Pre-MOTD Thread
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Get in here lads, 10:30pm start.
Southampton v Liverpool
Spurs v Bournemouth
Newcastle v Sunderland
City v United
laugh at livershit edition
>>66310801
>2-0
our year la
>3-2
refballmaneshitfuckoff
>>66310855
needs a helmet
>>66310801
cant wait to have a sensible chuckle, all wrapped up in bed here. comfy times ahead
>>66311018
are you alone
>>66311072
of course
>>66310789
>Manchester Derby on last
>Everyone in Kent has to stay up until middnight
What a time to be alive.
come on i'm waiting
>>66310855
>first two games are the ones I didn't see
Not sure if that's a good thing I can switch off halfway through or a bad thing that I sat through 180 minutes of the latter matches today
>>66311439
what an absolute spacker
If 2 same nukbers England will the euros
>>66311458
i didn't see any of the games yesterday
ate some sugar cubes so i don't fall asleep
>>66311470
let me get those for you lad
>>66311470
Are you drunk?
>>66311487
>101%
>>66311470
>66
>11
It's confirmed lads.
>>66311487
How did you edit your sig, bro?
>>66311478
Today is the first day in ages I've seen any matches on sunday. Usually I'm busy doing stuff >for free
>>66311506
102% you mong
>>66311543
f*** off
[quote=<a href="66311529">Anonymous </a>]
How did you edit your sig, bro?
[/quote]
You need a 4chan gold account for that, if you have one you go under profile --> My Settings --> Signature
Get Rashford on the plane for euros
>newcastle draw
cozy swansea safe edition
>tfw overslept for work last week and was two hours late
>tfw starting tomorrow I have been assigned the early shift
>Can't even watch Match of the Day because I have to set my alarm for before 0600
>tfw they are definitely doing this to punish me
inb4 blog; look at all the other shitposting in this thread
>sharp features (imo)
#whatcanyoudo
stream lads
>>66311669
reminder that you predicted top 6 + a cup
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>>66311709
Mou will transform him into the GOAT English striker next year at United. Literally the White Pele
>>66311719
I'm pretty sure it was top 4 actually.
>>66311738
Poch has already done that la
>>66311738
who has mou turned from shit to good ever?
>>66311738
Why would Spurs hire Mou m8?
why so many black footballers?
>66311702
>>Can't even watch Match of the Day because I have to set my alarm for before 0600
I have my alarm for 5:15 and I'm watching it
What's your job?
Why are Southampton playing Southampton
>>66311784
same reasons why there are no brit asian footballers.
>>66311719
>>66311740
it was top 4 or a cup actually.
>>66310789
How is everyone watching? I'm in bed, heated blanket on, comfy as. No Uni till 3 tomorrow either.
>>66311802
bin man
>>66311802
I also have to set mine for 6, that guy either lacks discipline or is just lazy as fuck
>>66311822
What you studying?
>>66311822
In computer chair, /sp/ on laptop, football on TV, under blanket with a cold beer. Work at 9am.
>le mostly invisible with occasional blooter man
lel that fat guy flipping off sturrige during his chimp dance
why is sturridge such an unlikeable twat?
he'd be better if he didn't do that shite nigger dance
>that kid in the crowd flagging sturridge then getting shouted at by his dad
kek
>>66311852
his dad gave him a hiding
>shearer on panel
fuck that dour cunt
__________________________________________________________________
96% of /sp/ are trolls, post this in your sig if your part of the 5% who aren't
>>66311868
>>66311872
signatures are illegal enjoy your ban
>scousers think that wasn't offside
>>66311838
Biological Sciences at Edinburgh. I'd normally be in at 8 but we are doing presentations on scientific papers this week and I already did mine on Thursday.
>>66311802
I'm a brand-new trainee IT guy for a software company where everyone knows more about IT than I do. I don't even do anything. They just want me to start early so I can make sure all the servers backed everything up overnight. If it turns out they didn't, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do; they haven't told me.
MARTIN
>>66311895
Sounds like a Boring Degree..
Klopps lack of professionalism is disgusting
is motd commentary live lads?
>>66311834
It's a bit of both really. I'm ex-NEET so I'm not used to this shit.
just had a poo
>Gucci MANE
>>66311928
Yeah
How the fuck do they not win this
>bentekshit
>winning
>bring on benteke
>lose
Liverpool's problem today was obvious
Benteke was great at villa. Why do players turn to shit once they join liverpoo
>Pele
>>66311910
Some parts are boring as fuck but there's lots of really cool career opportunities.
>>66311966
dont forget squirtle
>>66311930
>tfw
Literally my first week of not being proper neet for about 3 years. Going to be knacked with early mornings
>>>/96/
DAS IT MANE
> Liverpool in charge of defending.
Top kek. This club has given me so much entertainment this season
>Most dangerous lead
>Mingolet
The pool are going to win the league next season once Klopp gets the players he wants
>Koeman
>Absolute mad man
>>66312044
>slippery wet dog kloop
I swear the way Klopp celebrates like an absolute madman and then ends up losing the game must feel so embarrassing
>>66312044
My favourite new Liverpool meme
>>66312044
who's he going to buy la
>LELERPOO
Thinking they can beat a team with
>GUCCI MANE
>PELE
Up Front
post your football husbando
fucking hell i just want to kill myself every time danny mills talks
ask big al is he thinks newcastle will stay up
I believe Klopp is genuinely autistic guys.
>Klopp
>Literally speaking gibberish
Holy fuck, my sides
>>66312075
>new
"Next year will be Liverpool's year" is as old as they come.
>phone calls
![dy3llrQ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GodvJQQ.png "dy3llrQ[1].png")
>>66312110
>>66312122
he's just german, man
they're all like that
>>66312106
Southampton are a better side than Liverpool, they just had a poor half.
Proof is in the pudding, deserdly above them in the table and Liverpool are hovering around their usual 9th
HAWEY
>>66312133
which one?
either way shit taste
3/10
>>66312174
based as fuck taste no homo, he looks so fucking /fa/ with that hair no homo
8.5/10
>>66311765
Maicon, Lucio, Sneijder, Chivu, Benzema, Milito, Cahill, Azpi
>for the first time in the permier league liverpool lost a game when 2+ goals up at half time
>klopp
>>66312199
No one's gonna believe me but that man is genuinely my dad
>>66312199
WTF is going on there??
>>66312225
prove it then lad
>>66312225
I want to believe lad. I want to believe.
>>66312242
Sundaerland fan trying to slide tackle Mit
So, the top three are near enough decided, who will get fourth?
Man City, West Ham, Man United, Liverpool, Southampton, Stoke?
Time for the pundits to talk about whoever Spurs are playing the most, then give Spurs a mention simply for the sake of balance
>star wars music
>>66312225
>genuinely
time for the Hurrikane
GREAT WHITE HOPE
GREAT WHITE HOPE
GREAT WHITE HOPPEEE!!!
I bet Pep secretly wishes that City fall out the top 4 so he can win EL and make himself look good
/motd/ will never go to white hart lane
Dele Alli has 12 assists in the league so far. One more than Mahrez and 6 behind Ozil (who is shit now)
Alli and Kane absolutely BOTH need to be in starting XI for England. The GOAT partnership
Poor atmosphere I'm this thread tbph
>>66312318
I don't think pep has ever heard of the EL
>>66312336
They do. Having players who know each other all season will be much better than people thrown together for a month
2nd in the league
best english talent
going to be great when we get to the CL final next season
remember how in September people thought Kane was a one season wonder?
Alli KANE walker and deir all involved in them goals
Lovely
>>66312209
>Saying "no homo" twice in one sentence
>>>/cgl/
>>>/o/
>>>/s/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/e/
>>>/d/
P.S. Niko Kranjcar is best husbando
>>66312329
>wen u nut and she still suckin
If Kane was from on the continent how much would /sp/ be on his dick?
>>66312345
Bloody autocorrect
>>66312347
>tfw they're both on the bench for Delph and Rooney
>>66312288
Liverpool or West Ham looking most likely
Got to remember all of Liverpool fixtures are piss easy now bar Spurs.
>>66312336
Alli kane Dier rose and Walker should just be the basis of that team
>tfw just saw my dad in the crowd
wew
>>66312389
Yid scum
>>66312325
no he doesnt. he has 9
>>66312405
haha good one
>>66312378
>you will never see the Drinkwater-Vardy Alli-Kane partnerships carry England to euro glory
F-fifty years of hurt....
FFS Lads I promised I would not get my hopes up for the euros no matter what but it's happening again
Based Kane
>>66312388
I'd start rose as well t bh ,hes a OK defender but dangerous going forwards
>>66312415
casual
>Kyle Walker
>actually runs very fast
>>66312417
walker > clynne
>>66312446
He's been really impressive in that regard
cum on the tottenham
>>66312413
>Vardy
>2016
Kane - Rashford desu famalan
This Spurs team are great to watch. Wouldn't mind if they nick Leicester to it desu
Would you rather be had by the passionate Latin Pochettino, or be made love to by the English gentleman Eddie Howe?
Kane sounds like he's had a few
>Kane
>Dat Lisp
>Dat Accent
My Gawdd kill it noww lel
How much spending with PL clubs have after the summer?
Euros will inflate the prices
TV money
United likely to spend big under Mou
Chelsea will need to rebuild to try and reclaim top 4, potentially losing players as no CL
City basically needs a whole new team bar Hart, Sterling, KdB and Aguero
Liverpool built in Klopp's image
Don't think Arsenal or Spurs will spend much but every smaller PL club will do as relegation is a greater risk.
>Delle
>Alli
>English
is this the Jew's doing?
How can Harry Kane sound exactly how he looks
how were they debating whether there was a touch?
it literally comes off his boot and it happens right in front of your eyes
how can you disagree with that
>>66312542
He's unironically an MK Dons childhood fan
>Shearer and Sherringham for England
>i-i h-had the same with d-darren bent at c-charlton
>>66312580
And why is that bad?
>muh Franchise
Get over it
If I was Roy the team would be based around Leicester and Spurs
Vardy
Alli Kane Sterling
Dier Drinkwater
Rose Dann Smalling Walker
Forster/Butland
>>66312586
Hahahah, toppest kek
>>66312549
Yeah idgi either
>>66312586
The stuttering meme is overused but that was perfect
>tyne derby
cheers for relegating each other ^.^
saw kane driving his car once
>>66312580
He's from there. Rather that than him being a fucking [insert top 4 club here] fan.
>>66312599
Noice
Shearer is turning into a goblin before our eyes
>The biggest game of the day is on last
Fuck your schedule motd2
>>66312638
It's on 3rd
>>66312624
I will smash your face in
>>66312638
>Manchester
>Relevant
Why does Borini fall over without anyone touching him? Why does he grab his shin when someone touches his back?
>>66312638
They're just making sure the scenes of Rashford raping Dimichelis are as far from the watershed as possible.
Why not give Defoe and crouch one lasr crack
fuck shelvey
bald big headed cunt
>John Carver
Defoe is still the GOAT 2bh
>>66312671
borini hates geordies
>>66312682
#bantz
#footballramble
Defoe's been a top signing desu
>tfw want to follow a team but PL games are always on too early in the morning
>>66312708
I will smash your face in
>>66312106
mine is Kyle Walker.
>>66312726
Why not follow Laychestershire City? I hear they have had some good wins.
>>66312624
I passed shola ameobi parked up in an alleyway once
I literally stared through his windshield for a good 10 seconds lel
>>66312106
Kyle Walker and Chris Kamara also actually.
Comedy gold
>>66312757
already following Soton
>>66312726
it's okay lad you can just watch the highlights and pretend to be a real fan
>>66312739
He'd probably beat you
>>66312739
Walkers defiantly the gay player from the papaers
YYYESSS WE EQUALISED V SUNDERLAND
CELEBRATE LIKE WE WON THE CL LADS YESSS
>Mitrovic
>Not absolutely mental
LEL
This is why you're shit Newcastle United
You have to applaud the Newcastle stewards, the way they stood and watched as the fan celebrated on the pitch was top class. You are truly safe with their protective wall of steel.
>two men hugging in Newcastle
>one was topless
>it wasn't the Geordie
>>66312813
Have you ever been to a derby involving your local club?
>newcastle medic
>>66312813
>score a goal and celebrate
>hur, not like it was a cl winning goal
>score a goal and not celebrate
>hur, why not celebrate scoring a goal
>>66312813
I will smash your face in
>>66312813
>butthurt
Is Townsend fighting for the shirt or for the badge? He needs to make his mind up.
>>66312836
It was a fucking equaliser. Maybe if he stopped pissing about throwing his shirt off like he was hot shit and instead picked up the ball and quickly restarted the game, Newcastle might have won.
>>66312838
Retard
>>66312839
>>66312846
You know I'm right
>>66312822
Tbf mitrovic looks hard as fuck
WILL NEWCASTLE STAY UP
>>66312891
I will smash your face in
>>66312839
It wasn't funny the first time lad
>>66312891
I hope so, black and white stripes are the comfiest kit
have you ever just like properly listened to MOTD 'analysis'
reckon I could do a better job
>>66312891
>tfw you will never be a famous enough producer to fuck olivia munn
>it's a Shearer tries to be impartial episode
>>66312916
I will smash your face in
>>66312875
>no reply at all
>told
>you
Pick both
>>66312929
Stop this
>>66312942
I will smash your face in
>post first new profile pic in years
>a few really hot girls like it
>they're well out of my league
>mfw they probably think I'm gay
>>66312977
I will smash your face in
i like newcastle but i hate mike ashley and the constant stream of bulllshit about him and the club which comes from their fans
>Blunderland get refball like usual
>Still only draw
>Get dominated statwise
>"Sunderland edged it"
Danny Murphy is worse than Shearer.
haha time for
>de michelis
>>66313002
>that girl
>that kid
lel
>>66313002
Michael Oliver looks like a snotty teachers pet
>>66312977
People like that just like things without thinking mate, it's just a tacit response at this pointi
>>66313004
What refball?
great finish
really happy for him
>>66313002
Was this when rashford had the audacity to be fouled by demichelis?
>>66313002
Somebody must shop that creature top left onto the scream.
>>66313004
Mate, did you watch the game? Newcastle did nothing until the last 20-30 minutes and Sunderland looked pretty in control.
>>66313025
kek
>>66313002
>cheeky kid on the right
Kek
>empty seats
even for a game like this
christ
Mancunian lad winning the Manchester derby. Take note oil mercs
>Dat Lingard backing his bro up
would love to be a player in a derby
i'd knock EVERYONE out
fucking mugs the lot of them
what mental illness does sargon have
Demechelis is a Pellegrini loyalist for sure. Fuck pep
It begins
City will obviously miss out on the top 4 because Pelligrini has no reason to give a shit about the league any more
Hart blatently didnt fancy the international break
>>66313089
don't think they browse here m8
>>66313112
I will smash your face in
Love how he just glossed over the fact Oliver fucked United over there
>>66313139
nah
ref bottled the pen becus it would have killed the game off
>>66313141
It's hilarious mate. Even when United are shit they can't drop the ABU narrative.
City's team is so old. Half of them are over 30.
I'd love it if United annouced that Tim Sherwood will replace LVG at the start of next season.
>>66313141
Welcome to match of the day, highlights first, analysis later
SOUND
I miss the days of the Manchester derby being the GOAT fixture in England circa 2009 - 2013.
>GEP
>Tfw want to like LvG but his football is shit and Es ruining the club
>smallings voice
Every fudding time
>>66313230
What's the GOAT fixture now?
Is smalling gay?
>that photoshopped rashford
