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this man plays the exact same role as Muller and does it just
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this man plays the exact same role as Muller and does it just as capably, if he played for Bayern people would call him a world top 5 striker and if Muller played for Leicester he'd be a meme
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>>66296287

what he's doing is called a one-hit wonder. if he played for bayern he wouldn't be playing.
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>>66296287
only difference that Müller is a WC and CL winning player who does it season after season while with all due respect to Leicester they will probably never ever have a season like that and for all we know Vardy will be totally shit next season. Even time is against him.
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what about 10 WC goals and 35 CL goals?
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>>66296308
this tbqh
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>>66296308

>if he played for Bayern people would call him a world top 5 striker and if Muller played for Leicester he'd be a meme
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if he was Haime Vardihno he would be called the player of a generation
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>>66296373

>that flag
>that topic

opinion discarded

everyone knows mahrez is also a bust and he has an ''exotic'' name
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>>66296320
Vardy has played well for 5 months m8 get a grip
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Mueller couldn't put up Vardy's numbers for Leicester. Vardy could put up Mueller's numbers for Bayern.
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>>66296398
>mahrez is also a bust
2015 / 2016 Barclays Premier League

30
Games
16
Goals
11
Assists
78
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>>66296435
78
Shots
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>>66296435
78 what?
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>>66296444
>>66296440
it's here trips boy
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>>66296287
>if
>would
>if
>he'd be

Come back to reality, which
>>66296308
>Vardy will be totally shit next season
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>>66296287
Literally nothing about that sentence is correct
nice effort family
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>>66296435

literally the next affelay.
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literally a work rate babby, very fitting that he can only thrive in the "premier" league like all leicester meme players
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>mfw naysayers have went from saying leicester will choke to saying they will play like shit next year

keep chatting shit, they'll come for your arab money teams next year
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>>66296287
who? i remember somebody with that face being good for the tail end of 2015. did he go to another league during the jan window?

>>66296298
one hit wonder dictates atleast one full season right?
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>>66296558
Leicester don't even run particularly hard. Teams like Spurs are Mememouth are far more workrate based.
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he isn't half the player Muller is

why are bonglards so delusional?

there isn't a more plastic and pathetic league in football today and it's getting progressively more irrelevant. it wont belong before the chinese league passes the "premier" league up in terms of prestige
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>>66296577

not whole leicester but vardy does, the others have meme qualites of their own

morgan is the bbc
drinkwater is the definition of mediocre'
mahrez is le shoot a lot man
kante is "like le makelelele xd"
and so on

kudos to pearson and ranieri for assembling so many memes so well
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>>66296569

it's not even leicester in perticular. it's just a scenario we've seen over and over again so we just know it'll happen.

Stuttgart, Montpellier, Valencia ; Cacau, Giroud, Mista.
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>>66296287
If vardy was a johnny foreigner he'd get next to no press
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>>66296599
of course its not leicester in particular, since they'll be beating barcelona 3-1 next year :)
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>>66296595
you can do this for Bayern too

Muller is le quirky underrated but not underrated at all man
Robben is le cut inside man
Le Wandowski face
Poop

etc
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>>66296611
>CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
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>>66296513
>only my beliefs are reality
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Can't wait for the mighty foxes to assrape Bayern in the champions league next season.
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>>66296605
He's literally just a white Aubameyang and Auba gets a lot of press
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>>66296626
proxy off, harry
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>>66296634
Just like you bandwagon bayern in america he can bandwagon leicester just the same

Or should we say proxy off klaus?
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>>66296630
No aubameyang is a lot better
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Muller didn't start to be good at 29 yo.
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>>66296653

Vardy on roids confirmed.
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>>66296648
literally nobody bandwagons buy-ern in america
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>>66296668
I have a hard time believing that at least here on 4chan where half the americans are going on about their german heritage
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Müller's a shit
Vardy's a shit
Admin close thread please
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>>66296668
except landycakes
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>>66296671
>putting any value in what meme spewing obese virgin autists on a cambodian tantric sculpturing emporium have to say

i think you should check out reddit sometime, anon
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>>66296700
no I hate hugboxes
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>>66296668
Except the entirety of reddit
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>>66296727
>reddit
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Leicester will win the cl next seasom. Book it.
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>>66296649
lol
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who's that Muller guy you're comparing with England's Brave Vardy?
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Do I hear someone chatting shit?
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>scored the goal that saves buyearn from juventus
>scored the goal that saved lester city

It's pottery
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If vardy played in a one team league against FC Traktor every week he'd be on 50 goals already this season desu
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>Le midfielder coming from le back to score le surprise goals

A literal dime, a literal dozen.
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>>66297268
He's playing in a one team league m8 against Yellowtooth City and company. Don't be deluded.
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>>66297303
One of two teams that have never won the league before will win it this year, everyone knows who will win la liga and buyernsliga for the next five years, how is the PL a one team league my dusky friend?
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>>66296287
When was the last time he even scored?
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>>66297358
Against arsenal i think when they lost. Didnt play badly though just not getting the goals, if they keep winning who cares
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>>66297343
You were not talking about historical records but about current facts and their impact in their stats.

Lester - Spurs. 8 points
Buyen - Dortmund 8 points
Barça - Atletico 8 points

Dortmund - Spurs 5(five)-1 in two games last two weeks
Barça and Atletico playing semifinals where only the 4th in the EPLEL is because he played against the easiest team possible.

Your league is drowning and you have the guts to say that is something good and >muh FC traktor
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>>66297268
hes in the weakest league in europe m8
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>>66297429
it's ok to be jealous pal, go watch barcelona beat some sunday league team 9-0
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>>66297456
Ok, I'll watch how he defeated arselel or city with no effort m8. Thanks for the advice.
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Alaba > Lardy Lel
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>>66297480
Messi wouldn't score more than 15 in the Premier League, where he'd have to play against real teams every week.
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>>66297504
>"english" "premier" league
>"real teams"
You might as well call them franchises, since you're barely above the mls at this point.
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>>66297749
#damn
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>>66296513
Wait, does Lukashenko allow you to post on a Smolenskian Kalasnikov Assembly Board?
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>it's a brits trying to defend the Eplel like it's fucking Rorke's Drift episode

Man I'm starting to get tired of this shit
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>>66297749
Anything is better than having to watch Bayern, Dortmund and a bunch of other teams that no one has ever heard of
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>>66297814
At least I'm not a gypo lmao
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>>66297749
Aston Villa would unironically beat 15 teams in the Bundesliga
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>>66297456
If I wanted to see a league full of shit teams with lots of parity I'd watch 2ª División
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>>66297836
At least I'm not a Paki pretending to be a Britbong when I'm literally scared shitless when I see one armless Romanian Gyppo begging for cigs on my street corner
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>>66297837
There are only 10 teams in the Bundesliga and I would honestly bet on Salzburg, Rapid or Austria over Ashton. Get some knowledge son
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>>66296287
Müller is not a 29 year old one-season-babby though. Vardy is the Alexander Meier of the EPL.
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Is Vardy the best peruvian player on history?
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>>66297888
>gypsy banter
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>>66297892
who
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>>66297929
Post animoo Atahualpa
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>>66297937
>englel taking banter
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>>66297929
That's not Pizarro
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>>66297964
We invented banter.
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>>66297977
you also did football, doesn't mean you're not shit at it as well nowadays
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>>66297977
>it's a Britain actually invented everything episode
>including fire, astronomy and Swiss cheese
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>>66297993
>>66298002
Why are you always so mad Rom/a/nia?
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>>66298054
You see it's a cultural thing. We're not mad, this is just Romanian banter, but the United Kingdom of Banter and Ulster can't ever handle it. East Youro banter is savage m8
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>>66298091
I see... As long you're happy it's alright I guess
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>>66298091
then why don't you start telling all your cousins to stop coming over and getting shit chicken factory jobs over here
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>>66296287
the age of contrarianism is real
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So vardy would score 10 goals in 2 wcs for germany?
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>>66298562
No because he's English, do you know anything about football?
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>>66296287
People overrate Germans and love to suck their dicks, why are you surprised
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>>66299272

But they don't even wave their own flags, why would they rate someone not called Brimdong?
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>>66298372
I wish they did, but honestly Romania is cleaner since our poorest went West to find a better life(read: better corner to beg at). What's funny is that they are actually bringing revenue in the country since you just can't stop from giving them shekels
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>Americans make dozens of threads every month for years about how the premier league has no "parity"
>Germans agree with them and talk about how all the teams in the German top six are as good as each other

>Leicester have a good season and look like winning the league
>the same Germans and Americans are making threads about how this is proof of English football being dead and how one team dominating Germany is proof of how incredible football is there
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>>66297456
>>66297480
>Ok, I'll watch how he defeated arselel or city with no effort m8. Thanks for the advice.
BRUTAL
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are there many more brave english striker lurking in the shadow of the lower league?
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>>66296287

He is a big guy
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>>66302065
based fuchs bringing the logic
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>>66296287

He is doing a Kevin Phillips or James Beatie did way back, hits form in an average team that somehow plays well together, he is already starting his downwards drop. Sure he'll still score but he'll be passed around soon from club to club and spend his last few seasons in the lower league.
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>>66296298
canacuck spitting buzzwords
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Winning the premier league is a bigger achievement than winning the fucking european cup or whatever it's called.

Has Muller won the premier league?
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>>66297993
DROPPED
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>>66298562
If he plays against shit teams like England, of course yes
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>>66296589

>And he calls British delusional
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>>66297429
you support a league where you either a bandwaggoner or a loser.

which one are you pablo?
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>>66311991

buzzword is a buzzword
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>>66296287
>people would call him a world top 5 striker

u wot m8
Only redditors think this guy ain't top 5
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>>66314770

Vagner Love
Bas Dost
Graziano Pellè
Christian Benteke
Diego Costa

so yeah, not even top 5
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>>66314844
>Canada
>Vagner Love

So much homosexuality in just one post m8
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>>66314863

says the guy that sounds like he's catching cum with his tongue when he pronounces S's and Z's
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You now remember Grant Holt.
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>>66314885
m8 pls Canada won't even be Canadian within 4 years. The worst part is I'm not even memeing it's a complete fact.
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>>66315035

you speak from experience Faruk?
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>>66314885
>maple syrup
>a leaf
>vagner love
>im the gay

just
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>>66315093

you meant maple thyrup i believe cumslurper
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