As suspected, Crawford is kill. Darling's starting tonight. Set expectations to ded. At least Hossa is back.
On the flipside, Dano and Ladd face off against their former teams. This should be interesting.
Game coverage starts at 7:00PM CST.
>>66253205
>it's a konroyd game
I'm gonna need more beer.
>>66253224
What a mixed evening. On the one hand, Gawker might be dead. On the other, Konroyd
Is Teuvo still ill or can he play tonight?
>>66253235
I'm pretty sure they have lawsuit insurance that will cover most of it.
>>66253268
Depends how much they were covered for/if the insurance company has a clause in the contract somewhere that lets them weasel out of paying due to Gawker's actions. And you know the insurance company will try to avoid paying $115M
>NO KONROYD
THERE IS A FUCKING GOD
>>66253289
maybe he's getting his eye replaced
>no Konroyd
Zero expectations are best expectations.
>>66253306
Nah. Software update.
>>66253324
>Konroyd 2.0
please god no
>slight glimpse of a lollapallooza commercial on Comcast
>this year's lineup breaks the recent trend of being shit
I'm actually tempted
BREADMAN PLZ
>>66253411
this is not starting off well
pls no
not so early
Is Crawford having a PTSD episode about stairs? Is that why he's not starting?
>>66253415
Good thing I went for the double ipa today.
stream please
>it's a snooze fest in the first period episode
>>66253448
I got me one of these
>>66253467
Check /NHLstreams/ on reddit
Dammit Tuevo
>>66253441
I think he got fucked against the Bruins.
He played through the pain, but I guess it wasn't getting any better.
>>66253515
>stone
That stuff just doesn't do it for me anymore.
I'm drinking ninja VS unicorn by pipeworks. good stuiff.
>>66253584
I had that last weekend. It is good. Was running short on time today and Jewel has limited options.
Tivo time line seems to have recovered from their first shift
Wew lad I feel like Darling moves too far from the goal posts
>>66253600
>jewel
I don't even bother looking for beer there.
I either go to binnys or costco(usually costco because i work there, but the case selection has been pretty bland as of late)
>>66253628
It's the booze
At least I had one team named the Hawks win today.
Not going to expect both of them to do so. SIGH
>>66253628
Darling plays a more aggressive style than crawford.
If that's bettor or worse, i'm not sure. But he can make it work for him when he's in the game.
DAMMIT
FUCKING TROLLPOST
*Headdesks* Goalpost, thy cruelest of enemies
Scheisse
Hey Reddithawks,
Just a quick reminder that if, IF, you do manage to claw your way past St. Louis due to refpuck and meme magic you wouldn't even make it to 6 games against Minnesota.
>>66253774
Still salty over the last four years?
>>66253774
you got swept last year after talking all that good shit faggot fuck off
>>66253774
This coming from someone who's team can't win the Cup and can't even beat the Hawks.
Even Vancouver beat Chicago in the playoffs once. The Mild? Nothing
>>66253774
Well I have a reminder for you
>memesota
>at some point i'm gonna call him cosmonaut
Oh eddie.
>>66253840
All these losses are really taking a toll on Pat and Eddie's livers/brains
>>66253803
>David Bowie was alive when this post was made
>the jests goalie....making....the...uh.....stop
jesus christ CSN
Good evening gentlemen. How are we doing this evening?
>Konroyd is calling high school hockey
All is right in the world
Sure is dead in here desu
All the normies out doing normie things on a Friday night?
>>66254057
>konroyd is calling the HS game
Fucking keep him there
>>66253774
>Wild
>playoffs
Time for more hockey
>>66253975
where to cop that sick jersey tho
>>66254126
Asian amazon
>>66254126
get out gypsy
>just a bad break there
Eddie plz
i really hope this game end in a shotout
>>66254213
I wish you were aborted.
>>66254213
There's a letter missing there and either way its a result that makes me want to cross check you
>>66254213
I don't.
>>66254137
>>66254174
thx bros
>literal refpuck
>>66254243
>>66254248
>>66254249
just for that I will use my meme magic to jinx the shithawks...
>a fight with actual punches thrown
>>66254243
>>66254248
>>66254249
apology or the jets will win by 4...i'm not fucking with you faggot tonight
>>66254308
What meme magic you fucking fag?
Well that was worthless scrap
>>66254344
Two, three punches and refs break them up. Fucking stupid shit.
>>66254308
Fuck off gypsy.
>>66254353
As boring as the game tbqhwyf
>eddie and pat reminiscing about drunken softball games
this game just got comfy
>>66254373
And I thought that "wow, this gonna be good"
It wasn't...
I swear I just heard one person in the crowd yell "Craaaawford"
>>66254415
Some people are just insufferably and unapologetically stupid.
THE DRUNK SAYS NO!!!!!!!!
GODDAMN
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
WOW DARLING
WHAT A SAVE DARJEELING
OH DARLING
this is my little friend RERE...jets will score in the next 5 minutes
this is his friend DEDE...Jets will score in the first 5 minutes of the 2nd period
>Foley hates goalie knees
[drinking intensifies]
>>66254604
>first five minutes of the 2nd period
>>66254604
Too late for that I'm afraid
Is Darling allowed to just dislodge the net like that?
HE GOT AWAY WITH IT
KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THERAPIST IS BACK
SHOWTIME!
SCAAAAAAAAARRRR!!
KANER!
KANER SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FUCK YEAH KANER
EVERYBODY GETS A GOAL!
HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw the post timer hasn't even run out yet
>>66254763
Sshhh
SCAAAAAAAARRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MALORT FUELED FURY
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
THE HOSS!!
BIG HOSS!
POUR IT ON BOYS! POUR IT ON!
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCCCAAAAAARRRRRR
is Pizza Pizza the canadian little ceasars?
at least the nets moving around is spicing up the game a little bit
that kfc commercial was fucking creepy
>>66254971
>spicing up the game a little bit
wtf are you talking about? This has been a bretty good game with decent chances for both sides
>>66255005
I don't know why, but I like Norm Macdonald as the colonel better than this new guy.
>>66255064
Daryl Hammond was the best colonel. Norm was funnier though.
>>66255027
1st period was dead as shit
>>66255137
>>66255064
Based Norm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8
Please kill me before I'm ever put into an old folks home
>>66255157
Norm has always been based as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wB6lPwhcq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKvNigYCd1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqeqsBQ0wq0
>>66255229
I'm assuming one of those is "chairman of the bored" which was fucking incredible
>>66255263
Yes, it's the last one
Also, I messed up, the first is from different night than the last two, here's the hole thing that I meant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtX45VGWITY
>even Dineen is drunk
>>66255306
>The Binny's deal is really just so Pat/Eddie/everyone else has enough booze to drink for the season
>>66255378
Good deal then
LADD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE LADD
ITS THE LADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
SCAAAAARRRRR!!!
OWN DOG BITES BACK!
SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
LADD
>>66255378
>implying they need binnys when they have rocky
>>66255432
This. They're at a volume where it's best to cut out the middleman
I wonder how it's like to score against your former team.
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE FLIECH
>what's the matter with double-ds
HERE WE GO
Also
FLEICHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCAAAARRRRR!!!
That was a beauty!
pic related
>Double D's
FLEISCHMANN!
WOOOOOOOO!
>>66255453
Idk. It must be pretty weird playing against your former captain. Even more so when he scores against you.
>that shift was video game like
Hawks mad
Taking out their anger of falling to 5th place out on the poor jets
>shitcongo finally meets a team they can handle
top lel desu senpai
I do not look forward to Tuesday.
>>66255674
From a thread standpoint Sunday is going to be worse
>escape to Mexico
then what the hell are we building a wall for?
>>66255707
Eh, fags are gonna shit it up regardless. But that doesn't adversely affect the Blackhawks. Facing the Stars however, makes the Hawk just completely shit the bed for some reason.
>>66255738
To make America great again?
>>66255747
Well, except that one time this season where the Hawks beat the fuck out of them
But yeah, so far 3-1 in the Stars favor
>social media night
>interact with Pat and Eddie
oh boy
>>66255795
>no commentary on play, just answering and lauging at peoples tweets
>>66255795
Yeah, I remember the one time too. It was a great night. I was hoping that it would have been a more back-and-forth type deal with them.
>just had Foley a bottle of whiskey
>>66255836
Let's be honest, it's going to be 60 minutes of Pat and Eddie trying to figure out how Twitter works. And it will be glorious.
>>66255860
Even better
gg Jets
>Darling shutout
>>66255838
>hand*
FUCK
>>66255860
>accidental Double-D tweet
GG Jets
>Darling only gets shutouts on March 18
what the fuck
GG
>Darling can only get shutouts on March 18th
Darling needed this game
gg Jets
gg Jets
Oh Darling with that shutout tho
>>66255954
The whole team needed this game.
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