Get your predictions in lads
Loooooong phone calls.
City 5 Utd 1
>>66277263
Pls happen
1-1 demichelis sent off
City 3 - 2 United
but I fear another 1-1 borefest
BOREDOM
>boner blasts about 5 chances well wide
>dull as ditchwater
>0-0 philosophy intensifies
>>66277147
City 6-2
Aguero (4), Fernandinho, De Gea (o.g.)
Martial, Schweini
City 4 - man u 1
1-1
>implying those shit teams are good enough to score a goal
0-0
1-0 United, dubs for Fellaini elbow of god goal
>>66277147
>city1 - 4 utd
this is gonna be a slaughter in UTD's favour. demichelis and mongala are liabilities to the point where city are better off playing with nine men from the beginning than with those 2 in the starting 11.
also note that city have won none of their games against opposition in the top 7 of the table. against:
>Leicester- L1 D1
>Spurs- L2
>Arsenal- L1
>west Ham- L1 D1
>Man Utd- D1
>>66277422
nice post
It depends on whether Van Gaal insists on misusing Martial
>>66277531
also
>Stoke - L1
>>66277561
>>66277561
>start 3 random youngsters per game
>drop them forever if they don't score within 2 starts
>start them forever if they do score (Rashford)
>muh philosphee
>>66277147
2 reds
post yfw nacho scores a brace
LVG commits ritual Seppuku in the centre circle at half time
3-2martial
Is there any possible way United wins? They're terrible
>>66278102
Literally ends 0-0
City 3 - United 1
>>66277224
keep joking about the importance of important phone calls all you want
>>66278277
Was it your deportation officer?
>>66277318
it's mangala and otamendi m8
>>66278293
Kek absolutely blown the fuck out hahha
>>66278293
>>66278357
samefat
>>66278102
you never know
>>66277561
le 80m out of all competitions man
2-2
>>66278277
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3-1 Shitty
ABLVG stronk
>>66278573
Alles Behalve Manchester City is een geestesziekte
>>66277147
>>66278277
>>66278458
>>66278659
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to Get together and sing. Sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest
Cellular, modular, interactivodular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no Bologna, it ain't a phony
My cellular bananular phone
>>66278799
>posting from your phone and browser
(You)
>>66277717
united are due a pasting, de gay better not bail them out for the gorrilionth time this season
>>66278293
Fuck, actual murder committed.
>>66278814
>>66278799
Can't wait to see when they drag you out of Amsterdam
>>66278935
>has two phones
damn tyrone, who you jack that one from?
mangler and the hothead at centreback
wew lad
>>66279001
>different phones
>different timezones
you got BTFO, deal with it
>>66279001
>y-you have two phones! s-stop bullying me
You really do know quite a bit about phones don't you?
>>66279001
>>66279098
Lel I guess he does.
Breh just end it honestly. You look like Elliot, you might as well go out like him
Dutchbro can't go out without banging a French ho in a PSG shirt first
>>66279098
>>66279177
you can just stop already family
>>66279209
i'd go but i don't feel like getting bombed, monchengladbach no terrorist gives a shit about
>>66279240
OK sorry about that m8. Didn't mean to get you rused just having a laugh haha.
>>66279292
m8 the day /sp/ gets me rused is the day i call it quits ;)
>>66279329
M8 what was the legendary phonecall about? I'd think everyone on the board would like to know lel
>>66279379
it was this dutch aruban girl letting me know i made her preggers so i told the dumb bitch to get lost lel
>>66279417
xd
Damn family did you wrap it up or raw dog the bitch?
>>66279777
i did but the thing broke
>>66279810
Man just get a DNA test after the thing is born. If it's yours don't dodge it bro, every baby needs a dad.
I had a pregnancy scare with some girl who claimed I was the dad. Got a DNA test and I told the bitch to fuck off afterwards. Never be a cuck
>>66279876
she already """""""""""""""""""""""took care of it"""""""""""""""""" if you feel me
City 4 - Manure 0
3 Own goals by De gay
>>66279896
tell me more
>xd
>>66279896
>>66279896
Good taste in black chicks. They suck the d like champs. Most here are repulsive but if they take care of themselves they really btfo white women. The somali girl I was with was high test without the nigganess. Unbeatable
>>66279933
abortion clinic
>>66280031
she's not really black but i've been with black girls before, without a doubt the tightest fugs
>>66280081
I've never had a pregnancy scare thank god, thought I was gonna have one once when I woke up drunk and realised I barebacked a friend of a friend but she had an implant of some kind that stops you shitting out babies
>xd
>>66280081
Yes they are. They don't mind going the extra mile
>>66280226
oh yeah that spiral thingy, did you feel it during? this girl had it too and i felt it was pretty shitty so i asked her afterwards and she told me she had one of them
>>66280267
it was in her arm, not 100% sure how it works because I went to an all boy's grammar school and they never really taught us about female contraception, just shouted WEAR CONDOMS at us and showed us pictures of dicks falling off due to STDs
>>66280322
no clue they have ones you can put in your arm
isn't progress beautiful
i feel sorry for him if he goes to the game tomorrow
0-0
Only way United might win is if Felliani doesn't play and LvG always plays Felliani.
>people think City will win
have you not watched football lately? have you seen their form?
United win 2-0.
>>66281028
yes because united's form is so stellar
>>66280267
my gf had one, its a hormone thing in the arm,it died mid January and she didn't realize till 3 weeks ago. How fucked am I?
>>66281533
fuck i'm sorry
>>66281028
This, United have the momentum.
Last two digits of this post
>>66281533
What do you mean it died?
My gf has one aswell, I feel it in her arm almost every few days and it still feels fine, the doctor said it should last 3 years from when it was put in
Do you mean it's been 3 years or it broke early?
>>66281642
the momentum of going out in the champions league and europa league cannot be underestimated
>>66281783
3 year warranty ran out basically, they get a card stating a date and she thought it ran out mid February, but card said 21st Jan. You do get a bit of leeway due to residual decline, but here we are, mid-March, praying for a period.
My prediction is this is going to be a funny match because both teams sucks balls and it will show the average level of the epl
>>66279417
This is about as legit as your legendary 200 girlfriend haul.
>>66288263
stay mad
I'm here for the phone call posting desu
>4th place bowl
United will pull an upset
>kick and rush
>bus parking
>lots of cards
just like any EPL top game
Won't even bother anymore.
>>66277147
Boring 0-0
>>66279001
>heh, t-two phones r-right?
Daaaaaaaamn Daniel. Back at it again with the white vans.
>>66297229
Tbf the average Algerian probably can't comprehend that someone in the world might have the money to afford more than one phone
>>66297323
i'm dutch tßh
>>66297361
You've admitted you're a dirty med swimmer before desu
>>66297381
nah bro
how come no one hype for the derby
