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matches today:
>2nd bundes
nürnberg - leipzig
bochum - fürth
1860 - bielefeld
(all 13:30 cet)
>bundes
stuttgart - leverkusen (15:30 cet)
augsburg - dortmund (17:30 cet)
international break after this
good morning
time for coffee and motd
>>66295961
>coffee
Yes
>motd
No
>>66295961
Oh, and how rude of me. Good morning!
hello
Who /DoPa/ here?
>>66295996
Yes hello.
>dopa
Is Bismarck du Plessis related to Otto von Bismarck ?
>>66295961
>>66295988
Good morning.
>>66296197
Good morning, Samantha.
almost time for afghanistan - south africa
Good morning, who would you currently nominate?
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/meinteam_kicker-em-2016.html
>J. Boateng 97,5%
>>66296197
good morning dumbers
>>66296259
>/based migration/ already starting to pay dividends
reminder that THIS is the brown mans century
reminder that Germany WILL surpass England within 20 years
>>66296284
any more locanto pickups lad?
>>66296317
not ivan lad
>>66296351
Good morning
who /dopa/ here?
>watching dopa
>Slomka and Meyer at DoPa
nice
>not watching DoPa
neo-/bundes/ baka
>>66296439
>>66296442
>>66296443
>>66296452
what are you talking about m8's
todays the day chicharito breaks his leg and we wont see him play for mexico. keep him, germany
>>66296464
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
>>66296464
yer mum
>>66296475
haha!
dat dopa-MILF behind Slomka
>Hans Meyer bringing the banter
>>66296495
based
rip hangover
wew lad this bad blood
>>66296397
Good morning
fucking happy that Hannover goes down
I want us (Nürnberg) to destroy Hoffenheim in relagation.
>>66296452
>watching this mess
>>66296681
Hello Kyouko
>>66296688
nope
nice digits btw
>not watching Doppelpass
go back to Transfermarkt
>watching Doppelpass
go back to Facebook
>watching doppelpass
turbopleb detected
>>66296722
>>66296744
t. mad Bauern customer
i haven't watched doppelpass in years
is it still shit?
>>66296769
not even close
>>66296772
yes
not sure if i should get beer or not drink today
the guy from Zeit isn't as bad as I expected
>>66296834
get a beer but not vor vier.
>>66296863
Which one is it?
>>66296870
the one next to helmer that isn't hans meyer
Schaaf is finished
>länderspielpause
ugh
is it true that /int/ is not the problem, the australians are
>hans
W E W
Not really looking forward to the game tonight. Every game I go to turns out to be shit and boring.
>>66296994
Is the game on TV?
>>66296994
Idk. H96 vs.Eintracht has drama written all over it and BvB vs. Augsburg could be a decent game too.
>>66297014
every game is on TV.
>>66297014
Yes. Brondby - Esbjerg
>>66297035
>H96 vs.Eintracht
that was yesterday
>>66297050
oh fug! I had to work yesterday, so I couldn't watch any games.
>>66297075
>working on saturday evening
are u a prostitute?
>>66297083
No, I'm a Gewürzmischer.
>>66296994
Eat sausages with mustard non-stop, that will keep you distracted
>denmark will never eat your sausage
morning
>>66297141
Guuud Morneeeeeeeng. Penis! Penis! Penis!
>>66297093
I think I will have two sausages.
>>66297160
slut
sluuuuuuuuuuuut
>>66297143
Didn't even know that match is up "today". Won't watch, but will gladly enjoy United Kingdoms gifs
>>66297160
Yeah that's the minimum
It's interesting to see what Sport1 chose to be the commercials during a show like Doppelpass, knowing very well who their audience is
15:00 Torino ? - ? Juventus
>>66297193
that true for most broadcast.
>>66297206
*that's
>>66297206
Yeah, commercials are an insult to human(s) (intelligence) in general
Juve
Barca
Spurs
BVB
Real
A cheeky fiver. Why not?
>>66297281
Literally three of those teams will lose "today"
can someone name some nice german food? i want to impress a qt german
>>66297297
spurs, bvb, and?
>>66297298
döner
>>66297298
penis
>>66297321
yeah surprisingly she likes donor . why can't germans into food?
>>66297311
Juve
>>66297298
Rinderroulade
>>66297340
that's rich, coming from a yank.
>>66297298
Schweinebraten mit Klos und Biersauce dazu Sauerkraut.
I have almost the same shoes as Schmadtke was wearing yesterday while pulling a Pepe Guardiola extreme
>>66297434
Them Serviettenknödel. I would eat the shit out of that meal
>>66297434
Germany cuisine is just some variation pork.
>eating servietten
>>66297458
Is there a problem with that?
>>66297470
Meat is bad for you. Especially pork. Also it is haram.
>>66297490
based Abdul
>German commericals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSvNjDQSaM
>>66297490
fuck off
>>66297458
pork is great
So are you guys going to watch Brondby-Esbjerg?
I will be in the upper stand (sit??) to the right of the Brondby "ultras"
I think >we can win if we come up against India desu
>>66297553
Nürnberg vs Red Bull is on m8
Flanagan is captain today
>>66297594
I don´t get it
>>66297561
>>66297569
>>66297616
>never expanding your horizon
Provincial much?
>>66297634
i started watching cricket yesterday. sri lanka - west indies starts at 15:00 cet
>>66297644
I see. I would have liked to watch that.
>>66297633
why should they sell him?
Dwars door Vlanderen on Wednesday. Broadcast starts 14.20. I will shut the door to my office and watch it. Shouldn't be too busy on the last afternoon before easter begins.
>>66297682
easter begins on friday
>>66297693
Gründonnerstag
>>66297703
Not saying he's world class, but I disagree.
>>66297704
i see
>>66297726
Yes. It's a public holiday in Denmark.
>>66297634
âs if this would be a bad thing
>>66297741
t. dorftrottel
1860!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Already have a good buzz going. Maybe I'll do some hooliganism today.
Imagine being an Esbjerg fan. Travelling literally across the entire country to watch a game with almost certainly under 2,5 goals that finishes around 2000 Uhr and then going back home and out on the fishing boat early tomorrow morning.
I hope they went by car. The walk from the S-train station to the stadium is really long.
>>66297770
cool blog, faggot
>drunkmark
It's really nice to watch a team with Daniel Agger in it when what you're used to watching live is so far under his level. Even as an old, broken man he's so superior. No matter how shit the rest of the team is, he's incredibly calm on the pitch. Must be nice to be a young central defender playing next to him. It's just a shame that he's so often reduced to playing next to a midfielder (Örnskov) or another geriatric (Albrechtsen) even though, to be fair, Albrechtsen is actually pretty good.
I still remember when Agger was the young guy playing next to the calm, seasoned pro in Andreas Jacobsson.
>dankmark
Tyne-Wear
>alabas gf is literally a 6/10
bet she sucks a mean dick
SǿnderjyskE 3-2 FC Midtjylland
hehehe
>>66297644
>>66297655
please watch our sport
>>66297870
>being jealous of another man's girlfriend
wew lad
I take you dont have a gf?
>It's a Denmark spams /bundes/ episode
:(
Who /filtereddumbmark/ here?
>>66297873
I will
>>66297879
I'm leaving soon and then I probably won't post again until tomorrow evening
>>66297879
she's just nervous/anxious about going to the game later and this is her way of dealing with those emotions
Hannover U19 beat Dortmund U19 2-0 and are through to the Pokkalfinale against Hertha BSC U19
hope you all die soon
>>66297922
We all have friends who laugh like Ribéry does in this picture. Or maybe some us are that friend (not me). I love those guys.
RBL
RBL
RBL
>>66297943
i-is Müller a vampire
official Nürnberg - Leipzig game music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0S60Gp5rM
>>66297947
They didn't score?
>>66297984
can I score on you, m'lady
>>66297992
Woah haha
The last time I watched Brondby live, Hradecky was in goal.
The new guy s a pretty good replacement, but Hradecky was really good for us.
dat Eisfeld
TERODDE
>>66297777
Checked
>>66297770
Out on the fishing boat, eh?
Tyne-Wear derby "today"
>>66297882
Gooooooo
>Citroen C4 Cactus
suuure..
>>66297943
Hello
>>66298070
Esbjerg has a big fishing fleet. They actually supplied Nazi Germany with a lot of fish during world war two, excuse my /int/
As I've said multiple times in /bundes/, the city was founded as a replacement for Altona when Denmark lost its German territories.
They are the Danish version of Bremen, in that Esbjerg smelling of fish is a normie meme.
>>66297852
ugly watch
>>66298087
Yeah. But it is TODAY. Or are you taking our Australian friends into consideration
>>66298123
Hello
>>66298139
You're right. I didn't even notice it when I first looked at the picture, but it is ugly.
good morning
I hear the birds chirping outside, no signs of cars
>>66297943
im probably lahm
in a parallel world everytime
>>66298160
Good morning
>>66298145
The latter and also everyone else included in a hardcore timezone
>>66298178
hello!
>>66298177
I'm Müller in that picture
just take a beta blocker ffs
>Jurgens Reds
>Scouse nicht Englisch
k
>>66298160
>>66298178
good morning
>>66298177
I'm Manuel Neuers sweaty sock somewhere in that picture hehee mmm yes
>>66298200
I have a beta blocker in my pants iykwim.
>>66298179
That's nice of you
>>66298203
We're taking two Australian exchange students (girls) to the game (my dad is in rotary)
>>66298224
Hi
Nürnberg Leipzig is boring desu lads
>Sunderland in green
why
>tfw Stuttgart will finish above Golfsburg
not a bad feel
>>66298260
I played rugby on the streets with my exchange student with the ball I bought in his home town when I visited him and his family. Well actually we just threw and catched the rugby ball.
have fun with your students, you're probably going to have a fun time. Will you be talking english all the time?
>he supports 1860
>>66298337
what a depressing habitat
>>66298337
Yes, but I will also have my brother and some of our mutual friends there. The students aren't really my dad's responsibility as such, but he had a load of free tickets so some of his friends said he should give some of them to the girls.
I used to be a guide/contact person for a couple of exchange students each semester at uni. They were all nice, but Australians really are a cut above the rest as human beings.
>>66298402
Are they cute?
>>66298337
That type of house and street really reminds me a lot of Germany, especially in the lower half, as well as Austria. I have spent so much time in that area on holidays or on my way to holidays. I really like that region of Europe.
>>66298427
I don't know. I've never met them or seen pictures of them. I don't even know their names.
>>66298463
just call both of them sheila
Nicki Bille is enjoying his time in Poland. Good for him.
>>66298477
>not Shrimps and Barbie
>>66298477
No I will introduce myself and remember their names.
My poor dad has to drive them to the game (he'll be watching the game as well) and he's one of those guys who prefer German to English.
Is Lukas Graham a global phenomenon?
>>66298567
not sure,
but in an odd way you are a global phenomenon.
ROTE BULLEN
B
L
dat Stiepermann assist
>>66298656
Will you be watching Brondby-Esbjerg later?
Bremen~
>>66298260
>(my dad is in rotary)
ah cool, so are we
my sister went to America through them so we take in exchange students sometimes
>>66298784
I just might since it is on before my favorite club plays.
Michael played for both at least, if you remember.
>>66298888
I do.
NÜRNBUNDES
NUR DER FCN
SAXONS ON SUICIDE WATCH
REMINDER TO SHED THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN
REMINDER THAT LEIPZIG WILL LOSE THE FIRST SPOT AND LOSE IN RELEGATION AGAINST FRANKFURT
Leipzig, Freiburgo and Nürnbundes all but through
now it's just a matter of who goes up directly
Buffon
>>66298888
Checked
Liverpool
>it's a bochum loses episode
>>66299088
dumb frogposter
>>66299130
wew lad what up with the hate?
IT'S OGRE NAO
KÄWIN
Ä
W
I
N
>Großkreutz is now Zeugwart
lel
See you
PRESS F TO EXPRESS YOUR APPRECIATION FOR NÜRNBERG FOR SAVING THE BUNDESLIGA
Die Club are on a good run.
Nurburg
Frieburg
RB
Is how the league will end. It's a shame 5 clubs cannot come up.
>>66299440
Have fun
>+7
F
U
N
OOOO STUTTGART
SMOGGY SHITHOLE IN THE SOUTH
Hi,BUNDESU
Leverkusen will lose 4-2 eventually. bet a kidney on it.
>>66299793
kill yourself
>>66299814
I'm in.
t. Albanian businessman
>>66299793
hello
>>66299793
>>66299953
go away, kawaii merchant
>>66299793
hello
>>66299793
looks yummy
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>v
>>66300004
What is it
southampton 3-2 liverpool
what happened?
>>66299849
just report and ignore
>>66300113
no idea, but it looks yummy.
>>66300674
liverpool stopped playing football in the 2nd half.
Livershit
>>66300113
takoyaki, i think
>>66300739
but what if this is hiro? he visited /bundes/ before.
>newcastle in charge of winning a derby
>>66300822
wasn't he in france or something?
>>66300816
Where do I even buy the ingredients for that dish when I'm not in Japan. I don't know of any ASIA shop close to me.
>>66300869
Yeah it's laughable. You should never put Newcastle in charge of winning a derby because clearly they are _NOT_ up for the task.
>>66300869
was he? can't remember tßh.
My guess of Juventus losing turns out to be wrong. They are doing perfectly wine
>>66300932
you can get the pan off amazon. the rest you can probably get at karstadt or something
>>66301014
dortmund and spurs will still lose tho
why is this thread so dead?
>>66301670
I'm not engaging in it
>>66301670
no one cares about lelverkusen/shitgart + no relevant news.
>>66301732
This
>>66301732
i care
>>66301759
I don't understand the image
>>66301787
It's le epic nerd humour
>>66301787
ant roads exist because they send out pheromones, which all ants can sent and thus follow.
its their way to communicate.
ants in a kitchen dont sent any pheromones thus leading them to the conclusion that there is no life in a kitchen.
man can only reach out with radiowaves. we can hardly follow our own communication.
the search for outer life has hardly even began.
>>66301759
it's a comment on one of the possible solutions to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox i think
>>66301826
randall is a good guy. he is doing this for almost a decade and he is steadily improving.
im happy for him and he can reach me on an emotional level.
dont be so harsh, anon.
>>66301876
also true. its way more fun if human problems are shown with ants / animals in general.
>>66301864
>ants in a kitchen dont sent any pheromones
Why not
I think I get it now thanks to your explanation
oh, found why i was instantly thinking of the fermi paradox:
>"Let’s say we have an anthill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the anthill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?”
michio kaku
