UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egmAMFc_5cU
can somebody explain the dc sucking jon jones dick to me? i don't fucking get it.
its a meme dipshit
Consider the pleasure of being bullied by Rin Nakai
artem lobov is neetrex
artem lobov is a neetrex
im amazed my picture gets posted in every single thread and it's still intact
>DHK will never be your oppa and gently spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
artem lobov, the neetrex!
>>66345483
>>66345489
>>66345504
You're clearly autistic, go to bed.
>>66345517
If you can't handle the 'tism, get out of the prism.
>>66345517
get a dog bro
>>66345517
do you disagree? none of you're fighters are good or relevant. your opinion carries no regard here on heem, or in any other place.
quoting is stale shit, some 2015 garbage
cool guy respond without quotes, you're talking back with a cinematic horizon stare
>>66345460
legit looks like poo
>>66345533
I don't disagree, but I just don't see the reason in shitposting the same thing three times.
Also, Bisbing just beat the greatest of all time, so shut up ya cunt.
Is Beef Testosterone your boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCPU0FehXw
>brazillian
>human being
leave, your uneducated favela monkey's opinion doesn't have high regard on heem
>cool guy respond without quotes, you're talking back with a cinematic horizon stare
>>66345560
if you believe that anderson silva in 2016, is a goat, then you just proved your opinions are crap.
Do steroids change the appearance of the face?
>>66345493
The good 'ole no look hook. Highly skilled boxing in MMA.
its almost 2am im too sleepy to type properly
tomorrow ill have a field day on the burguershit zerg
wtf is wrong with this thread? are yall niggas drunk?
>>66345567
holy fucking shit
he's literally like water
Please delete this thread and start with a new picture you stoopid fakin kant, it is very insensitive and anti-MMA lifestyle
>>66345472
To the Anon(s) that keeps posting pictures of DC with a caption about sucking Jon Jones' cock,
Thank you. I don't always post a "lel" or "kek" but it makes me smile every single Goddamn time. I can't help it. You are doing God's work. Keep it up.
Love,
Anon
>>66345584
>like w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶
snake oil
>>66345606
>God's work
>>66345612
nice fluke win conor, strange coincidence that it was the only relevant win in your career too
wink wink
im off to sleep
>>66345628
Nighty night, Aldo - good luck with the burger business!! Don't eat too many now, or you might injure yourself!
>>66345607
It's not snake oil, you retard. It's like yoga.
Post Fighters Spirit Animals
ile start
Fedor = GOAT
machida vs rumble, who wins?
>>66345612 .
>>66345665
Machida via flying crescent kick
What do you think?
>>66345661
I thought the casuals left?
>>66345662
Artem=T rex
>>66345607
>>66345584
>>66345567
>>66345661
>tfw i thought connor was going to pull out some nek level mewvment shit against nate and land a cheeky capoeira spinning head kick knock out
but no sorry it was all a meme
I just rewatched JBJ vs DC
It was a very close fight.
If DC tries to disengage the clinch in the early rounds and punish the legs of Jones he can win this fight. Jones got hit a lot too.
>>66345460
That's shitty ossobuco t b h
>>66345665
Rumble via decapitation. They'll have to cryogenically freeze the parts of Machida they find in the ring until medical technology can fix him.
>>66345460
What does heem stand for
>>66345493
i love it when the ref or whatever has to tackle the guy
>>66345711
>Disengage Jon "off season roids" Jones' clinch
>>66345722
This is heem
>>66345722
help earth, exterminate muslims
>>66345722
Hilariously
Entertaining
&
Epic
Memes
>>66345737
that's not heem cuz heem not sleepy
How old were you when you switched to boxing?
>daily reminder this is what weidmans spin kick would have done if he wasn't at 10%
>>66345612
This is pathetic that guy didn't even get hit
>>66345756
14
Then I finally matured at around 19 and went back to mixed martial arts and began studying Ginastica Natural
>>66345750
my mistake
>>66345662
>>66345745
Can I get a straight forward answer
Why /heem/ not /mma/
What does heem mean
>>66345771
Is that the guy from Lonely Island?
>>66345783
artem = neetrex
>>66345789
What
>>66345788
I have no idea, all I know is he didn't pay for his stream.
>>66345783
we're all fedor fans, so the name of the general was changed to Handsome Eastern European Men to allude to our romantic depiction of him
>>66345783
here everyone execrates muslims
>>66345800
catch up on the memes lad, you're embarrassing yourself
>>66345783
Because the people who frequent this thread don't take it seriously enough.
When is based sage northcutt fighting again
![um6ijro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U6wkepA.jpg "um6ijro[1].jpg")
>>66345783
>>66345711
post good ossobuco then u fukken cunt
>>66345789
>>66345800
>>66345814
>>66345821
OK I get it I'm a new fag
For the love of god what does heem mean
>>66345822
good post
>>66345843
Heem doesn't mean anything.
Just enjoy the discussions.
>>66345783
hits
engagements
entanglements
masturbation
it's the four pillars of a good fight training program.
artem lobov neetrex lads
>>66345851
Lol so why not call it /mma/
>>66345783
It means if you come around here asking something so stupid again my shin will be against your head before you can even react you DUMBFUCK
>>66345826
i went to a semi-fancy italian restaurant and ordered ossobuco but they were out so i got some kind of saffron sauce ravioli filled with chicken and porcini mushrooms. it was absolutely delicious with a curiously delicate flavor. im glad they were out of ossobuco and i got to try something new.
>>66345860
because this is /heem/
>>66345860
don't make me superman punch you
>>66345860
because this wouldn't make any sense then
>>66345783
We watch kickbox too
And grappling shit sometimes
and whatever the hell URFight was
so long as there's people being separated from their consciousness, we're there
>>66345860
>why not call it /mma/
>>66345843
I'll give you your answer anon, since you're so troubled by it.
There was some streetfight video on worldstar i think, and in it a dude gets completely knocked out cold, at which point the person filming zooms in on his unconscious face, and then the words "heem sleepy" appear on the screen. As in, "him sleepy" but with an accent.
It's really stupid, and underwhelming, and it really doesn't make sense since everybody uses it as a verb around here.
What's lobovs height and reach????
>>66345885
delet thus
>>66345885
it makes sense now
thanks anon
>>66345764
Aldo was OK, it's just Conor was too good.
>>66345885
>being this much of a newfag
L M A O
>>66345885
You forgot the part where he gets soccer kicked in the head by a line of people after he goes unconscious.
>>66345885
>believing this lie
heem yourself and delet this post asap
>>66345860
it's part tradition (>>66345885)
and part a measure to keep newfags away
people who have never been here will look for /mma/, and newfags who don't care enough to actually look for the mma general with more effort than pressing control-f tend to have shitty opinions
>>66345903
Aldo will go down in history as a better fighter than Conor. Not even a question. Casuals please leave.
>>66345906
Well yea it was brutal as fuck, the guy probably either died or had severe brain damage but I was just giving him the synopsis.
>>66345885
>newfriends will believe this
>>66345603
Is he the craziest person in YouTube ?
>>66345662
diaz brothers = cuddly bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZa1jFSZV-s
>>66345936
not even close pham
he doesn't even make gangstalking videos
>>66345944
who does?
>>66345918
>>better fighter
>>backs out of fight
>> gets knocked out in 16 seconds
wat
>>66345877
moar fresh heems pls
post lobov heems
>>66345918
Unfortunately, him pulling out of their first match, getting ko'd in 13 secs, being kind of a sore loser, and then all this embarrassing trash talk is all kind of a big blemish on what is likely the tail end of his career. And I was/am an aldo fan
>>66345860
Go back to r/MMA lad.
>>66345877
>when u get heemed so hard u turn into jesus
lmao
>>66345843
>google heem sleepy
>click the 2nd result which is a wshh video.
>??????
>profit
>>66345968
Why does rogan look black in this? Wtf
>>66345968
here you go pham
>>66345771
wtf drove Dana to act? was he in debt or what?
What will happen to McGregor if he loses in UFC 200?
>>66346102
dana is a superstar bro
he can do it all
>>66345607
>ponytail oil
>>66346121
I bet such a thing exists.
>>66346110
his hypetrain dies, he goes back to featherweight and stays either champion or a top contender for the rest of his career
you guys bought the fighter and the kid 3d season 1, right?
>>66346145
Why did people start clapping so long after he was clearly faking?
>Like DC
>Guy will be heemed by Jones.
That fucking height advantage. Jones didn't even notice DC's weight.
>>66346157
>people actually are DC fans
>>66345460
>2016
>meat
why and how are people still doing this? seriously watch a documentary. it's not very hard to learn.
THANK YOU BASED EDGAR
who /ohmy/ here?
post your walkout song my fellow memers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
>>66345560
Silva won that fight
Bisbing won more points
Literally nobody walked away thinking Bisping won, not even Bisping
>>66346181
reporting in
>>66346186
Silva won 1 round at most
He literally LITERALLY got rocked by Bisping 3 (three) times during the fight and almost finished
Anderson only did a cheapshot knee courtesy of the great Herb Dean's fuckup
Otherwise Bisping dominated that fight
#respect
>>66346201
(You)
>>66346206
+are correct
Sorry, phone fucked up
>bisping beat silva
>>66346183
>tfw you realize all of your boys are gonna get old and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1aF54DO60
>>66346215
If this dummy would have keep punching we wouldn't be talking about Silva vs Hall.
why doesn't anderson put his hands up? i heard it was cause he didn't want to be taken down but i thought he had good jits???
>he thinks Anderson beat Nick
>>66346215
this is such bullshit, mark hunt can do walkoff heems
but the goat can't
thanks a lot herb u dumb fuck
>>66346226
who's this cum drum?
>>66346224
he relies on countering people as they come in. hands down is bait. he's been figured out but he's a dumb nigger so he keeps doing it anyways.
>>66346229
>>66346222
There was barely a second left in the round
>>66345668
best filename ive seen in a month
>tfw nsac has deprived us of several years of prime nick diaz
weed should be legal, this is straight up bullshit
fuck you pat cuntvall and retroactively fuck keith kizer
>>66346246
Weed is a gateway drug. Nick should have followed the rules.
>>66346232
he started keeping his hands down during/after the first chael fight after he got wrestlefucked
it was effective in stuffing takedowns
>>66346229
Also as soon as Bisping falls he raises his hand to protect his head, whereas Mir was clearly out of it, unfocused, and had his hands by his sides. It's a very different thing.
Also, celebrating before the ref ends it is literally Palhares-tier stupidity
Which country has the best fighters?
>>66346247
>>66346249
he did hands down before that, as early as cote i think
>>66345662
>2frauds.bmp
At least Fedor had the balls to not pull off the world's most insecure combover
>>66346260
>stopping beating someone because they cant defend themselves before a dumbass ref recognizes it is stupid
the state of your logic m8
>>66346280
how is he so confident the ref is stopping it???
>>66346270
i think you'd be suprised
>>66346272
>>66346284
He's actually not that much.
He just doesn't care.
>>66346284
if you've ever knocked out someone, i have btw a few times, you know the punch connected and the guy is hurt
you can feel the ko punch, it feels different than other punches, the way it jacks their jaw it doesnt even feel like you hit them hard but the jaw snaps hard and they're hurt
>>66346286
>I rate Fedor
>>66346280
Mark Hunt is of course the exception, he's a heavyweight though and at that weight one clean connection will almost certainly end it, especially if you have bricks for hands as he does
It's not as clear at middleweight, and especially not if Bisping has his hands up to defend his head as soon as he goes down, which he does
>>66346286
does wandy have a diamond on his tooth here?
>>66346289
>>66346292
>tfw thought you had to punch the eye to ko a dude
haven't got into a fight ever since I realised that...
>>66346285
>>66346299
literally got punched into meme land
Has Schaub commented on MMA being legal in New York?
>>66346313
Gotta get the right shoes for the right broadcast first, mang
>>66346296
how about when bisping knocked out forrest and forrest puts his hand up to defend himself
is that not a heem because he put his hand up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt1IIJMpcgI
are you really trying to say that middleweights dont have one punch ko power?
what a fucking goof you are swecuck
>>66345472
it's from the press conference where DC repeatedly asks Jon if he wants him to suck his dick
>>66346201
lol what cheapshot? You mean Bisping tried using the ref to get an extra time advantage like hes done countless times before?
Bisbing tried gaming it there, an Silva called out his BS and kneed the fuck out of him for it
Everybody knows Silva won the fight but Bisping scored more points. Just listen to Bispings post fight interview, thats not what a winner says even the whole crows is too confused to cheer fro the winner
>>66346341
>Everybody knows Silva won the fight
not even close.
>>66345662
>Fedor = GOAT
Checks out.
>>66345711
>DC tries to disengage the clinch
Literally the only damage DC did was in the clinch.
>>66346327
Hes quite obviously done and clearly KOed in that video you fucking retard
>>66346341
>everyone knows Silva won the fight
*Every casual thinks
>yfw daniel cormier heems jon with an uppercut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWuGnoyoBU
>>66346341
bisping knocked silva down twice, in exchanges in the pocket
silva knocked bisping down once and it was while bisping wasn't even fighting
idc who you think won the fight, silva Absolutely Sucks
>>66346361
Kinda not really, he connected with good shots from the boxing range and some good kicks too.
But all the knees and elbows he ate made him gas, plus the kicks to the body from the long range.
He has to keep the pressure and mantain the short range while avoiding the clinch at the same time, that's what i'm trying to say.
>>66346346
>>66346363
Bisping was literally dead after the fight
Bisping may have won a number of tally marks contest against Silva
But everybody knows Silva won the fight
>>66346370
nice mem bro
>>66346377
if you're feelin froggy then jump my nigga
>>66346369
Why is DC so unlikable?
>>66346369
i saw this same fight while crusing youtube a couple weeks ago
brutal upperut
>>66346375
Won the fight against winning lol
>>66346386
i would literally kill you....
well maybe not kill you, but i'd heem you pretty good
>>66346370
lol this is the face of a person who won a fight
thats the stance of someone who won
yeah right quit lying to yourself
>>66346391
>he just saw DC vs Silva
And they call me a casual lmao
![Hendricks_Excuse_Maker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DdWYyMf.jpg "Hendricks_Excuse_Maker[1].jpg")
>>66346416
>but lok at his face
>>66346419
No. We call you black.
>>66346264
>dat webm
It's like the 40th time I've seen it and it still makes me laugh
Today is my birthday and literally NO ONE said happy birthday, it's 4am
Close to permaheeming myself t b h
>>66346433
Thanks for that.
>>66346390
Hes not, it was just the Irish people shitposting in real life at the press conference. they cheered for any white fighter or for the most normie fighters possible. Jon Jones is a lot more marketable and friendly to the McGregor based UFC fan. Jones looks like someone theyd hang out with after a football game in highschool, Cormier loooks like someone theyd make fun of while hes eating at lunch minding his own business. Irish fans and casual fans are shit, the posting quality of heem has only imrpoved since McGoobs defeat
>>66346415
im in greensboro north carolina. i will fistfuck your face into the asphalt of a harris teeter parking lot. get at me pussy
>>66346442
Happy birthday, my white /heem/ friend.
>>66346446
dude i'm like 30 minutes away, do not be scared
i will heem you into a living death
>>66346429
except in this case everybody knew hendricks won by points and by damage
Silva won by damage by far but not by points
>>66346442
are you a manlet? they might not have seen you
>>66346449
thanks, i love you all
>>66346459
meme
>>66346456
Half those people are literal cucks.
>Cuck thomas
>Cuckmetric
Fucking really?
Build Wall.
>>66346442
Happy birthday.
>>66346443
>>66346390
>blaming Cormier's unpopularity on McGregor
lolfag
>>66346480
This. McGregor is a legit nigger.
ya'll niggas got heems?
>>66346443
Jones the guy you make friend with in college for the parties, DC's the guy you make friends with after getting a job for bbq parties and retirement plannings.
Which fighters do you want to die? I'll start:
>Ross Pearson
>>66346443
Nah, even before that. There's something about him and Cain. They're just so unremarkable as people that I start to resent them for it.
>>66346487
early stoppage 2bh
>>66346487
Here, enjoy this webm
>inb4 i r8 Fedor
>>66346480
No im blaming McGregor fans, the type of obnoxious indiviudals attracted to the UFC who shitpost cheering at press conferences
>>66346486
He knocked out midgets
>>66346456
>mfw Robbery Lawler is champion because of 2 bad decisions and a jew nose
>>66346504
>this casual faggot hater
>>66346504
OHHHH HE GOT ROCKED MIKE
for some reason i love heems like this where the guy is out cold and he takes some clean shots to the jaw as his head is bounced off the canvas
anyone got more like this?
>>66346487
Hope he signs with lellator/wsof soon and gets a fight.
I need some more 155 Wonderboy heems in my life.
>>66346488
Pretty accurate
>>66346516
I have a brown sock covered in cum stains that looks like him.
>>66346496
Weirdo
>>66346503
Villante is big as fuck.
>>66346515
>getting rocked by fujita
ayyyyy lmao
>>66346496
None of them, you weirdo.
>>66346516
They're taking a while to announce McGregor Diaz II.
Is it actually going to happen or not?
>>66346502
i think youre just the guy who would make fun of cormier for no reason to be honest
comier is really cool person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y88dQBN3P4k
watch his post fight analysis stuff with fox too its anything but unremarkable
>>66346534
Probably dangled it out there as a bit of a litmus test
>>66346534
I hope not
>>66346502
That's actually a pretty common thing.
Normal people in those kind of situations just get on people's nerves.
post your boys
>>66346456
So did Nate lose to Conor because of the gash over his head and the hickey on his neck?
Of course not, that's completely aesthetic, if you're getting outpunched and dropped numerous times throughout the fight, in each round, and can't fucking finish a concussed zombie, then you didn't win shit, you stupid fuck
alright
>>66346503
delet this
>>66346550
>>66346369
>knocks out TRT Bigfoot
I wonder how much the weight cut deprives DC of his power. Even Firas Zahabi said the rematch will either go the distance or ending in a stoppage by Jones when DC has a legit punchers chance.
>>66346550
new dad
>>66346529
that quality is great and just amazing to watch perfect technique like that applied
when is italy gonna stream some events again?
>>66346552
No he lost because he got lit the fuck up with punches, turned into a panic wrestler, then choked the fuck out
Bisping was literally retarded in the post fight interview fro mtaking so much brain damage from SIlva
>>66346542
I was a fat kid until HS so I'm not really the bullying type. DC just annoys me irrationally.
>>66346561
Fires knows more about fighting than I ever will but he also kept calling McGregor's left hand the touch of death.
>>66346550
>>66346568
And still outfought him
Sounds like Silva is a really shitty fighter and didn't win anything
You can't concede that he won on points then say he lost the fight, as snarky as you're trying to be, that literally makes no sense
UR fight needs to get maia for the next grappling match, who should be his opponent?
>>66346571
Even fat kids can be bullies
>>66346552
Please stop posting le wacky hair carbohydrate man.
does joanna finish her this time?
>>66346580
Schaub.
>>66346586
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM
And if you don't agree, then YE ON THE GAS and need to CARB THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID KUNT
should i bother watching ufc events with ronda in them?
>>66346578
>And still outfought him
This didnt happen though
Silva won the exchanging of fists, Bisping won a higher number of tallys on a scoring card
Is Conor Dana's boy?
>>66346591
Reminder
>>66346593
Her co-mains and mains were always tasty or meme.
the 30 bananas a day guy is funny as fuck. he's good at talking too
>>66346597
>Silva won the exchanging of fists
This literally isn't true no matter what way you try to say it
has anyone here ever felt like this?
i have, not in a long time though
anyone want to let out a primal scream with me?
perhaps vocaroo it
>>66346609
it is for the amount of damage done. Silva was still fresh after 5 rounds, Bisping was on his deathbed. This can clearly be seen
Stop lying to yourself
>>66346614
I don't think i ever felt that.
hey guys i'm torrenting a huge 62gb file of all wec fights
anyone got requests for webms from wec?
i cant stream, but perhaps italy could stream some wec events
also good morning russian alcoholic, hope your buzzed and ready to shitpost
>>66346620
>it is for the amount of damage done
Good thing that neurotypicals don't measure fights that way
Unfortunate for you
>>66346627
Low test
>Rogan unironically linked Gizmodo
>>66346636
What are you talking about? I said Bisping won the points
Its just that Silva won the fight
>>66345567
Not going to lie that looks pretty neato
>>66346652
As I said, us neurotypicals judge fights differently
Also known as "objectively"
Non-neurotypicals such as yourself look for blood and autism because you're incapable of rational thought
lets do some matchmaking /heem/, what fights do you want to see and think should be put together?
i want to see:
gilbert melendez vs al iaquinta
max holloway vs charlie oliveira II
mitrione vs cheik kongo
fedor vs wanderlei
edgar vs aldo, winner fights conor
nate diaz vs rda II
conor vs cowboy
>>66346660
>Edgar v Aldo, winner fights Conor
dana
pure aggression
this is the physical manifestation of testosterone
>>66346510
I'm telling you Wonderboy would light Lawler the fuck up.
