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#lifegoals 2nd edition (renting doesnt count)
Comfy international break week 2nd sub-edition
Old thread: >>66301290
>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
First for Poland -1
>>66342971
S H A K I N G
>>66343079
Done my absolute nut on this one la
>>66343150
Can't feel my noggin. What on EARTH is that price?
At home
to SERBIA
Quivering.
Jannie you fucking cuck, why'd you ban me?
To make it on topic,
S H A K I N G at value of tomorrow
>>66343243
wtb friendo?
>>66343223
>implying Serbia are bad
The info makes it a good bet
Stuck 4 figs on -0.5 @ 2.05
Hope you lids are right
>>66343249
Janitor to kill himself in 2 years tops.
inb4 he bans me for this post
>>66343252
WAH WAH GOO GOO PLS TELL ME THE INFO
i'll prestake it like a good boy
>>66343264
i'll offer 1.4
>>66343274
Consider reading threads rather than just coming into them and posting. Last thread obv
>>66343295
Is it just what that serbian anon said?
That isn't good info lid
>>66343289
Value tbqh.
I offer odds of 2.1 on him being SP. He LITERALLY banned me because he dislikes my persona in these threads, what a cuck.
I bet he is a seething little penny punting slug, tears!
>>66342926
euans editions a shit edition
>>66343318
this
it's the kind of thing my mum shares on facebook
>>66343306
Are you implying its inaccurate? Because it isn't and googling for proof isn't hard either.
Same Serbian that put 27p down on a "fix"?
ON HUGE
>>66343342
I cant find any evidence of a "boycott". All I've got is Tadic and Gudelj whinging they've been dropped
>>66343318
>>66343333
>he doesnt line the walls of his betting office with pictures of nice houses and cars to bring focus and positivity
What are you going to buy when you make it big time?
>>66343409
>spending 12 hours/day alone in front of your laptop so you can get a 7% ROI in asia
>>66343409
pmsl i didn't think real life people actually did this
Either way, I won't waste my millions a house in a less developed, hotter country.
Probably just gonna shack up in a big house in the country with a lot of land and some nice cars.
>>66343431
>not getting an apartment in the middle of London and inviting models over to fuck
>>66343455
>seeing this as an enjoyable lifestyle
pmsl enjoy your loneliness liddo
>>66343392
Tadic strongly implied a number of players were against the current manager and there may soon be a huge backlash against him.
Sure they aren't outright saying they wouldn't play or wouldn't play well but at the very least its proof of a fractured dressing room.
>>66343420
>7% ROI
>stake £100mil
>???
>millionaire
>>66343431
Then my next thread will be dedicated to you.
>>66343455
Cringe.
>>66343431
>wanting to stay in this shithole country
>>66343526
You must be from the north
>>66343455
>living in muslimville
>>66343473
Have sex.
>>66343477
Cringe.
>>66343540
wrong
>>66343598
Excellent retort
Friendly reminder that tops 5 people are in long term profit in these threads.
Euan, BT, Jamie, me and some weirdo.
>>66343606
>Excellent retort
>>66343611
>some weirdo.
My names johnny pal
>>66343611
3 out of those 5 are chronic liars and are DOWN long term
someone post Albania's TT
>>66343643
https://tipstertube.com/profile/eastconnect
>>66343653
>-100%
PMSL
Does J West post daily as anon?
>>66343671
He is a janitor, pmsl.
>>66343653
>CS bet
>10/10
jej
>>66343671
Not every day but he does sometimes. Usually pretty obvious when it's him.
>>66343663
repulsed by every aspect of this tbqh
>>66343683
post some tiny amount of proof you are profitable
your ROI in /bet/ is awful
https://tipstertube.com/profile/gruzoperevozki
v. interested to see how this maverick turns out
>>66343749
What a novel idea
>>66343749
[spoiler] ~-7% ROI after 6 months (if he lasts that long) [/spoiler]
>>66343791
better than you then
>>66343823
CLASSIC
we were all thinking it, PMSL
>>66343823
zzzzz
My bets and bets I have tipped vs bets I have followed from here.
>>66343871
this is so autistic
>>66343871
of course mate
except without fonbet only bets you would have a negative ROI on TT
anyone can edit some figures in a spreadsheet
>>66343882
>tracking your own bets and that of other tipsters as well as their profitability is autistic
I really hope you're baiting
>>66343871
DON'T HIDE YOUR BALANCE LA. BABBY STAKES DETECTED
>>66343916
the whole bet-tracking-spreadsheet concept just reeks of autism
tbqh i wouldn't be surprised if every poster on this thread was on the spectrum
>>66343957
Having a little autism is LITERALLY an advantage though.
>>66343904
Only been one fonbet 10/10, rest been tipped as 1/10. If I am up on my tipped bets with no fonbet, your claim cant possibly be true.
>>66343957
>>66343882
lel. Is this a new gimmick? Love your work
Night lads x
>>66343957
>He wasn't around during Uni spreadsheet days
Now that was autism. Still interesting though.
CODE GREEN CODE GREEN
>>66343871
?
last time you posted this, it was shown that you'd missed about shitloads of losers. Looking at it, I think you still have.
>>66340950
sums!
>>66344366
mums, even
Making early Asian money
>>66346376
wtb
hello laddies id like to place a bet
>>66346526
miami tonight
>>66343871
Pmsl at this, you obviously claim winners were tipped by yourself and blame others others for losers you fucking cretin.
>>66343871
In tears at this, pathetic
lads
>>66343871
lads
England @1.8 surely worth a bet
>>66347190
Haha nvm
Pmsl @ us
On IPE samut +1.25 based on how much of the bars and circles are their colour
>Australia overs
Why am I never on
Who getting on England here?
>>66347356
>a bet won so it was a good bet
>>66347475
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Kawasaki Frontale better fucking win this match or I'm back to sucking dicks for lunch money.
>>66347327
>pixel punting
>>66347327
tears!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35879771
>>66347695
It said it had seen "an acceleration in the number of time-outs and automatic self-exclusions over recent weeks", measures which allow punters to halt gambling with a bookmaker.
PMSL
wtb
>>66347846
Unders on afganistan player run markets
England surreal. Afghans on suicide watch.
>>66347886
Mate, isn't half your team from Afghanistan?
>>66347695
Beautiful
>>66344080
All of my bets are either marked as mine, or t4tw. So all losing bets are accounted for under either "tipster". There will be winners marked under the wrong one too.
>>66346886
Well that would defeat the purpose of tracking who tipped it. Remember betting on friendlies is bad!
>>66347905
You talking about https://tipstertube.com/profile/t4tw ?
>>66347905
Friendlies are dece
>>66347905
Schizo detected
can you get rich being a professional better?
>>66347943
obviously
>>66347905
Look buddy. Time and time again when you've tracked your own statistics whether through this spreadsheet you took a screenshot of, your graphs posted on here and twitter and your tipster tube when your tips were private your stats have been pretty impressive. But when your bets have been tracked by an independent party you've been shown up as a fraud. At the end of the day you could easily alter the spreadsheet yourself, why you feel the need to constantly try and prove yourself when everybody knows you're not that good at betting is beyond me.
If it just so happens that we're all wrong and you're actually a really shrewd bettor who just happens to get really unlucky every time he tips on tipster tube publicly or on blogabet than good for you. The constant seeking of our approval is very embarrassing, posting a screenshot of your betting spreadsheet when it directly contradicts all other verified stats about your betting is so cringey it literally makes my skin crawl. If you really had a 30% roi, according to data produced by yourself, why wouldn't you be a paid tipster? By guess is the data is wrong or it's filled with bubblegum bets, probably a combination of both,
I very rarely post on here but at times I find you one of the most vile, repulsive boy who is arguably slightly mentally ill. Please stop lying to yourself and please stop posting here, we don't like you.
>>66347970
Shame this isn't very well written but it's a good post nonetheless. I wonder if Euan sleeps well at night, knowing, deep down he's not very good at betting which is seemingly something he's devoted his life to.
Fuck me, anyone have a rball screen shot of the Kawasaki Frontale game?
>>66347970
>>66347980
It's not that he's not good at betting because he's clearly a little bit shrewd, he's just nowhere near as shrewd as he thinks he is.
Gomel backers btfo
>>66348042
Obviously he's better than your average mug but I don't think he's particularly shrewd at all. If he went on PGA he's realise how many better gamblers there are out there. Delusions of grandeur.
>>66347980
This is what strikes me the most, and the aspect I enjoy the greatest. Euan has that weird kind of autism where you are fixated on one thing and on thing only, His particular thing is betting.
He has thrown everything he has at it: He goes to an ex poly, he has made subpar friends with a group of lads that wear 'Next' and drink half cokes on a night out, he shags 3/10 Scottish birds.
His life is shambles but it's all okay because he has betting... it's just that he isn't that good at betting. When you dedicate your life to a craft only to find an innumerable amount of your peers are better at it putting in significantly less effort it drives you a little bit crazy, it drives you to approval seek and lie.
Poor, Poor Euan.
>>66348222
Hit the nail on the head here buddy
Apart from:
>he shags 3/10 Scottish birds.
>>66347970
Talking big sense pal
gomel odds ALL OVER THE PLACE
GOMEL
i cant feel my feet when im with u
India @ 1.44
Team Of Top Batsman
>India v Bangladesh
>>66348334
what sport m8
African home team accy anyone?
>Caan Berry's hairline
>not being on Poland/Wizards double
It's practically free money
>>66348490
South Sudan price is insane, DC is a worldy
>>66348500
Tfw mines the same and I'm 22
>>66347970
>>66347980
>>66348042
>>66348222
>>66348142
Oh dear. What a bunch of sad little men. I dont remember anyone asking for a pseudo-psychology essay on someone who posts on a Malaysian radiator repairman discussion board
>>66348525
Oh dear, oh dear.
>>66348539
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
What a day lads, what a day!
>>66348539
Predictable deflective response really
>>66348539
What's the problem? You only post to get attention and you got some.
>>66348222
10/10, based!
Please do a psychology report on me.
Much appreciated.
>>66348539
>begs for attention
>gets it
Doesn't respond to any of the interesting points raised,
>>66348573
>>66348549
Am I expected to respond to every point so you can reply "nibs, aha too easy"?
>>66348564
Don't know why you didn't choose a slightly more believable country like Bulgaria or Romania. Can't fault your dedication though.
>>66348543
Didn't realise games lasted 15 minutes, you seething little cockroach. Can't wait to laugh at you when the mighty South Sudan come back to win.
Eolikis Mytilinis -0.25 first half
LARGE!
>>66348581
I'm not on a wind up here. I genuinely think you're mentally ill, must take it's toll constantly lying to yourself.
MACKERS WANTS 10K ON BENIN SW
>>66348615
You got me!
>>66348638
Ok mate! Everyone here is wrong, you're actually really shrewd and it's just some real hard luck that your tips on here, tipstertube and blogabet don't reflect those stats that you're inputted yourself on a spreadsheet, real bad luck.
>some worm insults Euan's betting record
>He responds attaching a pic of his record showing he makes considerable profit
>hurr durr why are you trying to prove yourself you must be mentally ill
everytime
>>66348649
>people think 10 or 30 or 50 or even 100 tips is an appropriate sample size to get the true performance of a tipster
Nearly 1000 bets in total in my spreadsheet and I know the ROI it says it too high.
>>66348663
trip on, me. Stop being mentally ill
>>66348663
TRIP ON EUAN
>>66348501
Why Poland lad?
>PSG women on a -1
surely not
>>66348614
this win?
>>66348501
>betting against the hawks
>>66348724
Unfortunately no, even after 4 minutes of additional time, they could not nick a goal, so we are left with a half loss there.
Feel no regret, as the bet was huge huge value, and thus it is spot on the right track.
Thanks for letting me know to update you on the score, friendo!
>>66348740
pmsl please don't post your tips here
Germany worth a reback?
>>66348740
Unlucky m8
Euan don't let your only follower here starve
Wtb?
>>66348740
>tfw albania does it again
>Not one mention
EVERYONE IS ON POLAND
>>66348832
Life changing sums on
>>66348839
But WHY?!
>>66348827
Thanks :) x
Just wanted to say I'm 1 year sober today and I'm thankful for having /bet/ in my life.
>>66348853
Congrats m8, keep it up
>>66348853
We're all gonna make it
>>66348850
pmsl do your own research
>>66348860
>researching an international friendly
not quite pissing myself but had a small chuckle
>>66348853
You are still a betting addict though :)
xx
>>66348868
Yet here you are begging for some secret info you odd little fellow
>>66348882
Tbh I was "addicted" to /bet/ not the gambling.
>>66348884
is the secret poland have a slightly better squad and >muh serbia boycott?
Eolikis Mytilinis -0.5 @ 1.8 BET365 ( score 1-0 )
extra large stake! Wins tbqh.
>>66348898
pmsl
>>66348904
pmsl
>>66348903
Tears you absolute mug
>>66348904
Pmsl
Save the >Yous
Match is not over yet, and besides value is value.
>>66348903
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
reback?
>>66348920
It's not value when you keep losing you weirdo
>>66348920
Go home Albania ... you're drunk ! ;))
>>66348946
Nope, handicap changed to -0.75 ;)
xx
>>66348920
You are even more pathetic than Euan pmsl, never knew such a thing was possible but you managed it. Great job pal.
Who on Solvenia -1.5 here
>>66348985
pmsl what are you trying to solve?
>>66349033
rate this post m8
So much money on Inter U19 -0.25 from here, Ujana are snoozing all over the pitch
>>66349130
Guess I'll just have to get on from 3-0 pmsl, not as if these little Africans are going to muster up any more energy
>>66349143
Sickening comment
>>66349149
How did the Remain canvassing go today Lee?
>>66349143
shrewd!
>>66349143
Inter player literally TRIPPED over the sleeping defender and the ref gave a pen pmsl, the little darkie STILL didn't wake up with all the commotion
F A T I G U E
Those lazy Africans pmsl. I bet Lee would argue they should go through as they've overcome more difficulties in life and it "means more to them"
>>66349234
big fan m8
>>66349234
Very good post.
Loving these past few posts, would be a shame if the banter sponge Euan came and ruined it all.
>>66348853
Congrats m8, keep loving life
>>66348730
>he hasn't been watching the Wizards recently
They are going off familia
Can't stop blowing off
Won't stop blowing off
>>66349365
Thanks for spoonfeeding me, their record is a surreal. Going for both spread and ML
Scared of how much I have on Poland tbqh
Cancelling my plumbing contract if the Poles dare lose
what's the info on those poles then lads
>>66349101
Banned little friendo? aww tears, Jannie does it again!
>>66349532
Revenge for Brussels
Dear Valued Sky Bet customer,
We write in relation to the bet you have placed with a selection from the South Sudan vs Benin match. Unfortunately this match kicked off 2 hours ahead of the scheduled time and was already in play at the time of bet placement, despite not being a game we were offering live betting on. As a result, and as per our rules, your selection on this match has been voided.
We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.
>tfw can't bet on Barca-PSG
damn this country
Smashing Asians like Mackers on a trip to the in-laws'
>>66349592
What were you on?
>he didn't get on iraq @1.8
>>66349656
Benin, actually didnt know it'd kicked off early too :(
Going to be greedy and afterlime on this value I found, kicks off at 6
abort
>>66349684
>afterlime
>>66349825
Big Al the Icelandic expert
I know a little about not a lot but it gets me through.
Successful independent sports trader for a number of years.
Could you BE anymore pseudo?
>>66349918
>number of years
>15k roll
>>66349918
Whose bio is that?
>>66349928
Proof?
>>66349946
The mental illness lad
whats the info on poland?
>>66350063
Stop
1111111111
>>66350065
when you tell me
Malta U21 +1.25 is an unreal gift
>>66350240
1111111111
Reading slags +2
>>66350240
>pixel punting
>>66350315
Pmsl the line was only there because of pixel punters, clueless little slug
>>66350286
'why'
>>66349976
>The mental illness lad
Is this his name now?
Pmsl at some of these WSL 2 prices. I owe the trader a pint or two, he's paid for my summer holidays already.
macedonia is a good bet boys get your filthy numbers on
Pmsl at Barca backers, PSG -0.75 and lower is THE bet of the day
>>66350505
too much on
Pmsl at everything, everyone and the universe in general
>Euan STILL hasn't emailed me
Just been on the phone to me nan and she said to smack PSG because of pixel punters driving the price up and to tell that Euan lad to stop stealing her haircut pmsl
>>66350599
nsa fun?
>>66350611
You watching the stream la
>>66349644
pmsl underrated post
good effort lad
Giving people FREE tips and they have the audacity to ask why
>>66350611
>stop stealing her haircut
>>66350599
Too busy being PERMa-DAC pmsl
>>66349169
Been giggling at this post all through the microwave tikka masala I had with my wife's kid.
Actually made it an enjoyable evening for once.
Anything you need lid? I'm in your debt.
Literally everyone is on poland, going to celebrate all over twitter when it wins
Poland is changing back four, Salamon (central defender from Serie B) is expected to start instead of better Pazdan imo. I think they'll concede, I don't trust this guy. Krychowiak coming back after injury, he won't be fully fit.
BTS is the real bet @1.83
Poland and BTS @4.50
>>66350755
I'm not
>>66350764
PROXY OFF BOOKIR SHILL
>>66350766
get on m8
>>66350764
Yeah, here in Poland we want to see a show. Everyone is so excited about those friendly matches. I feel Lewy gives this team a new life. Not so long ago we had a crisis, a lot of people criticized everything related to national team. We still have many problems: Glik without solid partner in defensive, lack of good alternarives in the middle. Door is still open, so I go for Poland&over 2.5 ~3.60:)
this is from a true polak
>>66350764
la la la la la la i can't hear you la la la la
#toppingup on serbia +
SO comfy on Barca + right now
Expected lineups:
http://static.przegladsportowy.pl/2016/03/23/635943264036490000.jpg
>>66350781
Proxy off ISIS Troll
>>66350965
>that serbian back 4
SCARED
>>66350965
Surreal lineups
serbia team looks dece desu lids
KING KURT WANTS 250EUR ON MALTA U21 +0.75
Of the last 15 Gibraltar games, o2 has only lost once. Of the last 15 Liechtenstein games, o2 has only lost three times. The current best price for o2 is 1.75, this is a mainstream special.
>He isn't going to bet against a team that is starting Matic and Ivanovic
Serbia is literally Chelsea 2.0
Topping up on Poland and there's nothing you can do about it
>>66351080
>two teams who can't attack playing each other
>overs
pmsl
>>66351124
Pmsl at this clueless little slug, you can't argue with statistics, buddy. Tears!
>>66351124
>>two teams who can't attack playing each other
What
Fuck this I'm off to reddit.
>>66351170
Cheerio leftist scum
>>66351153
In their last 10 games Gibraltar have scored 2 goals.
In their last 10 games Liechtenstein have scored 3.
IMAGINE staking overs. Just think about how unlikely it is for one team to score a goal and them imagine needing TWO goals just to get a REFUND. The mind boggles, it really does.
