66352772
Red Sux last place 2 year in a row, if the Yanks did that the fans would burn down the fucking Stadium
Red Sux not even close to being on the same levels as the great Yankees
>>66353845
It's gonna be fun watching the Dbacks underperform this year too desu
>>66353851
Doesn't he now play on leg shattering astroturf too or did they finally get rid of that shit?
>>66350327
I miss Mo Vaughn
>>66353864
sneks killing it tho
>tanakshit giving up a homer to stephen drew
LOL
>>66353882
>Spring Training
>>66353883
>Spring Training
>HE GOT ALL OF THAT ONE
>ball stays in park
Why do commentators do this?
>>66353892
>being in denial
>>66353873
To my knowledge, they just got it changed. Lucky for them too, because Tulo would've been dead if they hadn't changed it.
>jints
>in charge of fielding worth a damn
KEK
E
K
>>66353817
>le .400+ BABIP over a 1-month sample size alongside mediocre defense man
>balkdres
R.I.P. in peace Joe Garagiola.
Great guy, fine announcer, great storyteller.
He was one of the good guys.
>>66353998
T_T
o7
>>66353913
nope, still astroturf. we got dirt infield though and thats what he'll be spending most of his time on
>shitnaka
lel
>>66354022
Much softer turf than the stuff reyes played on tho
>>66354033
>>66354024
>Spring Training
>>66354049
>butthurt
>>66353998
Smashing dat muhfuckin F button like it's real nigga hours right now. I met him and Stick Michael a few years back and they couldn't have been nicer.
>Tanakan't
>jints
>Taintnaka
Wew lad I'm glad I'm not home to watch this fuckup. Get your shit together Tanaka you fucking zipperhead.
>>66353851
It was an amazing trade considering the guy they sent could be suspended for the entire upcoming season. But yeah, tulo is just another athlete who is perpetually injured and there's nothing he can do about it.
Who can stop the dbacks?
>>66354420
The regular season
>>66349817
youre kawaii desu
Daily reminder the New York Yankees put the entire 2015 season in the hands of Masahiro Tanaka by starting him in the AL Wild Card Game.
>>66354537
Fuck /hoc/, I'd rather fight with the Jews than those french fried surrendermonkeys.
>>66354537
Fuck off.
>muh raids
Enjoy your ban
>>66353851
>>66354309
Turning Reyes into Tulo was a magic trick; sure both are made of expensive glass but at least Tulo is good at playing baseball when he's on the field.
Dubs decides my team
No Californian or New York teams, they will be ignored.
>>66354797
White sox
>>66354797
Sorry, there aren't any Middle Eastern teams so you probably wouldn't be interested.
>>66354806
who?
>>66354797
phillies
>>66354797
Rangers
>>66354797
Indians
>>66354797
Mariners
Why is George Brett in the Hall, but Barry Bonds isn't? They both cheated.
>>66354525
Daily reminder the New York Yankees scored zero (0) runs in the entire 2015 postseason
>>66354813
Damn, this meme gets funnier every time I see it.
>>66354832
fuck
Marlins
The LA fan base in 1 pic
>>66354797
jays
>>66354856
Surrounded by hot bitches? Sounds about right
https://twitter.com/hankschulman/status/712747681936855044
2016 MVP tbqwyf
>>66354909
>these disgusting plastic slags are literal 11s in el gay
>>66354856
>>66354797
Astros, unless trips; If trips, you have to pick an MLS team.
>>66354797
Rockies
>>66354797
Padres
>>66354797
Expos
>>66354797
Metropolitans
>>66354797
modesto nuts
>>66354797
Brooklyn Cyclones.
>>66354797
Montreal Expos
>>66355022
top lel
>>66355022
Nice
holy shit yankees
i can never think of a good fantasy team name
>>66354797
Why no New York or Cali Teams? Are you ever going to visit a team in a flyover state like Ohio or Minnesota?
The NY Mets have a GOAT tier stadium, a proper team with young talent and local lads, great uniforms and very vocal, loyal fans. They also have the best mascot too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_bcgXFX_IE
>>66354846
Daily reminder the Blue Jays gave up their farm team for a rent an arm and a glass SS that is already injured for a playoff loss and ten more years of hoping for mediocrity.
>>66355093
>The NY Mets have a GOAT tier stadium, a proper team with young talent and local lads, great uniforms and very vocal, loyal fans. They also have the best mascot too.
All factually wrong
>>66355057
4 errors 6 runs in the inning
>>66355093
>loyal fans
>stadium at 10% capacity before the royals clinched in extras
Meanwhile wrigley was packed from start to finish despite being swept and blown the fuck out
>>66354797
indians
>>66355130
hyperbowl
>>66354797
Kansas City Royals
>>66355093
>They also have the best mascot too.
Who also happens to be a cuck
>>66354797
blue jays
have we got a fantasy league going?
>>66354797
dbacks
>>66354797
white sox
This thread is just more proof that God doesn't want Muslims involved with baseball.
>>66354797
White Sox
>>66355233
dubs confirm
>>66354797
>>66355233
CONFIRMED
>>66355233
Two part question about the Twins:
How fucked with Sano be in right field?
Will Ervin "Big Erv" Santana finally reach the land of above-average pitching?
>>66355372
Twins win 87 games this year. Sell off everything the year after for rebuilding
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
> that cheeky alex gordon in the background behind familia
top kek
Someone pls, is trading Andrew McCutchen worth Jose Quintana and Corey Kluber if these are my pitchers?
>>66350725
Go tribe
>>66355615
It's not worth it but your pitching sucks
>>66355608
>>66353268
>implying they aren't more relevant than the Marlins
>doyer fans
>>66355671
>>66355627
Thank you
>Red Sox fans
>>66355233
I think you're right, Allah is warning me not to try and get in to this sport.
>>66355093
>Jew York
>Commiefornia
No thanks, cuck.
>>66355709
>>66354797
Reds
>>66355804
Go for the Jays. Canadians are pretty much Euros so that will be familiar. Bonus- not one single Jays fan has ever watched more than one game, so you can all learn the sport together!
Is it too late to get into fantasy baseball for this year?
Is it even worth it? None of my friends like America's Pastime enough to do it with me and playing with randofags usually sucks for fantasy sports
>kershaw starting a game 1
>>66355804
go back to your containment sport
>>66354797
kill yourself desu
>>66355865
>None of my friends like America's Pastime
You have poor taste in friends.
>>66355870
Which one I watch many
>>66355865
Not to late. Go for it. It's fun even with randoms.
>>66355908
The one where homosexuals dive on grass
>>66355855
WELCOME ABOARD BRITBONG
>>66355952
>homosexuals
the PC term is european
>>66355923
is there a /sp/ league I can jump in on? whats the best website for it?
>>66355964
I use ESPN. I'm also interested in an /sp/ league.
>>66355996
i wonder if enough people in here are autistic enough to do it. My gut says yes
>>66355952
NFL is in offseason
>>66355908
>british humor
>>66355855
>>66355958
I can live with this. What are the memes?
>>66356056
http://games.espn.go.com/flb/leagueoffice?leagueId=76249
password: shaw
>>66356038
creator here, I originally intended it to be just for /nfl/ because i thought enough people would join but i guess it's not the case
>>66356038
>You many not own more than one team in a standard league
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66356080
Sadness.
>>66356105
Never mind I'm retarded
>>66356104
How many spots are open?
>>66356152
4 now
