Turkmany vs Englel
Friendlies
Sunday, 27 March, 6:45 am
Olympiastadion Berlin, Berlin
good morning.
was just about to make a thread
you're next, customers
>>66334102
hello. slow thread today
>>66334102
Mitchell knows what's up.
>Einen Tag nach der Nationalmannschaft-Suspendierung hat Max Kruse (28) nicht mit dem VfL Wolfsburg trainiert. Der Profi war am Dienstagvormittag auf der Anlage des Bundesligisten, seine Kollegen absolvierten die Übungseinheit jedoch ohne den Angreifer.
The fire rises
>unironically posting in this thread
Why are Germans such cucks?
>Australia
Nuke when?
>>66334166
>tfw he is the new Kevin Grokreutz
>>66334170
when we're the last white nation left standing
ive started watching cricket and i must say its quite fun
>>66334409
yeah, me too
>>66334409
>>66334416
need any help with the rules lads?
>>66334433
not really
>>66334433
I think i got it figured out thanks
>>66334433
JF's could never get into real cricket. They could never appreciate its subtleties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxmHDwHwSfE
But flog20 could be used to grow the game if the ICC did it properly. Too bad the only thing they are interested in is Big Strong America which already has a bat and ball game.
>ausfailia
I'm so fucking mad at how they're bullying Kruse
>>66334499
seems to me that it's more about the sum of his wrongdoings.
Hello. I am here now.
>>66334508
>wrongdoings
?
>>66334513
wrongdoings is the wrong expression, but he's hurting the reputation of his employer/brand with his antics. I don't like this either and I think the VFL/DFB/media blew this way out of proportion but as a 27 year professional football player you should know the consequences of your actions.
>>66334548
>the consequences of your actions
personally i don't think the consequences are justified. just because something usually happens, doesn't make it right.
I STAND WITH KRUSE!
#badboys
Hello Bundesliga.
BREAKING: FIFA ethics committee opens bribery probe into Franz Beckenbauer & Germany’s 2006 World Cup bid.
>>66334660
finally
>>66334660
thanks for the link to the source, faggot
>>66334671
soure is twitter, you thick cunt
>>66334660
funny how they will investigate the one that was 10 years ago and not the one in 6 years time (or 2, for that matter)
I fully expect a 'probe' to be announced into the 2022 World Cup announced around 2030
>>66334680
twitter isnt a credible source
Beckenbauer did nothing wrong
>>66334695
That's what the probe is there to determine.
Sky Sport News confirms
>>66334746
the fuck? if they feel like they need a pic of the reporter on the phone, why not take a proper one?`
>>66334512
MIA SAN MIA
Captcha: Keko Street
wait no autosage yet ??
MONTAGSSPIEL
MONDAY GAME
>>66334775
#true
LÜGENPRESSE BTFO
#JESUISKRUSE
>>66334671
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35873480
Why do the bad guys always win? Not only is the rest of the world ABE anyway but they're cheating against us too.
Execute all Germans.
>>66334908
rude tbqh
>>66334908
read >>66323036
>>66334775
ribery literally did nothing wrong
>>66335151
r. paedo
>>66335205
*t.
>>66334474
Who cares cunt
All cricket formats are for big strong indians and handsome and intelligent pakis
>>66335205
she was 17 so it was totally legal for them. the fact that she's a prostitute was the problem here, although it's not really ribery and benzema who are at fault here
>>66334908
Insah'Allah brother
>>66335234
>>>/nrl/
>>>/centrelink/
>>>/tafe/
>>66335151
would've done the same
who's going to watch this blockbuster?
>>66335249
https://youtu.be/PL7hvXeOAKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIZig4kU0EY
what did he mean by this?
>poverty paddle
:(
>>66335283
delet this
>>66335282
wew lad
>>66335275
damn they were just asking for it there
>>66335282
WOW
I would nibble on that
i think i'm gonna leave /bundes/ and become /cric/'s denmark. just need a good gimmick
>>66335343
No gimmick you pick could stand out amongst all those really insane autists
>>66334102
translation bitte, danke.
>>66335350
well, i already have my flag to stand out. the gimmick would just be something extra
>Der US-amerikanische Nachwuchstorwart Will Pulisic steht vor einem Transfer zu Borussia Dortmund. Das bestätigte Nachwuchskoordinator Lars Ricken am Dienstag gegenüber dem „Kicker“: „Wir sind uns mit dem Spieler einig“, so der 39-Jährige.
>Beim BVB ist der Torhüter der Richmond Strikers zunächst für die U19 vorgesehen, wo er dem „Kicker“ zufolge zuletzt bereits mehrfach Trainingseinheiten absolviert habe. Der Youngster machte dabei laut Ricken einen „hervorragenden Eindruck. Er ist ein wirklich guter Torwart.“ Die Verpflichtung erfolge unabhängig von der Tatsache, dass er der Cousin von Dortmunds Mittelfeldspieler Christian Pulisic (17) sei.
>>66335383
why did he do this
how did it get out
>>66335402
>why did he do this
He was horny
>how did it get out
He pissed of the BILD, Germany's biggest tabloid
>>66335368
>/cric/
>doesn't already have a German flag gimmick
pick one m8
>>66335422
>He was horny
that's not a good excuse for a rich and famous person tbhwyf
>He pissed of the BILD
but how did they obtain it?
>>66335428
that english guy doesn't post a lot. it won't be that hard do become the main german flag in /cric/
>>66335434
hacked his phone
>>66335428
Yeah but he only shows up when England is playing
>>66335460
>hacked his phone
Surely that's illegal?
>>66335514
it probably is. but sueing would just draw more attention to the video
>>66335522
*sewing
>>66335460
>>66335514
>>66335522
>current year
>celebrities still have dick pics on their phone
Do they never learn? It's fine for you or I to do it because no one gives a fuck about us. But surely these guys should have figured it out after the fappening
>>66335522
thats kind of kafkaesque
>>66335553
it isn't, you dumb cunt. stop using that word
will kruse become a full time poker player now
>>66335557
you guys know this german is bullshitting right? The video just leaked, Bild has nothing to do with it
https://youtu.be/PL7hvXeOAKw
>1:39
>>66335617
bild might not have directly hacked his phone, but i'm sure they're behind it to punish kruse for deleting the pics on saturday
>>66335617
Yeah I'm sure it's a coincidence that it happened shortly after he pissed of BILD
>>66335592
Very kafkaesque picture
or kafkæsque
or shut the fuck up
Nah
>>66334113
hey
>Netherlands - France in 3 days
nice
>>66334440
>WIR
>>66335282
top kek
>>66335906
Hitler was an immigrant.
Checkmate, antifa scum.
>yfw Kruse is responsible for the terrorist attacks in Brussels
>>66336000
#NotAllKruses
>>66335906
>Anglea Merkel: not quite as bad as Hitler.
Sounds like a compelling argument.
>>66336000
I KNEW IT.
>>66335906
This picture is so fucking stupid.
>>66336000
??!
>>66336097
Bendtner,, Kruse, the list goes on.
Maybe the problem isn't with the individual players, but rather with Hecking and the club itself
>>66336141
ebin :^)
>>66336141
Well played
>>66336142
bendtner is known for the stuff he does outside of the pitch though
>>66336071
Just found out Robbie Kruse is older than me.
I thought he was a little kid like 18 or 19.
>>66333636
Morning
>>66334643
Hello United States of America
>>66336142
Obviously. Blaming subordinates for your failings is an important part of VWs corporate culture.
>>66336382
Good point. It goes all the way to the top.
>>66335383
Wow that's a nice penis. I'm jealous
>>66336407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1cdRew-Zg
Time for din din ^_^
>>66336539
>western anime
Three-game suspension for Djilobodji after his threatening gesture towards de Blasis.
Bremen will appeal.
>>66336636
>three games for something kids do in middle school
bit ruff innit
>>66336665
Kids do that because they learn from their idols on the football pitch.
>>66336636
Blase translates to bubble in the german language
Blasen translates to blow
>>66336599
You look miserable and wary
>>66336689
this is the first time I've seen a football player doing this, while I've seen this gesture in french movies with kids that are pretty old (and also when I was young) so I guess he either feels like a child on the pitch or this was the best threaten gesture he thought of
>>66336599
le cheap escapism face
can we STOP using threads made by /cric/
also amid all the belgians killing themselves I think I saw something about BILD saying Arsenal want Xhaka??
>>66336739
Smug anium reaction images are the pinnacle of discussions
Would it be fair to say that BILD are the moral guardians of Germany, her conscience
Kroos is in talk with PSG lads. it's good, can't win the championsl eague with matuidi as a starter
>>66336812
lolno
you need to step it up, denmark. pretty weak today
Another gay man
>>66336833
Will Paris appreciate his languid brilliance more than Madrid and Munich?
>>66336739
>>66336797
>>66336940
ugh why are they out of order
>>66336997
Hello
>>66336750
mods will delete the other thread.
>>66337002
>>66337043
the woman looks like she is in pain.
>>66336997
>>66336750
>we
>>66337053
period cramps
>>66337059
its perfect
Time for a foot bath
>>66337115
you're perfect
>>66337229
gay
i like the lock the door in the morning when i leave for work despite knowing that my neet room mate is home. i even more like coming home from work and finding that the door still locked, meaning the room mate hasnt left the apartment all day. i then like to ask him "so what have you done today?"
>>66337409
you sound jelly af
>>66337409
ebin
>>66337409
>having a roommate
>>66337409
You're a horrible person
>tfw no /bundesliga/ roommate
>beer
>bed
pick uno
>hey anon! It's your turn to pick where we go to lunch today!
What is your response?
>>66334102
schwuler nigger liebhaber der hurensohn
>>66335357
He's a faggot and wants muslim dick up his asshole
>>66339082
dummer Hurensohn
eine kleine tip mein freunde in Frankfurt konstablerwache wird ein krasse puffhaus und in diesem Bordell dort gibt es ein mädchen namens 'Jessica - Ich macht alles' für 25 euros sie macht alles aua aua meine prostate
Night
>>66339461
good post
>thought the whole day there wasn't a bundes on /sp/
>had to browse all the retarded other threads & boards
>only find this bundes because it was cross-posted in the Max Kruse thread
>thought it was in the archive first
It's because you assholes never take one of the recognizable /bundes/ pictures for the thread! You robbed me a whole day of bundes you fucking cunts.
i'd love to see big Andy Carroll in the Bundesliga one day
Transfer-Hammer! | BVB plant Götze-Rückkehr
pls kill me
>>66340914
Another one of those transfers that really makes too much sense to ever happen
>>66340406
>ctrl+f
>type: bundes
>win
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
this gonna be gud
>>66340857
pls no
>>66341038
they can't be this retarded?
>>66341038
Disgusting
>>66341038
they don't need him atm.
>>66341038
this can't be real
>>66341038
wew lad
>>66341026
I do that fäm, but these random ass picture threads are hard to spot because my monitor shows 100 threads at once. So I saw a match somewhere, but thought it must be a "bundesliga" mention in some other thread.
>>66341157
yeah... that happens to me too from time to time. this time you can blame the dingo fuckers.
Did everyone went to bed already?
>>66341398
I'm still here. And in disbelieve.
I think Götze might be bold enough to do it. It's basically a big middle finger in the face of all the fans who hate him. It basically tells them: "ohh you think this is your club? no you kuck its mine, see how I just walked back in here!"
>>66341417
disbelieve about götze?
I don't think Götze has the balls to actually do that.
>>66341157
just use the search in the /sp/ catalog, you fucking retard
>>66340406
>>66341157
If you use the 'search' function, rather than ctrl+f, it will only show threads with that phrase, rather than merely highlighting the term you searched for.
good night
>>66341943
Goodnight.
Don't be in Munich tomorrow.
>>66341933
Thanks, completely missed that one.
>>66341972
Thanks for the warning but I live in west germany.
>>66341972
WOW
>>66337409
He's gonna shit in your Nutella bitch
>>66341517
And Reus will welcome him back with open arms