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Unarguably the biggest Tyne-Wear derby in years.
Whoever loses looks destined for the Championship next season. A draw helps neither of them.
Can Rafa Benitez become the fifth manager to win the derby on his second game in charge? Or will Big Sam continue the Black Cats' domination of this fixture in recent years?
Kick-off at 13:30 UK time.
Poocastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Lascelles, Colback, Sissoko, Shelvey, Wijnaldum, Townsend, Mitrovic, Perez.
>Subs: Darlow, Taylor, Anita, Saivet, De Jong, Riviere, Cisse.
Blunderland: Mannone, Yedlin, Kone, Kaboul, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, M’Vila, Rodwell, Khazri, Borini, Defoe.
>Subs: Jones, Cattermole, Pickford, N’Doye, O’Shea, Lens, Toivonen.
Look, just listen to me. Newcastle are shite. Sunderland are shite. Do not even bother watching this shite game and instead watch us Redmen battle Southampton.
They're both big guys.
>The north east
Literally the most JUST part of the UK apart from London.
>>66297620
Mid table shite is worse than relegation battles at this stage
How many wins in a row is it now for Sunderland? 6?
>Borini and Defoe
No respect for Newcastle. And rightly so
Guys I'm e-dating a girl from Newcastle
What should I expect?
>>66297668
Whereabouts in Newcastle
>>66297668
what game did you meet on?
>>66297620
Fuck off you southern shite
Predictions lads?
Newcastle 2 - 1 Sunderland
t. A mackem with no faith
>>66297668
You're dead m8.
>>66297686
Upon Tyne
I want to believe this game wont be absolutely dire, but I know it will be.
>>66297691
one nil to sunderland
>>66297668
>e-dating
What the fuck
How old are you
>there are people who unironically think poocastle can win the tyne-wear derby
Worried about Wijaldum and Shelvey centre pairing, neither of them can tackle ffs
>>66297705
at least it'll have the comedy factor
Why is Colback playing LB ahead of Anita?
> Newcastle
> Spend 80m in the summer
> Going to get relegated
> Leicester
> Entire squad build up over the years cost 32m
> Going to win the league
wew
Is there a different manager every time these teams play?
>>66297871
That should tell you how fucking unstable they've been in the past 5 years.
>>66297700
Cheeky cunt
>>66297871
Good post
>>66297854
Means nothing if you don't spend at least some of that money on a half-decent manager.
>>66297844
Not sure, just be thankful he's not in midfield.
>>66297871
>>66297887
Ever since the Tories got power. Fucking Tory scum.
>>66297940
>t. unemployed northerner
>>66297952
>defending the tories
eat shit
villa going to sack garde which was a strange appointment to begin with, they really could do a double relegation at this rate
>>66297973
Because Labour is such a brilliant alternative...
>>66297973
>voting for a terrorist-supporting communist
what radical student group do you belong to?
>>66298010
>they really could do a double relegation at this rate
They've been overdue for a relegation ever since they hired McLeish.
Who /hoping Blunderland win so True Geordie has a melt down/ here?
>>66298086
I feel bad for him so I hope Newcastle clinch it
But he's fucked in the long term with Rafa anyways
>>66298017
Well according to current polls.. they are ahead of the tories. Dispite the tsunami of shite from the media and the retarded drones willing to believe it. So hey ho.
>>66297668
a penis tbphwyf
>>66298048
dont ever accuse me of being a student again
>pool-hampton not being shown in HD
guess i'll be staying in this thread
>>66298086
I like Newcastle and | like TG, but at the same time, his videos are more entertaining when NUFC do bad.
>>66298086
> Caring about some obese northener who speaks nonsense to a camera for a living
I bet you watch shite like KSI too, fucking nerd
So, who Newc/a/stle here?
>>66298149
What GP surgery will you be working at mate?
there is literally nothing wrong with being a student
>>66298138
> according to the polls
Because they were so accurate in the election
>yesterday
>sister streams a film in HD
>it works fine
>today
>trying to watch a shitty 360p match stream
>keeps buffering
JDIMSA
>>66298174
heres your reply
Lads I got a gf on Friday but I realised having a gf was just a meme and I don't really like it.
What do?
>>66297720
The unwashed haven't fired their manager before this game, and we have. The winning team has done that in an absurd number of matches in a row.
>>66298187
the northumberland effect
>>66298192
>I realised having a gf was just a meme
Australia
>>66298192
Stop wanking
>>66298017
UKIP actually
Me on the phone on /sp/
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/711532149376090112
Why is it I would rather watch a Premier League relegation battle than a game between top teams in La Liga or the Bundesliga? Is it the greatest league in the world effect?
>shelvey chatting shit in the tunnel
red card confirmed
>>66298174
You're right, there's not. However, the hivemind mentallity that modern education institutions have, due to student unions etc., is a serious problem.
>>66298192
dont give a fuck about her, she will eventually dump you and you can go back to being frog
whats with the electronic device?
>>66298181
The election was rigged, nobody actually thinks a tory government is a good one. I bet Bulgaria has a higher quality of life than we do now
newcastle are already on their holidays, they don't give a fuck, if they get relegated they know they'll just get picked up on the cheap by Ligue 1 sides
>>66297720
>there are people who unironically think Blunderland are known for anything other than their rivalry with Newcastle
This will be a classic match lads
3 red cards, referee gets knocked out and it ends 3-3, guaranteeing relegation for both teams.
stadium collapses as the fat cunts wobble down the steps to the exits and all concerned are killed.
>>66298242
video camera incase any sunderland players try to molest her
>>66298262
great post
>>66298262
BOOM
>>66298246
> Having Ed Miliband as PM would higher our standards of living
Here we go lads
>>66298242
It's a GoPro
>>66298242
state of the art anti-johnson device
>>66298242
a human girl
>>66298242
for video evidence if one of the players trys to molest her
>>66298242
nonce detector
can't be too careful around sunderland players
>>66298258
I really hope something like this happens
>>66298262
WEW
E
W
>>66298262
Quality post tbqh
Who /khazri/ here?
Sunderland are losing this lads
predictions lads? thinkin of bettin
Jack Colback? More like Jack Fullback
>>66298262
smashing post tbqh
>>66298308
High scoring draw
[hoofball intensifies]
I'm watching this only because I masochistically love shit matches.
Also, the possibility of Newcastle loosing for the 7th time is a bonus.
>>66298308
1-1
>>66298313
More like Jack Cuckback
Who are odds on?
>de foe
anyone got a stream link?
my Icelandic friend wants to watch the game
I wonder if Colback still posts here.
>de foe
why does big sam have a jew star on his suit?
Sunderland bossing this. Seven in a row incoming.
>>66298340
http://www.streamsus.com/stream4.html
just had a pot noodle lads, much nicer than I remember them being
chicken and mushroom of course
that dog running behind on the advertising boards always distracts me
>there are people on /sp/ RIGHT NOW unironically watching Memehampton vs Livershit over this
Do they have brain damage lads?
>>66298350
Newcastle to score nailed on then
How many tabs of 4chan do you lads have open?
3 here
>>66298349
6 gorillion wins in a row
>>66298368
just the one
The premier league have worked out the best way to avoid illegal streams: Make teams play in green fucking kits so you can't make anything out
>>66298352
Disgusting, fucking cancer-inducing crap.
I think I'll have one too.
>>66298373
jej
>>66298368
2. This and /cric/
> Newcastle's midfield standing in a line ball watching
Relegate these fools
>wake up
>remember Leicester City have an 8 point lead at the top of the Premier League
>>66298368
LIke 6 but three of them are dead threads on /tv/ and /wsg/
Nice corner faggot
>Shitrovic
>misstrovic
proper high intensity shit match
>>66298368
3 4chan ones in one window, a couple of reddit tabs in a 2nd window and a stream up on my monitor
this thread is so comfy
>>66298431
These sorts of matches are the best thing about English football
good save desu
>>66298398
>that Lesterl/a/d feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>krul injured
blessing in disguise
>>66298459
>Peru (gay)
>>66298435
North East team threads are usually comfy as there's not that many fans of them here and they're all shit so there's less arrogance and shitposting.
>>66298165
>>66298459
you have to be the most irritating poster on /sp/
Shelvey has been at Newcastle for a couple of weeks and is already captain.
It goes to show how cancerous most of their players are.
>>66298462
Never even heard of poocastles goalie he looks like he's proabably wank though
Fellow unemployed northerners *nods*
mitrovic guaranteed red
>>66298368
2 /a/ tabs and this one.
Lads which boots should I get? I had F50s a few years ago and didn't really like them. Too light. Think I'll go with the Predators.
>>66298485
Made a decent save earlier
>>66298474
Why so?
>>66298466
Is that a proposition?
>>66298495
>meme boots
>>66298474
I don't understand how he manages to be first in just about any thread on this board at any time of the day
>>66298474
this
>>66298485
you've never heard of are rob elliot? wtf
>>66298495
World Cups or bust.
>Kony rugby tackling
kek
>>66298495
Just get some black ones you ponce
>>66298495
Just hollow out a couple of potatoes and stick your feet in them m8
refball
Jack "one of us' Colback
>>66298485
He's actually fairly decent, surprisingly
>>66298526
>Implying he has any
>>66298495
magista
comfy as furk
>>66298495
>that currency
>>66298525
>look at me I buck social trends and pretend I'm in the 80s that makes me mature and manly :^)
#COLBACK4ENGLAND
#GINGERPIRLO
>>66298543
found the adidas shill
What happened to Newcastle?
>>66298165
Newc/a/stle here, 3-1 to the Toon
>>66298542
Good post
>shelvey
Not very helpful with your boot suggestions lads. Has to one of those 3 because of the bumper sale. I'm not paying 150 quid for a pair of Copa Mundials
You now remember Jack Alnwick
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>>66298561
Colback's having a great game
Colback is retarded
>>66298561
SportsDirect™
damn, colback is gonna get sent off by half time playing like this
>>66298561
Owner who has no real understanding of football and just does whatever the prevailing media opinion on what a club should do rather than actually thinking about it.
It's what a team would be like if /sp/ ran it.
>yellow card
RIP on the bench lad
Jack "slicked back" colback
Colback should be off
thats two reckless bookable tackles
Colback is stupid. He's going to get sent off
Colback is getting sent the fuck off at this rate
>de foe
>Jack Fullback
"""""We're""""" playing so much better under Rafa it's not even funny
>britclaps
>Defoe
>>66298543
>being a trendy #LAD
Why are there so many Americlaps in the audience?
>dat sunlun applause
>followed by newcasltle applause
lel
>YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH --- WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>DE FAGGOT
Honestly, I just want to see trugeordie sad and angry
>It's yet ANOTHER Blunderland refball match
Well these are rare, especially against Newcastle.
lmao
FUCK
>muh plane
>>66297668
A toothless fat arse or a fake tanned slapper
yfw townsend gets in the england squad for the euros
WOT
Where's catts? It's not a derby without based catts
>it's a townsend does a million flashy bloot attempts none of which go in episode
He needs a new script writer 2bh
>>66298666
Beelzebug confirms
>>66298351
thanks senpai
Mitrovic fucking punched him what the fuck
what an idiot
>de foe
again
DEFOE YOU OLD FUCKER COME ON
>Shitfou
defoe should have had a hatrick
What the fuck just happened?
>manlets
FUCKING HELL DEFOE RUN FASTER
damn defoe is still sharp
>>66298666
better than walcott 2bh
>forcing this Benitez-Big Sam """rivalry""" this hard
premier league is disgusting
>Liverpool are good again
Why do the bad guys always win /sp/?
Bets on who will be sent off first?
steady on Aleksander, he's called MANNONE, not MAPONY
Went with the Predators.
Working my way up through the lower leagues. I'll be the next Vardy. You better not chat shit about my boots.
>tfw there's a bunch of Sunderland supporters watching this game in the pub surrounded by Newcastle supporters
Guess who's getting killed later
>>66298750
are jackie colback
>>66298738
u r disgusting u fat slob
>>66298755
>>66298760
Literally no one cares.
>Shitsoko
>>66298760
for what purpose do you buy sunglasses? i thought they dont even sell those in UK and Ireland
>>66298783
T&T proving again why he's objectively the best poster on /sp/
>>66298760
I hope you have this haircut otherwise you can't pull them off 2bh lad
At this point I'm honestly just disappointed about how shit Sissoko is
>>66298783
the windies game is about to start m8
Can't say it's not been entertaining at least
>>66298797
Some of us can afford holidays
this kirchoff fella looks good
>>66298797
going to the beach on Tuesday
>>66298861
Had the worst start ever but he's been alright since.
Imagine living in Sunderland
>Aydivey Perez
Pls lads just take advantage of this set piece
Also lel that cheeky nutmeg on Kaboul
>flopping
>>66298870
It's not so bad. I live in the greenbelt so it's actually quite nice.
>>66298870
I don't have to imagine mate
>dat mitro
>ir's a newcastle do all the attacking and concede to lucky sunderland counter-attack epidsode
Why there's Woody Harrelson in Sunderland's goal?
>>66298897
looks nothing like him you blind twat
>>66298870
I can't believe it's an actual city, the centre is literally shitter than Slough
>>66298884
whereabouts
Momentum is all for Newcastle
They're winning this at this rate
>>66298897
literally what
>>66298666
I'll just support France instead desu.
>actually making a fucking Gypsy who got run out of 2 clubs for being unreliable your club captain
>the city of Spanish waiters
>>66298897
It's Veratti's dad
>screaming like a girl
>>66298861
He was pretty good at Mainz, but he was obviously never going to be good enough for Bayern.
>>66298912
It's not, calling it a city is a meme. It's just a town.
>>66298913
The north. Just on the border of South Tyneside.
Why do people give Sky £40 a month for this shit?
>>66298870
>I used to live in Doxford Park
You know not poverty
>Shelvey fell down a staircase as a baby
jesus christ every newcastle pass puts a teammate under pressure
fucking hell all these soft twats rolling around
there hasn't even been a hard tackle yet
Yedlin la
So is this colback at LB thing actually happening?
Kind of feel like Sunderland are better without Johnson
>>66298897
i don't think woody harrelson is who you think he is
Shelvey is such a rat
>>66298999
colback, or as I like to call him, fullback ;)
>>66298944
just looked that shit up
fucking hell man, that's third world tier
>>66298999
Rafa just thought "col" meant "left" in English
>>66299005
without o'shea, cattermole, larsson, fletcher, jones, brown, gomez, graham, pantillimon and lens
Find a bigger cunt than Chris "I bleed black and white but hope Sunderland win" Waddle.
>>66298999
>80 million Raheem-Sterlings spent
>playing a DM as a LB
>spending half of the season with Dummett
>best left back in club is Haidara
>>66299038
Anyone who's ever commentated on BT Sport
>>66299038
His son
I went to school with him
