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How is this allowed?
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>>66326366
HGH
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Truly the GOAT.
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>>66326366
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A BROKEN ARM FROM A FUCKING BALL????????

ARE PEOPLE MADE OF FUCKING GLASS???

HOLY SHIT WHAT A DUMB BITCH JUST MOVE AWAY FROM THE FUCKING BALL
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that's the danger of sitting in the sun

she should have worn a hat
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>>66326609
didn't that happen to a player in the world cup? or some other tournament last year.
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roid rage...
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once again proved that females have no place in a football match. Hope her selfie at least got a couple of likes.
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>>66326366

>tfw Messi will never give you a concussion with his powerful shot
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>>66326609
>>66326651
here we go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKkV8H0hqfQ
high speed, awkward angle, shit happens.
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>>66326721
poor Argentinian dude. At least they won
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>>66326651
Michael Babatunde broke his arm
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>>66326651
>>66326721
Sorry, but I refuse to accept a ball is capable of such a thing on a NORMAL human being.

People need to drink their milk ffs.
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>>66326754
i think that can happen to anyone, as long as the speed of the ball and angle of arm is just wrong. i mean there's no clean break, but a fracture.
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>>66326754

Isn't your entire country lactose intolerant?
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>oh shit I get hit, but am alright tho
>oh wait Messi kicked the ball
>better pretend I'm dizzy and shit, at minumum I will get free shit and a pic with Messi

Women everybody
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What are the chances she was looking at her phone?
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>>66326754
80mph object that weighs 1lb is pretty powerful m8
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>>66326786
Uh... No?
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>>66326835
Wait, does she try to actually catch the ball? Didn't seem like she was trying to get away, more like reaching for it.
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>>66326899

Yes. I was watching the game and she tried to reach for it.

Got BTFO intead.
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>>66326754
ball fast
ball gots mass
mass go fast
mass get more forcy
then force go bam your arm done is bropken
fukin yueropoor people cant even understand phsics
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>>66326835
The GOAT waved his hand afterwards, makes up for it imo
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>>66326754
go away Rippetoe
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>MÉDICO sin tilde
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66326846

this. sounds like a classic "women faking shit for attention" case
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>>66326366
only a woman would faint from a broken hand

top fucking kek
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>>66326846
She's pale as a ghost
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>>66326773
a break is a fracture you dumb fuck
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>>66327023
>clean break
learn to read
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>>66327008
it cant be controlled, its called shock
plenty of men faint at the weakest shit
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>>66326609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0kh5nqK-d8
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>>66327066
Lol at the filename. That's a little kid though, it's different.
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>>66327058
>Liverpool fans cheering

They really are fucking gristle aren't they
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is messi going to fuck her?
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She's pretending, jazz hands girl took a short to the head and was just fine
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>>66326922
Have you ever took one of these balls to your face?
I was a goalkeeper, THIS SHIT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK ANY BONES.
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>>66327066
Why didn't her dad stop it
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>>66326754
Roberto Carlos killed a cameraman once
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>>66327056

you would never see a man act like this to getting hit by a fucking soccer ball. Most men would just walk it off
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>>66327258
Heat of moment
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>>66327066
hey she even got a signed yaya shirt tbf
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>>66326366
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>>66327258
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>>66326856
underrated post
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>>66327159
that bitch should've been paying attention to the game
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>>66327258
>>66327354
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>>66327376
>>66327354
>anime
JUST
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>>66327354
>>66327376
Mate literally wtf are you doing posting two caps of anime with subtitles. Are you 12 or something

If you're going to do it just post the text and attach the image, nice and clean in one post. This just look retarded desu
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>>66327418
>$Shill
CONDITIONATE
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>>66327444
>look retarded
Mohammed analphabet
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>>66326721
>2-3
>teammate has good effort on goal
>block shot
>break arm
he fucked up badly
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>>66327293
States of shock can manifest differently. I once walked home with a broken leg and I've seen people faint from a bleeding nose.

But if you want to prove your hypothesis, break your wrist and record your reaction.
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>>66327460
top banter
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>>66327148
You've never been a goalkeeper for a dude who kicks that hard. Fast mass = stronq forse = broek bonz
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The woman is apparently a CR7 fan, she's got a cast on her arm now
https://youtu.be/WzAjMEYe9MI
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>>66326651
Giroud broke his foot by getting a ball kicked at it too hard lel
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>>66326366
How wet is she?
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>>66326366
why are women allowed at sporting events?
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webm FUCKING FINALLY
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>ronaldo hits fan in the crowd
>go apologize and give him his shirt
>messi doesn't even care and simply wave his hand like he's a god or something and this is enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BBsq0-N0n8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vibEwID5aQU

>messi supports the slaughter of billions of palestines that had their land taken away from them
>ronaldo refuses to do so

how can one man be so based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urrniPJ5OI
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>>66326835
>>66326366
I don't get. It doesn't look like she got hit.

>>66327066
This one is brutal though. Could've seriously hurt the kid. Good thing we have nets behind the goals here.
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>>66328040
It hits her hand and she broke her wrist. You can see her grabbing it here >>66326941

I think it's the pain that made her go all faint
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>>66328037
>messi supports the slaughter of billions of palestines
That just makes him even more based tbqhwy familia
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>>66326754
Then you're fucking retarded then
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>>66328088
>fainting for a broken wrist
aren't women supposed to be better at handling pain?
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>>66328125
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>>66326754
>Unironically drinking the hormonal liquid jew designed for calves not humans
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>>66328164
They're better at handling pain when high on natural drugs during birth.
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>>66328187
>unironically being a shitskin
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>>66328187
lmao WTF are you talking about?

My mother milks her tits and I drink it. how the fuck are you supposed to drink milk?
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>>66328239
did you know you can milk your own milk?
it's very nutritive
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>>66328233
I think I'd kill myself if I was lactose intolerant. A glass of milk before bed is GOAT senpai
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>>66328037
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>>66328233

whoever made this map needs to be hanged

ive never met a south american or chinese that was intolerant and i've probably met like 200 in my life in this cesspool of a city
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>>66328277

>having foul breath all night and into the morning

it's like you don't have a gf to sleep with or something
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>>66328299
>my personal experience is a statistic more reliable than an actual one made by actual statisticians
not even saying that chart is correct but you're fucking retarded
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>>66328316
>he doesn't brush his teeth before going to bed

You make me sick. You're right about the gf thing though. Thanks for bringing it up ;_;
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>>66328282
I love how you can plaster any old text over a football players pic and people take it as the truth. We should make some of our own t︂b︂︂hq
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>>66328037

Cala a boca, Penaldo. Já não basta falar merda no /esp/, tem que falar merda aqui também?
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>>66328373
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>>66328369
You know theres this thing called lactose-free milk nowadays. If you dont drink a glass of water, between the milk and brushing your teeth you're pretty gross though senpai.
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>>66328433
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She should have been paying attention to the game, especially if Messi has the fucking ball.
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>>66328233
That shit is wrong lad, i don't know 1 person that doesn't drink milk
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>>66328650
Maybe it's about the indigenous populations of each respective country?
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>>66327320
And a QPR shirt signed by the entire team.
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>>66326366
Good
we don't need women in our stadiums
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Animal milk is not only fucking putrid but horrible for your health

Just like animal products in general

Milk industry shills are a real thing, especially cow milk

The cattle industry is one of the most prominent and vile forces in the world
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>>66327174
BLACKED
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How is this allowed?
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>>66328892

that map is the most common bait at /int/. If you see a thread with that image at the OP, is 100% shitposting
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>>66327017
Yeah... when she starts walking and then sits down again you can see her face is fucking green.
I felt something similar one time I broke my hand in two places.
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>>66331320
>Argaytineans
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>>66326997
u wot
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>>66326366
she felt the touch of god, similar to the ecstasy of saint theresa
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>>66328233
That pic is so incredibly false it's not even funny.
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>>66326754
t. alberto barbosa
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A Real Madrid fan says she is the woman who was struck by Lionel Messi’s shot on Sunday, breaking her wrist as Barcelona were held to a 2-2 draw by Villarreal in La Liga.

Television cameras caught Messi’s wayward first half strike being palmed away by a woman sat in the home end at El Madrigal, with the cameras regularly cutting back to her when there was a break in play.

Medics soon assisted her inside the stadium and she appeared to be dizzy, too.

Spanish channel Cuatro have since caught up with the person in question, who goes by the name of Raquel and just so happens to be a huge Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo supporter.

Back at home watching Madrid beat Sevilla within two hours of the Barca match, she was wearing a pair of Madrid slippers and had her arm in a cast as she explained she’d broke her wrist and suffered from dizziness.

She also joked that Messi had done it on “purpose” because of her Madrid and Ronaldo tendencies.

Barcelona have been in contact with her to apologise and have reportedly offered her the chance to attend a game at Camp Nou.

Being such a big Madrid fan, she’ll presumably have to politely turn down that request

KEK

>she was a ronaldo and madrid fan
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>>66326366
she didnt ded
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>>66327174
Thats Jason Day and his wife if anyone didn't know
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>>66326366
Good, she was probably on twitter or taking selfies instead of watching the game.
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>>66326609
>>66326754
Women have more fragile bones. Besides, this isn't uncommon at all.

>>66327279
No, BRANCO hit a cameraman once, and he only passed out and got a bloody face.
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>>66334360

The Messiah reking another penaldo bandwagoner, bringing peace to the universe, one miskick at a time.
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Is there any doubt he's the goat after this?? Can even take out his enemies in the crowd.with a football!
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>>66326366
>that yellow kit
>that yellow ball

the spanish truly are retarded faggots
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>>66328125
what did i ever do to you colombia?
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is spain too poor to have a big net behind the goal ? every bundesliga stadium have it

>inb4 you dont see anything behind it
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>>66327363

I can't tell if they're at a Cardinals or Diamondbacks game
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>>66331024

The refugee invasion summed up in one post
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>>66334420
>needing a net behind goal
it's better this way and you get the occasional halal victim
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>>66328233
I've never met a lactose intolerant person, ever.

Fuck's sake, 1/10th of the country's territory is just cows grazing.
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>>66326366
>It's actually halalfags
Based GOAT

http://www.goal.com/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/03/22/21578472/barca-star-messi-broke-madrid-fans-wrist-during-villarreal
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>>66328650
>>66334479
lactose intolerant doesn't mean you can't drink milk, but if you drink it you get flatulence and fart a lot, which maybe doesn't make much of a difference in your countries
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>>66326366
if this was in America i'm sure she would be threatening to sue right at the moment where she pretends to faint from being hit on the hand
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>>66326786
Very underrated comment
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>>66326941
>>66327583
>>66334360
>>66334386
>>66334390
>>66334484

He wasn't apologizing, he was finishing the job
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>Penaldo and madrid fan at a Barca game
>gets shot down by Messi

truly the GOAT
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my hands. are. dead. im. ded. too.
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>>66335754
kek
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>>66328316
>milk causes bad breath
i refuse to believe
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>>66328233
triggered
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>>66327066
>oh dear jesus
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>>66326366
>you will never be smacked in the face by a shot from Lionel Messi, the GOATest of all GOATs

Why even live?
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>>66327144
hes gay m8
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>>66326609
He broke her arm? That's awesome!
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>>66326754
Ever been hit by a pellet gun or a paintball gun poortugal?

Now imagine that but with a pellet the size of a ball. I imagine that would hurt like hell

I once got hit in the balls by a lacrosse ball being flung full speed during gym class

Balls can hurt you. If hit in the right spots they can separate joints and bones and even cause serious internal bleeding.

Just because its never happened to you doesn't mean it can't happen, visit YouTube more
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>>66336576
Imagine people literally clamouring just for the shirt you're nonchalantly wearing
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>>66326366
How come it's always women getting hit by this shit? A middle aged dad can grab a fucking flying baseball bat with his right hand while holding his beer in his left hand. I bet she was looking down on her phone the whole game and paid the price.
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>>66336576
He's awfully chill. I'd be worried about getting stabbed, but maybe that's just an American thing.
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>>66336576
he should go back to long hair
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>>66336687
Men are probably getting hit as well but nobody cares enough to share it on /sp/
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>>66336643
Except a pellet gun, even a small pistol, fires at around 400 feet per second (larger ones are easily 1000-3000 feet per second) compared to a football which is around 120-150 feet per second and the record is 170 according to google.

Also, a pellet is made of SOLID lead which is heavy as fuck and the whole thing is concentrated into a tiny little area and a football is made of air and the force is concentrated over a larger volume and area meaning there is less pressure (force) overall.

tl;dr you're a pussy if you get hit by a football and it hurts (apart from directly in the face)
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>>66328434
>If you dont drink a glass of water, between the milk and brushing your teeth you're pretty gross though senpai.

Literally what?
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>>66328373
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LMAO, retarded bitch tried to catch the ball with a floppy hand, she deserves everything she got and more.

She basically highfived a ball going at the speed of your mothers queef.
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>>66336787
thanks fám, finally someone who understands how I feel about this.
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>the physics they teach over seas
Wowie
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he qt
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>>66337498
my little striker can't be this cute!!
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>>66336248
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>>66336787
>(apart from directly in the face)
got castrated already, I see
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>>66337413
>mfw a 2:1 in england gets you a 3.5 GPA in 'merica
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>>66327066
I never will understand why the fuck she did that with her hands
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>>66328233
There are few studies comparing the presence of mutations and HBT, and all of them were conducted in European countries. This is the first study conducted on Brazilian subjects. The prevalence of adult-type primary hypolactasia, assessed by the lactose tolerance test, ranges from 38% in Caucasians to 95% in Blacks (17,18), with high regional differences due to the ethnic heterogeneity of the Brazilian population. An 8.4% prevalence of lactose malabsorption assessed by the HBT has been shown in the Brazilian pediatric population (19). Recently, a 53% prevalence of hypolactasia was identified in white individuals and a 91% prevalence was identified in nonwhite individuals by measuring lactase activity by immunohistochemistry in the duodenal mucosa (13). Regarding the frequency of C/T-13910 and G/A-22018 mutations compared to milk tolerance in the general population, a T allele frequency ranging from 0 to 0.112 has been shown in African Sub-Saharan populations and a frequency of 0.872 has been shown in Ireland (20).
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>>66338638
>mfw britfats come to america for university
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>>66341043
where's your face
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>>66326754

actually they need vitamin d3 and k2 not milk my friend :^)
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>>66327066

holy shit those guys are such pussies. they had to know a baby was sitting behind them but they cowered away as if it were a cannonball.
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>>66341267

berried in ur mums muff
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>>66338584
Being hit in the balls doesn't hurt me. It's not 'pain' in that sense. It's more a sick feeling I get inside my stomach.

It's not even painful like being punched in the stomach. It's totally different.
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>>66341406
>tfw last time I asked that to someone I pretty much got the same reply

Maybe I should stop I don't like being bullied it was just a question ;_;
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>>66339670
Severe concussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlXjwAlOflA
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>>66341453
Does "bullied" mean getting fucked by a big black strong bull? Cause you are mum sure loves that
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>>66342119
stop
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>>66336587
>
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>>66334655
I thought Germany was the country of the gases
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>>66327363

I know baseball is boring but this is fucking disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngt1JK3DyOU
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>>66336576
Did that fucker just jump from the stands?
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>>66326366
what did he mean by this?
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