>number of terrorist attacks: 0
will this be the safest sporting event of all time?
It will be surrounded by terrorists la
>>66340812
They'll need to hollow out the cup and put water inside. That way there's incentive for all of the players who are dying from dehydration.
>>66340812
So why didn't they just have the World Cup in UAE? Why Qatar?
>>66340863
>Why Qatar?
Bribery.
>>66340812
>tent cities
if you ignore the lack of water and air conditioning in a desert, maybe
>>66340863
UAE arrests people for kissing in public and shit
Qatar doesn't
>>66340900
how progressive and liberal of them
>>66340812
well, you don't bite the hand that feeds/funds you, I guess
It would be bad form to suicide bomb your guests
>>66340863
Google fifa
>Mad you couldn't outbribe Qatar
>Hosting it in a country that funds the Terrorists
Well played, FIFA.
>>66340812
Only because the penalty for even the most mundane of offenses is instant death.
Also it'll be 120 degrees in the shade so no actual sports will be played either.
>>66340900
What? Qatar is more conservative than UAE.
![150px-1994_FIFA_World_Cup_logo.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NpczAdj.png "150px-1994_FIFA_World_Cup_logo.svg[1].png")
>>66344319
nothing new
>>66347285
They're both Islamic dictatorships.
They both have slavery. For some reason people choose to go on holiday there.
>no alcohol
>women covered head to toe in curtains
>40+ degree heat
Arab utopia sounds like no fun allowed: the people
>>66340812
>will this be the safest sporting event of all time?
Heh.
It'll be fine, faggits.
Better than Russia desu.
>>66340812
I'm wondering how they're going to cope with the fans, Qatar's virtually a city state, at least with most world cups the fans are nicely segregated over hundreds of miles, but here they're going to be right on top of each other.
Combine that with a police force that knows nothing about proper stadium control and thousands of pissheads and it's going to be a right party.
The terrorists are the least of the problems.
>>66347332
>implying we didn't do an amazing job
Qatar will be shit m8
Qatar exports terrorism all over the world the fucking cunts
>>66347532
I have to admit those are some fine terrorists you've created and financed
America would have been a better choice tbqh
>>66347576
well when you have the greatest military and become a jewish puppet shit will go down
not exactly a great combination
>>66347504
There was a news report recently about them having to sleep in tents in the desert just outside of the city, as most hotels inside Qatar are already full or the city itself doesn't have the capacity to host the world cup.
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/qatar-considering-tented-desert-camps-2022-world-cup-fans-hotel-building-delayed-1550959
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/2022-world-cup-qatar-organisers-planning-to-house-fans-in-desert-camps-a6944176.html
>>66340812
Why would terrorists attack the people who give them money?
>>66347656
>even more annoying tourists than normal (Germans/Brits/Japanese are usually ok though)
>traffic even worse than normal in major cities
>all the Barca/Real fans in Miami unironically supporting Argentina or Spain over their home country
>chicanos crawling out of the woodwork
>leftists using the whole thing to bitch and moan about how much they hate America
>rightists using the whole thing to bitch and moan about how much they hate foreigners
I never want us to host an international soccer tournament. Brazil 2014 was bad enough, let's make sure it's hosted somewhere with a big enough time zone difference from the US that we can safely ignore it.
>>66347722
>jews want more islamic terrorists who want to exterminate jews
This is what /pol/ actually believes.
>>66347576
>financed
>implying that the whole world didn't buy their oil
Your two biggest sports clubs have "Qatar Airways" and "Fly Emirates" on the front of their players' jerseys.
>>66347332
Get a job, Jorge
>>66347797
I heard about that, it's fucking ridiculous.
Camping in a desert's a dreadful time.
>>66347354
>Arab utopia sounds like no fun allowed: the people
that's precisely what islam is
A Qatar Kuwait UAE world cup would have been way better.
>>66347878
>b-but football sponsors
you have to be a retard to compare a kit sponsorship to your country's criminal foreign policy actions over the last century, the latest one being financing and aiding 'moderate rebels' (al qaeda) in syria to fuel a civil war there and topple their current government. You're no better than qatar, as a matter of fact you've been quite worse
>>66340812
>implying they won't take the opportunity to blow up all those infidels all gathered up together in massive numbers while they have them all there in their own backyard
>>66347395
> a SPICS opinion
>>66349608
Maybe bahrain instead of kuwait but yeah. Dubai would be a great time for fans
If Qatar was a white Christian country it would be blasted with sanctions and be the daily topic of discussion for every leftist air head on the planet.
>>66356816
>expensive
>tacky
>hot
>full of garish idiots
>plastic
It would be like holding a World Cup in Las Vegas without the alcohol and drugs.
>>66356862
But dubai has both of those things
Don't believe everything you read.
>>66349731
>criminal
kek, call the police
>the latest one being financing and aiding 'moderate rebels' (al qaeda) in syria to fuel a civil war there and topple their current government
The civil war would be going on with or without the US, don't kid yourself. I agree that arming the FSA was a serious mistake, though, almost as serious as the Spanish government rolling over after the Madrid bombings.
It's a fucking joke Australia didn't get to host this one..
It will go back to America and England before we even get another look in.
Meanwhile were one of the wealthiest fucking countries, have hosted Olympics, Commonwealth games and don't have millions of homeless people living in squalor.
Corrupt fifa strikes again
>>66357248
There's no way you won't get it next time is a non European ballot
>>66340812
>>66340812
>number of dead slaves: 3000
>>66347342
If you went there on holiday you would understand, Dubai is the GOAT city to have a good time on winter holidays (assuming you aren't poor)
