Saturday 3/26 (all times EST)
NYCFC @ New England Revolution (Noon)
DC United @ FC Dallas (2:30 pm)
Vancouver Snowcaps @ Houston Dynamo money mo problems(7pm)
Friday April 1
New England & the Revolution @ NY Red Balls (4pm)
Saturday April 2
Chicago Fire @ Philadelphia Onion (2pm)
Colorado Rapids @ Rob Ford Memorial FC (5pm)
Sporting KFC @ Real Salt Lake (5:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Columbu Screw (6pm)
Seattle Sounders @ Montreal Impact (7pm)
Vancouver Pinkcaps @ LA Galaxy (7pm)
San Jose Earthquakes @ AC/DC United (7:30pm)
Sunday 4/3
Orlando City FC @ Portland Timberlakes
How do we fix MLS, lads?
Relevant:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soccer-insider/wp/2016/03/21/collision-course-mls-schedule-vs-fifa-calendar/
Someone just please put Chicago out of its misery
I can't bear to watch us be in the bottom of the table again this year
>>66344599
Seattle will be right there with you, m8.
There's still a perfectly good thread that hasn't hit the limit yet
>>66315374
>>66344530
--We fix NASL in the 1980s by removing corrupt owner Donald Trump (done).
--We make enough money so we can poach all the good players from Europe
-- We legalize the forward pass
>>66344623
Looks like last weeks thread to me
>>66344645
So? There's no games for a few more days.
>>66344707
And those games are previewed... right here
>>66344728
But why not just let the other thread die before making this one? You couldn't wait a few more hours?
Screw it, I'm juggling both. I hope we get some non-American butthurt
>>66344747
>>66344767
>resurrecting a dead thread because you want 500 replies
So sad. So mad.
>>66344777
Trips confirm it's the right thing to do.
>>66344767
Same
>>66344777
Checked, and honestly who cares? I'm done bullshitting ya.
Is Tree Man a sign that the Sounders are going to win the league?
>>66344822
Morris is a sign that they're not doing anything.
Would you guys start a player that is known to dazzle on the field but puts in a horrible performances in training?
>>66344519
>Albuquerque Wanderers
Did whoever made this image just make up names?
>>66344519
>No Inland Empire team
I'm not a fan of san jose earthquakes (I'm a fan of the Portland Timbers)
but this logo to me is better than they have right now
>>66345154
>houston and miami colors
There best logo was the clash
>>66344961
Yes
>>66344519
Are these confirmed expansion teams or just conjecture?
>>66344856
>Memeis
Has a college draftee turned mls player ever flopped as hard as he has?
>inb4 i-its t-too early to tell!
He's been playing like absolute dogshit, probably even worse than when he played in the youth national team
>>66346353
>old mlels logo
>a dead franchise
just a fan pic. no way canada gets another team
>>66346385
That's a relief on both accounts. What do you think of San Antonio's chances of getting a franchise?
>>66344519
You left out atl united dipshit
>>66344599
Have faith in the new coach. He's gonna bring one of his serbian kids from the u20 wc to Chicago iirc
>>66346380
Who on that team hasn't been shit?
>>66345005
Pretty sure, yes.
>>66345148
How about a Boardwalk Empire team, amirite?
>>66346353
Wild conjecture. Found this on a Google search and iLol'd. You know it's old too cuz it has the old MLS logo.
>>66346406
I did not make this graphic. Make your own fucking graphic.
>>66344519
delet this
>>66346495
>Sacramento
>2016
I hate to break this to you, but..........
>>66346514
pic says 2020, m80
With the shitshow that was Toledo and Geiger this weekend, I ask: Is there even a mediocre Ref in all of PRO?
Also, Gantar is a gigantic fuck too.
This two thread shit is confusing. You autists need to chill.
>>66348735
There is, but if their shit calls ratio isn't over a certain point, they get stuck being ARs and board holders
>>66348870
Last night the other thread was basically two turbo autists supporting NY teams hating the other for not liking what the other liked. Was sad.
>>66348924
I don't see the problem, nothing else to talk about in the middle of the week.
>>66348966
>Both NY teams trying to get sympathy for their shit fans.
>"Muh history" "Muh shit soccer dads"
Literally both fans are the same people. They need to come to terms with it.
This general is so dead without me you all need me
>>66349157
Post frogs IE
>>66349001
one team has existed since 1994 and is based in NJ. The other is neither.
>>66344530
>fix MLS
I wasn't aware MLS needed fixing.
>>66349203
>One team is a consistent failure, the other is a consistent failure in the making
Both the fans and the teams are the same shit from a neutral perspective.
>mfw this is our year
>>66349339
Can you make a webm of Buscher killing that kid in the preseason game?
>>66349410
I thought we already had it?
>>66349441
Haven't seen it. Do you need the vid?
>>66349530
the vid if you have it or the match, then I can look it up
>>66349530
Found the incident was in the Montreal vs DC pre season game, gimme like half an hour because I have download the entire game lel
>NYCFC's Jason Hernandez has been called up for the PR national team
Finally a player I actually know.
>>66349629
Why does PR even have a national team?
>>66349410
>>66349530
got you senpai
>>66346523
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>66349978
Thanks
Freddy Adu scored a free kick yesterday.
>Post yfw SKC lifts the MLS Cup
>mfw
CONCACAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>>66350138
AME 0-0 TIG
BORING AS FUCK FAMILIA
>>66350117
Your actual >fw
>>66349978
SNIPER!
>>66349978
>Saving Private Ryan.webm
>Soon: why the fuck does this thread exist edition
>>66350214
NYers sank the last one.
>>66344519
so how accurate is this pic? are they actually going to expand ft lauderdale strikers instead of miami fc?
>>66350260
>no Atlanta
its fucked
>Soon
>>66350260
It's not accurate at all. The Cosmos will never join MLS until someone else buys the team. And Beckham Utd is still on (for now)
>>66350260
Read the thread f@m, it's just a random mockup someone made.
>>66350294
>no
>>66350285
doesnt cosmos have oil money?
also I never understood why the strikers never wanted to join? they need a new owner. they seem to be pretty successful in the nasl level
>>66350260
>asking 4chan instead of google
This picture was wild conjecture from a couple years ago; only confirmed expansion teams are ATL and MIN next year, with MIA to follow once they have a stadium deal / team name.
Nothing else confirmed, oldness of OP confirmed by old MLS logo, which was changed to this a couple years ago already.
>>66350323
Cosmos are owned by a white guy with ties to Kroenke for the shirt sponsor. They're literally only being held together by Pele being alive
>>66350323
A MLS team failed in Tampa already. Times have changed but the league might get too crowded for Tampa.
Tampa has one thing going for them:
>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR
>>66350285
>Cosmos
NYC already has the Red Bulls and NYCFC, there will be no other NY teams.
REMINDER: The original NASL failed because Trump personally ran it into the ground.
>>66350362
They have meme power and Heather. The only thing you need to be in MLS tbqh
>>66350362
>Teams previously failed/folded in Tampa AND Miami.
If the Miami one is actually successful this time, we shall see.
I'd be curious to see if anyone wants to march to the match downtown in 100 degree heat, tho.
>>66350413
Hopefully Beckham FC really fixes up the area its in. I heard its in a really shitty area and you need to walk like 5 blocks through it to get from parking to the stadium.
It would be literally world class if they built some sort of covered street that leads to the stadium. It will be like that place in Vegas.
You dont even have to go all-out like vegas. you dont even need to build a structure... you could just cover it like pic related from Malaga.
>>66350474
>i used the wrong pic.
Malaga puts linens n shit up
>>66350490
Could've been worse.
>>66350323
NASLEL delusions
Also the strikers get only 4.4k a game
Which is more than a thousand less than average
>>66350362
Those teams failed because they couldn't get an owner to an owner willing to take the big losses those teams were having
Now since MLS is more stable, they might be apt to do it
>>66350739
There's a safety net in MLS now. It's why the Rowdies owner changed his mind and is in a hurry to build a 15k seater. Once you're in, you're free to be Kroenke and bask in shared revenue until you get enough GAM to do shit
>>66350806
I'm still not entirely convinced Bill Edwards would be willing to move to MLS
I'm pretty sure he's trying to convince the city that he's "attempting" to but the NASL delusions still run deep in him
>>66350362
>>66350474
>>66350413
>>66350676
CITIES IN FLORIDA BY LIKELIHOOD OF GETTING AN EXPANSION FRANCHISE POWER RANKINGS
0. Orlando
1. Miami
2. Jacksonville
.
.
91. Gainesville
92. Melbourne
93. Tallahassee
.
.
.
901. West Palm Beach
902. Daytona
903. Pensacola
.
.
.
.
9001. St. Pete
9002. Fort Myers
9003. St. Augustine
.
.
.
.
.
90000000000000001. Fort Lauderdale
90000000000000000000000001^9001. Tampa Bay
>>66350841
Only three reasons why I think he'd do it is for a city funded stadium, a slice of that OCSC crowd and the NY transplant money 4-6 times a year.
>>66350853
>no key west
>not wanting to level everything on the historic island to make room for a stadium and surface level parking
>not wanting to sit on the 2 lane 7 mile bridge for 15 hours trying to get to the game.
>not wanting to sit in 100+ heat all the time
Taking a boat to the game would be cool tho.
>>66351215
Key West would actually be really cool. They could put the stadium on the water like they were thinking about doing in Miami. The only big concern I'd have would be the hurricanes though. And the drive would be hellishly long.
>>66351252
it would be funny if the state of florida just dumped all their resources into that and widened all the ports/harbors so shitloads of cruise ships could pull up to key west. Everyone goes on cruises from wherever to Key West to see their team when it's in town.
would be based but totally unpractical.
>>66351315
I'd be down for a soccer cruise to Key West. Depart from New Orleans if you're in the middle of the country and sail on the gulf. Would be cool.
>>66351315
>>66351252
>>66351215
>Not building the stadium on top of the parking garage
>not re-opening the Flagler railway to a high speed rail to get people to the games from Miami
>>66351351
soccer cruises in general need to be more of a thing. could work in yurostan. like those viking river cruises except just for taking you to different soccer games.
>>66351381
>tfw no Viking River Cruises in the US
I see those commercials and want to do it really bad. I like being near water. It's comfy.
>Soon
On the subject of cruises, I thought I read somewhere people wanted to do a boat cruise to the match kind of thing for the Union, not sure if it was real but that would be pretty based
>>66351555
Some fucks were talking about it on twitter and here.
I'd be down, make a dock with a bar also so you can get some extra $$$
Also I think the ruin down building by the SoB lot should be made into a club house.
>>66351555
>Ywn have a soccer cruise that starts with NYCFC at pier 40, stops at philly, Miami/Key West and ends in PR for PRFC
;-;
Bros....Why is Araragi Koyomi a best?
>>66350413
its never gets up to 100 degrees. its most likely 90+ degrees with 90% humidity.
you dont know florida weather
>>66350676
I was comparing them to the other NASL level teams
>LAFC trademarking "The Wings"
>>66352012
>inb4 period jokes
>>66352012
isn't that a red bull thing?
>>66352012
Red Bull lawsuit in 3...2...
>>66352012
What will LAFC's TV abbreviation be?
>yfw they cuck the LAGS and get "LA"
>MLS still growing
>NHL expansion stalled
>NFL+MLB+NBA stagnated
Damn. It's good to be a gangster.
>>66352433
>tfw LAFC takes LA
>Tfw TV literall makes >lags a reality
>lags
>>66352434
Some of those leagues should contract too desu
>>66352584
Probably, but as long as there's a profit, the owners give zero fucks.
>>66352564
Every city with two teams has to have a Clippers/Islanders/Cubs. Sorry.
Union will win the cup this year and expose and all you niggas are going to cry
>Lags
>Jew York
>Texass
>Memecadia
>Floyovers
All y'all about to get B L A C K E D
>>66352655
Aren't the union playing in the Dumpster Fire Derby next week?
>>66352682
Chiraq already played that in week one
>>66352708
>Implying the Jewnion aren't also part of Trashcadia
>>66352708
>any time two eastern conference teams play each other its a dumpster fire derby
Sounds about right.
WE REAL
>>66352758
No, this is Real. I understand 0-3 is bad but don't go full retard.
>>66352758
LY BAD
>>66352758
>shit fans
>shit city
>shit team
>>66352828
>yfw you realize Seattle is the Arsenal of North America
>>66352758
>Fight
>And "win"
>Seattle wins
>ABS's triggered
>Seattle loses
>ABS's triggered
wew
>>66352898
(You)
>>66352860
I don't know what that means but something tells me i should be offended af
>>66352860
Arsenal actually won something important though. Seattle will never know how that feels.
>>66352969
GIVE IT TIME.
>implying Sigi won't be fired by seasons end.
>implying he won't be replaced by someone to make you jelly
>implying greentext isn't Sounder colors.
>>66353171
Sounders fans don't realize that Sigi is a top 5 coach. They'll probably hire Backe or Kreis and flop even harder.
>>66353202
He's had 7 years to win MLS Cup with one of the most expensive rosters in MLS. Regardless of how good he is, which is debatable in 2016, its time for them to make a change.
>>66353386
Doesn't change the fact that if he gets fired, the next coach will inheret a team that only plays to Sigi's system. If you think last year was bad, new coach probably won't even make playoffs in the west.
>>66353423
Well they should have let him go at the end of last year, and let a new coach rebuild the team. Changing a coach mid season is a recipe for disaster.
Its still MLS, they can bring a Drogba tier DP in the summer and make the playoffs.
>tfw breaks suck
guess i'm off mlels for a bit.
>>66353519
MLS allows only 1 buyout in the offseason. You have to pray that somebody else buys all of your players because your waived players will still be on your salary cap.
>>66353202
If Sigi hasn't won a cup with carte blanche in this many years at the helm, SPOILERS: He's not a top 5 coach.
>>66353595
But he has?
>>66353550
Yeah it feels like shit. I don't know why the whole league didn't take a break.
>yfw you are going to destroy shitty MLS centrebacks
One year of hurt will soon be over, Orlando City lads
>>66353595
>>66353519
>>66353386
Don't let me stop you from fucking yourselves over by firing the only coach that knows how to work all those stars, though. If you think someone can step in and handle it, you're probably right
>Muh Pellers
>>66353661
>stars
Dempsey and?
>>66353685
Alonso, Ivanshitter, Valdez, Joevin and Brad Evans. But don't let me stop you from selling your players, you're probably right.
hey guys
im new to mls
has seattle won a title yet?
>>66353711
>implying any of those are stars
I'm not even a soundersfag, but you can tell that Sigi isn't making it work. Only 2 other coaches have been with the same team as long he has, Arena and Vermes, and both of them have won MLS Cup with their teams.
Yes, the fans that called for Sigi's head 2-3 years ago were wrong. LA owned MLS Cup, and there was just nothing you could do about it. Things are different now. Sigi in Seattle isn't working, and there's no reason to think that its magically going to start working.
>>66353661
This is America. We drive a dumptruck full of money to whoever is coaching Man U and say "kneel."
>>66349732
Because we can nigga
>>66354037
ARE SOUNDERS FAGS THIS DELUSIONAL
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
It's refreshing to know that Seattle fans don't know what roster turnover encompasses.
>>66354096
Keep it 100
>>66354162
>current team wont make playoffs
>hurr Seattle is ruined if they make any changes
No sense in doubling down on it.
>>66354117
Are Premier League fans so delusional they honestly believe they can outspend America at ANYTHING?
>>66354162
It's different for MLS than everywhere else.
>>66354292
What manager would honestly come to MLS over Europe if they had the choice?
>>66354287
Welcome to /sp/.
>>66354292
>forgetting its a business.
Comparing epl revenue to mls
>>66354304
>>66354287
That's the problem. It's closer to American sports where you have to phase players out gradually instead of just dumping them off to vitesse. The Sounders are basically the Knicks with draft picks
>>66354355
For $20 million a year? Probably anyone.
>>66354355
Well, money took scolari and eriksson to china.
>>66354393
>congratulations, you won EUFA Champions League
>congratulations, you won MLS Cup
One of these things is worth more than 20 mil.
>>66354393
Unless you're Vieira, you're not making that retarded amount of money.
MCB coach is a fucking dream job for the year before they fire you.
>>66354417
>Congratulations, you lost to Barcelona in the finals
FTFY
>>66354435
>made it to the Champions League final
Still some rarified air.
>>66354444
>Made it to the semis
Let's face it, someone has to lose to Bayern too.
>Soon
>>66354541
Go away, autist
>>66354533
>never
>Wanderers
>AC
>Sporting
>Real
>Dynamo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""""FC""""""""""
>>66344530
Introduce relegation.
>>66354571
>no promotion
This.
>>66354566
We have a wanderers? This is news.
>>66354037
holy fuck what am I reading
>>66354613
found the retard
>>66354571
The only way pro/rel ever happens needs the following to occur first:
1) MLS to get too big to realistically expand anymore (30 teams, 3 conferences?)
2) NASL to survive until then and start bringing in additional markets, because 30 teams still leaves a lot of places to go
3) NASL figures out how to use their non-single-entity advantages to become a true major competitor
4) some ginormous NFL/AFL style merger happens to create a (closed) 2 or 3 division structure
This will probably never happen, but there is assuredly no other way the powers that be would ever allow it to happen
>>66354553
damn
>Soon
can we argue about new york again
>>66354779
>arguing about which bad team is worse
No thank you.
When is Minnesota United FC in MLS?
>>66354848
never
>united
>>66354805
This.
>>66354848
In one year.
>>66354872
best logo
>>66355332
That may or may not be racist
>>66355332
Wow best sponsor in Soceer for USA right there
>>66352433
>yfw
>No pic attached
Glad I'm leaving this place for reddit
>MLS trying to hype up canada's chance at beating mexico
>>66356032
>It's another Larin and Akindele get exposed as frauds episode
>>66355951
this guy is literally mad that not everyone has a folder of reaction images saved on their computer
>Soon
>>66356064
>It's another /mls/ is obsessed with the "exposing" of players
>>66356159
>*episode
>>66355332
>Crest
Oh shit I didn't know the Oilers were getting resurrected.
>Soon
>>66356749
>turf
>>66356846
It's called Drogba deterrant
>Soon
>>66356877
Sounds more like getting cucked by NFL
>le cancer man actually cares about us!
>>66356937
He didnt get into sports just for the business. Cancer survivor man bought them as his play things to throw money at and tinker with, he does show shitloads of affection for them. He has Home Depot money for life, he doesn't need to ripoff sports fans.
>>66357185
>le cancer man actually cares!
>>66356877
>Drogba deterrant
Waiting till 2017 is pretty good deterrent as it is.
>>66357185
>is rich
>therefore he can make poor business decisions
not if it affects my fucking team winning, asshat
>>66357233
the thing is, fuck your team.
>>66357289
>Fuck you if you're not my team!
Fuck you if you're my team or ot.
How many designated player slots are left in the MLS?
Is there a list?
>>66344519
>Detroit Spirit
>Started to dig the idea
>pleasantly surprised to find it actually exists.
Sure, are they joining or what?
>>66357678
http://pressbox.mlssoccer.com/content/designated-players
You can't trade DP slots though.
>>66357679
Never
BTW they don't want to join anyways
>>66357289
... said the rich asshole who is killing the world
>>66357679
Buy lots of tickets an maybe.
Oh, also bring back the entire auto industry to Detroit.
>>66357679
>Detroit Spirit
Legit not sure if that's a brand of cigarette, or an airline.
>>66357679
They're joining based NASL, friend.
>>66357757
malt liquor
>>66357805
>NASL
>based
>>66357820
Got a problem with that?
>>66357738
But we have Faygo and Vernors and some big snack company and, oh, that's junk food that people are trying to eat less of...
Anyhow we are building a bunch of hockey stuff. Possibly a "Gordie Howe".
>>66357757
I really dig the whole Ayn Rand-esque Industrialist theme, though.
>>66357815
Okay, that's way cooler than the other two.
>>66354566
besides Real, what is wrong with any of those?
Hey guys anyone want a drink?
>>66357939
will you bring the meth?
>>66357805
I thought NASL was just throwing a team up there and ignoring DCFC
>>66357860
Just the lying worse then Ted Cruz part
>>66357903
It's not called football here
>>66357939
at buffalo wild wings about to do some crazy shit to ensure overtime I see.
Lmao Wake Me Up Inside started playing and I started chuckling to myself 4chan has ruined me. I'm pretty buzzed
>>66358273
>Posting on 4chan while drunk on a Thursday
You're sad
>>66358279
its still wednesday in flyover empire
>>66358304
Actually it's still Wednesday for me too. I forgot how to days of the week
>implying Sounders aren't Weed Color
YOU KNOW THIS
SOON.
>>66358684
dat light fluffy sativa color.
>>66344519
Why do they change the badges every fucking year?
>>66359087
They don't?
>Nobody. Likes. Us.
>We. Don't. Care.
>>66359187
Nobody cares.
Fuck I started a new thread but I was trying to post my pic in a new thread
Fuck we got cucked again guys
>>66359274
>my gfs daughter likes Liga MX so I watch it with her
KEK
U
C
K
>>66359274
Time to push for more CCL games then
>>66359274
>my daughter
fukkin dropped
>>66359274
>Her daughter would rather watch Liga MX than MLS
>mfw she didnt fall for the meme
>>66359335
>>66359335
This. Any other response is shit tier. Unless her daughter is a piece of ass and you're going for the 3-way action.
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAg8L9snDTM
>>66344519
Which MLS team is America's team?
>>66359707
Not FC Dallas.
>>66359707
Key West FC
>>66355332
I like those.
>>66355332
>admiral making a nice kit.
I didn't think it was possible brehs.
I hit up a couple Roughnecks games last season, I definitely want to see how good that Pakistani kid is. Apparently he's MLS tier.
Hello folks , this is Pratt and Whitney stadium located in East Hartford, Connecticut. This is the nicest stadium in my state. It's right near downtown capital of the state and there's an international Airport near by.
We always host US Soccer friendlies and on April 6th, the Women will face Colombia.
Will we ever get a professional Soccer team at this location? The stadium is empty and it's basically only used for College Handegg. This place also has real grass , no Turf Crap.
There were plans for a team called Hartford City FC but it fell through because of Fruad. This would of been an eventual NASL bid. This is something my state needs !
>>66360947
Also , 40,000 seats
>>66360947
That looks comfy tbqhwy
>>66360947
just drive to new york or whatever, it's not that far
>>66360973
Why does New York and Boston get to have everything? I'm perfectly fine with a Division 2 or 3 team playing here. I want to see some live footy after work regularly. The place sits here collecting dust apart from the occasional friendly or international cup
>>66360961
Thankyou Portugal friend , built in 2003
>>66359274
>Queer emojis
>daughter
fucking loser
>>66361009
Because it would be too fucking hard to separate it from the New York market
However this is why I think pro/rel will eventually happen
Too many markets being missed
>>66361078
Hartford isn't in the New York market. Western Massachusetts is 25 miles away. NYC is 108 miles away.
>>66361105
New York's market is NY, NJ, CT and some of PA
Post your team's Cruyffs
>>66363267
Cancer is scary
LocksTheFox just showed up on my twitterfeed as a RT of someone I follow and my walls are closing in.
>Soon
>>66357903
>besides Real, what is wrong with any of those?
It's excruciatingly perfect that only your flag would ask this question
